#i literally heard mariah carrey ON HALLOWEEN

[shadowwitchmorg]

listen, i like christmas because i like eating and making myself into a blanket burrito, not because i like seeing the brightest christmas lights known to man on my block at the beginning of november !!!

[eldritchsurveys]

671.

Do you use wide ruled or college ruled notebooks? >> I always preferred college-ruled, like it was a hard rule for me when I was young. I refused to use wide-ruled paper. It was anathema. I still don’t care for it, but I don’t use paper much anymore, period, so it doesn’t matter.

On a pair of jeans, which pocket do you most use? >> The back right one, I guess, because I usually have my phone in there so I go in and out of it a lot.

Do you have a class ring? >> No.

What about a letterman jacket? >> No.

Do you still have a piggy bank? >> I don’t recall ever having one, tbh.

Is it actually shaped like a pig? >> ---

What is the name of the hospital you were born in? >> It was called Elizabeth General Medical Center when I was born, but now it’s been folded into a citywide system of hospitals all using the name “Trinitas”.

What is the legal drinking age of the country you live in? >> 21.

What type of internet browser are you using? >> Firefox.

What's your favorite search engine? >> Unfortunately, it’s Google. All the shit I hate about Google is the same exact shit that makes it so good as a search engine.

Are you a "Master Googler"? >> I don’t really know what that means. Honestly, it doesn’t take much cleverness to get what you want out of Google -- other search engines, on the other hand...

Do people often buy you photo albums when they don't know what else to buy? >> No. No one even uses photo albums these days.

Have you ever literally lent someone a shoulder to cry on? >> No.

How long do your showers typically last? >> Between five and ten minutes, usually skewing to the shorter end. I really just don’t like being in there, so I got real efficient at it.

What is the most annoying accent you've ever heard? >> ---

Have you ever seen a mariachi music video? >> No.

Have you ever watched a movie with the commentary? What about the subtitles? >> I’ve never watched a movie with the commentary on, but one day I might like to try that with a movie I’m already well familiar with, just to see if it’s interesting. I always watch things with the subtitles on, if I can help it.

What are your thoughts on re-constructive surgery? What about plastic surgery? >> I mean... they’re good things for people who want/need them? I don’t know what kind of opinion I’m supposed to have.

Or should people learn to love their flaws? >> Oh, that’s what you mean. No, I don’t think “people should learn to love their flaws” is an appropriate attitude for me to take. Especially since it’s not like I’m a paragon at unconditional self-acceptance or anything.

Do you style your hair regularly? >> I don’t style my hair at all.

What does your laundry basket/hamper look like? >> It’s round and purple.

Do you have a favorite word? What is it? >> There are words I like more than others, but I don’t think I have a favourite one or anything.

McDonald's sweet tea: Yes or No? >> No.

When was the last time you had a papercut? >> I don’t remember. I almost gave myself one earlier today, putting some papers into my tote bag.

What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? >> ---

Is violence ever really the answer? >> Sure.

Do you have a favorite brand of pen? >> I don’t think so.

Do you enjoy the smell of sharpies? What about gasoline? Or even chlorine? >> I enjoy the smell of the first two, in moderation. Not chlorine, though.

Have you ever sung in a choir? If so, what section were you in? Bass, Tenor, Alto, Soprano? >> I was a soprano as a child, shifted into alto as a preteen, and I think now I’d be most comfortable as a tenor.

Did you ever pronounce bologna how it's spelled? >> Yeah, to be silly.

Are either of your parents in the medical field? >> No.

What about educational field? >> No.

Can you cry on cue? Do you wish you could? >> No, I can’t, and I don’t really care to.

Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry? >> Gold.

Have you ever shaved your arms? What about your stomach? >> No to arms, yes to stomach.

Facebook or Myspace? Which is your favorite? Or is there another one? >> I mean, only facebook is even relevant now. I don’t like it, though. I prefer to socialise here or on Discord.

Have you ever made a friendship bracelet? >> I don’t think so.

Have you ever been sledding on a real wooden sled with metal runners? >> No. I’ve never been sledding, period.

Are you allergic to any particular animals? What about foods? And medicines? Or are you one of the lucky ones who don't have any allergies? >> I am one of the lucky ones, yeah.

Did you or anyone you knew get swine flu? >> No.

Do you think that people caused global warming? Or is it more of a natural earth cycle thing? >> I think it’s a little of column B and a lot of column A.

Do you watch Curling during the Olympics? >> I don’t watch the Olympics.

Is bright red lipstick classy or trashy? >> It’s just lipstick.

Do the potential lovers you pursue typically have tattoos and piercings? >> ---

Do you like your teeth? Have you had any work done on them? >> I mean, they’re fine. They serve their purpose. No, I haven’t had work done on them.

Do you know what a lobotomy is? >> Sure.

Have you ever put ranch dressing on pizza? >> No.

Do you remember the purple and green colored ketchup from the 1990s? >> Ha, I do.

Have you ever taken a dance class? >> When I was a child. I wouldn’t mind taking one now, but I can’t afford stuff like that.

Do you ever actually buy CDs anymore or do you just download music? >> I just use Spotify. I’ve chosen the path of least resistance.

Who is prettier? Jennifer Love Hewitt or Megan Fox? What about Ellen Degeneres or Mariah Carrey? >> None of these people even cross my radar when it comes to aesthetically pleasing faces.

Have you ever been to failblog.org? >> No.

Do you own a guitar? >> No.

Do you pop your knuckles? >> Sometimes.

Do all of your photos in yearbooks usually turn out looking terrible? >> All of them did until senior year, weirdly enough.

Did you have uniforms at your high school? >> No.

How often do you dust your room? >> I don’t. I probably should, but it just never occurs to me.

Do you ever use Febreez? >> No.

Have you ever been to Japan? What about Germany? Or Mexico? >> No.

Does your family ever take fun vacations? >> ---

Where was the last place you went on vacation? >> New Orleans.

Have you ever seen a castle in real life? If you said no, please note that the castles at Disney parks count. =D >> There’s an apartment complex near me called the Grand Castle and it’s just the most plastic-toy-castle looking thing I’ve ever seen. Hold on, here’s what it looks like...

It looks fake, or like one of those photos that plays with perspective and scale, where it’s actually a Lego castle or something. But nope, it’s an apartment complex. smh. Anyway, no, I’ve never seen a legitimate castle in real life.

Do you remember the first book you read by yourself? >> No.

Did you ever read R. L. Stine's Goosebumps books? >> Yep, I read a lot of those as a kid.

What about Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books? >> I didn’t even hear of those until I was grown.

Have you ever seen a nun in public? >> Sure. One time back in the day, Sigma and I ran into a couple of nuns on Eighth Avenue and Sigma talked to them for a solid hour. They were... very accommodating.

Have you ever heard of a musician named Priscilla Renea? >> No.

Have you seen the Austin Power's movies? >> I think I saw the first one. This was a long time ago, though. I couldn’t sit through five minutes of one now.

Do you, or did you ever, have a Gameboy? >> No, I’ve never had one.

Are you sitting in a rolley chair? >> Nope.

Were you a Nancy Drew reader when you were younger? >> I wasn’t.

Do you think Twilight is losing lots of original fans because of the movie? >> It didn’t appear that way to me, but I also wasn’t in the fandom so I wouldn’t really know for sure.

Do you think Zombieland was like an American version of Shaun of the Dead? >> I mean, in the sense that it is a comedy film about zombies, sure, why not. But really, they’re just in the same subgenre of movie, is all. They’re their own things.

Have you ever ice skated? What about roller skated? >> I’ve done the latter but never the former.

Do you have a video camera? What about a digital camera? Webcam? >> There’s a camera on my phone, and there’s one in both my computers but I never use those.

What is your preferred instant messaging service? >> Discord.

Do you enjoy being in photos? Or do you prefer taking the photos? >> I prefer taking them.

Know anyone named Gus? >> Sparrow’s former cat was named Gus.

Do you know anyone who seems to break EVERYTHING they touch? >> Nope.

Are giraffe's weird animals? >> They are and I dig it.

[nostalgiaispeace]

1605.

Do you use wide ruled or college ruled notebooks? doesn’t matter.

On a pair of jeans, which pocket do you most use? back pockets

Do you have a class ring? no

What about a letterman jacket? No.

Do you still have a piggy bank? i might

Is it actually shaped like a pig? no

What is the name of the hospital you were born in? no idea

What is the legal drinking age of the country you live in? 21.

What type of internet browser are you using? Firefox.

What’s your favorite search engine? google

Are you a “Master Googler”? i don’t know what makes someone a master googler lol

Do people often buy you photo albums when they don’t know what else to buy? no

Have you ever literally lent someone a shoulder to cry on? of course

How long do your showers typically last? like 10 minutes at the most

What is the most annoying accent you’ve ever heard? southern

Have you ever seen a mariachi music video? no

Have you ever watched a movie with the commentary? What about the subtitles? plenty of times for both

What are your thoughts on re-constructive surgery? What about plastic surgery? if it’s needed i’m all for it.

Or should people learn to love their flaws? i think everyone has flaws but they make each one of us unique. flaws sound not equal bad.

Do you style your hair regularly? i don’t

What does your laundry basket/hamper look like? i have a black one and a pink one

Do you have a favorite word? What is it? naw

McDonald’s sweet tea: Yes or No? sure

When was the last time you had a papercut? idk

What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? no clue

Is violence ever really the answer? no

Do you have a favorite brand of pen? no

Do you enjoy the smell of sharpies? What about gasoline? Or even chlorine? yes; no; no.

Have you ever sung in a choir? If so, what section were you in? Bass, Tenor, Alto, Soprano? yeah i was an alto

Did you ever pronounce bologna how it’s spelled? no

Are either of your parents in the medical field? no

What about educational field? no

Can you cry on cue? Do you wish you could? yeah

Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry? gold

Have you ever shaved your arms? What about your stomach? yes and yes

Have you ever made a friendship bracelet? i don’t think so

Have you ever been sledding on a real wooden sled with metal runners? no

Are you allergic to any particular animals? What about foods? And medicines? Or are you one of the lucky ones who don’t have any allergies? i’m allergic to horses; i’m allergic to almost all fruits; no meds

Did you or anyone you knew get swine flu? no

Do you think that people caused global warming? Or is it more of a natural earth cycle thing? i believe it’s a mix of both

Do you watch Curling during the Olympics? sure

Is bright red lipstick classy or trashy? it’s not my thing

Do the potential lovers you pursue typically have tattoos and piercings? my husband has tattoos

Do you like your teeth? Have you had any work done on them? no; i’ve had braces and gum disease treatment

Do you know what a lobotomy is? yeah

Have you ever put ranch dressing on pizza? no

Do you remember the purple and green colored ketchup from the 1990s? i do

Have you ever taken a dance class? no

Do you ever actually buy CDs anymore or do you just download music? both

Who is prettier? Jennifer Love Hewitt or Megan Fox? What about Ellen Degeneres or Mariah Carrey? megan fox; neither

Have you ever been to failblog.org? No.

Do you own a guitar? yeah

Do you pop your knuckles? yeah

Do all of your photos in yearbooks usually turn out looking terrible? from what i remember yeah

Did you have uniforms at your high school? No.

How often do you dust your room? lol like never

Do you ever use Febreez? yes

Have you ever been to Japan? What about Germany? Or Mexico? nope to all

Does your family ever take fun vacations? no

Where was the last place you went on vacation? no idea

Have you ever seen a castle in real life? If you said no, please note that the castles at Disney parks count. =D no

Do you remember the first book you read by yourself? No.

Did you ever read R. L. Stine’s Goosebumps books? omgsh tons of them

What about Lemony Snicket’s “A Series of Unfortunate Events” books? yup

Have you ever seen a nun in public? no

Have you ever heard of a musician named Priscilla Renea? no

Have you seen the Austin Power’s movies? i’ve seen one of them

Do you, or did you ever, have a Gameboy? i still have mine

Are you sitting in a rolley chair? Nope.

Were you a Nancy Drew reader when you were younger? I wasn’t.

Do you think Twilight is losing lots of original fans because of the movie? i have no idea

Do you think Zombieland was like an American version of Shaun of the Dead? i’ve never seen shaun of the dead so i don’t know.

Have you ever ice skated? What about roller skated? yes and yes

Do you have a video camera? What about a digital camera? Webcam? i have my phone which is basically all 3

What is your preferred instant messaging service? facebook

Do you enjoy being in photos? Or do you prefer taking the photos? neither

Know anyone named Gus? no

Do you know anyone who seems to break EVERYTHING they touch? yeah

Are giraffe’s weird animals? naw

[lavieboheme930]

12. Bad Side Of The Moon

Do you use wide ruled or college ruled notebooks? I don’t use notebooks anymore.  But when I use looseleaf, college ruled.  I don’t like wide ruled.

On a pair of jeans, which pocket do you most use? Back

Do you have a class ring? >> No.

What about a letterman jacket? >> No.

Do you still have a piggy bank? No

Is it actually shaped like a pig? I don’t remember now.

What is the name of the hospital you were born in? Einstein

What is the legal drinking age of the country you live in? >> 21.

What type of internet browser are you using? Chrome

What’s your favorite search engine? Goodle.

Are you a “Master Googler”? I don’t even know what that means.

Do people often buy you photo albums when they don’t know what else to buy? No

Have you ever literally lent someone a shoulder to cry on? >> No.

How long do your showers typically last? It really depends.

What is the most annoying accent you’ve ever heard? None

Have you ever seen a mariachi music video? >> No.

Have you ever watched a movie with the commentary? What about the subtitles? Commentary yes.  Subtitles only once with Rocketman to understand some things I couldn’t understand Taron saying when I saw the movie in theaters.

What are your thoughts on re-constructive surgery? What about plastic surgery? Hey let people do what they want.

Or should people learn to love their flaws? Again...let people do what they want.  Personally, I wouldn’t get that stuff done.

Do you style your hair regularly? No

What does your laundry basket/hamper look like? just a plain brown bet hamper

Do you have a favorite word? What is it? seriously

McDonald’s sweet tea: Yes or No? Only had it once.  A little too sweet for my taste.

When was the last time you had a papercut? The other day.

What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? None. I loved all my costumes.

Is violence ever really the answer? No

Do you have a favorite brand of pen? No.

Do you enjoy the smell of sharpies? What about gasoline? Or even chlorine? No 

Have you ever sung in a choir? If so, what section were you in? Bass, Tenor, Alto, Soprano? Yes.  Alto

Did you ever pronounce bologna how it’s spelled? No.

Are either of your parents in the medical field? >> No.

What about educational field? Yep.  Both retired teachers

Can you cry on cue? Do you wish you could? Yes I can.

Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry? silver

Have you ever shaved your arms? What about your stomach? No to both

Facebook or Myspace? Which is your favorite? Or is there another one? Facebook

Have you ever made a friendship bracelet? Yes

Have you ever been sledding on a real wooden sled with metal runners? No

Are you allergic to any particular animals? What about foods? And medicines? Or are you one of the lucky ones who don’t have any allergies? Only to certain medicines.

Did you or anyone you knew get swine flu? I think someone I used to work with said she had it once.

Do you think that people caused global warming? Or is it more of a natural earth cycle thing? People

Do you watch Curling during the Olympics? Yeah

Is bright red lipstick classy or trashy? classy

Do the potential lovers you pursue typically have tattoos and piercings? Piercings really

Do you like your teeth? Have you had any work done on them? They’re ok. and No

Do you know what a lobotomy is? Yeah

Have you ever put ranch dressing on pizza? I think so

Do you remember the purple and green colored ketchup from the 1990s? Yes!!

Have you ever taken a dance class? Yes

Do you ever actually buy CDs anymore or do you just download music? I use Spotify

Who is prettier? Jennifer Love Hewitt or Megan Fox? What about Ellen Degeneres or Mariah Carrey? WTF....they’re all pretty 

Have you ever been to failblog.org? >> No.

Do you own a guitar? Used to

Do you pop your knuckles? Yes

Do all of your photos in yearbooks usually turn out looking terrible? Only one that did was my freshman year one in high school.

Did you have uniforms at your high school? Yes until I did homeschooling.

How often do you dust your room? Whenever.

Do you ever use Febreez? >> No.

Have you ever been to Japan? What about Germany? Or Mexico? >> No.

Does your family ever take fun vacations? We did when I was younger

Where was the last place you went on vacation? Foxwoods

Have you ever seen a castle in real life? If you said no, please note that the castles at Disney parks count. =D Yes

Do you remember the first book you read by yourself? >> No.

Did you ever read R. L. Stine’s Goosebumps books? No, I went straight to Fear Street by him.

What about Lemony Snicket’s “A Series of Unfortunate Events” books? No, I was too old when they came out

Have you ever seen a nun in public? Yes considering I went to Catholic Schools.

Have you ever heard of a musician named Priscilla Renea? >> No.

Have you seen the Austin Power’s movies? All of them.

Do you, or did you ever, have a Gameboy? I did.

Are you sitting in a rolley chair? >> Nope.

Were you a Nancy Drew reader when you were younger? Yes

Do you think Twilight is losing lots of original fans because of the movie? Twilight sucked in general.

Do you think Zombieland was like an American version of Shaun of the Dead? Never saw it.

Have you ever ice skated? What about roller skated? Former figure skater so yes.  And yes.

Do you have a video camera? What about a digital camera? Webcam? Webcam on my laptop but  don’t use it.

What is your preferred instant messaging service? FaceBook Messenger

Do you enjoy being in photos? Or do you prefer taking the photos? >> I prefer taking them.  But if I’m with a celebrity I’m meeting, then I don’t mind being in the pic.

Know anyone named Gus? No

Do you know anyone who seems to break EVERYTHING they touch? >> Nope.

Are giraffe’s weird animals? No.  I love all animals.