#i literally deserve to roll him up and chew on him like a lolly

[stevebabey]

modern steeb literally sends you photos of the things he sees constantly. look at the way this cat is sleeping on a fence. this dog climbed into the driver seat of a car and he's losing it bc it thinks its people!!! the guy in front of him at the post office is wearing odd socks and sandals. someone rearranged this display of initial candles so it spells out "boobs". sometimes he takes a photo of something bc he wants to show you it but you're literally standing right next to him

even better is modern!steve loves little videos hehehe >:) like i hate to say it but he’s a snapchat man just so he can send u random photos and videos thru out the day. he does a little zoom in, the camera always a bit shaky, and u can hear his little laugh in the background as he zoooooms in on the dog in the front seat of a car across the parking lot and he’s like “look at this guy. thinks he can drive. bet he doesn’t even have a permit” and he was absolutely the one who arranged the candles that way LMAO and when the video starts like, he’s already deviously giggling, and then he’s moving forward to grab the last candle and like a fucking dork he pretends to get a fright now that it says boo what a goober <3 u get so many pictures a day from him, just random ones of like flowers and cats being like :) thought of u but u know what, that’s just how he loves ok