#i like when vlad get his ass kicked as he deserve uwu

[13thdoodle]

You did a bit in the initial pitch, but what's the reverse evil trio's relationship with Vlad?

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ok this one i actually had mull it over but haven’t got into it yet cause a lot of Vlad n Danny’s dynamic hinge on both of them being halfas? and I’m still not sure if I want Danny (or any of the trio) to be a halfa in this au or not

Tho a lot of it can still work without danny being halfa while vlad still is one. Nothing grinds ur gear more than this creepy guy who definitely have a thing for ur mom is also a bilionaire with questionable bussiness ethic. For funsies it be fun if the trio main base is Vlad’s mayor mansion because they deserve nice place uwu n vlad deserve getting kicked in the butt

if u want like.. actual answer? I like to think their dynamic is now flipped where Danny n the trio have the upper hand instead. Sure Vlad is the older halfa with 20+ years experiences, but even he gonna have a hard time to fight the trio all at once. and plant Danny have blood blossom all over. So everything is already stacked against him

Vlad would have a motivation to go against the trio and that would be to save Maddie coz Danny got her on long nap time pod. Danny genuinely think this is a good thing so Vlad trying to barge in and save her would come off really bad, like “oh sure u want to ““““safe”“““ her totally not kidnapping or whatever” Doesn’t matter what his actual intention is. And Vlad is crafty, he got his own lab and everything. And Danny know this. if he didn’t before, he will eventually coz Vlad would come up with weapons or sth to stop em so taking over Vlad’s castle would probably be on the list as well for the trio (tho it be easy just plant some kudzu n watch those fcker grows nonstop)

And the trio would take danny side because why wouldn’t they? so /shrugs/ sucks to be vlad. I think he probably try to fight em once in a while or maybe go underground or gain following in ghost zone or sth whatever it is vlad likes to do

the ghost king plan would backfire tremendously tho coz the trio would just go up to pariah n like sup bitch n kick his ass n now they’re monarch of ghost zone lol

[hey-hamlet]

BNHA AU Ideas : Quirkless Erasure

Also on AO3!

TL;DR: 

In some worlds, Midoriya Izuku is the first quirkless hero. But not in this one, not by far.

Because his homeroom teacher is the hero he's always looked up to: UA's first quirkless Pro Hero.

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Izuku isn't the only quirkless one, and Aizawa gets into the hero course via emotional devastation against his opponents.

anyway so: quirkless aizawa bc i need that

everyone thinks he has a quirk like emotional manipulation of something but no he's just fucking savage, he gets into the hero course bc he blasted the absolute shit out of mic

everything’s on youtube it’s one of the most viewed videos of all time

this aizawa's eyes are permanently gold bc i headcanon it's his quirk that makes his eyes black, not the colour they flash

"you yell because you have a constant fear no one is really listening to you. you play the class clown and don't try too hard so when you look back you think "i failed because i didn't try" not "i failed because i wasn't good enough""

"bro,,, bro what the fuck did i do to you"

aizawa isn’t even salty he’s quirkless tbh

"you're pushing this on me because it hurts, right? your loud, flashy but damaging quirk means the only thing people think you're useful for is heroics. did you want to do this, or is this the only way society will let you feel comfortable in the role it presses in on you"

"well being quirkless is rough but at least i cn be whatever i want to be"

mics just shell shocked mics not even using his quirk and everyone’s just uwu he’s erasing mics quirk

all aizawa does is walk is close and mutter "society thinks im worthless, which is rough. but you have to put your life on the line or you're nothing better than a villain to the people"

and just, lightly pushes him out of bounds

pls mics just in Love this guy tore him to fucking pieces but Damn

aizawa  helps him up off the floor

"so im probably not wrong but im a little sorry for saying it on live tv"

mic "youre amazing"

aizawa just goes bright red and starts sputtering

aizawa: the emotional devastation hero weakness: genuine compliments

consider 1A teacher aizawa just still made of emotional devastation, nezu made him promise not to use his powers of destruction on his children unless he was expelling them 

this is a quirkless izuku au too, mirio got ofa, allmight encouraged izuku to be a hero after the fight but had no quirk to give him and he manages to make his own way into the hero course

so izuku is a little analyst, gets mostly hero points but uses sharp rebar and poles to smash in the sensors of some robots, getting him a few non-rescue points either. Aizawa is watching like "oh interesting a non-combat quirk" and beside him allmight is vibrating with excitement

"he might actually do it!"

"who might do what"

allmight turns sheepishly to aizawa

"young midoriya on camera 6, he might just be the first quirkless student to pass the enterance exam to heroics straight up"

and aizawa can hardly watch anyone else for the rest of the exam, he adopts this kid on the fucking Spot

hes on the edge of his fucking seat, when nezu sends out the zero pointer. "this kid only needs 10 more points, just ten more" and izuku turns around to look at the 0 pointer and aizawa is like "fuck kid i hope you know what youre doing"

he manages to shove a piece of rebar into the treads, stoping it in its place. it tries to swat him like a bug but he just dives out of the way, picks up ochako and sprints and aizawa is like "holy shit holy shit these bastards better give this kid hero points for that"

like they are assigning final hero points and aizawa has to awkwardly put his hand up "i,,, should probably be excluded from giving midoriya hero points because i went from 0 to bias very very quickly"

allmight just nods sagely

"young midoriya be like that sometimes"

pls aizawa tries to act extra tough bc he can’t let anyone know he’s Adopted this child

for all izuku's brain hes useless w social stuff and thinks aizawa hates him but everyone else k n o w s

also izuku is the only person in 1A who knows ab aizawa's "quirk" and hes like, constantly vibrating w glee around the guy

aizawa walks in the first day, hears bakugo asking how this "quirkless bastard" got in, grabs bakugo w his scarf and yeets him into vlad’s room

"ok students, looks like we are a class of 19. any other comments before we start?"

and like everyone is so lost no one questions it

bakugo is screaming bloody murder until vlad "kindly" tells him ua has a strict no discrimination policy and aizawa would have been well within his rights to expel him

please nezu is like "uwu take one of 1B to make the classes even" and vlad is like "no ive already bonded tough cookies" vlad just adopts bakugo instantly

monoma and bakugou become bros, the baku-squad is 50% a thing, but its mostly 1B students but with pinning kiri. kendo and bakugo both keep monoma in line, monoma and kendo keep bakugo in line

during the sports festival shinsou is like "you must have a blessed quirk to get into the hero course"

and izuku just has this "really. this si what we're doing now" look on his face. hes just gesturing to shinso in exasperation, trying to make eye contact w aizawa hidden up in the commentary box

all you can hear from the box is aizawa quiet snickering as mic tries not to give the game away. he yeets shinso out of bonds and just hauls him back to his feet

"im quirkless you nonce"

"oh,,,"

"yeah, oh. what, gonna be embarrassed a quirkless kid kicked your ass?"

"nah i just feel bad for being a dick"

"ok you are the only valid person ive ever met, come meet my not-dad"

"wait what"

izuku fireman carries shinso into the announcers booth and just presents him to aizawa

you can just vaguely hear "no not kid" "but he'll be perfect" "kid this is live ask me after the festival" "but! hed be perfect! and you could train him to carry on your legacy of soul-crushing burns" "... hmmm"

"do i get a say in this?" "no" "nope"

mic just loudly saying "SO BEFORE WE WITNESS A CHILD CRY LIVE ON AIR AGAIN, AS ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THIS FESTIVAL, LETS START THE NEXT ROUND!"

there’s a counter “days since someone last cried: 0”

please its like "times cried durring all sports festivals" "average cry events" "number of times cried this festival"

aizawa being even more of a dad than canon, like hes a mess he sees on sad kid and he's like "wow that's my kid now"

he makes them soup when they get sick and leaves it outside their doors, refuses to admit its him doing it

soup cryptid

please mic is like 100% in love with him and had been for years but aizawa still has internal bias against the quirkless and thinks he's not good enough for mic so he cant make himself see the flirting for what it really is

“haha he’s just being friendlyL

“aizawa i literally want to marry u”

“awww ur so nice u mean as friends tho right?”

in this au ive decided that quirkless heroes are a thing, but pretty rare, in japan they are all underground bc villains go after them a l o t. there are some public ones in america but they tend to,,, die,,, pretty quickly

and bc there are some quirkless heroes everyone acts like discrimination isn't a thing anymore and quirkless people should shut up while quirkless people are still getting killed and committing suicide at like 500% the rate of people with quirks

also the suicide rate is,,,,, significantly higher in japan but no one ever talks abt it bc japan the “ideal place for people with quirks” so that surely means nothing could ever go wrong

izuku does the "its your power" speech in like 3 parts, before, during and after the sports festival bc he needs he bones w no quirk

stain asks izuku what his quirk is and izuku does the "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy"

",,, where are your parents"

"one abandoned me straight up and the other is giving it a red hot go right now, try me coward"

izuku but everytime he roasts a villain he does it in vine quotes

tl;dr in the au inko is like,, not ok w izuku being a hero and she's trying to do the "leave the school or you can't live here any more" ultimatum and it's not working for her

bc izuku said "ok bye then" and now lives out of his backpack. no one knows. he just like,, sleeps on the train

and iida is like "owo could i come over to your house" and izuku is like

"aaaaa its on fire. yep. made of arsenic and always in flames, why dont we go to the park"

everyone in 1a is like betting on what his house is like. they harass katsuki in 1b but he refuses to talk

hes like "hell no i got thrown into another class for talking ab that nerd eat my left tit"

they only fucking work it out when aizawa and allmight go to izukus house to talk ab dorms and there is literally no one there

aizawa asks izuku ab it like "kid you need to update your forms with your current address" and hes like "oh worm, she moved? wack."

“u,,,,didn’t know,,,,”

“nah lmao i sleep on the bench in a park near here”

“my boy,,,,,l

"what, ochako lives alone!"

"yeah, in a fucking house, kid"

aizawas just: this is literal child abuse i’m ur guardian now

allmight "hes my kid too dont be greedy"

"fuck off all might you already have mirio" "and you already have shinsou!" nighteye, from around the corner "ill take him!" aizawa and allmight "NO"                                  

mic adopts him nezu just sitting in the distance "well, its my school. i get the kid" one whole school full of adult heroes "NO ITS MY SON,,," izukus like crying "wait,,, you guys aren't sick of me? wild" while sobbing

afo out of nowhere: i’ll take the child :))) everyone collectively: N O

for self-indulgence, izuku is the youngest in the class for this au so they all call him their little brother

consider: quirkless aizawa is very similar to normal aizawa but he does practise self-care, he just tries to make it look like he doesnt because hes like that

if i dont take care of myself ill never be able to stand up to the heroes w quirks but also do i deserve normal good human things

tl:dr: he can cook well and is trying to teach izuku that 2-minute noodles and apples arent hero fuel

inko is like: "uwu i wont change what i cook for you so you'll just have to make do owo" in like, a pathetic attempt to get him to stop training so izuku runs off protein bars, electrolyte drinks and raw vegetables

just like, his bento at school. its only raw mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and 2 full carrots

the only time he gets like a kinda valid balanced meal for a hero in training is when he pops by bakugous place and mitsuki forces him to stay for lunch

izuku is like "oh hi bakugo i have ur book-" "HI ITS LUNCH GET IN PIPSQUEAK"

hes just thrown into a chair, bakugo isnt even confused. izuku is like ",,,, so vlad gave me your book bc your house is near mums." "fair enough. hope you like miso salmon"

izuku just looks stary eyed

"f i s h ??? warm food bakugo id kill for you"

"deku wtf"

"i had nothing but 3 scoops of protein powder and 2 tomatoes today"

“dEKU WHAT THE FUCK”

"i had to eat the protein podwer with plain water kacchan. protein sludge followed by two raw tomatoes. i would commit real actual murder for you"

mitsuki always packs an extra bento after that

so like when it’s dorm time izuku gets rly stressed out bc he doesn’t know how to cook for himself??? bakugous in the 1b dorms and even if he wasn’t he definitely wouldn’t cook for him

1a goes on a fucking shopping trip, chaperoned, obviously

and they’re lining up and aizawa sees that izukus cart is only filled with like??? instant noodles and like two (2) fruits and he’s losing his mind bc yes okay he’s a child but he’s also a young hero and he’s going to get a heart attack by 20 if he doesn’t fix his diet

aizawa is like "izuku, you cant eat that" and izuku just goes "oh ok" puts the noodles back and comes back with a tub of protein powder and like 11 vegetables and a bag of kale

okay this is an improvement kinda, how do u cook it

,,,,,c

cook?

izuku just has a totally blank face

"i was just gonna like,,, eat it"

"raw."

"uh, yeah, is that not how u eat vegetables?”

"thats a potato. and some leeks. thats a fucking onion"

"it wont kill me though"

"thats,,, that not how you pick food kid."

“but vegetable??? good????”

"kid do you even fucking like any of this"

"wait, im supposed to like?? my food???"

yagi in the fucking health food isle hearing this is 50% laughing but 50% crying

aizawa: “izuku ur supposed to eat a well balanced and tasty meal”

izuku: *surprized pikachu face*

please even todoroki is like ",,, at least fuyumi could c o o k"

oh god imagine having a worse diet than shouto todoroki from 1a who eats nothing but cold soba and drinks juice

also please aizawa is like "kid i thought you just happened to be thin but now im seeing thats not the case"

bakugo in the distance "like inko ever fed him enough anyway lmao"

aizawa "WAIT WHAT"

whys bakugou shopping with 1a? its actually all 40 of the first years just descending on this poor little store. it’s this little mom and pop grocery store and a billion hungry hero hopefuls just burst through the door like 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔

izuku is like "oh its too expensive" and aizawa is just holding a bag of rice, aizawa is like "its cheaper than the protein powder you have"

and izuku is like "yeah i mean its empty calories and im not paying that much for empty calories"

",,,"

"thats what you taught us sensei!"

"EMPTY CALORIES ARE ONLY A PROBLEM IF UR EATING TOO MUCH"

"and?"

"YOU HAVE 3 POTAOES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS"

"i can put some back if you want?"

"THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DONT WANT"

[getrope1]

My tags got fucked up??? why does god inconvenience me at every turn?. I'll just put em her instead. Okay so

1) Let danny be an asshole. Hes 14, hes a little shit and uwu-fying him ruins his character. Kid straight up called the GIW on Vlads ass with no hesitation. Danny woke up that morning and chose violence.

2) I dont like it when people refer to Dani as 'Elle/Ellie'. I think she should take the name Dani as her own. Like it's her name? She shouldn't have to change it just because Danny had the name first and that shes his clone. I of course get WHY people call her Elle/Ellie instead, a Dani, a Danny and a Dan all in the same show can get confusing but still. It's her original name, let her have it.

Power move; refering to Danny as Daniel to differenciate the two

3) I dont actually like any danny phantom ships. Everlasting Trio and Grey Ghost are fine I guess, they just dont vibe with me. Tbh my favourite dp ships are crossover ships and even then theres not alot for Danny where I'm thinking 'Oh Hell Yeah'. Crash Course by Carmic on ao3 did in fact make me fall in love with the idea of Jazz Fenton/ Jason Todd, because they both deserve good things and it's really fucking funny. Like poor Jazz cant escape the whole 'black haired blue eyed guy who died at 14/15 and was revived in some way by a glowing pit of green liquid, thus giving them white hair and glowing green eyes (but only sometimes) who have very complicated relationships with their parents due to their untimely death, who has an older sibling with older sister syndrome, fights using ranged weapons/powers, is a hero (at least to some degree) and is widely headcanoned as having autopsy scars'. Like girl cannot catch a break huh. Danny/tim drake and Danny/Peter parker are good crossover ships too ig. Just. Eh. Aro/Ace Danny is superior Danny

4) Wes and Kyle are alright. I dont really think we need anymore family lore (or lore in general) but they're just. Funny lil guys, what can I say. I can definitely understand why people wouldnt like them though.

5) 'Jack and Maddie love their kids' and 'Jack and Maddie are terrible parents' are not mutually exclusive statements. I dont even think I have to get into the reasons as for why that is because there are already a bunch of posts that explain it better than I could, but danny and jazz should be taken out of that house.

6) Let All of the Fentonshave something be inherently creepy and ghostly about them even before the portal opens. They've been surrounded by/consuming ectoplasm for most/ all their lives. That's bound to do something to a person. Like let them develop supernatural traits (like obsessions/ superhuman strength/reflective eyes). Let them be creepy and fucked up

7) I dont like alot of the designs in the show. Mainly of ghosts like pandora or pariah dark. Just a personal thing I guess. Also stop having all the girls in the show wearing crop tops its creepy. Dani is like 11 (right?)

8) someone already said it here but I really like the idea of some ghosts either just; (a) being dead people/creatures (ex ember), (b) being lil ghost babies. Products of a ghost getting some D, or (c) just showing up one day (the minor god ghosts, because they... exist)

9) Dadwork is incredibly funny and can be very wholesome but hes also an asshole and you've gotta keep that

10) I like ghost king Danny but only if (a) he doesnt know at all and is like, 'damn, kinda crazy how clockwork is making me help keep the peace between these two areas of the GZ, shouldn't the king be doing this instead???', (b) he is actually crown prince and once he reaches the human age of 18 he will become king and is just frantically trying to do everything he wants to do before being tied down to Responsibilities, (c) he is being dragged around kicking and screaming while ghosts beg him to do his job please Phantom were begging you-, or (d) he really doesnt like being ghost king but he recognises the power he now has and will now make that everyone else's problem. Causes casual mischief under the guise of politics.

11) How Vlad, Danny and Dani age should be all out of wack. Having them age normally is (a) boring, and (b) kinda ignores that they either died or were made half dead and I think that should idk. Interrupt the natural progression of aging for them? And I think it should be different for all 3 of them too! Since vlad was made a halfa slowly I think he should age very slowly, but still age. I think Dani should age REALLY fast because of the shenanigans of being a clone, but her aging could be slowed down or stopped using something, maybe like eveline from re7. I think danny either shouldn't age at all OR only age for like 2-5 years after he died. Having them age normally takes away from the biggest drawbacks of their powers, which is being dead.

12) I dont like when crossover fics start off with the nasty burger explosion, or his family being dead (just in general) and either being kidnapped by the GIW or getting shipped off to some previously unknown family members. Alot of the fun in crossovers is to see all the characters from both series interact? And starting off with 'uh oh, Danny's family just died and now hes very sad and upset about this!' Kinda ruins it for me personally. Theres definitely ways to make it work well! I just dont see the appeal lol

13) speaking of crossovers, there should be more Dp x Dc crossovers!! Like dude cmon. Theres a Lazarus pit right there. John Constantine is right there. JASON TODD IS RIGHT THERE. They would work SO well in a crossover, and there should be more. Also let Danny freak out about meeting Martian manhunter and miss Martian k thanks

Uhhh theres probably more i want to talk about but no thoughts head empty.

What’s your unpopular Danny Phantom opinions? I’ll go first

-I don’t like Dani

-The Ultimate Enemy was a bad episode and Dan sucks

-Ghost Writer isn’t that engaging of an enemy. Also his episode sucked too.

-Clockwork is okay??? I guess???

Okay now go