#i like to imagine them more as besties that can trauma bond but i dont like. im not gonna beat u up if you ship them lmao

[suntraitor]

This is kind of a random question, but is it wrong that I ship Luke Carder and Kaycee Hobbs from Inscryption together? I know they don’t directly interact with each other, but I think it’s a cute ship since they’re both cursed players suffering from what the Scrybes put them through.

this is such a funny ask 2 get. especially considering i dont really post abt inscryption. anyway i think anyone is allowed to ship whatev they want. also its not wrong to ship 2 consenting adults so like. shrug emoji. do you bestie.

[rubik-ashala]

I am a traumatised AuDHD'er who even as a kid prefered the peace and quiet of the woods to civilization. Living in a house in the middle of the woods with only my furry horde for company(2 dogs, 6 cats, 1 beta fish and a rabbit) is the dream.

Personality wise... I like my freedom. I have intense pattern recognition and I dont sugar cost things. I am the one people often come too when they need workable advice or a vibe check. I am also a firm practitioner of the ancient art of "mind your buisness" and "how not too give an F.".

Social wise... I either talk a lot or not at all. Will walk away from needless confrontation or stare down people that bother me. I am slo hard to manipulate traditionally due to me being PDA autistic.

Romance wise...

I am Demisexual. I.E. I need an intense emotional bond first. An epiphany i had while working in this post coincidentally...

So, considering the above... Let's Fucking Go!

Class: Ranger. Hands Down. Spending most of my time in the woods with my loyal wolf who is as tall as me? Perfect. Living my best life.

Alignment: Chaotic Good -> Neutral Good.

Leadership Style: Humble. I know my skill set. So of there is something that needs to be done that I cant do, i have no problem figuring out who can. In fact, I would most likely end up being the leader that knows thier team better then they know themselves.

Relationship with the Companions Alphabetical order:

Astarion: He reminds me of a friend i have irl. She went through similar sexual trauma to where she felt she needed to manipulate and ise her body to protect herself. Only, when she met me, she found that all her usualt tactics had no effect in me. She told me that it irritated her at first but then fascinated her, and finally she realized that, because she couldnt manipulate me like other people, that i was a safe person for her to be around and that i could be trusted to be straight with her. I imagine that is how mine and his relationship would play out. Platonically of course. He is pretty but not my type.

Gale: Husband. He had me at "Hello! I'm Gale!". He is a dork. He talks with his hands. He can cook! His fucking tower with all the books and the cozy fireplace! The shenanigans! The coziness! That is MY wizard! Mystra when I fucking catch you!

Halsin: That's my bestie! My fellow wise person and lover of nature. The one who helps me keep the rest of the tadfools out of trouble. The Varric to my Hawk. The, Me: Those arn't our chaos goblins are they? Halsin: They are. Both of us: Here we go again.

Jaheira: She's cool. Haven't had a lot of interaction with her yet but we would at least get along. Probably wouldn't be super close but would have a lot of respect for her due to everything she has been through

Karlach: That's my other bestie! She reminds me of my lifelong bestie who, despite the rap sheet of medical conditions she has and massive amount of trauma she has endured, is still a pretty upbest person, doing her best to live life to the fullest. Karlach also shares the same ADHD braincell I do. The "What were we talking about?", line was very relatable.

Lae'zel & Shadowheart: She rubs the PDA(Pathological Demand Avoidence) part of my brain in a bad way, at the onset and i will react harshly towards that. Of course, given what bits i have seen of her ark, I may make her feel right at home anyway. Of course, once she chills out a little, we would be fine. We wont be super close but we would still be friends at least.

Minsc & Boo: I havent found them in game yet but the clips of them i have seen make me love them. I would protect them with my life. Not like they would ever ask me too.

Shadowheart: Essentially the same as Lae'zel but would end up with more fights. The way she tries, not well, to pit you against the others and talks down to people would make me want to avoid her at best or punch her at worst. She would take me the longest to warm up too and the feeling would probably be mutual since i would be calling her ass out all the time. We probably wouldnt start warming up to each other until we started getting close to the shadow curse and all that religious trauma started surfacing.

Wyll: That's my baby brother, and if you harm one hair on his head, yours will be on the ground next. He is a cheese ball, a good bean, and i am so proud of him. He is also my monster romance book buddy and giving me all the good recomendations. There also might be prank wars...

Been imagining what I myself would be in Baldur's Gate 3 if I HAD to be the main character. Because otherwise I would be a hermit surrounded by books and cats.

On the note of cats!! I would absolutely know the Flock of Familiars spell. And they would all be cats. I have 5 cats irl, and that would translate into the game lol

I'd probably be a bard?? Definitely a support class, and I love singing random tunes even if they make no sense. I'd basically be the comedy relief/resident therapist. Which is good cause otherwise I'd be fairly useless in a fight lmao

I'd definitely get along best with Karlach, I love her personality so much. I'd be desperate for everyone's approval tho, and would have a massive platonic crush on Halsin.

Considered making a character like this, but everytime I think "I'll design my character after me!" I abandon them pretty quick q^q

EDIT!! Reblog or reply with what you would be as Tav in BG3!!! How would you translate into the game?

[dollscircus]

hi so im really obssessed with the idea of cal and darlin being besties and you are going to be the recipient of this brain rot

i should preface by saying like how cal is her agent name, tank is darlin's agent name as well

as mentioned earlier, cal is the female version of david with an even more shittier attitude which means she's usually the one who one who holds tank back from any reckless decision (only to take that exact same action)

they both have a running tally of their body counts (cal leading darlin in both ways)

hatedddd each other as kids (cal saw tank as immature and tank thought cal was insufferable) but as the years go by (and their friends die) they bonded over their shared trauma and want to return to a normal life

cal has a southern accent that comes out when she says certain words (darlin, sugar) and tank meltssss when she calls them that (tank doesn't like her romantically, cal just has that effect on people, you can imagine what sam does to them)

she teases the shittttt out of tank (in her own dry and backhandy way) when they start to fall for the new medic (sam)

extremely over protective of each other. both of them have been through immense pain in their lives and they want to shield the other from any more

tank covers for cal when she becomes a war criminal

is the only person alive who knows what happened to cal in those eight months she disappeared as a child

cal lies to everyone, but makes a genuine effort to not lie to tank

tank tries not to be reckless because they dont want to be another name for cal to mourn

but both are ready to do whatever it takes to make sure the other is happy

Including sacrificing any and all parts of themselves

lowkey thinking about making a pair between david and cal because they are both the same person but with such different ideals that it be interesting how they explore that (an example is that david is a hugeee family person whereas cal cant be give two shits to anyone that calls her family) but i digresssss

anywho so sorry for the irrelevant long ask, but i just needed to dumb this somewhere

- :)

It’s cool’ it’s all interesting’

[watchyourbluesturngolden]

my annotations for chappy 11 of ysijwa

this is just for drea and leyla to read so if you're not drea or leyla pls keep scrolling :)

ok this is pretty chaotic and like i said earlier i treated this ike a wattpad comment section so... have fun ig :)

SHERLOCK AND WATSON CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SHUT UPPPPP I LOVE YOU SM DREA

NOT MISS SNAP CRACKLE POP

jealous y/n you say???

now i know why you ignored all my tiktok asks lmao

HELPLESS OH MY GOD

truly madly deeply intended :)

damn he's kind of a narcissist yk? like "I have to be serious my entire family depends on it" shut up mr darcy you're not special

devout in his religion hmmmmmm hopefully we see some more religious trauma content bc me too vampy

awww he wants kids but now he cant have them bc hes... dead :(

AWWW his sister taught him to knit :( if he doesn't knit bloodbag a sweater i swear to god

stuffy moron is correct

"IT'S A FUCKING WONDER HE EVER GOT LAID" OIJRIOJWEIOJIEWOJFIOEJOF

"THE ATROCITY THAT IS BEING ACQUAINTED WITH NIALL AND HIS HORRIBLE AFFINITY FOR CHEAP FLANEL" ORJFOIJFEIOWJ YOURE SUCH A POET

he's so dumb she was with him bc he's hot that much should be obvious to him🙄

FOOLISHLY HOPELESSLY UNMEASURABLY IN LOVE HWAT THE FUCK DREA IM SAD

i love that he remembers the spinal cord dislocation and the dead leaves . like yea im dead rn but the leaves in my hair are really what's bothering me the most

what the fuck is a maw

ok i looked it up i get it now

"attachment is for gullible idiots" yup and youre one of them vampy 😌

"the warmest skin his icy fingers had ever had the good fortune to touch" im so soft rn

oh so now she has "a wholesome beauty about her nature" ? i thought she was just cute enough 🤨

HE THINKS HER SMILE COULD RESTART HIS HEART THATS SO CUTE IM OUHOIJFOEWIJFIOEWJ

"the responsibility of keeping her safe, satisfied, and happy" how 🥺 🥺🥺

"as long as he breathes" i thought he didn't breathe lmao BUT I GET THE SENTIMENT

"always when it comes to her" IM SCREAMING RN THIS IS SO SOFT I CANT

ill never forgive him for being so dense either his brain is basically a rock

HE WANTED TO COMMUNICATE THAT HE BELONGED TO HER IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE

couldnt be me i dont want to be percieved

HE ADDED A FUCKING BUTTERFLY AFTER THE DISCO BALLS IM OIWFJIOEWJFIOEJIOEWNOJIWJ(*H(WUIOFJIOEWJFIOWHVIFUEH)U)($UT

HEY a hamilton obsession is not childish😤

'the only person who was allowed to touch him there was y/n' he's like a little kid who's possessive omggggggg

oh this reminds me i rlly hope everything in that chest was new and had never been used on anyone else owijfowiejfioewj

oh please my irish king can control himself let y/n meet the other vamps🙄

"if they knew all along why did it take so long" yk im wondering the same thing dummy

"every day was a battle to earn her love and affection" wtffff how could she hurt him like that he is just a baby

i think he needs therapy tbh

yes he does deserve to be treated with respect and dignity😤

"supporting and tolerating them despite your differences" exactly unless they're a republican

IM SORRY THAT WAS MEAN OIWFJOIWJFEIOw i said what i said tho

they did everything backwards but it's what baby needed🥺

im literally gonna 🔪 bradley how dare he hurt my favorite ribeye like that

PROPER BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND BONDING PLSSSSS im sure he makes sure to say stuff like "as your boyfriend' or 'since youre my girlfriend' all the time now

"everything that has to do with harry has always and will always make her feel safe and secure" ...who's gonna tell her👀

HE BECOMES CLINGY IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP

awwww my love language is also quality times bestiesssssss

(this is more serious you might want to change the words to nose kisses or something because esk*mo is a slur)

HE wants to be wrapped in HER arms and get forehead kissies like a little baby🥺🥺

i can tell you wrote this chappy bc leyla would never write about ice cream

IF CHRIST CAN GET A DATE MARKER SO CAN HARRY OIFJOEIWJFIOEWJFWI PLSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE HIM

ALWAYS FOR HER WEJFIOJWEIOFJEWIOFJOIEWJFOIEWJF HES SO IN LOOOOOVE

HE DID IT AND IM SO PROUD OF HIM🥺

omg i have a thot imagine if she got a heart murmur or something and obvi he knows bc he can hear it so now he has to find a way to make her get it checked out out without being suspicious 😭

HE ROCKS HER TO CALM HER DOWN WHEN SHES HAVING NIGHTMARES IJFEOWIJFOIWEFJ

“nearly blinds himself for eternity” what a drama queen i love him

maybe learn how to turn your brightness down grandpa

“can women sense emotional distress” why is this so funny oiewfjwieojfioewj

DEHUMANIZING OWEIJOIAJAKLFSDJLKSDJFKLD

not a psychotic episode 😭😭

crippling mommy issues woejfkljdklsjsdf me too king

awwwww he made her a full buffet i would cry

matchy socks im gonna sob

king is a chef 😌

y/n’s head @ harry’s clavicle rn: 💥

“his plush chest” drea its ok you can say titties

“absolutely flawless”? are you sure shes not just cute enough 🤨

he got her oat milk 🥺the sign of true love

hes such a shithead i love him

SPELLING HIS NAM E ON HER TUMMY IM HAVING ANOTHER STROKE

“I DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE” HES SO WOIFJSJFSDKJKLSDJF

HE DIDNT HAVE TO DO NIALL LIKE THAT 😭😭

RAPUNZEL HAIR OSIDJSKJKLSJF

she traces a tiny heart on him wtfffffffffff im sad

this… is hot

“theres no room on the counter” owifjlksjfslkfjklsj

HE WOULD WALK THROUGH FIRE FOR HER maybe then he’d be a little less cold

im sorry that was wrong of me lisjfskldjfwoiejewiojrei

OH MY GOD OWEIJFKLJSKLFJL SHES SO BOLD “can’t i?” OSIJFKSLJLKJF

oh boy hes gonna kill her

I WONDERED WHEN THE YOURE HOT WHEN YOURE MEAN THING WAS GOING TO COME UP

literally shut the fuck up mr english major

do it bestie kick him in the balls

SPARE BOOBIES MAAM I CNAT BELIEVE YOU aCTUALLY WROTE THAT OWIFEJWIJEKLJFOIEWHOEWIFEHFLKEWJFKLEWJKLJFL

IM WHITE IM ALLERGIC TO SPICE WEJFLKJFKLEJFLKJSKLJKFSJD

“character development at its finest” what a self aware king

y/n stop being mean to him baby just wants to feel close ☹️

“I’m anemic” ok king whatever u say

“ME AND MY CHRONIC ILLNESS IM SENSITIVE” IJFKLSDJFKLJSDKLJ

ahhhhhhh it’s yoga time

“just ask your cervix” jlksdjflksdjflkdsjflk

“if only you knew” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

yeah y/n isnt like those other girls 🤪 shes different 🤪

yes bestie objectify him

THERE IT IS MY FAVORITE LINE IN THIS ENTRIE BOOK

PERHAPS MY FAVORITE LINE IN ANY BOOK EVER

“He hasn't been this stiff since rigor mortis”

i think about this on a daily basis i truly do

grey shorts? what a slut

“call the lapd im pressing charges” me after walking up the stairs

OH SO THIS IS WHERE THE GREYS ANATOMY CHARACTERS FROM THE SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT COME IN

him using his shirt as a towel im BARKING

“I wasnt jealous” yea ok 😃

AGAIN HIM DRAWING HIS INITIALS ON HER SKIN THATS SO WOIJFSKLDJFLSJ

yeah harold she just wanted a little kiss 😤

yeah 😃 its bc he ran track 😃

no bc thats so fucking cute that she pretended she had never seen the show before bc he was excited to introduce her to it 🥺

I would do the same tbh i feel like it would be fun to wash dishes with harry idk why

“that skank” oisjksldfjklsjfklsdjflkd

YOUR THICK SKULL COULD DAMAGE THE MARBLE LSKFJKLDSJKFLSDJFKLSJFKLSJKLSJLDKFJLSKDJF I WOULD CRY

he gets her a cup of water 🥺

ok but like wouldn't she want to wash her hair after it got all sweaty at yoga

awwwww she got his toothbrush ready for him why am i so soft rn

memory foam mattresses sound nice but actually they kind of suck bc you sink down and feel trapped in them 😃

HE WATCHED THE TIKTOK SHE SENT HIM IM HAVING A THIRD STROKE

niall is probably on the dumbest side of tiktok idek what side but it’s probably annoying and he thinks it’s hilarious

noooo baby youre not a monster🥺 someone give him a hug rn

well actually you are kind of a monster but its ok we still love u bestie

I too run on caffeine and pizza pockets 😌

TONSIL HOCKEY WHAT THE FUCK OIEJFLSDKJFKLSDJFLSJLKFJSDKLFJ

chatsnap hes such an old man 😭

true lmao if you dont have social media i immediately dont trust you

not the i just washed my hands tiktok 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HE FEELS STRANGELY PERCIEVED RN KJFLSJFLKSDJ IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BUT IM LIKE LEGIT LAUGHING

DO IT BESTIE BITE HIM CHOMP CHOMP

“my eyes are stinging” hes such a baby 😭

“MY SIGH”TS ALL FUZZY” SJFKDSLJFLKDSJFLKDSJFLK

“are you all right” “I dont know :(’ i cant handle this my face hurts from smiling lksjflkjafklj

he has a kitchenaid stand mixer omg thats so sexy

ok but has anyone ever gotten salmonella from raw cookie dough bc i think thats just a myth

fuck u for that one vampy

wow he could never deal with my chronically ill ass

WAIT IS IT WAP

NOPE ITS BETTER LSDFJSDKLFJDS

I agree body is absolutely an instrumental masterpiece

I KNEW HE KNOWS SOME TIKTOK DANCES I KNEW IT

“I know youre kinda into that (getting smacked in the face)” SHUT UPPPPPPP SKJFSKDLJFDS

NOT HIM TWERKING SLKFJSDKLFJDSKLFJDSKL

YES YN GET THAT VIDEO AND BLACKMAIL HIM

“I think i popped something” ok old man 😭

why is the word wench so funny lkfjslkfjdslkfjsdlkfj

dont hand it over i want to see him snap

OH SHIT HE JUST JUMPED THE TABLE LSDFJSDKLFJLKDNMNXCMNJKHOIUIOEUR

oooooooooooo

OH MY GOD AGAIN SHE REALLY IS BOLD SLKDFJDSKLFJLSKDJFLKJFS

not guerrilla warfare 😭😭😭😭

do it bestie give him a concussion he deserves it

“no piece of art could ever compare to her” 🥺🥺

“remember that time you told me making out was childish” “no” i hate him 😭

THERE IT IS AGAIN “sex isnt the only way he can feel close to someone anymore” SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SOBBING

this reminds me of the dehydrated intercourse with demonrry

“don’t care, relationships are about sharing’ hes so sdjfksldjfklsjf

DO IT BESTIE KICK HIS KNEECAPS IN

suing disney for false advertisement 😭

THIS SCENE IS KILLING ME LKJFKLSJFLDSJ “just pucker your lips over it” “You have actual brain damage, dont you?” DREA I LOVE YOU KSDJFLDSKJFLKSDJ

how do those bubbles taste babe

ok drea wtf i was so happy and now this??????

“everything’s wrong” NO SHUT UP SHUT UP ITS HAPPY HOURS

not the boob privileges 😭

WAIT THIS IS FROM THE BSE MV ISNT IT “dance is just so hot rn” “depressing shades are just so hot rn”

NOT HIM GETTING ALL STUTTERY WHEN HE ASKS HER IF SHE WANTS A DRAWER 🥺

NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN THIS GENTLE WITH HIM BEFORE WTFFFFFFFF IM CRYING

“youre so fucking cute, my baby” me when i see literally any picture of him

JELLO HAS a STRONGER BACKBONE THAN THIS KSFJSDKLFJDSKLFJ

“betrayed. objectified. taken advantage of. used. “ i hate him sm 😭😭

OH MY GOD IS SHE GONNA SHAVE HIS FACE THATS SO CUTE IM

SHE ISsSSSSS IM SQUEALING

stop him worrying she’ll think it's weird and wont want to do it 🥺

“bold of you to assume id ever be convicted” PLS DREA LAKFJDKSLFJ

“the more you talk, the more appealing manslaughter sounds” I CHOKED DLSKFJDSKLFJDKSJFDSKLJ

HIM WHISTLING TO GET HER ATTENTION WHY IS THAT SO CUTE

Im sorry but its really funny to me how you wrote the sentence “wrong metal, he thinks ironically” … get it ? like IRONically lkfjdslkfj im sorry i’ll show myself out

“this boy?” what a fucking cutie i want to kick him

I forgot what a bop helpless is thanks for reminding me im gonna go listen to the entire soundtrack again-

theyre so fucking cute i hate them

so yea bascally this is the best thing ive ever read and i love you so much and my face hurts from smiling :)))