#i like things saltier than your average league of legends player
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i ALWAYS have an altercation with the salt merchant
so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
#mm delicious salt#this might cause problems one day#BUT NOT TODAY#i like things saltier than your average league of legends player
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