#i like mori i just have to pretend elise isn't a thing

[oikasugayama]

OMG NO BC GENUINELY MORI IS SO FREAKING HOT 😮‍💨😮‍💨😭😭 like…the way that he would consume my life if he wasn’t a child kisser…genuinely concerning 😭 also silly little side note- before i actually got into bsd, I thought Mori and Fyodor were the same person 😣 Mori is dilf Fyodor. I won’t be hearing any other opinions.

But fr in all seriousness, ignoring his silly behaviors, he’s such an interesting and well written character. Literally Asagiri HAD to nerf him. His personality and motivations are actually so interesting. He’d be way too powerful bro. I’d lowkey be such a Mori apologist if he wasn’t a kid diddler 😭😭😖 idc what anyone says, Asagiri will totally give us some weird ass Mori redemption arc explaining why he (contrary to popular belief) only likes legal, adult humans (fukuzawa) TRUSTT 🙏

OMG ALSO!! IT ANNOYS ME SM WHEN PPL CENSOR MORI. IT’S AN ACTUAL NAME DUDE AND ITS DISRESPECTFUL ASF TO PPL W THE NAME

-🪐

There's this pic of young Mori smiling dementedly and it's so fucking hot I can't..... Even current Mori is such a DILF.....if he didn't diddle children....... Hopefully Elise, who isn't a person and is just a manifestation of mori's ability, is the only child knows... He was a surgeon and a combat medic so we know he didn't work with children thank GOD.

Asagiri really said "hm I made this dude too cool, he's a surgeon and he killed the Port Mafia exec, and he worked as a combat doc, and he has hella respect for fukuzawa, hmmmm... Too good, too interesting. People can't question why he's the head of the PM. Let's make him a pedo." 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I had to delete a whole paragraph bc I'm not trying to get the wrath of some antis on my case. I'll just finish this off by reminding everyone that all these characters are lines on paper, they're not real, fanfic isn't real either, people can discuss and write what they want and it is not a reflection of the ideals they support irl!!!! 💙

[fyodior]

june 19th

✦ pairing: dazai x gn!reader

✦ notes: my 4th installment of blurbs for my boy's birthdays (bbb). i love him so much it hurts. let's all pretend this isn't 2 days late <3

✦ warnings: surprisingly sfw, talks of death/suicide (it's dazai), minor angst but painfully sweet at the end

✦ wc: 1k

Birthdays were hard for Dazai. The congratulations, the gifts, the cake, the smiles, only reminded him of one thing – he survived another year. A concept that was still difficult for him to grasp. It was admittedly getting easier, slowly finding things worth living for, but still hard. When he spent so much of his life, so many of his formative years, hoping for nothing but death, it’s hard for that not to be in the back of his mind.

When birthdays felt like a failure. When the number ticking up made Dazai feel like a coward. A further reminder that he hadn’t built up the guts, that he was still naïve enough to think there was something worth living for, and he just hadn’t found it yet. A spineless fool who could never practice what he preached.

The only thing that made him crack a smile when he was strongarmed into blowing out the candles of the cake that Elise demanded, was how antithetical it was to wish for death at a celebration of his birth. A paradox of his own creation.

Dazai could never really understand why anyone wanted to celebrate his birth. He couldn’t think of a single person who, for a reason outside of personal gain, would be sad if he died. Sure, Mori and much of the Port Mafia would mourn the loss of one of their most cunning executives, Odasaku would miss having a drinking buddy, and Chuuya would miss having someone to antagonize, but no one would miss him. No one would miss Osamu Dazai as an individual and a soul, for all that he is and is not.

So why was it worth celebrating his life – the opposite of his death?

You were the first person Dazai ever met who actually cherished him for who he was, and not what he could provide. His life meant something, meant everything to you, and was more than worthy of celebration.

The first to look him in the eyes and tell him you would be sad if he died.

“You are so much more than a Port Mafia executive, or a Detective Agency detective – you’re so much more than No Longer Human, and even more than my partner,” you whispered to him one night. “You, are Osamu Dazai. A soul unlike any other, and a soul just as worthy of existing and being loved.”

Of course, he never really quite believed you – and you didn’t much expect him to, either. Not with how this life had treated him. He spent his whole life being told his worth extended only as far as what he could do, never who he could be.

Even when you spent hours gently unwrapping every single bandage that adorned his fragile skin, and kissed every single scar that marred his body, Dazai still didn’t quite comprehend. Not even when you helped him wrap fresh ones, each sealed with a kiss, assuring him that he didn’t have to hide but you would always support his comfort. But that was okay. You didn’t love just to receive love. You loved because he was worth it.

So when his birthday came around, the first of which the two of you would be spending together, you were very intentional with plans. You wanted to make him feel loved and cherished and worthy, but not push him past his limit – or make it feel artificial. It couldn’t feel like it was just going through the motions and playing out the stereotypes of a birthday. It needed to be suited to Dazai, so that he could see that it was on purpose.  

Just a typical weekday, you turned off his alarm and woke him with a gentle kiss, whispering a sweet “happy birthday, my love” against his lips. Not even Dazai could fight the way his lips curled into a smile. You washed his hair in the shower and rewrapped his bandages for him, and he even let you apply a few swipes of mascara on his fluttery eyelashes, telling him it was so he could look extra pretty for his special day.

Sending him off to work with a perfectly crafted latte and a flurry of I love you’s, you sat down on the balcony with a paper and pen to write his birthday letter – his only gift, aside from the exorbitantly priced bottle of sake you bought to pair with dinner.

Dear Osamu, it began.

I am a lovesick fool. Your heart has corrupted me in the most irreversible way possible, and your soul has eternally entangled itself with mine. You blind me with your kindness, your passion, and your devotion. I have more love for you than there are stars in the sky, and you are worthy of every atom.

It is only when the ink of your pen starts to run dry that, three pages later, you decide to conclude the letter.

Happy birthday, my one true love. You matter. The letters were lacking in opacity but enriched with love.

And when Dazai finally arrived home, telling stories that likely were not supposed to grace the ears of non-Agency employees, you surprised him with a simple, yet very deliberate dinner. Crab and sake – just what he liked. The laughs got louder as glasses were poured, and tears collected at the corners of his eyes as he read through your letter. You matter, he mouthed silently as he read the line.

And for the first time in his entire life, an inkling of a sliver of a thought entered his mind, that maybe, just maybe, you were right.

[oikasugayama]

Mori is an interesting character if you ignore his pedophilia and the fact that he altered Elise to more closely resemble the 11 year old Yosano and teenaged Dazai. Being an abuser is one thing, Dazai was an abuser too (still kinda is, his interactions with Akutagawa piss me off) and he is beloved by most of the fandom.

It is irritating because the tension and dynamic between him and Fukuzawa is so good and his respect for Natsume and twisted desire for balance is amazing. I wish his ability was something else or maybe, instead of him being (in Elise's words) a lolicon pervert, his desire was to just be a father. To have a child of his own and that could've been the reason he was so fixated on Yosano and Dazai.

It's such a small change but it does wonders for his character, in my opinion at least. No perversion and creepiness towards children just general child abuse and homosexual tension between him and Fukuzawa.

-Sincerely, 💋

this is a really good take on mori, thanks for sharing!! he's honestly got so much well-thought out, specific and strong characterization, and then then he was made completely unsupportable in the fanbase because of what you mentioned about elise and who/what she reflects 🤢 when i first watched BSD i thought elise WAS his daughter and i was wondering what his ability was bc i couldn't recall seeing it--when i looked up what it's CALLED i was disgusted bc it really just confirms everyone's worst fears about his...relationship...to elise. i guess he'd just be too powerful and hot and sexy and sexy and hot if he wasn't such a disgusting awful person, so asagiri had to nerf him 😮‍💨 like i literally feel guilty thinking he's hot sometimes bc i could NEVER support someone with his...interests... and i have to keep chanting he's just lines on paper he's just a character it's ok to think his design is hot and ignore elise and pretend he isn't a lolicon pervert it's ok to think his lines are nice looking lines..... but is it..... is it....

let's not think too hard on it.

p.s. i got through almost all of bungo on my, like, SECOND watch through before i realized mori was a doctor. i straight up saw the flashback of him with little yosano and thought "why is he pretending to be a doctor? that's so fucked up. how did they let him into the military? he's not a real doctor."

i can be a real fucking idiot sometimes.

[celeste245]

Since I made a bungo stray dogs headcanons of the armed detective agency , i will do the port mafia now .

Guess who started my hero academy .

You can request .

Port mafia headcanons :

Chuuya 🍷

He loves fashion .

Our boy is classy , loves hats and suits .

Don't worry about it he's rich rich .

Expensive wine , expensive apartment . He loves to spoil himself .

Low-key waste his money on whatever find interesting .

Even if he gets bored of it and it became useless or not interesting anymore .

Loves singing , he can't sing though maybe he never tried .

Loves dancing .

Has a special day to take care of himself .

Our boy goes to the salon on that day .

He meets yosano and they talk about different type of wine .

He brought dazai new clean normal bandages .

Totally safe ones , he did not add something allergic or anything .

He takes care of akutagawa and we all know that . This ain't a headcanon this is w canon.

He feels bad how dazai treated him as a weapon and never like a human so he treat him like a human .

But makes sure he never overwhelm him .

Takes care of Elise and Q , buys them candy and plushies , also takes them to the playground and such .

Loves kids .

If he wakes up from sleep he will try to sleep back even if he isn't sleepy .

Find classy old things more valuable than the modern one .

But pretend to loves modern things so he won't get bullied by dazai .

Akutagawa ryuunsoke :

Loves black coffee .

Wake up very early to make gin breakfast.

Also makes sure she had all her meals .

Respect chuuya , little bit confused why would he care if he ate or not .

Totally confused of chuuya scolds him in case he got hurt badly or cought little too much.

He cuts his bangs because it bothers him while fighting .

Totally not because dazai used to pull them as an abuse form so he cut them out of habit .nope .

Low-key hates dazai.

Respect jinko.

Likes to mess with jinko .

Finds him interesting .

Shin sokoukou.

Thinks about what would happen if he dies before gin and what would happen without him around .

Low-key cares for higuchi .

Won't admit it but he enjoy ice cream 🍦.

Big fan of art and philosophy .

Sassy motherfucker .

He loves head pats .

Don't like hugging while sleeping.

But will hug you if you're sleeping with him .

Tachihara :

Has a crush on gin .

Scared of her brother .

Can't watch horror movies because he gets nightmares.

Loves rock and roll .

Can't dance .

Loves marvel . Comics .

Comedy man , a good one .

King of pick up lines ~

" hey Gin are you a bowl of rise ? "

"..."

" because I'm starving "

"WTF"

A modern boy .

Loves spring ☀️.

Has fear of deep water .

Sings in the shower .

Good at singing ( shuuya low-key jealous ).

Sleeps like a baby , once he put his hear on a table and close his eyes for mere seconds he's asleep.

Light sleeper , all you have to do is nudge him .

Wonders why the heck would chuuya grow one side of his hear and cut the other one .

" your 15 years old self will definitely bully the hell out of you for having this hairstyle ".

" did you just insulted my hairstyle ?! "

" i said your younger self would "

Chuuya starts glowing*

Hates bugs but hates who kill bugs .

He just take them outside .

" you can't just kill him because he is smaller ! "

" did you just called a bug with 'he' ? "

" yes higuchi ! How would you feel if i use my strength as a man and slaps you right in the face ? "

" that's not the same-"

"exactly be nice "

Can skateboard 🛹.

Mori :

This old man .

He meditate.

Spoil Elise .

Low-key miss dazai .

Not as a mafia member but as a boy who used to keep him company .

Chuuya is less angrier at least .

Their father and you know it .

He may seem cold but he actually cares about his subordinates more than the ex Mafia boss.

Everytime he sends one in a mission he waits for them to come back .

Expect odasaku of course .

Cares for the city too .

He doesn't want to destroy it , he do what's good for the post mafia .

Not necessarily a bad guy .

Thinks his hair is the most important thing in his look.

I love his hair.

Before bed he style it into a pony tail.

Loves sweets .

Sometimes hang out with fukuzawa .

Sorry i couldn't finish the port mafia it's 11:21 pm here and I am extremely tired 😩

I will finish port mafia tomorrow along side with decay if angles ✨