controlpiner

[forgottenspring]

*How I know I’m tired*

Me: *makes weird connection* MUDKIPS MUDKIPS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!

Me: *Singing Three Caballeros, suddenly remembers House of Mouse* We’re three cappuccinos. Three gay cappuccinos. They say we’re drinks IN A BLENDER!!!

Me: Okay but what if- Near had the notebook not telling Light. And suddenly B found Near. Yo dude I want to see Mello getting involved, give Matt some panels. Do we even have anything in canon on him cause I highly doubt-.

Me: I legit just wrote five pages in one hour for a story... Why can’t I do this for essays? It would make it so much easier.

Me: Y’know everyone’s ooc in a fanfic since I’m not the original writer I won’t get them spot on no matter what I do. So what’s the point? Other than I could never see him doing that and the author would probably hunt me down with a bat.

Me: When the moon eats your eye like a nnbbsah THAT’S A MORAY!!! Wait I mixed up the meme, wait which part was off? Wait I think I said eye but eye is a part so EATS YOUR EYE WHAT KIND OF-!... *my sister in the next room busting a gut laughing*

Me: *lying in bed for two hours not moving* I believe in aliens but do they believe in me?... But I believe in ghosts but they usually don’t notice humans, so do they not believe in me? Do I even exist to a ghost?... If ghosts don’t know they’re dead what are they seeing half the time to convince them life is going all hunky dory?

Me: *hiccups every two seconds* Welp not getting *hiccup* sleep now. Sing with hiccups? *hiccup* I say yes, BRING *hiccup* ME TO *hiccup* LIIII*HICUP*IIIIFE~! *hiccup* Is this my life now *hiccup* forever unable to sing? What will *hiccup* the people say *hiccup* at the academy? *hiccup* So much promise! *hiccup* In that young one! *hiccup* Cursed by the wicked witch of the Blue Pond. *hiccup* Oh don’t *hiccup* know about her? Well she doesn’t *hiccup* know about you either. *hiccup* Wait where was I? *hiccup* GAH!!!

Me: How does one identify the odd thoughts of the sleep deprived from the ramblings of a writer? Look at the clock, it’s past any sensible time for bed? It’s both.

I hope you enjoyed some thoughts from a person avoiding sleep while needing it. Good night everyone! zzz...