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bonesandpoemsandflowers · 1 year ago

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I have no innate sense of time and I feel wretched and exhausted regardless of when I get up and we are currently, for convoluted life reasons, sleeping in the living room, which is close to the front door, which is close to the front yard.

so when my alarm is set to 10:30 AM, but a crow goes CAW CAW CAW until I pull on a shirt and sunhat and stumble outside, I don't know that it's actually 7:42 AM and birds are the fucking devil. I'm just out there, suffering.

#personal #crows #text #corvid #mandatory bird updates #i leave out midnight kibble specifically so you guys won't do this to meeeee #"just don't go outside'' yeah okay my whole point is i am mostly asleep and still stupid so for all i know it's noon and the crow is Helpin #i hear a baby screaming for food i go out and i feed the baby idk i don't like this automated response any more than you do

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