#i laughed a little

[nico-di-genova]

Can’t lie y’all, Buck looking confused at the sky as he says “the hells that?” right before he gets his shit rocked by a bolt of lightning…that’s low-key comedic.

[hazelcephalopod]

Liam- No your spiritual tinnitus scar is not helpful.

Nothing but respect for that tbh.

[bsdtual]

So these are like, the ultimate demons or smth?

[rubctosis]

what that mouth do? 👅💦

Anon sent: unprompted // always accepting!

❝ hurt your feelings, bad mouth you, degrade  . . . depends on how I'm feeling ❞

[iguessricciardo]

alonso ending up p4 after that tow😭😭

[tamingthedragons]

there are cat puns??? in my statistics book???? ... i know what you are author

(although i suppose chat noir would never apologize for a good old cat pun)

right so this is from discovering statistics using r, great book terrible topic

[goodnessgraciousgal]

we have gone long enough..

confront time head-on

[choices-binglebonkus]

I know you already find the WTD LIs unbelievable anyway, but for me the most intriguing part is how Angel managed to dye her hair. Was it box dye she had preserved for years or did she figure out how to make it herself? 🤔 also I hate that the free armour was the medieval knight that (a) looks ugly and (b) takes me out of all moments where MC has to move quickly and quietly and (c) was found in a mall? Of all places? It was a happy day when I could take it off

Believe it or not, I actually think Angel’s hair dye is the MOST believable thing about any of the love interests. Juanita Sanchez in The Walking Dead dyed her hair purple and wore a pink fur jacket and goggles just for the hell of it, which TBH, go her. It’s the apocalypse and no one cares about fashion anymore. Be chaotic and wear whatever the hell you want.

Judging by the similarities in the way the two look/dress and act, I’d say Angel was probably inspired by Juanita at least a little bit. The difference between the two is that Juanita is more realistically written, having tons of trauma that has really affected her mental state, while Angel’s trauma only crops up on and off. Also, Juanita has a realistic repertoire of strengths and weaknesses while Angel is OP as shit for zero reason.

Also yes the knight armor was…so goddamn ugly. As a sucker for fantasy and knights, I couldn’t stand it.

ALSO I DIDNT REMEMBER IT WAS FOUND IN A MALL UNTIL YOU SAID IT 😭😭😭

[belladonnafleur]

@melancholyu4ea

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[calvinandhobbes]

laughing at memes about the assassination attempt while feeling a deep deep dread so profound that my stomach hurts. thats the american way ig

[emahriel]

(source: x)

[kacchanbiased]

Omfg I know geto was scamming the fuck outta tourists

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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Check the tags for more context!

[bethsvrse]

please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!