#i laughed a little

[nico-di-genova]

Can’t lie y’all, Buck looking confused at the sky as he says “the hells that?” right before he gets his shit rocked by a bolt of lightning…that’s low-key comedic.

[hazelcephalopod]

Liam- No your spiritual tinnitus scar is not helpful.

Nothing but respect for that tbh.

[bsdtual]

So these are like, the ultimate demons or smth?

[iguessricciardo]

alonso ending up p4 after that tow😭😭

[tamingthedragons]

there are cat puns??? in my statistics book???? ... i know what you are author

(although i suppose chat noir would never apologize for a good old cat pun)

right so this is from discovering statistics using r, great book terrible topic

[babygray-dam]

I kinda like how the vampire-hunting crew always end up meeting with hard-working dudes that are all so very thirsty and hot from all the rough, dry work they’ve been doing.

Instead of, “I gave him some cash and he was more cooperative,” we get:

He swear much, and he red face and loud of voice, but he good fellow all the same; and when Quincey give him something from his pocket which crackle as he roll it up, and put it in a so small bag which he have hid deep in his clothing, he still better fellow and humble servant to us. He come with us, and ask many men who are rough and hot; these be better fellows too when they have been no more thirsty (October 5)

And I think that vague, “too prim and proper to admit to bribing and paying people off for information, much less mention money, how vulgar!” way of talking about it is very funny.

[goodnessgraciousgal]

we have gone long enough..

confront time head-on

[choices-binglebonkus]

I know you already find the WTD LIs unbelievable anyway, but for me the most intriguing part is how Angel managed to dye her hair. Was it box dye she had preserved for years or did she figure out how to make it herself? 🤔 also I hate that the free armour was the medieval knight that (a) looks ugly and (b) takes me out of all moments where MC has to move quickly and quietly and (c) was found in a mall? Of all places? It was a happy day when I could take it off

Believe it or not, I actually think Angel’s hair dye is the MOST believable thing about any of the love interests. Juanita Sanchez in The Walking Dead dyed her hair purple and wore a pink fur jacket and goggles just for the hell of it, which TBH, go her. It’s the apocalypse and no one cares about fashion anymore. Be chaotic and wear whatever the hell you want.

Judging by the similarities in the way the two look/dress and act, I’d say Angel was probably inspired by Juanita at least a little bit. The difference between the two is that Juanita is more realistically written, having tons of trauma that has really affected her mental state, while Angel’s trauma only crops up on and off. Also, Juanita has a realistic repertoire of strengths and weaknesses while Angel is OP as shit for zero reason.

Also yes the knight armor was…so goddamn ugly. As a sucker for fantasy and knights, I couldn’t stand it.

ALSO I DIDNT REMEMBER IT WAS FOUND IN A MALL UNTIL YOU SAID IT 😭😭😭

[magicalgirlsirin]

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[calvinandhobbes]

laughing at memes about the assassination attempt while feeling a deep deep dread so profound that my stomach hurts. thats the american way ig

[emahriel]

(source: x)

[kacchanbiased]

Omfg I know geto was scamming the fuck outta tourists

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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Check the tags for more context!

[bethsvrse]

please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!