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i-cast-zone-of-truth · 2 months ago

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He really just stopped in the middle of explaining how his parents’ interrupted coitus the night of his conception was the cause of everything wrong that’s happened in his life to do a few chapters of self-insert modern AU Hamlet fanfiction….

#THE MOST INDULGENT SELF INSERT YOUVE EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE #AND NOW HE’S GOING BACK TO IT #DKGKKSKFKKGKJSK #tristram shandy #i’m rereading it now #i last read this book as an evangelical christian teenager who did not know fanfiction was a thing. for perspective #it’s like reading a whole different book #but i was right. still hilarious #HE’S LIKE WHAT IF BEING DOGPILED BY HATERS ONLINE ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY KILLED ME WOULD YOU BE SORRY #to be clear these are haters that he has acquired by being an equal opportunity troll

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