#i know the real reason btw this is a joke let mw be

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             OK, A UNITY DAYS 2017 BREAKDOWN BY CAST MEMBER. WARNING: A LOT OF CRYING & SCREAMING AHEAD.

bob m ,

FIRST OF ALL, an ultimate angel. a honey. a man. a sweetheart. a cuddly teddy bear who deserves everything and more. let me tell you about my experience with robert alfred morley.

let me start with the welcome panel and how he totally waved at me as he was coming off of stage. but i totally asked him what marvel/dc character he would want to play and he said the hulk, which i didn’t understand at first until i went to go talk to him during his autograph. so, i’m waiting in line. i’m shaking. my stomach is tossing. i get to the front, pick my picture and bob immediately reaches for my hand and is like ‘blair? you asked that marvel/dc question’. and i was like ‘yes, you totally copped out and said the hulk!’ and he paused for a minute and leaned forward and smiled at me and just ‘why do you think that’s a cop out?’ for which, my nervous ass actually didn’t have an answer. he totally called me out and he damn well knew it and he was like ‘well, i think the hulk has more inner demons-’ to which, i added ‘than outright tragedy effecting his decisions?’ and he smiled at me and was like ‘exactly!’

i also was able to give him his gift (a book written by the main character, sterling archer, from the show archer which is one of his favorite shows and mine too). he was so damn happy and he was flipping through it and was like ‘i love that it has drink recipes!!! thank you so much. this is so wicked’. i asked him about bellamy’s mw torture and how it was more of a - offhanded joke in season 3 and he said that season 3 was a bad time for bellamy’s development because his path leading from season 2 to season 3 made no sense. so yeah, season 3 was a mess in that sense. i honestly can’t remember if he directly answered whether we were going to get a Real reaction to bellamy’s mw torture. i think he kind of - glossed over it and his explanation was more like an apology like yeah i understand it was shitty but unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do.

he also admitted to me that they did actually shove a tube down his throat during that scene, as well as the chain around his neck. he said that he was meant to be in something called a ‘dancer’s belt’ but after deciding that, that was way too uncomfortable, he was put into a c*cksock. IN WHICH HE FELT THE NEED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME EVEN THO I TOLD HIM I ALREADY KNEW LIKE [ bob morley voice ] it’s a wrap that goes over your p*nis, essentially. like thanks, my dude. i know but. thanks for that.

also because he ended up wearing one, all the extras had to wear one and they were apparently mad at him sdogijdsogs

THEN I HAD A PHOTO OP WITH HIM. in which he was like. fucking with sachin in the very beginning and ran back and nearly collided with my small self and he was like ‘hi i’m sorry what’s your name?’ and i was like ‘blair? you met me a little bit ago-’ AND DOESN’T THIS SOFT ASSHOLE JUST ‘BLAIR, OH MY GOD. I’M SORRY. I’M SO SORRY-’ while putting his hands around my waist and his head like. on my collarbone like. he was super duper close and i was just kind of rubbing his shoulder and i think his wrist because i was like ?????????? hands ????? what do ????? i don’t want to make him uncomfortable ?????? and when he leaned back, he put his arm around my shoulders i think to get ready for the picture but the line wasn’t very long, so we did get to talk a bit.

so, i sort of just ‘hey, so like. i didn’t get to say this earlier but meeting you was one of the biggest reasons i made it to 2017. 2016 was a really hard year for me, both mentally and emotionally and i don’t think i would be alive if i didn’t have seeing you to look forward to.’ and he kind of smiled at me for a second and just ‘blair, listen -’ and moved his hand to grip my shoulder and kind of. lean against me and he was like ‘2016 was shit. but you’re here, okay? you’re here and i’m here and i’m glad you made it. thank you for that. okay?’ and he hugged me Again and it was super sweet so. we took our photo (link here!) and he hugged me again super duper tight like. i was squished and i was like ‘oh my god can’t breathe’ and he was like ‘sorry!! i’m super excited. take it easy, okay?’

he was so cute at the panels too but i cannot remember any of what they said, honestly. it’s all so fuzzy.

lindsey m ,

again, another angel. like. if angels are real, lindsey is out here and she’s alive and thriving and fucking glowing. the most loving human bean i’ve ever had the pleasure to encounter. i was super scared to meet her and i thought i was going to be totally fine when i went to get my autograph ,, , BUT INSTEAD, MY BRATTY SELF LITERALLY BURST INTO TEARS. I LITERALLY TOLD HER WHAT I TOLD BOB AND I JUST. STARTED CRYING IN FRONT OF HER. and she took both my hands and listened and never took her eyes off of me while i was talking. this was all after i handed her, her shirt!! which she loved and she hugged me after i gave it to her and then i started to breakdown like an idiot.

so, i’m babbling. she’s listening and she’s like ‘blair. don’t ever be afraid to reach out. you need to reach out, okay? because you’re so important and worth so much more than you know. you’re needed here. you’re loved. /i/ need you here, okay? i do. so you’re not allowed to go ever, okay?’ so of course, i got so emotional all over again and she gave me the tightest hug when i left.

BUT THEN I GOT TO SEE HER AGAIN AT MY MEET AND GREET WHICH WAS AMAZING BECAUSE WE ALL SAT IN A CIRCLE AND CHATTED ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF WOMEN AND HOW IMPORTANT RAVEN WAS AND IT WAS JUST. LOVELY. she then went around in a circle and hugged all of us in which i got to tell her the buying her a shot tweet that she liked and she was all ‘yes!! i would love that’

AND THEN I GOT TO SEE HER AGAIN AT MY DIDDLY DAMN BRAVEN PHOTO OP (link here!) so of course, i was like ‘fuck i just saw her and i sobbed all over the place i bet she told bob oh my god i’m gonna look like a weenie’.

also, i’m pretty sure the actual order of this was meet and greet > autograph > braven photo op but i’m too lazy to edit and this entire weekend was like. a huge overexcited blur. ANYWAYS. so i get to the front of the line and lindsey sees me and immediately CUTS in front of bob and is like ‘BLAIR !!’ and grabs my hands and tugs me in and gives me a huge hug just. rubbing my back and bob put his arm around me and was like hey !!’

so i’m standing between them and i’m immediately like ‘holy fuck, i’m so short compared to y’all’ and lindsey sort of leaned over to look at me and was like ‘yeah, you’re pretty small’ and bob was like ‘whatever, linds. you’re in heels. take them off and let’s see how tall you are’ and she was like ‘hey shut up!!!’ and then we took the photo and lindsey hugged me again and it was beautiful.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. ON SUNDAY, I HAD A PHOTO OP WITH HER WHICH WAS. SO CUTE AND AMAZING AND. MY FAVORITE EXPERIENCE (link here!) i should also probably mention that i bought another autograph with her on this day and she told me she ! liked my sweater and i told her i got it for like. ten bucks and i showed her my necklace which she was ! super happy about. i also got to tell her about kyara and how i’m working on a project with kayla and how her and bob were cast as the appearances for the main characters so to speak and she was !!!!! so ecstatic, honestly. i told her i didn’t get a chance to tell bob about it and she was like ‘PLEASE I’LL TELL HIM AND YOU HAVE TO TWEET ME SOMETHING WHEN YOU’RE DONE’

but ! my photo op ! so honestly, listen. she was so damn stoked to see me. she took my damn cardigan and was like ‘BLAIR I MISSED YOU HOW ARE YOU WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO’ and i was like ‘can we do something soft and cute?’ and she was like ‘can i totally wrap myself in your sweater i love it so much’ so that’s how that picture came about !

jarod j ,

my first ever encounter with jared was literally me foolishly yelling ‘MY GUY’ for no reason at the damn elevators and he was literally like ‘what’s up, my girl! are you doing okay?’ and ran his hand down my back. lemme tell you. this dude is the gentlest dude ever, also the biggest flirt lfmsapojgsdods when i went to get his autograph, it was after bob’s because they were right next to each other so i walked up to him and immediately, he’s giving me this Smile and he’s like ‘blair, right?’ and we talked about comic books !! we talked about antiheroes, which we both love and how a lot of people cast him as miles morales, which he does see btw !! he loves it a lot. he then asked me what i wanted him to write and i was like ‘whatever you want, honestly. surprise me’ and he gave me this Look and was like ‘surprise you? it could be whatever. a signature, personalized, something more’ and i was like ‘are you offering me more?’ and he smirked at me and was like ‘whatever you want’

AND DOESN’T HIS EXTRA ASS LEAN FORWARD AND TUG ON MY VIP PASS I NEARLY LOST MY SHIT OH MY GOD

then on sunday, i was lucky enough to receive a meet and greet with him (thanks to a lovely angel who gave it to me) in which i sat next to him because everyone else was afraid to lmfao and when he came in, it was honestly so chill ??? we talked about miller’s lack of screentime and i thanked him for like. very smoothly doing his development from a young boy who came down to the ground and a young man who had to go to war and kill people with what little material he had. he actually thanked me for noticing and saying that and i felt so good that i made him happy iodsgjsodigs which sounds like i’m bragging which i guess i am. and during it, chelsey came into crash and she took a picture of all of us. which is APPARENTLY HOW I ENDED UP ON HER DANG SNAPCHAT WITH THAT CAPTION SO LIKE. AH ?? ? ? ?!?!?!!?!?

christopher l ,

did u mean the personification of tiny sunshine angel who deserves so much more always and forever? i would die for him, honestly. he’s so shy and quiet and he was nothing but kind to me in my autograph. he actually noticed my raven necklace ! and when i walked up, he took my picture from me and handed me a piece of paper and asked me to write my name, my age and my favorite beatle but halfway through doing that, he was like ‘actually, can you pick a new topic for me?’ and i was like ‘hm comics?’ and he was like ‘perfect, you like comics?’ so of course, we started talking about all the oldies and i told him about my deadpool and punisher collection !!

i also was given a photo op with him and jarod so, this nonsense happened because why the fuck not. the first time he tried it, me and chris just kinda let him fall dslgdkgjiodsjgs because we were like ??? tf you doing, dude oh my god and after it was taken, chris was like ‘oh my god blair ! come look at this, it’s sick’ so that was gosh dang adorable

sachin s ,

THE VERY FIRST OF T100 CAST THAT I MET ACTUALLY. he surprised us as the cancer gets lost charity table and from the start, he was a total angel. we were joking around and it was amazing. when the cocktail party rolled around, he was walking around with everyone so i waved him over and he actually !! came over and i was like ‘i wanted to get you a drink !’ and he was like ‘we have drink tickets, you don’t have to but let’s pretend you bought me this one !’ so doesn’t he hand me his damn scotch and we acted like i got it for him but my nervous ass was like ‘scotch is so nasty tho’ and he was like ‘are you dissing the drink you got me !!!’ and i was like ‘YES BC IT’S GROSS’ and he laughed

then on sunday, i actually had a photo op with him, in which the line was super short so we could take our time (link here!) and he was so cute when i walked up, again, he was like ‘BLAIR !’ and pulled me in and i was like ‘i have no idea what i want to do’ and he was like ‘y’know, let’s just do a cute prom pose. i haven’t done one of those yet’ so that’s how that came about ! and he was like ‘thanks, love’ when i walked away which honestly made me melt a lil i won’t even lie

katie s , 

THE SECOND HONEY I MET. literally the most chill young lady ever. she also has a new show coming out, which you should watch ! we talked about so many things that i can’t even remember honestly and she was sweet enough to take a photo with me on friday night. but honest to god, just amazing. absolutely awesome. i hope i get to see her again soon

jessica h ,

literally the wine mom that i actually deserve. she was nice enough to let me take a photo with her down at the bar like. look how adorable she is !! she also totally offered me a shot of fireball while i was getting my autograph with her, which was so fucking amazing. and when i told her that i wanted to buy her a shot that night, she was like ‘WHAT NO i’ll be buying you a shot. we’ll be buying you shots. not the other way around.’ literally the sweetest and funniest young woman ever. her and richard have to be the most hilarious siblings i’ve ever known

richard harmon ,

i unfortunately didn’t get to talk to him too much ! he does come off as a little intimidating at first but he’s honestly super funny and down to earth ? i loved getting to know him during my autograph and when i had the camp jaha photo op. which ! i got two because my friend got the same and during hers, he literally squeezed me so hard that i thought i was going to die but it was super amazing lfmopsdgodsg mine is here, which ! look at those adorable nerds.

eliza t ,

okay, so. i literally saw eliza for like. two whole seconds but it was the softest two seconds of my life. i didn’t get anything for her because she was a last minute addition but. i saw her walking by at the elevator and was kind of just like ELIZA ! and she was just like ‘hi ! how are you !’ and grabbed my shoulder as she was walking by. nothing exciting but it was still so incredibly adorable.

luisa d ,

A TINY WHO LITERALLY LET ME STAND THERE AND TALK TO HER FOR TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE SHE EVEN SIGNED MY AUTOGRAPH. we talked about where we were from and about emori’s disability and i thanked her for that scene in CoL when jaha tells emori she can change her disability and she was ??? what disability idk what you’re talking about i’m good. another super short encounter but she’s honestly the sweetest and definitely put a lot of depth into emori that the show didn’t give her.

chelsey r ,

a little nerd who’s so excitable and amazing. we talked about like. my friend who is a big fan of hers and chelsey knows of her and she was like HOW DO YOU KNOW HER OMG and she was so excited. honestly, the cutest ever. she loves harper so much and she loves harper and monty so much. it’s so damn incredible

i still can’t believe i showed up on her snapchat oh my god 

tasya t ,

finally, a queen. an actual goddess who i was lucky enough to share a couple cigarettes with on her downtime. honestly, tasya is amazing. she’s intelligent and badass and just. awesome. we became close outside of udc as well as inside that it honestly seemed like we had been friends for years, which i know probably sounds stupid as fuck but. we talked about so much. school, work, apartments, personal shit.

we became so close that when it came time to have my photo op, i actually missed her because there was another at the same time. a few other people missed her too and she ACTUALLY CAME BACK DOWN TO DO ANOTHER ONE LIKE. ON HER OWN ACCORD. and when i walked up to her, she was like ‘oh my god, blair ! how are you ! you look so beautiful !’ and honestly yanked me by my hands to give me the biggest hug ever. it was so damn sweet. when she asked what i wanted to do, i was like ‘can we be like. badass girlfriends?’ and she was like ‘YES. absolutely. let’s do it.’ which is how this photo came about but as you can see, she has the ability to look hot and badass and i don’t have. either of those things.

after we took the photo, sachin decided to crash and was like ‘THAT WAS THE. HOTTEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN’ and tasya smiled at me and she was like ‘i’m gonna protect you, okay? no one is gonna mess with you.’ and hugged me again and i left with such a huge smile on my face because what a honey

OVERALL, a fucking amazing weekend. i cried like a weenie baby when it was done and i’m still so fucking sad. i miss this group and the friends i made at the con so damn much. i know i’ve talked a lot of shit about t100 and the show is still garbage but the cast. is so fucking amazing and supportive and kind. i knew them for all of 48 hours and they made me feel like a member of their family. like we didn’t just meet that morning. it’s fucking spectacular. i left wanted and loved

i really do hope they do udc 2018 because i would hands down go back again. no hesitation