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tfw-no-tennis · 2 years ago
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tfes thoughtz
not quite a liveblog as I am wont to do but ruth and I watched tf earthspark so I figured id write down scattered thoughts bc who KNOWS when the next eps are dropping and id love to remember what I think of things whenever that rolls around
so let me start off by saying this show is banger. we rlly like it so far awww
still also gotta say rip cyberverse, that show was SO good and died too soon :( 
but yeah I like this show a lot!!! I rlly dig how it looks, I wasn’t sure about the art style/3d animation at first but it looks really good. better than cyberverse if I'm honest (sorry cybv your budget probably wasn’t as good its not ur fault)
I loooove that we’re starting off at an interesting point in which the autobot-decepticon war is over and has been for a while, and megatron is on the same side as the bots, but there’s still conflict....LOVE IT 
cyberverse was also based for having the war going on but in a different way than shows usually did, and having the sides kind of aware of how fruitless the fighting was, and then eventually w the quintessons the two sides had to unite. anyways I have a whole separate post on cyberverse so I should chill 
the human characters are great. I feel like there's the right amount of focus on them and I really dig the family dynamic we’re getting. the kids are cute and fun and I love their relationships w/the bots...I love that mo calls OP “mr optimus” awww
I love the parents also. alex husband of the year he’s so great. and dorothy is so cool and I LOVE her and megatron. they’re like platonic malewife-girlboss. power bffs. 
LOVE how she doesn’t like OP but like megatron. SO funny. 
I really enjoy that the robots aren’t ‘in disguise’ either - the world seems to be aware of them and their existence and the war that went on. that’s cool! I like that a lot; ik the tagline for tf is ‘robots in disguise’ and all but if u think about it they weren’t really hidden in g1 even
Love that there’s comics about the tfs in canon too
I really like this bumblebee!! his design is so cute and I really appreciate that he isn’t ‘the kid’ in this, and has to assume a more mentor-like role. very cool and entertaining
ok and the terrans are adorable. theyre just babies and I love them. I looove how they were adopted into the malto family its so cute. I’m enjoying them and their antics and I feel like there’s a great mix of cute hijinks w/them learning how to be tfs, and also with other plot stuff 
LOOOOVE the plot implications. JUICY!!!!!!!!!! GHOST is so fucking sketchy I LOVE THAT. I love that OP is working for them, and has a sense of ‘I’m doing this for the greater good/this is a means to an end (the end being peace)’ but OP seems to know that GHOST is sketchy as fuck - with him hiding the terrans’ existence and bumblebee being alive from them...but also he tells megatron to give them a chance, which is very OP of him, so that makes sense, but I’m curious if it’ll blow up in his face ((it totally will))
megatron was RIGHT in that one ep where he was trashing GHOST. them having all those cons locked up is bad news. and ruth pointed out that we haven’t even seen who’s in charge of GHOST which is pretty concerning.
also I can’t believe that one agent guy isn’t voiced by will arnett bc he totally sounds like him 
I super loved the flashbacks of the cybertronian history that were animated in g1 style :’) it reminded me of in tfa where they used clips from g1 as part of the history lesson 
I loooove megatron in this show he’s so cool. he gives me some mtmte megatron vibes - he basically says that he agreed to join GHOST/the autobot side in order to protect the cons from worse consequences. I’m interested to hear more about the war and what went on. I’d love some war flashbacks personally
I like that he clearly doesn’t want to hurt the decepticons or hand them over to GHOST, and also the cons think of him as a traitor, but it seems rough for cons out there. what else are they gonna do?
I think it would be epic if they paralleled OP and megatron - with OP joining up with GHOST bc he think he’s doing the right thing for his species and humans, only to discover that GHOST is fr bad news - and megatron binding himself to service w/GHOST and the autobots in exchange for supposed safety (?or something? Not super clear what the cons/megatron got out of that bargain) for the cons, only to discover (as he basically already did) that the cons aren’t doing great out there and they think of him as a traitor
also mandroid is actually pretty interesting for a human villain. I was expecting not to like him (espec at the beginning, he reminded me of silas from tfp who ended up being a nuisance and didn’t really have a point in the plot imo) bc tf human villains are more often miss than hit but he’s interesting 
I like that he has pretty legit reasons to want to get rid of the “invasive species” (as a biologist I love that phrasing), after he got drafted into the war and then injured in friendly fire
LOVED the part where he talks about this and dot is like ‘yeah I also got injured in the war and that sucks for us but I’m judging you based on your actions and YOU suck’ that was so epic she’s so epic and cool
and he knows alex??? ?? fruity ????? are they exes??? whats the vibe. I bet alex used to work for GHOST and that’s how he and dot met
having a whole ass giant robot arm is wild tho. no way that’s how it works bro 
also what happened to swindle. he was so funny. he sounds like meowth from the 4kidz dub lmfao 
SOUNDWAVE BRO I fucking love him. icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO happy that his cassettes are here and actually turn into cassettes and not other more modern stuff. I love that anachronism sm 
thank god frenzy is here. I hope rumble shows up too (tho bumblebee talking about how one of the cassettes exploded ???? hi????)
we saw starscream for like 0.2 seconds but I’m ready for him to cause havoc like the annoying bitch he is <333 
super interesting that the world is cut off from cybertron and has been for quite a while. I think OP also mentioned that the cybertronians on earth are likely the last of their kind - I’m curious if that’s true or if there’s a bunch of them on cybertron a la the 1984 movie. I bet there is, no way cybertron is empty. pleaseeee I want hot rod and ultra magnus and all them I’d cry 
also congrats to skywarp and nova storm and frenzy on the transgenderism <3 
oh yeah and I LOVE arcee. she’s like Question Authority Barbie. Bite Chomp Kill Barbie. SO good. I love her design and alt mode and how she taught the kids not to blindly follow the people in charge. ICON. 
the 3 new bots are cute, but ruth and I couldn’t get over the fact that they were born and then IMMEDIATELY thrown into a conflict before even getting alt modes. omg 
ruth: ‘they already have blue hair and pronouns tho!’
LMFAO TRUTH. I LOVEEEE that nightshade goes by they/them :’) we didn’t expect that at all and it was such a good surprise 
also hashtag gay???? #GAY???? 
can’t BELIEVE that bot is named hashtag. immmmmm 
tho ruth and I both agree that the cast is full enough and having 3 new terrans might be too much, so we’ll see how that goes - I kinda feel like they’ll end up more on the periphery and only show up sometimes. we’ll see tho! 
holy SHIT the fight scenes bro. specifically in the last 2 eps, oh my GOD. SOOOO fucking juicy. I’m gonna make a separate post abt that but they were EXCELLENT. one place I think cyberverse was weak in was the fight scenes - in s1 I would say they were actively boring (sorry cybv ily) and they got better but still were a bit clunky and awkward and formulaic. I feel like it was due to animation/budget constrictions more than anything 
but yeah these fights scenes rocked. I especially love the 2d smoke and fire effects 
I just wanna know more about the war too!!! like mandroid got injured, it seems, from friendly fire - did Dot as well? is that why she doesn’t seem to like or trust OP as much? 
also megatron has been working w them for 15 years - what were the previous 15 years like? what was the war like? why were they fighting? what exactly made them stop? how many other tfs are on earth? when did GHOST start being a thing? are there gonna be combiners???? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. 
biggest Q is when are the next eps coming out. pls not in like 6 mos. 
also w the fight scenes. skywarp’s warping looks SO FUCKING COOOOOL I’m so glad. yesssss 
I feel kinda bad for the cons tbh. they seem scattered and lost, with no real leader, and they’re apparently disappearing (presumably mandroid) or being imprisoned by GHOST, who I'm SURE doesn’t have any ill intentions...I wonder if the show will continue to take a more sympathetic approach to the cons (kinda like mtmte, where they kinda had a point at the beginning before they lost the thread w/all the murdering and whatnot)
also I love everyone’s designs generally but I still think OPs face looks weird hgfajkdfksjndfkj whenever he has the faceplate off I'm like Put That Back On Please. 
I like that the humans are directly involved in the plot in a way that makes sense bc the human world has already been to war with/alongside the tfs, so there are a ton of different relationships that humans can have w/the tfs. this is way more interesting than st like tfp, which I think did a pretty bad job integrating the humans, or tfa, which had Sari w/a macguffin that was plot-important in order to keep her involved 
tbf that’s kinda going on w/the kids having links to the terrans but I like the way it’s played out so far. I love the suggestions of lore we’ve gotten too, w/quintus prime and stuff
also they’ve made a point of showing that symbol in the cave where the terrans were born MORE THAN ONCE, and it totally looks like those spiderbots, so I’m thinking there’s definitely a connection there. something weird is going on 
ok also SUPER fucking funny that wheeljack showed up and found out he kinda has a kid and IMMEDIATELY decides he’s a deadbeat dad hvbkjdsfbjksandfkl. I mean he came around in the end but that was so fucking funny. PLEASE SIR 
when they bonded by shooting at each other (lmao? classic tfs) and then twitch was like aww lets hug and he didn’t even notice lmfao sir plssss 
I wonder if the dinobots will show up and if they’ll still have been created by wheeljack (and ratchet) like in g1 
also kind of hilarious how megatron was like ‘no I don’t wanna hurt the cassettes’ and then when the seekers attacked he was like ‘fuck them kids’ and went all out fighting them lmao 
I’m super curious how the megatron starscream dynamic will be in this show 
oh yeah and ruth pointed out that it’s interesting that the three new terrans are bigger than the original 2 terrans and I feel like it’s bc they were created DURING an active conflict and basically got MTO’d into a fight. Ls 
firstborn vs secondborn vibes lmfao 
ok and quintus prime....r we gonna get quintessons. hello. I would LOVE that the quintessons are like my fav antagonists (especially in cyberverse they were so good. man I should rewatch cyberverse) 
I think the quintessons are perfect villains for cases like this where the autobots and decepticons aren’t fighting each other. I’d love to see the quintessons as the villains after GHOST is dealt with 
maybe the tfs on cybertron are already dealing w/the quintessons? 
omfg and the ep where bumblebee is trying to call OPs comm and megatron and then elita pick up instead ?? hello ??? polycule?????
I wanna see more of elita 1 too! shes so cool 
also I kinda belatedly realized that this megatron doesn’t seem to have the same dislike for organics/earth people as he does in a lot of other media (most notably in idw1). that’s interesting and I like that we’re exploring a different side of his character, and I like seeing humans hanging with him. he and dot are great and I hope we get more of them, including flashbacks
anywaysss that’s all the thoughts I have for now, tune in for more next time byeeee
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skunkes · 3 years ago
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Not sure how to word this concisely but wrt last post, there's an oversaturation of the same subject matter in the online art world. Like, people who draw sameface thin pale women always have a billion followers and never wanna stray from that LOL.
The other day I saw a reddit thread asking if people thought nudity was beautiful in a non sexual way, and I dove excitedly into the comments to see the discussion, but the op was mainly talking about thin naked women, and the comments were all also akin to “Yes a naked woman who I as a cishet man am super attracted to is the most beautiful thing ever :) even the bodies of us men are disgusting comparatively. they are the fairer sex of course!!!”
The thing is, I don't agree, but I understand that/why people think of that specific body type as so easy and fun to draw. Its Art. There’s shapes and curves and stuff, on the idea of a generic hourglass shaped woman. Even now I'll often see artists hold onto notions of "I only know how to draw women đŸ„ș" so its not even just not drawing fat bodies...some ppl wont even deviate from that, much less old people, fat people, people with noses bigger than a button.
I think its so important to draw all sorts of bodies and faces because all faces and bodies are art. and I don’t even mean it in the fake positivity way, i mean in the way that there are fun shapes and curves and lines in all bodies and faces, no matter the race, age, or amount of fat in them. Sometimes you have to find them, like yeah I will admit drawing rail thin rectangular bodies is hard for me to find flow and movement in sometimes compared to generic hourglass woman figure, but that wouldn’t mean I’d stick to generic cookie cutter women instead of exploring the beauty of all the ways humans can look.
Like again, not in the toxic positivity way the vessels of humans are art! The folds the shapes the wrinkles, the pattern of hair, etc etc. That comment from that thread about how men’s bodies are Nothing compared to women’s really got to me. Like what do you mean? They’re all so interesting. I feel it harms everyone to hold on to such a specific idea of body as art. Esp since you know when those guys mentioned “naked woman” they didnt mean...all the ways “naked women” can look (old women, fat women, literally anything but “um sexy big boob big hip thin woman is ART! :)”)
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Gonna end this with sometimes it just takes some inspiration as well! I know how to draw fat bodies and in the past wld draw them more often w certain ocs. despite this I still never got that sense of flow quite right. I’ve followed an artist who pretty much exclusively draws fat women, and not just the hourglass shape people are convinced is the only way to draw them. the sense of shape and forme is so good + has further opened my eyes to the stylization of bodies! not directly linking as the acc is nsfw especially more recently, but the artist is za/ftiguy on twitter ^_^
i feel like more ppl drawing varied bodies helps...others take inspiration to do the same as well as opening more eyes and minds to the beauty of bodies ^_^
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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years ago
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Elizabeth huffed with a hand on her cheek as she watched her father perform before seing on a nearby T.v that was replaying one of her favorite shows and her favorite actress was doing her job as her own character.
The girl often imagined herself as that actress, Miss (L/n) (Y/n), daughter. She was just too sweet and caring on her interviews and even helped everyone around her. Although she didn't make as much as appearance, just like her daddy, she did an amazing job on every role on the T.v.
She poked her head at where her character's father was talking with shigaraki Tomura and decided to just tip toe out of the set since Midoriya's actor was too distracted with his own brother to take care of her. Just to take a quick walk is all.
Although, walking through her set she gasped at seing Miss (L/n) reading some papers on her seat as other actors surrounded the area. Her eyes glowed at seing her idol right there.
"Isn't my mom great?" She yelped at the sudden voice beside her as jumping in guard to see a girl, same features as the woman she was looking at before.
"W-What-?" The girl giggled and pointed at the woman getting up from her chair.
"Is my mommy!" Elizabeth frowned at that, dissapointed at hearing such a thing but trying to not demonstrate to the other girl who extended a hand towards her "I'm Mai by the way! (L/n) Mai!"
She smiled and shaked her hand with a giggle.
"I'm Elizabeth."
"Nice to meet you Eli!" Mai smiled brightly before putting a hand on her lip and making a confused sound "Wait! I know you! You are Eri-chan!" She smiled brightly as she giggled.
"Yeah! My father got a job and I was the only one that could act with him because the other actress was scared of him!"
"Oh! Ypur father is Overhaul?! Scarry!!!" She laughed as the other kid giggled and they started to chat around. Elizabeth even discovered that mai was a actress as well!
Time passed as the two girls chatted for hours until a voice made them stop.
"Elizabeth!"
"Ops..." the girl tensed as she saw her father coming to her.
"What were you thinking?! I was scared out of my skin when you weren't in the set!" He kneeled down and holded on her shoulders as she apologized.
"Mai! Sweety!" a voice the two dark brow haired man and girl look up as the other girl squealed and went to hug you immediately "How many times do I have to tell you to not get out of the guards sign?" You sighed and petted her hair as she nuzzled on you and apologized with a smile.
Elizabeth watched the scene with a bit of envy before noticing the way that her father's eyes fixated on you and how his golden orbs seemed to shine brightly while you when looked at him gasped and seemed to have the same look.
Elizabeth and Mai shared a look before the two adults went to talk, after only God knows how much of time staring at each other.
"Forgive my daughter (Y/n), she gets bored on our set then she likes to explore some places when I'm not looking." He scratched the back of his head as you played with your hair.
"Oh no no! Dont be handso- I mean! Sorry! I mean sorry! Dont be sorry about it." You laughed nervously "My daughter does the same thing so I kinda know the deal very well."
"I do imagine." He chuckled as Elizabeth widened her eyes at how her father seemed so much comfortable around her. Before she gasped at feeling him pulling her near them "This is Elizabeth by the way. She is quite a fan of your works."
"Oh really?" You smiled down at her "Hello Elizabeth! Is so nice to meet you!"
"Same pleasure!" She squealed with exciment as you giggled and waved your hand at the girl on your side.
"Well, you already know Eli, but this is my daughter Mai. I think she has the same age as her." You looked at Kai which only nodded with a smile at her before retreading his looks at you.
Mai and Elizabeth looked at eachother before the girl with (H/c) smiled brightly.
"My mom likes your dad a lot!"
"Hm! And it seems like my dad has a crush on miss (L/n)! He never acts like this around anyone!"
"Hey!" Mai turned to her with a determined look "What about we make them both go on a date?! I would love to have a dad and you as my sister!"
"Really?" She gasped, tears burning at how overwhelmed she was "Would you like that? I always imagine your mom as mine own! Wont you be mad?"
"Mad?! No way! My mom deserves happiness as much as all of us! As long as your dad be a good boyfriend to her, we can become sister even!"
"Deal!" Elizabeth smiled and grabbed her hands as well.
The two girls were giggling and it accidentaly catched the both adults attention as you smiled at it and kai arched one eyebrow at the scene.
"Seems like they got along pretty well." You commented with a giggled as Kai sighed with a smirk.
"For some reason, I feel like these two are gonna make some trouble."
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The man pored some tea for him before handing the plate of breakfast for his daughter as Elizabeth got up.
"Daddy go get dressed! Now!"
"Huh?" He almost dropped his cup on the ground as he felt Elizabeth pushing him towards his room.
"You have to change dad! Mai and I agreed to meet on the park today!"
"What now? Does her mother even know that?" He asked but Elizabeth only pushed him harder.
"Go daddy! We're gonna be late!" He sighed but still got into the room and went to change himself.
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"You have to be more prettier than you already for your date mom!" Mai handed you some earings which you declined with a small laugh while arranging yourself on the mirror.
"Sweety is a playdate for you and Elizabeth. I am not going out with anyone as far as I know of."
"Yes you are!" Mai pouted while sitting near you "dont hid it mommy, I know you have a rush in Elizabeth's dad! Is soooooo obvious!"
You scoffed playfully, but still feeling way too embarrassed of even remembering that man... With those golden orbs that seemed to hypnotize you ever time you looked at then, his smile and his way of smooth talking, God even his body was perfect with those abs and torso that clinged to his usual black t-shirt and-
"MOM! Is almost time!" Mai yelled while constantly poking your cheek.
Okay... maybe you were a bit of a simp-
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"They're talking." Mai handed the binoculars to Elizabeth as the said girl squealed.
"They look like a couple!" Elizabeth squealed and the two girsl gushed on the playground as the both adults stopped to talking to see the kids squealing and giggling from the distance.
"Mai really likes your daughter." You commented with a smile as he smiled as well.
"Elizabeth is not one to make friends that fast, guess this was an exception."
"I can see it." You giggled and he chuckled for a bit before it was stabilized a comfortable silence between you. You seemed to notice him rubbing his thumbs together before he decided to speak up again.
"I... I know some place where it sells some great tea and coffe nearby..." he rubbed the back of his neck a bit before looking at you "Maybe would you like me to buy you something?"
You widened your eyes at that before smilling and nodding.
"I would love to." It was one of the first times you saw that man with pale skin blushing a bit, but the sign was wonderful enough and his smile was just the cherry on the top of the cake.
"Great." You two flinched when you both heard your daughters screaming in joy before both of them put their hands on their own mouth when they notice you two looking at them.
"Sorry!"
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"I TOLD YOU THAT IS NOT MY NAME ANYMORE!"
"And cut!" The director spoke as he sighed, rubbing his throat a bit since it was sore after this shout of his.
"Great acting as always!" Mirio's actor commented while getting up as Elizabeth clapped her hands at her father as he took off his mask.
"Thanks, although the creaming is gonna ruin my throat is actually fun." He commented before looking up at the sounds of another person clapping her hands.
"(Y/n)..?" He spoke, trying his best to not open a smile as you giggled while your daughter continued clapping her hands at him.
"It was amazing your job sir!" The little girl commented as him nodded at her with a smile, a form of thanking her before looking at you once again.
"I was wondering if I could see you." You laughed a bit while playing with a strand of your hair "And maybe pay back for all of the coffees you paid me so far?"
The two girls squealed silently before Elizabeth spoke up.
"So! Me and mai are going to stay on the set!" She waved at her father "You two can go on your date in peace! He loves you though (Y/n)! You dont need to pay back"
"Elizabeth!" He whispered shouted in embarrassment as she giggled.
"Same goes for my mom!" Mai squealed before running away with Elizabeth as both adults were left to deal with the embarrassment.
"Haha... kids." You commented in pure embarrassment as he rubbed the back of his neck nodding with a grunt. "..Do you really love me?" You asked before laughing at how red the man has gotten all of the sudden.
"Match making-" Mai extended her hand to high five Elizabeth's.
"Succeded!" The dark brow haired girl commented before looking at Mai "Congratilations to your soon new dad!"
"Congrats for your soon to be mom as well!" Mai laughed, the two girls happy as ever know.
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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hi with this post going around i wanna copypaste some replies i left in response to another reblog too. the rebloger was saying that its also okay to enjoy problematic content (which, to be clear, i agreed with on a base level, but felt it needed more context since that can often be code for something much less nuanced)
this one should come with a bit of a disclaimer about whatever the thing youre enjoying is and in what way though. thoughtcrimes arent real, but actively choosing to watch lolicon hentai is a conscious decision. though ik thats not what youre talking abt here, i just feel like its something important to bring up, bc of how these types of discussions can get warped to mean "my frozen incest fanfiction is actually totally ok and if you disagree youre harming ppl w OCD" which i dont want the take away to be. i dont want ppl to use vague stereotypes of my disorder as a talking point to justify that kind of shit- because thats not the point and also doesnt help people with OCD at all! esp with POCD to be lumped together with... that crowed. again ik thats not what you mean im just saying it to clarify the slippery slope before someone takes it there for real! critical thought is important at all turns and such. and people with OCD are not incapable of critical thought, or understanding when media can actually be harmful in the real world. we still know how to separate the two, as should most people. that's what i mean by the response to it mattering more than the act of consuming. we might struggle a bit more with aspects of this, usually in the mental side (ruminations and obsessions) and thought crimes arent real! but actual actions are!
unfortunately, you wont actually see these replies if you check the comments (which is why i added them here). because i was blocked seconds after leaving them. apparently, even though i gave the responder the benefit of the doubt with the whole "slippery slope" of "yeah! fiction doesnt effect reality! lets all draw explicit content of children!" i checked and they... actually did in fact write what seems to be voltron pedoincest fanfiction and had "antis dni" in their bio (i missed that somehow, honestly thats on me). i think they also deleted their reblog, so i doubt people will find them. which is for the best because im not trying to get harassment sent anyones way either.
but this is still exactly what i was afraid of- our disorder being used as a talking point for the same stupid pedantic tumblr discourse that was the issue to begin with. being used as if we're not autonomous people who can make our own choices regarding media consumption, but rather an objectified hypothetical to get a moral one-upping in the black-and-white view of the outgroup. stop that shit. if youre here to do that either way YOU are part of the problem. you are not helping those with OCD this way. and the second that is pointed out you will delete the post supporting them and block the op? fuck you!
and the thing is, in terms of OCD, ANY mentality with a set of morals presented as all-or-nothing black-and-white is harmful. if youre seeing this and thinking it "dunks" on the other side of the discourse, youre missing the point. because the other side does the exact same shit. in this case, the argument with that "pro" crowed is basically "either all media depictions of xyz are good, or all media depictions of xyz are bad, and since i enjoy some depictions of xyz then they must all be good, and anyone who says otherwise is an evil anti" (aforementioned black-and-white thinking).
so with that, you posit the idea that anyone who has any sort of critical thought or issues with certain tropes of depictions of sensitive topics in any piece of media ever, must be an Evil Puritanical Conservative, ergo you have to never voice critique in media or the way it's engaged with. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT BETTER FOR PEOPLE WITH MORAL OCD? YOU ARE JUST AS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont you dare use this shit as a talking point in your pedantic discourse when the whole point of the post is THATS THE ISSUE TO BEGIN WITH! this shit is just as much the root of the problem as what i was talking about in the post. dont use this shit to outright tell us that we cant think for ourselves and have to go by your stringent unnuanced discourse as a guide. thats the issue. thats the problem i was talking about to begin with. YOU just as much are the voice of the fictional tumblr discourser inside our heads, youre just using different buzzwords. and this site continues to be awful to people with OCD. fellow OCDers do yourselves a favor and, like me, get the fuck out of these groups.
look this site really is awful for ppl with OCD so i just wanna reassure anyone that you are not Tainted Forever for consuming a piece of media with questionable content. the fact that youre able to recognize it speaks to your critical thinking skills, which is good, certain depictions should be critiqued. but you dont need to ruminate on it to the point where you begin to feel guilty for simply witnessing gross or creepy writing choices. you dont have to vindicate yourself to the fictional tumblr discourser inside your head, saying that youre now a bad person bc you watched the wrong anime. your actual response to it still matters of course, but thats that and this is this. just seeing it is neutral, you didnt commit a thought crime. its literally fine.
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presumenothing · 4 years ago
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FICTOBER 2020 – PROMPTS #01 TO #05 – WTNV/FMA AU – GEN, NO WARNINGS
đŸ“» PREVIOUSLY ON: episode one – pilot
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“NO, COME BACK, said the spider to the fly, but we all know how the rest of that story goes.
“Welcome to Resembool.”
“TODAY, THERE IS THIS: a story about someone.
“This information is less helpful than you might think. All stories are about someone, in the singular or plural or uncountable. It’s what makes them stories, instead of disparate collections of facts and events loosely coiled about some narrative anchor.”
“HERE, THEN, are the particular someones this story concerns itself with – a man who is not large, and a man who is not small.
“Of course, this is only one way of describing them, and not even the one most people might use. Truth is not often equivalent to relevance, but for the purposes of this story it is close enough anyway.
“The man who is not large sits at a desk with a phone. The scene is not much different to anyone else sitting at a desk with a phone, and indeed not much different from his usual behaviour at all, except that he is frowning.
“This is, in turn, because his calls are not getting through.”
“AT THIS MOMENT, the man who is not small arrives. There is very little in common in the way of physical appearance between these two men, save for the possibility that if you ignore everything else about the situation, you might quite understandably think that both of their faces are made for smiling.
“Neither one is smiling now. The man who is not small crouches a little when entering the room, as some people who are not small are wont to do. No luck, sir? he asks.
“No luck, the man who is not large agrees, but not in a way that is frustrated.
“Or rather – it is true that he is frustrated, but that is not the most relevant thing. He taps his fingers, looks to the ceiling, and thinks.”
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“WE CUT BRIEFLY AWAY from this story to the community classifieds.
“Item: Curtis Butchers is looking to hire an additional staff. The job requires comfort around cleavers and other large knives, but not butchery experience since you will find yourself learning rapidly on the job, and anyway that’s the easy part. What’s the hard part? Wouldn’t you like to know. To apply, head down to the store and challenge one person to arm wrestling. Who you choose will be the first part of your interview. Good luck!
“Item: Ice-cream truck found in the parking lot of Dark Owl Records, vacant but in good condition. If this is yours, contact Rebecca Catalina, owner of Dark Owl Records. If this is not yours, but you are interested, maybe contact her anyway. She has some interesting ideas about a joint venture of sorts.”
“AND FINALLY – item: Base to Phoenix, town square, ten o’clock. That’s
 literally all this last sheet of paper says. No clue what that’s about, but doubtless the recipient must have understood the message anyway.
“This has been the community classifieds.”
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“AND NOW, WE RETURN TO the story at hand.
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so I figured it was worth a try, the man who is not large is saying to the man who is not small. I have a theory that– never mind, we’ll know if it’s true or not based on how this pans out.
“The man who is not small does not say anything aloud in response to this statement. The contemplative silence is uncharacteristic of him, or at least how people usually perceive him, but then again everything they are doing now is uncharacteristic of how people usually perceive them.”
“PERCEPTION, AS IT HAPPENS, can often be neither relevant nor true.
“He’s going to kill me if this actually goes through, the man who is not large remarks, in a manner all too cavalier for such a comment. Ringing him up just to talk his ear off.
“That didn’t stop you before, the man who is not small observes.
“The man who is not large laughs. It really hasn’t, yeah. But who wouldn’t be happy to hear my dulcet tones? Or, more importantly
 the news of my beloved wife and lovely daughter!”
“THE MAN WHO IS NOT SMALL studies the stack of photographs that have been thrust in his face. She really is growing up well, he says, and this impression at least is true if not particularly relevant.
“Although it is very relevant to the man who is not large, judging by the breadth of his grin. You’re a good man, Major. Ever consider having kids yourself?”
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“LET’S PAUSE HERE AND TAKE A LOOK at traffic.
“There is a woman. We will call her Emma, and I won’t tell you if that is her real name – or more accurately I can’t, for reasons that will soon become clear.
“Emma came to this town just over two years ago, bringing only her daughter with her. Old Woman Pinako, smoking a pipe on her porch near the car lot, would see her arrival and think privately that it seemed more like a fleeing.
“Then she would extinguish her pipe and come forward to offer assistance anyway. They would not form any kind of instant trust, because Old Woman Pinako had been right in her guess, but both are practical women, in the way that you tended to get when you are adjacent to someone who practices alchemy.”
“BUT THAT WAS THE PAST. This is now.
“Now, Emma listens to the radio, hears about the newcomers to town, and worries. Her daughter is older, now, and I will tell you nothing about her either, besides that she has brown braids and blue eyes and a smile like the sun. Sometimes, she plays happily with the dog that welcomes her at Rockbell Automail, like Den reminds her of a family pet she was too young to remember.
“Sometimes, out the corner of Emma’s eye, her daughter bears a different form, like she is not sure what shape she should have when no one is looking. Sometimes it reminds her of the shadowed shapes she saw in the basement lab, the ones her husband only smiled about when she asked, scared and desperate and furious: you did this? Is this also what you’re planning to do to me, to N–
“And so Emma wonders if she got them away from her husband quickly enough, and worries if the newcomers are looking to bring her back. If they suspect what her husband, the alchemist, had been trying to do.”
“THE GENERAL ANSWER TO ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS is that she did what she had to, and will continue to do so. The specific answers are yes, probably no, and no.
“The real answer is that none of these answers will be enough to reassure her, but at least they might help.
“This has been traffic. And now, the weather.”
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“SO THAT’S THE WEATHER FORECAST FOR this coming week, but perhaps there was something you were more keen to hear about. A phone call, perhaps.
“Alas, listeners, I’m afraid I don’t much news for you on that front. You see, there are municipal regulations requiring enclosed booths around payphones to prevent undue weather damage to the equipment. As such, when the phone in the town square rang at ten, and a man stopped to answer it, there was a door he could pull closed behind him.
“However, the regulations say nothing about making the booth proof against eavesdropping, only rain, and so some parts of his words still drifted out anyway, stolen snatches of half a conversation: why did we let you choose the codenames? and yes, Eagle is fine, just itching to shoot something and I’ll report in as soon as I have something to–
“THIS LAST PART is said with forehead pressed against glass, eyes scanning the darkened streets outside, and presumably this is related to the way he stops suddenly, mid-sentence. A hurried murmur, too low to even guess at, and then he is hanging up and stepping out, pushing the door open.
“Who’s there? the man asks, measured in the way of someone who expects to be answered, and the words do not hang suspended in the night for long before a figure steps out of the shadows, hood drawn down around his shoulders.”
“THE MAN’S STANCE changes completely: he stiffens, and his tone is no longer measured when he says Marcoh? What are you doing here?
“It’s Mauro, the Sheriff replies, pulling his customary hood back up, and I could ask you the same thing, Lieutenant Colonel.
“It’s Colonel, actually, the man corrects, but not in a way that is actually meant to be a correction. I told everyone when we first arrived, it’s just for surveillance.
“The Sheriff says nothing, but the silence is loud enough anyway: that answer was unacceptable, try again.
“They’re planning something, and this town is standing in their way. Either it submits, or– you know what they’ll do. I can’t let that happen again, he finishes with an urgency that makes the words sound true, and relevant, and completely opaque to anyone else.”
“BUT THAT IS ONLY TO BE EXPECTED. This has been a story about someone, after all, none of which are us, and just because something is true and relevant to you does not guarantee that you will understand it at all.
“Stay tuned next for the crackling jingle of a blue truck parked by a records store, and the worried weight of a mother tucking her daughter in while wondering what will come tomorrow.
“Good night, Resembool. Good night.”
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There are many things in this world worth an arm and a leg. If it’s not your own, at least.
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happy inaugural fma day to me, and yes i’m celebrating it by putting out 100% self-indulgent content that is only borderline recognisable as fma because i can!! this also serves as a somewhat nonstandard fill to the first five fictober prompts, one for each section of the episode. i had to contort pretzels around myself putting some of them in, but it was a fun challenge anyway
this episode’s weather (which is arbitrarily decided by which 80s song is currently stuck in my head) was “eye in the sky” by the alan parsons project
characters introduced this episode, for those keeping score at home: maes as the man who is not large (who codenamed roy and riza as phoenix and eagle respectively for this op), alex as the man who is not small, curtis butchers as big rico’s, rebecca catalina as michelle nguyen, ex-mrs tucker pseudonym emma and nina as alive and well because to hell with shou tucker, and last but not least – marcoh as the sheriff of night vale, just because
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If i may add- im a non indigenous poc and ive noticed white ppl only acknowledge indigenous genders when it fit their narrative of white gender (e.g 'nonbinary is valid bc natives have these and these genders). As a nonbinary person it always offended, it feels so much like using and throwing them away fjdjdj you dont use native's culture when it benefits you! It can be just said 'im nb and its not your business' like w binary trans ppl. Ntm its bringing back the focus to white ppl and etc of things wrong with it
Also hope it wasnt too long its just ive been thinking about it since a while and that reminded me JFBDJ (u probably know who i am i think! im just using anon for ease) 
1 ) hi my friend i love u (/p) yes i know who this is ^_^ its not too long youre fine
2 ) i agree, yea, its a very narrow minded way of seeing gender, and furthermore it feels imo like a weird form of appropriation, as if they can even understand that gender. (i wont comment too much on this given i am also non indigenous, but if anyone is and would like to add on, please feel free.)
i wish i could find that post i remembered -- iirc op was an indigenous person speaking about how transmeds feeling nonbinary people are faking their gender directly erases the fact that the gender binary is a relatively new thing in comparison to the thousands of years that have existed without it in human history. i think. must be somewhere on my blog ... anyway, i appreciate ur opinion <:)c and i agree w u !
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Honestly when you started saying you need dysphoria to be trans I was this close to hitting the unfollow button but I agree with you. sometimes people say "I don't have dysphoria I'm just happier as this gender" and like ??? maybe you should consider how happy you actually were before whatever transitioning you did. Sometimes I feel kinda empty and don't wanna do things. I'm not sad and I can deal with it indefinitely but guess what, that's still depression. Not all dysphoria is obvious.
yeah!! ill be honest i was mostly frustrated and i just woke up when i wrote that stuff so i wont b surprised if i lost some followers who didnt get what i meant/thought i was truscum/transmed,,,, or if ppl just dont agree which is life. but im glad u got what i meant!
**edit i made before i posted this i say “you” a lot in this and i mean like a general audience you mostly pointed towards like. op and those that agree ok note over**
i by NO means am trying to police ppls identifies or suggest that all experiences w dysphoria are the same. or that u should ever need to share details on those experiences! you dont owe anyone anything.
my main issue is that “tucute”/mogai tumblr propagates this idea that you can just be trans without feeling any discomfit w ur agab, and the associated name, pronouns, ur physical form (ie some various forms of dysphoria). because then what are we boiling being trans down to???? saying youre trans/nonbinary just bc you may dress in a gnc/non conventional manner or because u act/talk/have certain hobbies that are gendered in a way that doesnt fit ur assigned gender???? if you genuinely feel NO issue with ur agab at ALL then chief... u probably arent trans!! and thats ok! a lot of ppl i know have ided as trans at some point in their life and actually realised they were experiencing something else, like body dysmorphia or internalised lesbophobia. 
like u said, dysphoria can sometimes just be... not bery apparent. it can be silent, but its still there. im very skeptical of the idea of ppl habinf gender “euphoria” without the dysphoria n using that to explain their transness but mostly bc i just beliebe those ppl r dysphoric without realising it, probably bc of mogai/tucute tumblr culture! i.e. i didnt realise how bad i actually experienced name dysphoria until AFTER i changed my name basicaly everywhere except legally and w my family. bc i was like huh! im so euphoric at being called gabe, but i didnt think i felt thay dysphoric at my birth name! but NOW when i get deadnamed, it like. HURTS most of the time. dysphoria can change like that w ur life experiences, and euphoria doesnt exist without the dysphoria, evem if u arent aware of the dysphoria in rhe first place! like u said anon, how okay could u be w ur agab/birth name/assigned pronouns/etc if being called different ones make u so happy. its just dysphoria!!!
! u just have been indoctrinated by this tucute v truscum war where both sides treat dysphoria as an all encompassing tragic, epic life long suffering. truscum act thay way in order to gatekeep who is/isnt trans, and mogais decided thay RATHER than go, “no dumbass dysphoria can be literally just. hih i feel Wrong abt my agab” even if thats a vague and complicated feeling, they went: ok then we dont need dysphoria fuck u! which i INDERSYAND but its just not right or helpful!
 often dysphoria can change w experiences and comes and goes, and sometimes parts of it are so hodden u wont realise it was there until years later in ur life! and thats ok. you dont have to experience every symptom of dysphoria at 100% tragedy pain mode to be a valid Real Transgender. all you need to be trans is... to be trans. which means dysphoria! bc being trans is being uneasy/unhappy w ur assigned gender bc u arent that! and guess what the definition of dysphoria is... being uneasy and unhappy! so being trans is just having gender dysphoria!
on that note, i think that ppl who DONT actually feel uneasy or unhappy w their birth gender but do want to experiment or explore different modes of expression w names/pronouns/dress style should! but just note tjay like... ur probably just gender non comforming, not transgender
i guess being nonbinary is a little more complex but id argue my point still stands. you are uncomfortable w ur birth gender. thats dysphoria. maybe ur dysphoria seems “”””weird”””” bc ur nb dusphoria but its not. its still dysphoria!  if ur afab and u still want to have long hair... thay dossnt mean u dont have dysphoria. if ur agab and you still want to have armpit and leg hair... thay doesnt mean u dont have dysphoria. whether ur nb or binary trans! bc. you WILL have some form of social/personal dysphoria that is what makes u go HM ASSIGNED GENDER BAD! 
ok im done for now im abt to sleep and then get on an 11 hour plane journey so dont expect anything gr8 from me now or anytime near in the future sorry for my big rants but i just feel like tumblr is so black n white on this issue when both aides are! stupid (obviously transmeds/truscum r worse but still!!! mogai tend to get me heated in a New Fun way). 
sorry 4 word vomiting anon bit thanks 4 ur ask i wasnt sure if anyone would get where i was coming from n im glad u agree!!! thank u fr for sending tjis in. habe a good noght/day/whatever 
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Apparently, Arguing, and Cheating: ...we're half way thru 2019 and yall are still out here pretending "b*phobia" is a thing hm Lors of comments on this post saying im wrong but none of them are explaining how biphobia is real. Explain & point out to me the specific oppression bi people face, that isnt just a combination of homophobia & misogyny. Bi people dont face a specific oppression that isnt one of those two things im being told bi women have a higher rate of IPV than other groups, but the fact that bi men do not replicate the same numbers means that this is misogyny, not biphobia. If it was biphobia, anyone who is bisexual would face the same rates of abuse. And they dont. Only women do. Its not that "bi people cant experience oppres- sion" which...they do. If theyre women, they face an intersection of homophobia for their perceived-gay relationships, and misogyny. If theyre bi men, they face homophobia. There is still not a unique oppression bi people have, except being told "bisexuality isnt real", but as lesbian if i had a fucking dollar for every time i was told "lesbianism isnt real", "once you try dick you wont 'go back"? Id be fucking loaded. So "[sexuality] isnt real" is just said to people in same sex relationships because it "goes against" homophobic persons pov. & anyway my original comment on this post still stands _(9)F. Bi ppl in visibly straight relationships face no oppression, theyre in fact protected by that guise of heterosexuality. If bi people face oppression in percieved heterosexual relationships, than it goes to reason that heterosexuals are also oppressed. But ive already seen one person on this post claim that the hets ARE oppressed so okay, i know i'm just another teenager with a fandom icon (even younger than the last one! oh no!) but here we go. you say all opression bi women face is a combination of homophobia and misogyny and therefore biphobia isnt real? Lesbophobia is exactly that. a combination of homophobia and misogyny. Does that mean Lesbophobia is not real? That lesbians dont face unique problems even if it is just a combination of other forms of opression? since you asked here are some unique opressions bi people experience: "why cant you just pick one?" being stereotyped as promiscuous or cheaters being seen as greedy told are actually gay or straight, just in the process of questioning Here are some statistics about bisexual people: 45% of bi women have considered or attempted suicide, followed by 35% of bi men and then by 35% lesbians and 30% gay men third of bisexual people reported not disclosing their sexual orientation to their healthcare providers, leaving them without full access to medically necessary care here's a few things from a statistics canada study on violent victimization of Lesbians Bisexuals and gay men in 2014 Compared with heterosexual Canadians, bisexual individuals were almost nine times more likely to be sexually assaulted Rate of violent victimization among lesbian and gay Canadians down from 2009 but remains unchanged for bisexual individuals bisexual individuals were significantly more likely than their heterosexual and lesbian or gay counterparts to report experiencing homelessness. 18% versus 8% and 12% Bisexual individuals experienced violent victimization at a rate nearly double that of lesbian and gay individuals I'm a lesbian, so I in no way claim to be an expert on biphobia. These are things my bi friends have experienced. Thats what im saying: lesbophobia is an intersection of facing homophobia & misyogony, misyogonoir is the intersection of racism and misyogony, but because "bisexual" encompasses women *and* men it cant be an intersection of homophobia and misyogony ."why cant you just pick one?" would argue that thats less oppression and more ignorance. Someone not knowing what bisexuality is doesnt put you at risk of losing your home or being beaten, in the same way being in an "overt" homosexual relationship does. sterotyped as cheating That is a unique assumption about bi people, but ive never seen it directed at bisexual men, mostly bisexual women - and women are already considered to be forced on a thin line of "pure or whore", so i dont know if i can agree that it is biphobia and not just misogyny. But im willing to admit that it might be? ldk. told youre gay or straight Theres a popular post circulating that says so- mething along the lines of "bi women are assu- med to be actually straight and experimenting, and bi men are assumed to be actually gay: the default is 'attracted to men" thats misyogony. These are the exact studies i was asking for earlier & got told no. So thank you, genuinely, for finding them. But even reading these i have to ask why, if biphobia is the actual cause, why arent bi men harmed as much as bi women? It honestly just all reads as very intense misogyny, which doesnt affect bi men. And on my first tag, i said "if biphobia is real, so is heterophobia", which i still think. If bi people are oppresed for being BISEXUAL, not oppressed for being seen as "potentially" gay, or ""potentially" in a gay relationship, then they are oppressed for their attraction for the same and opposite sex, which they experience at the same time. You cant be oppressed for heterosexual attraction, or bise- xual attraction to the opposite sex, or whatever you want to consider that specific attraction. Sorry i just overall don't think that someone in visibly heterosexual relationship (whether or not either or neither of the parties are actually bisexual) faces any oppression in the aspect of their perceived sexuality. A male & female bisexual couple holding hands in public isnt going to get beaten up, or harassed, or met with the same vitriol and fear that a female & female, or male & male bisexual or gay couple would face. Thats what my op was out. & for the record i wasnt mocking that last person for being young & having a fandom blog, objectively theres obviously nothing wrong with either of those lol. she insulted me & i responded by saying something equally reductive. I dont care if young ppl interact with my blog, i just wish she didnt jump onto a vent post i made a week ago about a homophobic bisexual coworker that had like...no notes & turn tinto a post insulting me and w several people saying they want me stabbed bloody and dead () but we dont all get what we want, so Biphobia is just homophobia and misogyny apparently.
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Megapost Nr. 5 - May 17th 2018
Nonny Nr. 1:   I wonder how much it costs Ben to hire these paps to show up at airports and family events?
Anna:  I assume he doesn’t pay for the paps.  He does them a favour by giving them a scoop and they do him a favour by putting the pics up for sale and hoping they’ll get picked up by the tabloids.  It’s a win-win.  Well... unless you consider Ben’s integrity, in which case it’s a win-win-lose  :o/
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Nonny Nr. 2:   I have to say, I’m with that nonny number 10. It’s crossed my mind on countless occasions that I’m wrong, that the babies and marriage are real, and bens paranoia over the subject is just humiliation over his family not forming from true love. Then we get these so. Fucking. Obvious arranged pap shots that is zip right back into knowing it’s all fake and it’s all to get people talking back and forth cause I dunno he can’t sell on his own anymore or something. It’s all fake.
Anna:  I’ve tried sooooo hard to talk myself into believing this whole thing is real far too many times Nonny.  I’ve even tried to disregard all of the weird belly inflating / deflating / remaining stunted / deflating / inflating to ridiculous proportions / remaning stunted for the last trimester of gestation from the Pilo pregnancy back in 2014-5, and still nothing makes sense when you take a step back and try to look at the bigger picture.
The moment it became impossible for me to argue back and forth with myself and / or play devil’s advocate while discussing the showmance with other Skeptics bts was when he went on record during his Vanity Fair interview for Doctor Strange and stated matter of factly that his wife and (then only) child are not a PR stunt. 
Eveything that’s been said / happened since is just static to me and I’m just along for the ride, waiting for Ben to come to his senses and end this charade.
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Nonny Nr. 3:   Quick! I bet the pr machine are already finishing up an article calling Sophie pretty!
Anna:  Nonny, not only did they not call her pretty, they didn’t even call her pins stunning (as is the Fail way).  Granted, she’s wearing trousers, but still... BUMMER!  :P
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Nonny Nr. 4:   Wait, so let me get his straight. Ben supposedly travels w his family everywhere, making sure that they are always w him, but he makes them travel on other planes because we never see them at the airport, and one time we finally see both parents and these two can’t manage their kids together? Huh?
Anna:  “HUH?” indeed Nonny!
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Nonny Nr. 5:   Why do you spend so much time expressing hatred towards someone you don't know and who doesn't affect your life at all? Is this the best use of your time on this earth?
Anna:  Let’s flip your question on its head Nanny Nonny, shall we?  :D
Why do you spend so much time reading Skeptical blogs, sending in anonymous asks expressing your aversion to what Skeptics have to say when no one cares for your opinion and/or asked for it?  Is this the best use of your time on Tumblr?
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Nonny Nr. 6:   Even if they were to hire kids to fly w them, it would be too complicated. the real parents would have to be there, or there would have to be a note from the parents giving permission for them to take the kids over seas. the kids real passports would be used. its too risky. that on top of blurred faces giving away an arrangement w the paps (in the US) vs non blurred faces giving away the older boys real identity. its too risky. they won't be seen at an airport. if they are, not where docs checked meaning, if we DO see the kids, like the one time we saw one kid at the airport, just like that time, it won't be anywhere near the gate where passports are checked. you won't see them carrying the kids through security giving the people the kids passports, or if you see them carrying kids off a plane, we won't see them getting ON the plane w the kids. the only thing they could do is board sep, the kids w the real parents, then just agree to carry the kids off the plane.   thats the closest they could get to "proving" they flew w the kids. ben and sophie board on their own. kids and real parents board , ben and sophie carry kids off the plane. maybe they could carry the kids on the plane, but after the real parents have gone through security w the kids passports etc. yeah, they could do that. take pictures carrying the kids on or past security, then carrying off. they won't be able to give the kids passports or anything.   or, you know, PR, just have the paps video them carrying the kids through security, giving security the kids passports w NO other documentation (like a letter from the real parents) then have them get off the plane. its all too risky. if they had real children that were theirs, this would be easy. but they don't, so we wont ever see them w the kids near security. if we do, it will be very staged to avoid seeing the real parents or any letter giving permission to fly w the kids
Anna:  Nonny, I’m not asking for miracles, so I don’t really expect them to be photographed passing through security or checking in.  I’m just asking for a convincing pap walk with both of the pillows; especially after Ben stated his family follows him wherever his work leads him whenever he has to be away from home for more than a weekend...
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FF#1 Anon:   Me and Mr. FF#1 will be heading over the border to the US for a week. I don’t know how much I’ll be in your blog in that time but what a great send off with the airport pap walk. I saved them all to my phone so I can giggle endlessly
Anna:  I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself FF#1; I feel the exact same way!  Have a wonderful trip and give Mr FF#1 my best!  :D
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JT Anon:  ok ok ok ok, so he doesn't just force sophie to take a sep plane and struggle w the kids alone ALL the time. SOMETIMES he makes a nanny take a sep plane w the kids!! nah, this is one of those rare occasions he left the kid for more than 48 hrs. must be hard since apparently he doesn't do that...expect now...unless the kids are riding w the help in coach on a sep plane. Thanks PR for answering all our laughing at ben making his wife and kids take a sep plane! no kids, i know. can't blur faces
Anna:  Boooooooo JT!  I object!!!  I’ve been promised a family trip and I want it even if the pillows magically appear on an NYC street pap walk before the LL event tomorrow   :P
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CMA Anon:   Come on, praise when praise is due - they have at least learned *how* to hold hands properly even if they're not clued up on *when*.
Anna:  CMA, I just hope it doesn’t take them another 4 years to muster the art of human hand holding at the appropriate instances...
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Discerning Anon:  NYC weather - It was raining yesterday afternoon and evening and was in the low 60s. This morning it is raining, it was raining harder earlier but should clear up this afternoon, it’s now humid and in the 70s. It might rain tonight. Friday was originally reported to be raining all day, but that has since been updated to just rain in the evening probably and in the 60s. Saturday rain all day, maybe heavy at times, 60s.
Please plan your pap-ops accordingly. 
Anna:  Discerning Anon, you’re SO accommodating!   I’m sure the Intern would like to thank you from the bottom of his heart  :o)
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sunshiney-souls · 5 years ago
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i, personally, don’t agree w/ quite a few points in here (even tho this theory is very interesting & i wouldn’t put it past the writers that there’s a scheme behind them “splitting) but i feel the need to point out some things.
it’s been two whole years, people can change A LOT. here’s what i mean.
We already saw how much monse had changed into a product of her environment (as most everyone does). She was so prepared to go into this rich kid school w/ a chip on her shoulder of being the girl from the streets. Now she doesn’t even look like her old self & she fits right in. she’s changed & i think she’s drifted from the other four without even realizing how far she’s drifted.
Now as of Jamal, OP noted how he shows none of the nervous energy that he has been for the entire show. How he fits right in with the basketball team even thought the first season was him hating basketball. Addressing his nervous energy that isn’t there, imma go back to how people change. i know i, personally, got 10x more confident in myself in high school, that’s probably what happened there. However, I do agree that it’s weird how he’s now playing football when earlier he hated it ? i don’t know anyone in person who’s done that.
Ceaser? totally in character. OP said how he’d never turn against his real family but look how much they were already drifting because of what they were planning to do to Cuchillos! they couldn’t even look each other in the eyes and barely be in the same room as each other. they most likely continued to drift and Ceaser ended up feeling completely alone. Monse probably got busy with her new school work and her new friends and it caused them to split (explaining his broken heart tattoo) which leads to him turning to the only family he truly knows. he was basically born into the Santos, he knows how it runs and he knows how they look out for each other. it doesn’t surpise me at all that he’s gone to the streets now.
Ruby and Jasmine seem to also be perfectly in character. OP pointed out how she seems normal and doesn’t stand out? Jasmine and Monse had the entire conversation about how she’s that out there and showy as, basically, a defense mechanicsm. she outwardly loved herself so much because she didn’t believe anyone else would. now that she and Ruby are a thing, she doesn’t need to wear her individuality on her sleeve like before. she knows she’s worthy of being loved and that’s all that matters is that her and Ruby know they love each other. As for Ruby looking like an “e-boy”... did we all just forget that he was SHOT? and saw the girl he was in love with die in his arms? did we all forget the enormous panic attack he went through after the dance & all the other panic attacks that he faced in season 2? he talked so much about how he wants to be himself again and how he feels numb to everything and i mean hello ??? PTSD can really change someone, even if they’ve healthily worked through it, they can still be different. Ruby has changed since everything that happened & who’s to say he wont change again?
Time changes people, greatly. especially two years.
Okay so... I know everyone else is just as torn up about the results of the 2 yr time jump at the end (and let’s be real, we’d all have been happier if they left it at Monse saying bye from the car) BUT I have a theory. This group, as dysfunctional as they are, has a thing for elaborate schemes. Bare with me. This will take a minute to explain.
A few things didn’t sit right with me/stuck out to me, so hear me out:
-Monse still has the picture on her nightstand. Sure it’s not in “prime viewing area,” but it’s there. That’s gotta mean something, you know? Also, she has a photo of her and her siblings, so that means she’s probably been back home in that span of time (obviously) so I don’t think she’s completely avoided the guys (and Jasmine)
-Jamal suddenly got his ears pierced and playing, of all things, football? Okay. It’s not like he spent THE WHOLE FIRST SEASON trying to escape football. And he seems comfortable. Like he’s adapted to this group of ppl, like he’s figured out how to act around them in a way that doesn’t set ppl off from him. He shows almost none of the nervous energy that makes up his character.
-Ruby’s whole look had me suspicious. He looks like Jason Genao not Ruby Martinez. His hair isn’t fixed, he looks tired as hell, and he’s wearing a... Misfits shirt? How did he go from clean cut, button-ups to lowkey e-boy? Did he suddenly download Pinterest/Tiktok and feel the need to switch up his look?
-Jasmine herself didn’t stick out to me too much. She seems normal, and I have to say, I was happy to see her and Ruby looking comfortable together. BUT what I did notice was when Ruby and Jamal make that split second eye contact, both of their faces completely change, and Jasmine, who is clearly looking at Ruby, doesn’t even notice. She is #1 at spotting when Ruby isn’t feeling right or when he’s off. If something was up, she’d have had something to say or at least make some kind of movement to see what made his expression change so quickly.
-and Cesar. I know they were trying to set that whole thing up when he started getting super bitter at Oscar, but really? He wouldn’t betray his real family that way. He’s all about loyalty, and even after all of the tension that came up there towards the end, there’s no way he would become a fully-fledged Santo unless it meant he was keeping someone safe. I know he started getting cool w the Santos when that one guy sided with him, but after everything they’ve put him and his family (Oscar, Ray, the core4) through, it just doesn’t make sense.
-I love Oscar’s bit. I LOVE IT. He deserves to have a normal life where he gives and receives love, and I’m happy. However, we still don’t know where he is now. I’m sure we’re supposed to assume it’s his own house somewhere away from Freeridge, but idk something seems... off.
MY THEORY:
The time jump is only so we don’t start questioning why everything keeps happening so close together. We’ve had 3 seasons of back-to-back conflicts. Yeah, the seasons span across a significant amount of time, but like with other shows, it gets boring and unrealistic to believe that all of these Big Problems would happen to the same ppl year after year.
In that 2 year gap, something else has happened, and the crew has to go separate ways. or APPEAR to have split apart. I have no idea what or why, but I have a feeling this is all on purpose.
THAT LOOK that Ruby and Jamal shared didn’t rlly look like a “that’s my best friend I haven’t talked to in a long time and now we aren’t friends anymore” look, ya feel? It could have just as easily been a “I know we aren’t supposed to associate in public but I need to speak” look or something similar. They both looked worried, not sad. Ruby’s expression seemed almost anxious. AND AGAIN, Jasmine didn’t make any move to see what made Ruby’s expression change so quickly.
I could easily see the Santos being an asset to whatever they have going down, so Cesar getting in their good graces can make sense, but not just that he became a hardened gang member like that clip was meant to make us believe. Similarly to how I said Oscar wouldn’t have joined if he didn’t think it was the right thing to do, Oscar wouldn’t let him for the same reason. He expressed a couple times that he considers himself Cesar’s father, and y’all rlly think he’d have allowed Cesar to put himself in that situation if he didn’t think Cesar would be safe coming out of it? Why would the writers emphasize on how Oscar wants a life outside of gangs and feels such a paternal responsibility over Cesar if it all ends with Cesar joining the gang Oscar so wanted to leave?
Things just don’t add up. Please let me know if you have any critiques of my theory. I just finished it a few hours ago, and it’s all I’ve been able to think about.
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im dio from jojos bizarre adventure and my bf is jonathan and he wont admit it. i KNOW i remember specifically killing hima nd keeping his skull and he keeps denying it bc he doesnt want me to feel bad. im frustrated that he wont be honest to me so that we can move on. i caught him rbing a photoset of himself and he tagged it as kin and when i asked he just said "oh im agreeing w op" like i KNOW your not! i just want him to be honest to both me and him so that we can move on..
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riku-izanami · 3 years ago
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*inside ironwood's office*
Ironwood: Mrs. Scarlatina....please calm down so we can...
Velvet: calm down? CALM DOWN?!....I'M COMPLETELY CALM!
Ironwood:.....right....anyways Ms. Adel kidnap Mr. Arc so she could...
Velvet:TAKE HIM ALL FOR HERSELF CAUSE SHE'S A DIRTY LITTLE....
*with the rest of our cast. All they hear are very muffled screams of velvet*
Neo: "She's taking this personally"
Fran: well our family can be very territorial when it comes to mates *sweat drop*
Sienna: understandable, I'm like with my men as well
Pyrrha: ARRRGHHH, We're getting no where. We should be looking for jaune....not dealing with bunny girl's.....*miruko & fran: gives her the look*......sorry....velvet's problem
Vernal: as much as i want agree......she is the only one who knows where this...coco might take him
Salem: beside, im enjoy this little voyage. I rarely leave the grimm lands
*ironwood's door burst open with velvet stomping out*
Velvet: AND IF I EVER SEE THAT LITTLE TRAMP AGAIN I'LL......
*she never finished since coco sudden body slamed into her*
Velvet: ACK!
Coco: *Crying*OHVELVETI'MSOSORRYFORSTEALINGJAUNE.ILLGLADLYTAKEANYPUNISHMENTYOUTHROWATMEBECAUSEOURFRIENDSHIOMEANSNORETHAN....
Velvet:*croakin*coco....please......stop...you're crushing my wind pipe.
Coco: oh shit.....*drops her* sorry
*Everyone in (minus miruko, fran & some of the ace ops) immediately dumb rushed her questions*
P/S/V/R/W/H/N: WHERE'S JAUNE/Arc/WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY KING/ IS HE SAFE/ YOU HERE/ WHERE'S BLONDIE/ Where'd you get you outfit, i like it
Everyone:........
Neo:..."what.....it's a nice outfit*
Coco: *backing away from the mob* first jaune's fine, second he's with my parents helping there fashion show, & third i came here to apologize to velvet
Velvet: *raising an eyebrow*...why would you do that (like I wont kill you either way)
Coco:...well....
*flashb.....*
Coco: to make a long story short jaune woke ul from his hangover, straight insult us for ruining a perfect friendship over a boy, then passed out again.
Salem:...why did he pass out? *grim tentacles slow manifested*
Coco: uh because motion sickness & a hangover dont mix
Salem:...oh..*backs off*
Raven: when he did motion sickness? That doesnt make any sense
Pyrrha: he's alway had. Its very common you know
Harriet: ladies...
Winter: inhave read reports about some of troops having it
Harriet:...Ladies...
Sienna: seems like a very human thing to have
P/R/V/W: What's that supposed to mean?
Harriet: LADIES!
Everyone: *turns to harriet*
Harriet: i think were forgetting something rather important....
Everyone:...?
Harriet: *looks at coco*..is he still with your parents?
Coco:...hmmm....he should be......I'll ask *pulls out her scroll*......hey mom, how the show going.....uh......really.....well that great to hear...
P/N/S/R/V/W/H/V: GET OUT WITH IT
Coco: oh that...it's nothing...oh by the way, is jaune still there......oh....i see....love you bye *hangs up*
P/N/S/R/V/W/H/V: Well?!
Coco: he left a half hour ago, said he was gonna explore atlas for a bit. But i got an awesome rating on my new designs!
P/N/S/R/V/W/H/V:........😡
Coco:...what...
*P/N/V/W/H/V jumled at coco. Which shortly became an all out brawl with some of more mature members of the party deciding find the blondie*
Sienna: *to salem* should we go
Salem: indeed, raven do you.....*raven: come on Vernal! I taught you better than that!*.....never mind. Sienna was it, let's go
*the duo leaves the building*
Clover: *to ironwood* should we stop this, and monitor salem & sienna*
Ironwood:.....i think I'm gonna get a drink. I'm buying
*the male ace members shrug and follow the general*
Fran: I'm gonna follow the other 2. They seem to be good company. You'll keep an eye on velvet mir?
*miruko was too busy placing bets with elm to hear her*
Fran: I'll take that as a yes....
*MEANWHILE, with jaune*
???: thank you for helping with me with my bags, It wasn't too mych trouble was it?
Jaune: *carrying multiple bags of clothes & other items* it's no problem miss. I'm use to it *smiling brightly*
???: well, here we are.*gesture to the mansion*
Jaune: woah.....i figured you rich but i had no idea....
???: You look like you could yse some rest. Please have a drink with me
Jaune: I'd be delighted to miss.....?
Willow: schnee.....but you can call me willow~~
(And done. this took a bit longer than usual mainly cause i had to brain story who was gonna be next & how to link coco back into the fray. Also seems like some of the older women are cuting the younger girls loose. Could they get jaune first...ehh...probably not.
Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah, and happy Kwanzaa
*Ring Ring*
Pyrrha: Hello
?????: Hello miss Nikos.
Pyrrha: Who is this?
?????: That is not important. What is important is that we have your boyfriend.
Pyrrha: Boyfriend?
?????: I believe his name is Jaune
Pyrrha:
?????: Miss Nikos, are you there?
Pyrrha: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Jaune go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
?????: *Hangs up*
Meanwhile
Roman: Holly shit! Neo, let him go!
Neo: *Sign language stuff*
Roman: Didn’t you hear her?! I’m not risking my life for a couple of lien. Let the boy go!
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elliotthezubat · 7 years ago
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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 90
as hell breaks loose in the slums, shinra and company face a powerful foe
later on, the practical exams for class 1-A take place
Adam: *carrying a grocery bag* "...Is something burning?"
Gogol: "It happens--someone microwaves popcorn too long--" *turns the corner, sees smoke everywhere* "...Big bag of popcorn..."
Adam: .____. "...This seems..."
*The face of someone with eyes missing appears*
Adam: "Gah!" *covers his face*
Gogol: "??? What's with you?"
Adam: "I-I...saw something?"
Gogol: "..."
-elsewhere-
sasori: .........
panda: im telling you, lets go home already, you agree with me, right sancho?
Sancho: *nods* "_We_ aren't fire people, Inka! _We_ can't do this!"
Inka: "

Fine...I survived one fire, I can survive this. Sasori, let's go..."
sasori:......!!!!!
*Someone tall, hulking, and wearing a bandanna over his eyes appears*
Charon: "Long time, no see...Inka."
panda: ??!!! um.....
Inka: *freezes, tenses...turns...* "...Oh no..."
sasori: *defensive stance* who the hell are you?
Charon: *bumps into Sancho* "Inka, you saw her, didn't you? Did she tell you that you are the new Pillar?"
Inka: "Wh-What the hell...How did you--"
sasori: ??? pillar? what are you on about?!
Sancho: "Hey! Watch where you're walking--" *reaches for Charon's arm* "That's really rude--"
Inka: "!!! Wait!" *sees a fire line--*
*SPLURT*
*--piercing through Sancho*
sasori: !!!!
Sancho: "..."
panda: !!!!!!!
Sancho: *blood pours from his mouth, his chest and arm not just torn but eviscerated...he collapses, blood draining from him*
Inka: *stares blankly*
panda: *too paralyzed by fear to move, hyperventilating*
sasori: (this is bad.....)
Inka: "...How?"
Charon: "Oh, that? You get used to it."
-SCORPION TAIL SLASH-
sasori: ....INKA! *grabs inka's wrist* LET'S GO! *runs with her*
Inka: *too stunned to do anything but follow*
Charon: "?!! Hey! Come back with the Pillar!"
???: OH NO YA DONT!
Charon: "??? Who--"
-KICK TO THE FACE-
shinra: owned.
Charon: "..." *just tilts his head* "..."
shinra: .w. eh?
Charon: "..." *pulls back his fist--and slams it into the side of Shinra's head*
shinra: !!!! *knocked back* um...what the hell?
Charon: "Ah, Shinra Kusakabe. Excellent. This shortens my work. You're coming with me to the Preacher."
shinra: um. yeeeah that isnt gonna happen, buddy.
*It sounds people are marching up behind Shinra*
shinra: *rolls eyes* oh great.
*There are Hoods lined up behind Shinra, marching*
Hoods: *chanting* "One, overwhelm! Two, assault! Three--" *howl*
shinra: what is this a parad-
Charon: *slams his elbow into Shinra's side*
shinra: OW!
Charon: "Now, come along quietly, then we'll pick up the other Pillar--"
shinra: fuck no, you guys are assholes!
Charon: "Perhaps--but we have God on our side." *marches towards Shinra...and something explosions behind him with each footstep*
shinra:.... *nervous smile* (uh oh)
Charon: *reaches for Shinra's head*
shinra: OxO *gulps*
Charon: *clutches him by the head, lifts him up--thne flings him forward through the slums*
shinra: *SCREEEEEAM*
-elsewhere in the slums-
tamaki: =~= *now without the habbit hat*
Takehisa: "They are awful creatures..."
nozomi: *setting up equipment* on the bright side, you didnt have any lewd incidents.
tamaki: *cold stare*
nozomi: oxo.... ^^;;;;
tamaki: *grumbles* lets just get this overwith- *trips and faceplants* OW!
iris: *helps her up* ^^;
tamaki: today sucks.
-elsewhere-
nea: what the hell is going on here?!
Burns: "Stay back, please. We are dealing with this fire..."
nea: my friend is in there! if you wont go after him, i will! *storms past him*
*The homeless shelter is burning down*
Bystander #1: "He's still in there! He pushed us out and held up the roof so we could escape!"
Bystander #2: "He's going to die!"
Burns: "?!!! Hey!"
nea: *runs in* SHOWTARO! SHOWTARO WHERE ARE YOU?!
Burns: *stops at the building, trying to pull her out--*
nea: *GUT PUNCH*
Burns: "UMPH!"
*The fire is roaring inside...There is debris...*
Burns: *lets go, knocked back*
nea: SHOWTARO YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD!
*Is that debris...on fire? Not from outside...but inside?*
nea: ?!
*A moan...or bird caw...comes from under the debris...*
nea: showtaro?!
*An arm pops out...it has talons...and is on fire*
Shotaro: "Help..."
nea: !!! hold on! *moving debris*
*Shotaro is...on fire! And kind of looks like a bird...He has a bone in his 'beak'*
nea: that's-
Shotaro: "I...may have found a phoenix bone?" *weak laugh*
nea: how did-...n-nevermind. *lifting him up* lets get out of here... *flees*
Shotaro: "Thank you..." *passes out*
nea: !!!!....(at least he's breathing....)
-elsewhere-
Infernal #1: "UUAUUUUUU..."
karin: *FISTICUFF PUNCH* return to the flames!
Infernal #1: *moans*
*Infernal #1 starts shattering...*
karin: how're things on your end, commander?
Akitaru: "Working on it!" *slams the spiked Halligan Bar into another Infernal*
nozomi: we just got word that other brigades have sent squadrons out to the slums!
Akitaru: "Great! Where are--"
*An Infernal breaks through the building behind him*
-TENTACLE PUNCH-
lisa:...*shaking* *pant*
Infernal #3: *knocked back*
Vulcan: "Lisa!"
lisa:...i-im ok....commander?
Akitaru: "..." *smiles* "I'm fine. Thank you. Can you hold up?"
lisa: i-i think so....
-elsewhere-
haumea: *whistling*
Hood #5: *radio signal* "Lady Haumea, this is the 27th person we have turned. They are not a Pillar--but they are now an Infernal."
haumea: well damn.
Hood #6: "We may have a Flame Demon coming..."
guruna: on the bright side, i managed to recruit some followers, kururu~@
haumea:....*smirks and turns the corner*.....!!!!!!!!!!
Gogol: *walking* "--and so I said, 'Every short-cut is just a journey you haven't appreciated--'" *spots Haumea* "...What a goofy outfit..."
haumea: ASSAULT?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!
Gogol: "???" *looks at Adam*
Adam: "... ... ..." *opens his mouth* "...Who are you?"
haumea: dont play funny with me you little shit! get over here this instant!
Adam: "..." *looks at Gogol* ._. "...She seems to know me?"
Gogol: "Yeah, but she's kind of cranky. Plus, I think she's blind--"
haumea: you incompetent OAF!! *electro shock at adam*
Adam: *shocked* "GAH!!!!" *clutches his head*
*Something hits his brain...an image in a mirror*
Adam: "A-As-Ass--"
haumea: YOU! who are you, and why do you have assault with you?!
Gogol: "?!!! What is she doing to you?!" *turns to Haumea* "He's my buddy! Sort of! Kind of! Wait, who are you anyway? Are you from the museum? Did you steal from the Egyptian exhibit?"
haumea: did _you_ run away from the circus? and get a shitty braid to boot?
Gogol: "IT IS AN AWESOME BRAID, AND SCREW YOU!" >3<
Adam: *groaning, clutching his head* "Ass...Ass...ault..."
-SHA-SHOCK-
Gogol: *shaking for a few seconds* "..." *coughs up smoke* "Hmm...You vape, too, then?"
haumea: I AM GOING TO SKIN YOU AND WEAR YOU AS A WINTER COAT!!
Gogol: "Fool!" *leaps, landing on a rooftop* "No one makes a coat but me! Or my name isn't Akaky Akakievich Bashmachkin!"
haumea:.....what?
Gogol: "AND IT'S NOT!" ^w^
haumea: .....this is stupid. assault, let's go home. you're grounded when we get back.
Adam: "Assault...Assault...ASSAULT!!!" *lights up on fire*
Gogol: OwO "Oooooo~ That's new."
haumea: good boy....finish him off, will you?
Adam: *summons a giant fire bullet* "ASSAULT..."
Gogol: OwO;;;; "..." *leaps down, holds Haumea in front of him* "Now you see me..."
haumea: ?!!
Adam: "DAMN CAT GIRL!!!" *flings the bullet...towards Gogol...and Haumea*
Gogol: *opens his coat--and a steam roller explodes out at Haumea*
haumea: O_O 
well cock.
*BOOOOOOM*
Gogol: *stands, the fire blast blowing by him...along with an eyemask* "Oooh, souvenir!" *pockets it, takes out a tea tray, sips fresh brewed tea*
haumea:....*covered in soot*.....*cough*......*cold glare at them both, but covering her eyes*
Adam/Assault: *panting* "Assault...kill...nun!" *looks at Haumea* "...CROWBAR!"
Gogol: ^w^ "I think Ass-y is not happy with either of us~"
-SLAPS-
haumea: START. MAKING. SENSE.
Assault?: "... ... ..." *looks* "...Lady Haumea? ...Why are you underground? And on fire?"
haumea:...................*GLARE*
Adam?: "..." *smiles* *waves* "Bye, Ratman!"
haumea: *drags him away by the ear*
-elsewhere-
shinra: rrk-....ugh....what the hell....*sitting up* THAT....WAS OP! NOT COOL MAN!
Charon: "Stand down, boy...or I'll make it hurt."
shinra: *flips him off* *RAPID KICK*
Charon: *no reaction* "...Time to discipline you..." *grabs his ankle* "Then find where that girl took Inka--"
shinra: !!!! LET GO OF ME, YOU BOULDER!!!
Charon: "Haumea said I had to bring you in alive..." *grins* "She never said whole..." *tugs on his leg* "Discipline..."
shinra: !!!!!!
-FIRE FEATHER BULLET-
Charon: *lets go* "What?!"
ryuuko: *fires another row of feathers*
shinra: THANKS RYUUKO!
ryuuko: no problem! go find that girl!
shinra: WILL DO! *flies off*
Charon: "What manner of bird or human are you? You're not an Adora Burst, are you?"
ryuuko: no. just a soldier protecting people.
-elsewhere-
sasori: *pant pant* i dont think...we were followed....
Inka: "..." *falls back against a wall* "Wow...Sancho..." *puts a hand over her heart*
sasori: inka come on, we have to keep going!
{Charon: "You get used to it..."}
Inka: "What did he mean?"
sasori: lets worry about that later and get out of here.
shinra: hey
sasori: *SLASH*
shinra: *dodge* yikes!
Inka: "?!"
sasori: what do YOU what?!
Inka: "..." *looks down* "No shoes?"
shinra: heard you guys were in a bit of a pickle, well, im here to help you out and get you somewhere safe. ^^
sasori: how can we trust a fire brigade member?
shinra: uhhhh cause fire brigades _help_ people?
Inka: "...'Help'? ...What you charging?"
shinra: im not charging anything. scouts honor. ^^
sasori: .....
shinra: it's dangerous to stay here now, so let's get you somewhere out of harm's wa-
Inka: "No fun, no thanks."
shinra: ._. pardon?
Inka: *her hand is still over her chest, as she smiles* "It hasn't stopped beating..." *silly laugh* "This...is exciting."
shinra: ma'am? are you ok?
sasori: inka....
Inka: "Back off, soldier-boy!" *looks at Sasori* "You don't trust this guy, right?" *takes Sasori's hands* "Let's get out of here! Let's keep running!"
shinra: h-hey wait!
sasori:..... *follows*
Inka: "Ha ha ha!"
shinra: *runs after*
-elsewhere-
maki: ok, that takes care of this section-
-SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH-
tamaki: ??!!
karin: what the hell?!
*From the smoke...a horned figure is seen*
-elsewhere-
dahlia: it appears a demon has awoken...
Jonah: "Neat!"
guruna: kurururururu~@ how exciting~@
Jonah: "What next? I could disguise some Hoods..."
guruna: let's see how the handle-..... O/////w///////O TAMAKIIIIIIINS~<3 SHE'S SO CUTE IN HER NUN OUTFIT I COULD DIIIIIE~<@3
tamaki: *cringe* i just felt a chill up my spine....
Jonah: .w.;;;
Vulcan: "In this heat?!"
horned flame human: *CHARGES*
Vulcan: *aims a sonar ball--but the Demon smacks it out of his hand* "Gah!" *clutching his hand*
???: "Freeze."
tamaki: ??!!
*An ice blast encases the demon*
???: "Come on!" *someone picks up Tamaki*
tamaki: WOAH!
Yotsuba: *carrying Tamaki* "Long time no see, bestie!"
tamaki:.... oh greeeeeeeat. just who i wanted to see =_=#
guruna:....who....the fuck....is..._THAT_?! OvO#
Yotsuba: "No worries! Your commander called ours, then Burns said, 'I'm not doing that! Send Fulham and that annoying girl--' He's so funny like that!" *giggles*
nozomi: father fulham, miss yotsuba, glad to see you.
tamaki: =_____= *siiiiigh* (at least burns and i agree on _one_ thing)
Fulham: *nods* "You as well." *looks at Tamaki* "...You had no other nuns?"
tamaki: ........i had the habit hat.....a bird shat on it.
iris: we're still recruiting. ^^
Yotsuba: OwO "I can help!" *holds up...matching...bedazzled...habits*
iris: .____.
Yotsuba: ^w^ "I carry these for just such an emergency."
guruna:.....i'm going to burn that little sow until she's nothing but ashes. hehehehehe....i wanna kill her so muuuuuch~
Jonah: *changes his face into Fulham's--and starts making Muppet mouth movements* "MAH MAH MAH! I'm frigid and make dumb ice puns!"
guruna: HAHAHA im gonna go murder that bitch now.
dahlia: guruna, no.
guruna: GURUNA YES!
Yotsuba: "It looks super!"
Fulham: "...They look like the 1980s vomited. Ziggy Stardust weeps."
Jonah: "Guruna, no! ...We need ropes and razor blades."
guruna: *POUTS* i want sparkle bitch and knight boy dead.
Jonah: "I know...but first I want to cut off their faces for my collection~ Knight Boy already unmasked my GLORIOUS ART, AND I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN HIM!" *stamps his foot*
dahlia: children, lets not be too hasty with obsessive crushes-
-another vehicle pulls up; the firefly-
miwa: we late to the party?
misora: =3= this heat is frizzing my hair up!
Jonah: *heart eyes* "...Oh yes."
dahlia: .........................................................................
Vulcan: *clutching his hand* "Yeah, we could use more help..."
Fulham: "And that ice is not going to hold against a Demon..."
Victor: "WE NEED THE SEVENTH! WE NEED MONSTERS TO BEAT MONSTERS!" *shaking*
nayumi: woah there, lay off the bull.
misora: nice outfit, tamaki.
tamaki:............................
Victor: "BUT THE FLAME DEMON TRADITIONALLY REACHES TEMPERATURES STARTING AT 800 DEGREES CELSIUS, INCREASING EXPONENTIALLY AT .1 DEGREE PER SECOND--"
sayu: *KICK TO THE BALLS* CALM DOWN MR!
misora: ._.
tamaki: ._.
Yotsuba: "Hello, new friend--I'm Tamaki's friend, Yotsuba!" *stares* "...Are you a bitch?"
Victor: .____. "..." *collapses*
misora: who are you talking to?
sayu: im not a doggy.
Yotsuba: *points at Misora* "The bitch."
misora: EXCUSE ME?! i mean. nope~ just everyone's favorite idol, forever 17 years old, misora hina~<3
tamaki:.................
Yotsuba: "...Yeah, I don't like your music~" ^w^
misora: ^w^........ OwO# the fuck you say?
Yotsuba: ^w^# "Yep."
guruna: OH SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Jonah: "...Oh, I want her head now."
guruna: let's murder her.
Jonah: "YES!"
Fulham: -__-# "No wonder you need our help...And no wonder Burns punishes me with this 'good luck' charm..."
miwa: time out everyone, lets focus on fighting the flame humans instead of each other, ok?
tamaki:...*sigh* she's right. iris, nayumi, help me with this nun stuff.
nayumi: any time
iris: right.
Fulham: "I need muscle to tackle any Demons, someone who can provide me cover, and some shields..."
-elsewhere-
fang-hua: *throws a bomb at a flame human*
-BOOOOM-
fang-hua: damn, this is a lot of them.
Tsukiyo: *hops down next to her, pants* "I saw...10 more...or maybe 15...up ahead..."
fang-hua: darn. commander?
Benimaru: "...It'd be easier if we were back home--we could just burn it all down."
fang-hua: tsukiyo and i will check for survivors and evacuate them.
Tsukiyo: =n= "This is exhausting..." *follows*
Benimaru: *cross his arms, looking at the fire*
fang-hua: tsukiyo, did you want to try out your new weapon?
Tsukiyo: "..." *smiles* "Yes!" *opens her shoulder bag--and somehow pulls out a mallet three times as big as it*
flame human: o_O
Tsukiyo: *pulls back* "Let's dance!" *swings*
-several flame humans are knocked back-
-elsewhere-
shinra: darn, lost them again....
ryuuko: *flying over* d-damn..he's relentless....
*Someone is...running _through_ buildings--slamming through their walls*
*The ground is shaking*
shinra: ._. oh no
*BOOM*
ryuuko: !!!!
shinra: !!!
ryuuko: i'll handle him from above! you take the ground!
Charon: *knocks into Shinra*
shinra: GRK-
ryuuko: not what i meant!
Charon: "You are coming with me, Pillar!"
shinra: DUDE! STOP PUNCHING ME! it's rude.
Charon: "Fine--" *lifts his foot*
shinra: *HELLFIRE KICK*
Charon: "?!!! What the h--"
*Charon is knocked back*
shinra: HA! how do you like me now!?
Charon: *knocked down* "..." *sits up...his jacket is on fire* "..." *stares at Shinra*
shinra: OH COME ON ALREADY!!
Charon: *stands...flings off his jacket* "STEP!" *puts one foot forward--and an explosion snakes up towards Shinra*
shinra: !!!
-something lifts him up-
shinra: eh?
tao: *lifting shinra with a monkey tail* hiya ^^
shinra: you're that one girl from the 6th, right?
Charon: "?!!! Get back here--" *sees something pass him by* "..." *looks*
*it's...a bubble?*
Charon: "Wha--"
*BUBBLE GOES BOOM*
shinra: WOAH!
vivian: cheers lovelies~ the cavalry has arrived~<3
Kishiri: "Sorry..." *holds up a convenience store bag* "Needed to get my ammo."
takeru: .~. s-scary..
ryuuko: be careful, he's not natural...
Kishiri: "What, and we are? We're awesome!"
Charon: "GIVE HIM TO ME!"
vivian: we can give you the bird if you'd like~
Charon: "What?! I wanted pillars! What bird do you even have?!"
vivian: *flips him off* ^^
ryuuko:....*glares at kishiri...punch to the arm*
Charon: "!!!! Vile!"
Kishiri: "OW! What was that for?!
ryuuko: you're a bad influence.
-elsewhere-
sasori: *slashing at hoods* damn. there's no end to them...inka? how're you holding up?
Inka: "..." *points at one* "You! What do you want?"
hood: our mission is to bring you back to the preacher, 5th pillar.
sasori: i dont know who this preacher is, but im not gonna-
Inka: "Why do you keep calling me a 'pillar'? Why do you want _me_? Why am I so special?" *starts seeing something around one Hood...it looks like...light?*
sasori: they're talking nonsense! let's just go alread-
Inka: "Wait! Charon--that guy from earlier...Why did he kill Sancho?"
sasori: i dont know...all i know is he's dangerous and we should stay away from him or get ourselves murdered.....
Inka: "... ..." *smiles* "It's exciting."
sasori: ??
Inka: "...I'm not going to escape them, am I?" *sees something around the Hoods...a light snaking through them...but then a word appears* "??? 'Start'?"
sasori: 'start'?
hood: ??
{???: "What you doing, kiddo?"}
{Five-year-old Inka: *has a coloring and activity book in front of her* "Playing maze!" *smiles*}
Inka: "..." *points at 'Start,' and follows it--*
hood: ???
Inka: "Aaaaaaand 'Goal'?"
Inka: *taps 'Goal'*
hood: wait-
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOM*
Inka: !!!!!
hood: *SCREAMS*
Hood #2: "MY EYES!"
sasori:....inka wha-what the hell did you just do?!
Inka: "I-I don't know! ... ... ..." *smiles* "Heh."
sasori: ......
-elsewhere-
Akitaru: "How you holding up?"
padma: that takes care of those ones. now we just have to take out the horned one.
Akitaru: "But we need more help with evacuation..."
Relan: *bandaging bystanders*
nozomi: anyone have any ideas?
???: "There they are! Commander Obi!"
Akitaru: "???"
nozomi: ???
taguchi: *salutes* it's a honor to be working with you sir!
Akitaru: *salutes* "Great...Um, I don't know you?"
Tokuyama: "Captain Tokuyama, sir! Company 5! Big fan! You are not the gorilla Commander Hibana says you are!"
Akitaru: "...Hibana has male captains?"
Tokuyama: "Ha! Good one, sir!" ^_^
taguchi: ^^;
himari: *shivering* Q~Q k-keep it together, himari....y-you can do this....
Akitaru: "..." *goofy grin* "Yes! The Fire Forces got our message!" *spots Himari* "???"
himari: Q_______Q noooooooo i cant do this! there's too many people here! im gonna pass out!
Akitaru: "Commander, it's gonna be okay..." *shoulder pat* "You command the Third. And I appreciate your presence here."
himari: *shaking* t-t-t-THANKYOUMROUBI!!
Akitaru: ^^; "Now, then, let's get to work! Tokuyama, Taguchi, please evacuate, and get Relan and my soldiers more medical supplies. Himari, you're with me--we're holding the front!"
himari: y-y-yessir!!
taguchi: got it!
Tokuyama: "Angels, lead survivors to the ambulances!"
angels: on it!
Victor: *counting the fires on Vulcan's tablet* "Too many, too many..."
misora: what's the hold up, scruffy?
Victor: "At this rate, the slums will be destroyed--then it will spread to the other sectors, then take over the city--"
*CRACK*
misora: OxO what was that?
Victor: "Oh, yeah--and that Horn Demon will get out of the ice in 13 minutes, 27 seconds."
*CRACK CRACK*
Victor: Q_Q "...I forgot to carry the 2. 2 minutes, 21 seconds."
Fulham: "Shit..."
*defensive stance*
-elsewhere-
shinra: damn, he still wont go down.
Charon: *pants* "STEP!" *moves forward--but no explosion*
ryuuko: *observing*
shinra: ideas?
ryuuko: physical attacks seem to increase his damage....for now, let's just watch and see.
takeru: >~<;;;
Kishiri: "We could encase him in gum--but he'd rip it off pretty quickly."
Charon: "..." *walks to a wall--and starts banging his head against it*
Kishiri: .___.;
shinra: well, we're pretty much in a rut. anyone have any ideas?
tao: maybe we can trap him?
shinra: hmmm but how?
Kishiri: "...More gum?" O~O
Charon: *roars* "That's the stuff!" *slams his foot* "STEP!" *explosion in front of Shinra and the others*
vivian: O.O;
shinra: >~< (GIVE SOMEONE HERE AN IDEA! LITERALLY ANYONE HERE!)
tao: i ever tell you the story of the carp that swam up a waterfall and became a dragon?
shinra: what does fish have to do with-....(fish....fishing....bait...bait!) guys, i may have some part of a plan. it's gonna sound crazy, probably suicidal, but hear me out...
-outside-
Charon: "PILLAR! I am bringing you with me! Our leader demands it!"
shinra: *steps out, hands up*
Charon: *smiles* "Good...You are surrendering."
shinra: *he says nothing*
Charon: "Step over..."
shinra: *one step forwards*
Charon: "CLOSER!"
shinra:...*step to the side*
Charon: "?!"
shinra: *RAPID KICK*
Charon: "!!!" *knocked down*
shinra: *grins*
Charon: *slams into a building--through its wall* "..." *a dress falls on his head* "..."
shinra: that was easy...
Charon: "..."
*The ground shakes--exploding a window behind Shinra, sending glass shards behind him*
shinra: ACK!
ryuuko:.....sir, you are a 3rd generation, yes?
Charon: "..." *smiles*
ryuuko:.....second generation, then?
Charon: "How'd you guess?"
ryuuko: i didnt. you told me.
Charon: "Hmph...Just a matter of subterfuge..." *slams his foot--ripping another hole in the ground*
ryuuko: fascinating. how _does_ that ability work? asking for a friend who researches abilities.
Charon: "Ah, trying to ask me questions to extend your life before I kill you and take Kusakabe with me?"
ryuuko: you didnt exactly answer my question. please?
Charon: "Hmph...Isn't it obvious? I _absorb_ fire-related attacks, store it, then release it with my attacks." *marches forward, the earth trembling under each footstep*
ryuuko: i see.
shinra: .....*glances at a glass shard* .....*picks it up*
Charon: "I told you mine...What is yours? It'll be part of our song of the dead when I return to my people..."
shinra: *sneaking up*
ryuuko: is that literal or metaphorical?
Charon: *cracks his knuckles* "Literal song...Your literal death..." *pulls back his fist--*
shinra: *stabs charon with the glass shard*
Charon: *he yells out in pain* *looks down at his abdomen, where he's been stabbed*
shinra *SLASH*
Charon: "You...stabbed...ME?!"
shinra: so as long as we dont use fire, we can beat you?
Charon: "..." *smiles* "Yes...if there weren't other fire users nearby..." *puts his fingers in his mouth--and whistles loudly* "ASSEMBLE!"
shinra: oh shit-
-no one arrives-
Charon: "... ... ... Well...Crap."
vivian: oh, those were friends of yours? it seems they've had a....shocking revelation, fufufu~ ^w^ *fans herself*
Charon: "...You weaklings are more shrewd than I gave you credit..." *turns to face Shinra*
shinra: *already flying off*
Charon: "GET BACK HERE!" *shifts, ready to leap after him--*
tao: *jumps out the window, using her bowstaff as a propeller before slamming it down onto charon*
Charon: *SCREAMS*
vivian: *FAN SLASH*
Charon: "AH! AAAH!" *swings his arm*
-elsewhere-
taguchi: keep firing!
soldiers: *shooting at the horned infernal*
karin: damn, this one's a tough customer.
nozomi: any ideas, victor?
Victor: "CRAP CRAP CRAP! We needed the Seventh! We don't have them! They are the ones who have _the ONLY PEOPLE WHO PUT A HORN DEMON LIKE THIS TO REST_! The First didn't! Not the Second! Or the Third!"
karin: damn.
maki: that'd be a lot of fire power...
Victor: "...Fire..." *looks everywhere* "Fire, fire, everywhere, and not...not... ..." *points at Maki* "MAKI!"
maki: yeah?
Victor: "That fire tornado story you told me about!"
tamaki: oh yeah, i remember that.....and it came to bite me in the ass *mumble mumble*
maki: what about it?
Victor: "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A FIRE TORNADO!" *waving his arms*
maki + tamaki: eh?
Victor: *drawing on the tablet* "Get me every Second Generation in this city!"
padma: what are you planning?
Victor: "We...are going to put out every last fire in this sector _and_ put that Infernal to rest ALL IN ONE GO!!!"
-elsewhere-
maki: *focusing*
padma: ....
Tokuyama: *over incom* "We are in position, over."
taguchi: in position!
Vulcan: "Both teams, in position!"
Akitaru: "Draw him out, Hinawa!"
Takehisa: *firing*
horned infernal: *ROARS*
Victor: *over incom* "Maki! Second Generation! Everyone! Begin, now!"
maki: HAAAAH!
padma: *concentrating*
-all the other 2nd gens are focusing on the center until.....-
-FIRESTORM-
fang-hua: huh....looks like you got competition, commander.
Benimaru: "...Hmph."
Tsukiyo: "Translation: 'Not terrible.'"
-elsewhere-
horned infernal: *CHARGES AND SCREEECHES*
Takehisa: "!!!" ("Bullets are not slowing it down--")
Akitaru: *roars, tackles the Infernal*
karin: commander!!
miwa: what the hell is he doing?!
Akitaru: "...HOOOOOOOOOOOT!" *his mask his catching fire*
-STEAM ATTACK-
horned infernal: *SCREEECH and backs up*
miwa: what were you thinking, man?! this isnt playtime!
Akitaru: *flings off his mask* "I was taking matters into my own hands!"
Vulcan: *calling in on radio* "Hello? Is anyone there?"
karin: what's up, vulcan?
Vulcan: "We're on our way--clear traffic!"
lisa: *honks on the horn*
Takehisa: "??? What is the plan?"
Akitaru: "..." *Excalibur face*
-VRRRRRR-
Vulcan: *points* "Park it there!"
-epic drift parking-
Vulcan: "Awesome! Lower the anchors!"
yu: you got it!
Vulcan: "Lisa, stay on the wheel. Yu, the controls." *kicks open the door* "Grab the Commander!"
Akitaru: "Wait--what?"
-le yoink-
miwa + karin: *pulling him in*
Akitaru: "Hey!"
Vulcan: "Commander, you're on top--you'll aim the water cannon."
Akitaru: "WHAT?!"
miwa: *teasingly* like you havent used a big ol hose before.
karin: *snickers*
Akitaru: >\\\\\< "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!"
yu: ??? am i missing something here?
Vulcan: -_-#
lisa: HORNED INFERNAL, 10 O CLOCK!
Vulcan: "Commander, get up there!"
Akitaru: "St-Stop pushing me!!!"
karin: want one of us to do it?
Vulcan: "No, the Commander is the best bet--given the blow-back on the cannon. And with my hand injured, I can't help..."
Akitaru: O~O *staring at the controls* "UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM..."
miwa: need help?
Vulcan: "He shouldn't--Yu is handling the controls in the cockpit so--"
Akitaru: "STOP ANSWERING FOR ME!!!"
Vulcan: .___.
miwa: yeesh. _someone_ didnt get enough sleep last night.
lisa: *driving forwards*
karin: you got this commander!
miwa: yeah, think of it like a game from the carnival?
{ami: *trying to use the water gun game at a fun fair*}
{chitose: you got it?}
{ami: it's heavy mommy.}
{chitose: there's a trick to these things, you just got to aim and hold 'er steady.}
{ami: holder steady?}
{Akitaru: "Yeah, hold on, and don't move." *smiles*}
{ami: ok papa! *pulls the trigger*}
Akitaru: "...N-No..."
lisa: COMMANDER!
ami?: you can do it, papa!
Akitaru: "...YES!" *grips the water cannon* "HOLD 'ER STEADY!"
lisa: HORNED INFERNAL DEAD AHEAD!
Akitaru: *aims* "Locked on!" *shivering over the trigger*
horned infernal: *ROOOOAR*
lisa: FIRE!
Akitaru: "FIRE!" *presses the button*
-FWEEEEEEEW-
-the infernal is knocked back into the fire-
lisa: GOT 'EM!
Takehisa: "Cannon loaded..." *aims* "Fire!"
padma: *FIRES*
*The cannon shot fires, Takehisa guiding it*
Takehisa: *focused* "Almost..."
maki: ok good. lets finish this off quick, im not gonna be able to hold on much longer!
*The shot follows the Infernal--and strikes!*
pearl: karim! now!
Fulham: "Leave it to me!" *fires a cold blast*
-ICE PILLAR-
maki: success!
Fulham: "...Great. A lifetime supply of ice."
pearl: you did it!.............*hugs him and...*
-smooch-
Fulham: "..." .\\\.
pearl:....s-sorry. i got...carried away... ./////.;;;
-the radio on the matchbox plays 'everybody loves somebody' by dean martin-
Fulham: "..." *smiles* "Don't be."
pearl:... .////.
Vulcan: "???" *looks at the radio*
karin:...thought i'd set the mood ^^
Vulcan: "Sneaky, but apt."
karin:.....*ahem* *turns the radio off* good job everyone.
lisa: *sweatdrop*
-elsewhere-
sasori: what the hell was that?
Inka: *looks* "...Heh...Dangerous city, huh?"
sasori: this whole place is insane....
???: ooooi!
-shinra lands next to them-
shinra: pretty cool, right?
Inka: "...Sasori, who is this dork?"
shinra: D8< we just met several times today!
Inka: "But what's your deal? Sasori seems not to like you."
shinra: well, it's a bit of a long story.
-he explains the situation-
sasori: adora burst? i think i heard hibana mention that during my time in her custody...
shinra: (she knows hibana?) yes. these hoods are very dangerous people. we can keep you both safe from them.
nka: "And we're supposed to go with the guy who did..." *gestures* "...this to Sasori?"
shinra:....(oh, she must be....) look, i understand you have beef with hibana, but she's different from when you met her...mostly.
Inka: "..." *looks at Sasori*
sasori: ...as much as i dont like you, you have a point.....if you really can keep inka safe, then you're our best bet...right inka?
Inka: "...Hard pass."
shinra: ?!
sasori: what?!
Inka: "What, you think you tell me some 'hero' story, I go with you? I'm not some damsel in distress."
shinra: im not saying that you are, but if the hoods capture you, a lot more people are going to get hurt! they took my brother and are using him like a weapon. dont let them do that to you!
Inka: *suddenly up in Shinra's face* "BORING."
shinra: !!!
Inka: "I. Want. Freedom! I go with you, what happens? 'Fire thief arrested, forced to repay money, goes to jail'? No. Thanks!"
shinra: it'd be a hell lot better than being possibly killed!
Inka: "... ..." *her eyes widen--something appears in her pupils...*
*She sees something...*
shinra: *reaching out for her* he-hey...kiddo?
*There's someone...crawling on the floor, her body mangled*
Inka: (It's...me?)
{Vision!Inka: *reaches up a hand* "..."}
Inka: "..." *goofy grin* "Dangerous."
shinra: ???
sasori: inka?
Inka: "I...can't get away from either the Hoods or the firefighters...So which is more exciting?"
shinra: what are you talking about? the hoods caused all this to get to you! they dont care who gets hurt! men, women, others, children, the elderly, it doesnt matter to them!
Inka: *grips Shinra's shoulders* "I don't care!"
shinra: ?!
Inka: "I care about _my_ life!"
-PUNCH-
sasori: ......
shinra: !!!
Inka: O_O(\\\) "...Sasori?"
sasori: *grabs inka by the neck* ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF?! you're talking about risking your life to some cult....i dont trust either party, but at least the fire brigade will protect you!
Inka: "And I don't want protection! I want to live life to the fullest--I want to put myself in _danger_!" *grabs Sasori's cheeks, pulls* "Why are you fighting me on this?!"
sasori: .....when my parents saw me like _this_? they called me a monster.....you're the first person that actually accepted what i became....*she's crying* dont you DARE take that from me!
shinra: .....
Inka: "..." *stares* "..." *turns around...walks*
sasori: where are you going?!
shinra: ??.....!!!!
Inka: "I see the line...where it takes me." *points to a fire line she sees--* "It's like...electricity--"
*Electricity crackles along the floor, missing Inka--and striking Shinra*
shinra: GAHH!
sasori: ?!?!? *scorpion tail*
*Haumea walks out*
Haumea: *smiles* "Hello~"
sasori: *glares*
Haumea: "Hello, Pillar. And Pillar."
sasori: i guess even the hoods arent safe from their own flames.
shinra:...*getting up* RUN!
Inka: "..." *smiles* "Someone really fucked you up, huh, Charon's friend?" *walks up*
Haumea: -_-# "You have no idea..."
Inka: *bouncing* "Was it exciting?!"
sasori: INKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Haumea: *sneers* "Incredibly~"
Inka: "...Could I die?"
sasori: INKA PLEASE DONT DO THIS!!
Haumea: "Hmmm...Not yet. But you may be a little worse for wear when we're done."
Inka: "..." *holds out a hand* "Let's go."
sasori: INKA!!
Haumea: *grips Inka's hand* "Let's~"
Inka: *smiles...tears falling*
sasori: 
..HEY! BAG LADY!
Haumea: *grips Inka's hand harder, frowning* -_-# "My name is NOT BAG--"
sasori: i'll go with you! under two conditions.
shinra: you too?!
Haumea: *smiles* "I'm listening..." *turns Inka around to face Sasori*
Inka: "?!! Wh-What?"
sasori: condition one; help me kill hibana and the scorpion witch shaula.
Haumea: "Hmm...I know Hibana, but not the other. Still, we can certainly get rid of Hibana easily enough~"
sasori: as for the second condition; if i join your ranks. place me as inka's bodyguard.
Haumea: "How can I trust you'll do a good job?" *smiles* "Do you love her?"
Inka: "Sasori..."
sasori: as stubborn and insane and stupid as she can be, im not leaving her side.
Haumea: "...What say you, Pillar?"
Inka: "..." *looks away* "I protect only _my_ life. Whatever she wants is none of my business."
shinra: DONT LISTEN TO HER! JUST RUN!! BOTH OF YOU RUN!!
Haumea: "WE ARE TALKING, PILLAR! Scorpion, first order: bring Kusakabe with us--"
???: d-dont....m-move...
panda: *holding a gun, shaking and crying*
Inka: *looks* "Panda?!"
Haumea: "...Who's this weirdo?"
sasori: so that scrub didnt die? to be honest, i never liked him. or the other one.
Inka: "..."
panda: d-dont you DARE talk about my bro like that!
Inka: "...If they want me to run...the lines would've told me...but all I see...is a line around him."
panda: ???
sasori:....
shinra:....!!!!
Inka: "I guess it's my destiny...I have to cut loose the dead weight..." *points at Panda*
panda: inka-
Inka: *smiles* "Goodbye." *drags the finger along the line, and--*
*BOOM*
panda: *SCREEEEEAM*
Inka: "I'm ready, now. Haumea, lead me."
shinra: !!!!! shit! *runs over to help him*
Haumea: "Excellent...Come along, bodyguard."
sasori:.......*follows*
shinra: wai-
*They're gone*
panda: *SCREAMS*
shinra:....FUCK! *grabs panda and tries to snuff out the flames*
Artur: "Shinra! Where is the plasma woman--" *spots him* "?!!!"
shinra: help us out, will ya?!
ryuuko: *flies in* that man escaped......??!!!
shinra:......
Arthur: "..." *takes out a fire-proof blanket*
-and so-
shinra *in hospital waiting room* ............
Akitaru: *walks up* "..."
shinra: i...i failed....i couldn’t convince her to-....all this went for nothing!!
Akitaru: "Shinra!" *puts his hands on his shoulders*
shinra: *looks up at him, teary eyed*
Akitaru: "Think: how much worse would this have been without you? Without all of us? That boy back there--you saved him."
shinra:......still....
ryuuko: dont blame yourself for failure. if you do that, then you'll only tear yourself to pieces.
Akitaru: "I know...We'll find her. And Sho."
shinra:...yeah....thanks, ryuuko.
ryuuko: any time.
shinra:....h-how's everyone holding up?
Akitaru: "The others are continuing evacuations until new temporary housing is available."
shinra: i take it that ice pillar was commander fulham's doing?
Akitaru: *nods* "And...it's kind of become a new Death City attraction." ^^;
ryuuko: at least 7 people have gotten their tongues stuck to it. -_-;
shinra:... *chuckle*
Akitaru: "We'll have a briefing when you get back to HQ. Take your time."
shinra:...r-right.....
Akitaru: *pat pat* "...Doctors see you yet?"
shinra: j-just wanted to make sure that guy survived....im ready to go home now...
-elsewhere-
setsuna: *tightly hugs showtaro, crying* i was so worried that you were hurt....
Shotaro: ^^; "I'm okay, Mom--just burnt. But the Phoenix Bone and Nea saved me!"
nea: well, just glad you're not dead...
setsuna:...thank you so much, nea...
nea: =///=; hmph. you owe me a new jacket, kid.
Shotaro: "No problem! I saw a great one at consignment!"
-elsewhere-
george: *shaking* (that could have been the kids....)
higuchi:...gin? ryunosuke? you going to be ok?
Akutagawa: "..."
Death the Kid: Gin: "It's...certainly shocking."
hans:.....*her hand is shaking, but she holds it tight*.....
goethe:...hans, you're tense....come to bed with me, ok?
hans:....t-thank you....
Akutagawa: "..." *walks to the gym*
-elsewhere-
marie: *helping to set up rooms for the evacuees*
mami: so many of them....
Crona: *hands more blankets*
child: t-thanks.
Crona: *weak smile* "Y-You're welcome..."
mami: *she smiles* good job, chrona.
Crona: ^\\\^
-elsewhere-
yana: so you lost adam-er,...'assault' to the hoods?
Gogol: ^^; " 'Lost' is the kind of word that suggests this is my fault. I prefer to say 'misplace.'"
yana:....oh well, he's not a major priority. did you at least get those things you were instructed to get?
Gogol: *opens his coat* "Right here~"
yana: good.....*siiigh* damn, i need a drink...
Gogol: "Tea, then?"
yana:......sure....(oh right, i keep forgetting im younger than i think i am...)
Gogol: *pulls out the tea tray--and it's scorched* OwO;;; "...Darn."
-elsewhere-
Yumi: "More resources are coming in..." *looks up from her phone* "Funny how it's you already here to 're-build.'"
Fitzgerald: *smirks*
louisa: ^^;
Yumi: "Hmm...?!" *looks down*
Toby: *sniffing*
Yumi: -_-#
shiori: ??
-elsewhere-
Haumea: "Hello, troops~ And great success from you all."
guruna: =3= dahlia scolded us.
arrow: and you almost drowned assault when we got back.
Haumea: >w> "He's fine..."
{Assault/Adam: *glub glub glub*}
{Haumea: *holding his head under water, humming*}
arrow: how's charon?
kagu-tsuchi: *worried*
Haumea: "He's fiiiiiiiine~ Just a little cut up..."
kagu-tsuchi: WHAT?!
Haumea: "You know, broken glasses, stabby-stabby. Just a few knicks and cuts--"
guruna: sucks for him lol
Haumea: "And we got new recruits."
guruna: ^w^ your welcome, kururu~@
Haumea: "Of course~ As well as a new bodyguard for our special guest...the newly acquired Pillar!"
sasori: =~= my uniform's kind of baggy....dont you have anything smaller than this?
Haumea: "Well, leave it to soak in the wash--it'll shrink. Like you. Squirt."
sasori: .....
-elsewhere-
Kishiri: "We're back..."
ryuuko: *phew*
mikami: are you alright?
ryuuko: y-yes....
Kishiri: "..." *looks* "We did our best. And Tokuyama will have a report soon."
gabriella: glad to know.
Kishiri: *salutes* "Well, I'm going to eat..." *leaves*
-elsewhere-
Fulham: "..." *walks back to the First's courtyard*
foien: congrats today!
dia: an excellent job, father fulham.
Fulham: "Thank you. But it was a team effort."
foien: likewise.
pearl: *smiles*
Fulham: *looks at Pearl* "..."
pearl:.... .///.;
Fulham: "..." *clears his throat* "Well, Pearl and I have training to continue..."
dia: ...
Burns: *observing from afar* "I see sending a few of the First's best was enough."
amy: i saw...on the news.....it was cool.....i guess....
Emma: *smiles* "They did great! I wish I had gone along, too."
amy: maybe next time.
Emma: ^_^
Burns: "When you're ready. For now, we review procedures."
-elsewhere-
Honda: "LINE UP!"
-several soldiers have lined up-
hito: ...
takeru: >~<
Honda: "After the fight against those crummy no-goodniks, we will be re-organizing! Prepare for some changes!"
hito: ??
Honda: "More news is coming soon--but for now, we're on the move! Prepare the new rooms! Get the blankets! Pull out the translation books!"
-elsewhere-
Asako: "More injured coming in..."
kayako: thank you...damn those hoods...
Asako: "...It's like before..."
kayako: yeah....you did a good job today, girls.
vivian: ^^
tao: thanks commander.
Asako: *nods...still looks worried*
kayako:...*pat pat*
Asako: "S-Sorry...After Grandfather before..."
kayako: it's alright.
Asako: "I'm glad it isn't as bad as before--but this is still horrible." *wipes her eyes*
-elsewhere-
Tsukiyo: *collapsed on the floor, hugging her mallet* =w= "I'm exhausted...Good work, Mallet."
fang-hua: *siiigh* i dont want to see another of those hoods for at least a year....
Konro: "Given the great work you did, I'd bet on it."
kirei: ^^; *giving beni a shoulder rub*
Benimaru: =\\\\\\= *pleased grunt*
kirei: ^^
Benimaru: "At least the slums wasn't as wrecked as it could've been..." *pats Kirei's hand*
-elsewhere-
Vulcan: *pats Yu's shoulder* "Good work on the controls."
yu: ^^
Vulcan: *smiles at Lisa* "And for saving my butt."
lisa:...*smiles*
Vulcan: ^^
-elsewhere-
Kurogiri: "With so many of their hideouts destroyed, this is an opportunity to open our doors to those villains."
tomura: yeah...(and hopefully this whole _stain_ craze has phased out...)
-DOOR SLAM-
twice: ??
himiko: ~?
*Someone dressed like Stain enters*
???: "I AM HERE...TO BE THE BADDEST VILLAIN OF THEM ALL!"
twice: what-
tomura: the fuck?
???: "My name...is Spinner! Now, where's Stain? I came to meet Stain."
tomura:.....excuse me. *exits....and starts screaming violently*
himiko: you wanna meet mr stainy too? OvO
Kurogori: ._.
Spinner: *nod nod nod* "Very much so..." .\\\.
himiko: YAAAAAY NEW FRIEND!!! ^u^
fang: guba!
Spinner: ^\\\\^ "That kid yours?"
himiko: he's my son. ^^
Spinner: "Hey, Little Man!"
twice: ._. (he isnt even phased.)
kurome: *peeek.....staaare*
Spinner: *waves at Kurome*
kurome: *clings to kurogiri's leg*
Spinner: "D'aw, she's shy."
Kurogiri: -_-; *pats Kurome*
-elsewhere-
Inka: "..." *sneaks out of her room, enters Sasori's*
sasori: *making her bandana*.....
Inka: "Didn't know you could sew." ^_^
sasori: a skill i picked up, even though im not really good at it.
Inka: "Hmm...Looks like it's coming along..." *looks at her* "...Can you at least look me in the eyes?"
sasori: *looks at her*
Inka: "...Before everything went down, you didn't give me a chance to give you this..." *holds up a necklace, with some bead on it that looks like a scorpion tail*
sasori: ah....i've heard of these things, it's a magatama, right?
Inka: *nods* "Nicked it during a house call..." *puts it into Sasori's hand*
sasori:.... 7///7; t-thanks....
Inka: ^_^ "You're welcome...You cool with this?" *walks over, lies down on Sasori's bed, looks up at the ceiling*
sasori:...what do you mean?
Inka: "I mean, this is a cult. I'm _thrilled_ with it! But...Well, I didn't exactly welcome you along in the nicest way."
sasori:....i dont have much of an opinion.... (i dont trust those people...)
Inka: "...But you seem irritated with them. Don't you think we'll have fun?"
sasori:....i guess.
Inka: *smiles* "Good." *sits up in bed, hugs a pillow* "Want to have some fun? I was thinking of breaking into that Sho kid's room."
sasori: is that a good idea? he _is_ kind of the figure head here, at least that's what i heard.
Inka: *gets out bed* "And I'm a Pillar, too. They need me. And I'm going..." *puts an arm around Sasori's shoulder* "So I need my bodyguard with me at all times."
sasori:...*sigh* fine, but dont blame me for what happens.
Inka: "Great!" *leads her down the hall* "He should be right...here!" *puts an ear to the door*
-silence-
Inka: "..." *tests the door--it's locked* "Hmm...Sasori, tail it."
-SLASH-
Inka: "Why, thank you~" *pushes the slashed door open* "...Dark in here..."
sasori: *flips a switch*
???: "STOP THAT!" *someone suddenly pulls blankets over themselves*
sasori: ?!
Inka: "Huh...He's playing blanket fort, I guess." *walks up* "Hello, Sho--I'm Inka, the new Pillar."
sasori:....
Sho: *growls* "Go away...How do you even know my name?"
sasori: inka, maybe this is a bad idea-
Inka: "Because I fought your brother, Shin--" *suddenly, Inka sees a blast of light--which immediately disappears* "...Wait, what was--"
*BOOM*
sasori: !!!
*What Inka saw...was what was going to happen before she had time to react, when facing someone who can defy time itself
*
Sho: *stops time, picks Inka by her head--and throws her through the broken door*
Inka: “?!!” *smashes into the door* “FU--” *and slams against the hallway wall* “Grr
” *barely moving*
sasori: what the hell?!
Sho: "How dare you!" *suddenly disappears, now in front of Sasori, screaming, standing in sleepwear* "I’ll kill you!”
sasori: *scorpion tail*
Inka: "...Heh...Just what...I wanted..." *lifts a finger, aimed at Sho*
Sho: *pulls out a blade, aims at Sasori--*
Haumea: “Ha ha--no.”
sasori: ._.;
Sho: "HAUMEA! Give me back my--"
Haumea: *finger-flicks Sho's head*
Sho: "..." X_X *collapses into her arms*
sasori: ._.
Inka: ._. "...What? Do I still get to blow him up--" *still dragging her finger--*
Haumea: -_-; *sends an electrical discharge at Inka*
Inka: "..." X_X *collapses on the floor*
sasori: -_-;
Haumea: *looks at Sasori “...Bodyguard, take her to her room. I’m going to put Sho to bed~”
-elsewhere-
Relan: "Welcome back..." *standing with Iris*
shinra: hey. *rubs his eyes*
iris:...*pap pap*
shinra t-thanks...
Relan: "...We made some tea? Want to sit?"
shinra: y-yeah.
Relan: "...Any word about the injured person?"
shinra: he's....he's gonna make it.
Relan: "..." *nods*
-elsewhere-
Anya: "It's awful..."
tsugumi: maki was really cool, though. i should call her.
Meme: "Hm-mm! There's a clothing drive going on at school..."
Anya: "..." *walks into the closet--pulls out a stack of clothes 1.5 times her height*
ao: oh my. ._.
mio: how-
Anya: *holds up a princess dress* "Is this too common? It seems to be of poor quality."
tsugumi:... *sweatdrop*
mio: (these goddamn rich people...)
Meme: "...I think it'll be fine." ^^; "I'm still working on quilts..." *holds up hands, which have marks all over them* "But it's going slowly."
mio: i've never made a quilt before, or anything really but...do you want us to help?
Meme: "That'd be great! There are plenty of small tasks we can divide that are easy to learn but would go faster with more people."
tsugumi: project helping hands is *sentai pose* GO!
Anya: "..." -_-;
Meme: ^^ "Yay!" *poses*
-elsewhere-
Akitaru: "--then she picked this giant duck stuffed animal."
miwa: aww, cute.
serina: ^^
Akitaru: *smiles* "I think she was helping me back there with that goofy cannon..."
miwa: *smiles*
Akitaru: "...But now I need some help."
miwa: whats up?
Akitaru: "As long as we are only hunting down whoever the Hoods target, we're going to fall behind. I want to know how this all started."
serina: meaning?
Akitaru: "I'm going to assign my researchers to learn the origins of flame powers. And they need protection."
miwa: consider it done.
Akitaru: "Thanks...Keep an eye on Nozomi and Victor, then."
miwa: will do.
Akitaru: *nods, stands up* "I'll go tell them." *heads to the lab*
-elsewhere-
tamaki: um....iris? you have a moment?
Iris: "???" *sets down her book* "Yes, Tamaki?"
tamaki: i was wondering....*bows down* please teach me how to be at least a decent nun!
Iris: "..." *smiles, head pats* "You don't have to bow--I'd be happy to work with you!"
tamaki: QwQ thank you.
Iris: "Let's start with reading some prayers."
tamaki: *nod nod*
Iris: *opens her book, points* "This is the traditional 'Ratomu' prayer, but there are others, whether to put the Infernals' souls to rest, or to provide encouragement to us and our peers."
tamaki: *listening intently*
Iris: "This is one I had to spend a long time interpreting, after...well, after I left..." *clears her throat* " 'Let our fiery spirit be a light in the darkness.'"
tamaki: like a beacon of hope, right?
Iris: *nods* "Death City is a place for second chances. And much like other cities have been, I think, after something like what happened, this city could be one such beacon." *small laugh* "I didn't think an ice pillar would be that beacon, though..."
tamaki: ^^;
Iris: "How about you try one?"
tamaki: *looks*
Book's Page: "The rising sun allows us to start anew."
-elsewhere-
Joker: "Well, Victor had some interesting information..."
misora: oh?
Joker: "While the Eighth is off investigating how Flame Humans came to be, looks like the Hoods not only got a Pillar--but an experiment."
ivy: and with luck, they'll use it to kill hibana....not if i do it first...
Joker: "Heh...The Fifth...Hey, that's not a bad idea."
scarlet: let's see. 'Ria Marchelo' also known as 'Sasori'. age; 16, filipino heritage, 5'2"...
Joker: "And yet, after ruining this girl's life, Hibana is scot-free."
ivy: im going to find this girl and adopt her.
Joker: "That would require, first, finding the Hoods, and second, busting her out."
misora: i can get you to the hoods....but i risk seeing....*excalibur face* hiiiim....
scarlet: *smirk* your boyfriend?
misora: aww, i'd rather be dead~ ^^#
Joker: "Hmm...Well, we all have to take risks."
scarlet: and find out what you can about adora burst.
misora: you have a lot of interest in that.
scarlet:.........i have my reasons..
Joker: "..." *slow drag* "Misora, see if you can also learn where the Hoods are heading to next."
misora: can do, mr manager~<3
Joker: "Heh...Red, Ivy, I'm going to need to learn all you know about Hibana."
scarlet:.....yeah

Joker: *opens a closet, pulling out a business suit* "Let's start with some of her favs. What does she look for in a job applicant?"
-morning-
Izuku: *sets down his notebooks* "Just about ready..."
-elsewhere-
Aizawa: *making a chart*
midnight: is this really such a good idea?
Aizawa: "It is not unreasonable that we will soon see more hero vs villain fights--they have to be ready."
ectoplasm: what do you make of this, headmaster?
Nezu: "I do not disagree with this argument. However, for the safety of the students, constraints must be put into place."
snipe: understandable.
Nezu: "And pairing students together will give them a better chance--once we apply physical limitations onto their opponents."
-elsewhere-
Iida: *walking, and spots--* "Momo?"
momo: ah! oh, t-tenya, you startled me. ^^;
Iida: "Sorry...How are you?"
momo: been well. studying for exams.
Iida: *nods* "Likewise. How is it coming?"
momo: a bit nervous, but alright.
Iida: "I hope the study group helped."
momo: i think so.
Iida: *nods* "...I was going to do a few more refreshers."
-elsewhere-
Shotaro: *bandaged like a mummy*
Emine: *finishing cutting gauze* "There. Done."
Shotaro: ._. "...Hee hee."
mana: comfy?
Shotaro: "Yep! I'm a mummy now!" *wiggles his arms*
-elsewhere-
sasori: *grabs inka by the collar* what were you thinking?!
Inka: "UMPH! What the hell?!"
sasori: you could have gotten us into serious trouble, and on day one no less!
Inka: "Yeah--it was dangerous. And why not test the rules on Day 1? Better to know from the beginning than get surprised later!"
sasori:... you really are crazy...
Inka: "..." *smiles* "A crazy genius. How else would I have kept us alive?"
sasori: you're unbelievable...
Inka: "Sasori...I'm, like, one of their chosen people. Do you really think they'd do something that'll kill me off that quickly?"
sasori: what if they do? do you know what happens when you're killed? you die! that's what happens!......wait.
Inka: "??? What?"
sasori: n-nevermind. but just remember this, im your bodyguard. and it's my duty to protect you, even if i have to protect you from yourself.
Inka: "..." -3- "You're no fun...What about you? You think you'll be able to actually kill Hibana? That doesn't sound 'safe,' either."
sasori: ......
Inka: "...You're scared, aren't you?"
sasori: ....*she doesnt answer*
-elsewhere-
Victor: *flips through a book, sets it onto one stack--flips through another books, sets it onto a second stack--flips through a third...and tosses it into the trash can* *sighs, spins his chair around* "Nozomi, find anything?"
nozomi: *examining history books*
Victor: "???" *looks*
nozomi: hmmm...
Victor: "Huh...East Asian history?"
nozomi: apparently the first recorded incident of the great flame disasters occurred in one of the chinese peninsulas.
Victor: "Oh? Was there a fire at that time at that location?"
nozomi: seems to be.
Victor: "..." *opens his laptop* "Let's coordinate instances of flame disaster by time and location--we might map the best place to start the search."
nozomi: right.
Victor: *typing over a map, showing dots* "The larger ones are where there were more instances...Now I'll add to the programming to show migration over time to follow paths these fire-starters traveled to..."
-elsewhere-
Sakuya: *carrying groceries* "Donation center, dead ahead."
naho: *humming*
Sakuya: *opens the door* "After you."
lilac: l-lots of people...
Sakuya: "...Would you rather one of us go in and one of us stay here with you?"
lilac: i...um....y-yes please....
naho: i'll wait out here with you, ok?
Sakuya: *nods* "I won't be long..." *walks to the counter*
mahiru: *helping out* hey sakuya. ^^
Sakuya: "Oh, hey! Didn't expect to see you here. How's it going?"
mahiru: pretty busy.
Sakuya: "Figures--getting used to the school still?"
mahiru: yeah. it's gonna take a lot of that. ^^;
???: *someone bumps into Mahiru* "Sorry." *they're wearing a hoodie*
mahiru: i-it's fine.
Sakuya: "???"
???: "..." *looks at the basket* "...They let you bring a cat in here?"
Kuro: *curled up in yarn*
mahiru: *awkward look at sakuya* o-o;;;
Sakuya: "Rather broad standards about 'service animals' in this town."
mahiru: y-yeah, that ^^;
???: "Hmm..."
???: *siiigh* so exhausting.
mitsuba: come on akane, it's not that bad.
hyakuya: i know, i know.
???: *tenses...glances*
shinoa: even in the heart of tragedy, it can bring out the best in some people.
hyakuya: i guess......
???: "..."
Sakuya: "Um...Did you want something, dude?"
???: "N-Nothing..."
mahiru: ??
???: "I have to go..." *pushes through*
hyakuya: ??
Sakuya: "Well, he seemed asocial."
-elsewhere-
Kid: *lifts Shiori*
shiori: *laugh*
Kid: "What can you see, Shiori?"
shiori: kiddo!
Kid: "Yep! And I see Shiori!"
shiori: ^o^
lord death: ^^
Kid: "And look who else is there?" *turns her to Lord Death*
shiori: paba!
lord death: hello~ ^^ *hug*
shiori: ^u^
Kid: *smiles* "Tickle hug!"
-elsewhere-
Akitaru: *hands a list to Shinra* "Up for getting some items?"
shinra: what all do we need?
Akitaru: "Well, quite a bit. Get your passport updated, some translation books--"
shinra: ??
Akitaru: "How's your Chinese?"
shinra: um....i'm gonna need to make a phone call. ^^;;;
Akitaru: "Sure, go ahead."
shinra: *dialing*
fang-hua: yes?
shinra: fang-hua we need you to teach us.
fang-hua:...eh?
-one explinaton later-
fang-hua: ah, well i'd be glad to. ^^
shinra: thank you, you're a life saver TTwTT
Akitaru: "???"
shinra: i scored us a teacher/translator.
Akitaru: "Oh, good! I am still figuring out the final team roster, but I know I want you, Arthur, Victor, and Nozomi, and we'll need a nun, so--"
tamaki: i volunteer!
Akitaru: "Tamaki? Oh...Um...Well, I was thinking of Iris--"
tamaki: i'm learning to be a sister too! plus i have good combat skills, so i can be like a battle-nun! *shiny eyes*
shinra: so like a war cleric then?
tamaki: see? he gets it.
Akitaru: "...Well, you would take care of two items on the checklist, which would save on travel costs, so, sure! I'll add you to the roster."
tamaki: YAY! ^u^ *peace sign* victory!
Akitaru: "Make sure you're fluent in the language, know how to put a soul to rest, can administer proper religious techniques so not to offend people abroad--"
tamaki: ok. i'm gonna do a lot of studying huh?
shinra: i got it covered. ^^
Arthur: *speaking Chinese* <I will be the best ambassador to a foreign country as possible.>
shinra:...not even gonna question it.
Akitaru: "Uuuumm...I didn't catch any of that, but okay. Get those supplies, we'll check in after."
-elsewhere-
Steinbeck: "Hello..."
oscar: ^^; we-welcome back, dearies! ^^;;;
lovecraft: there was a small incident.
Steinbeck: "??? What happened?"
lovecraft: i tried to explain a point to oscar by detaching a tentacle and as a result-
-a small, albino girl stares at them-
Steinbeck: "... ... ..." *shiny eyes* "You spawned!"
lovecraft: i've become a mother.
emily: ._.
baum: ...
twain: hey kiddo, what's your name?
girl:.........*INHUMAN SCREECHING*
emily: >~<
lovecraft: her name is lavinia.
oscar: *dead eyed stare* i've seen things that i can never unsee again.
Steinbeck: ^w^ "Neat-o!"
emily:......im just going to go to sleep now.
baum: same here, i'm bushed.
dorothy: try not to collapse in the hallway like last time.
Hemingway: "...I need a drink."
-elsewhere-
Victor: *setting up school chairs and a blackboard before taking a seat* "Okay...I'm ready to learn Chinese, teacher!"
fang-hua: <good morning.> good morning. i hope you're ready to learn everyone, because we have a lot of material to cover.
Arthur: *reading his textbook* "..." <I found a typo.>
fang-hua: *checks it* huh. well i'll be. <thank you> arthur.
Arthur: ^_^
shinra: *mumbling* 'teacher's pet'...
fang-hua: hope you're all still paying attention. because not only will we be learning the language, we'll be learning about chinese history and culture. hopefully these lessons show you there's more to know about china than kung-fu, chinese food, and pandas.
shinra: *nod nod*
Victor: "Excellent! We look forward to the education!"
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "Sonia, lunch is ready."
sonia: ok papa.
Chuuya: *opens the refrigerator, spots an egg carton* "... ... ..."
sonia: *sitting down*
Chuuya: "..." *hums* "Piyo, piyo, piyo..."
sonia: *giggle*
Chuuya: *bows, serving the plate of lunch* "Nice to meet you, Piyo-chan's eggs!"
sonia: *laughter*
Chuuya: *smiles* "Okay, that constitutes lunch and a show--eat up!"
-elsewhere-
Rin: "...You know, they could probably make the biggest shaved ice in the world with that thing."
izumo: i'd probably not recommend it.
Bon: "It's been collecting a lot of birds..."
-elsewhere-
Dr. John: *sits down* "Some patients are getting released--some, a little more slowly."
sachiko: ah.
Dr. John: "That boy, Shotaro, is heading out."
sachiko: ...he's a good kid.
Dr. John: "Yeah--it's rare to see someone so innocent in this world."
-elsewhere-
Tanizaki: "And that makes at least 20 children missing."
atsushi:...damn....
odasaku: *his hands are shaking*
Kyoka: "...We've interviewed some teachers, trying to find descriptions..."
Lucy: "..." *pats Atsushi's hand*
atsushi: ....
Kyoka: "We'll be doing another search in a few minutes...I'm not sure police will continue."
sylvia: ....
Kyoka: "...Sylvia, maybe Tanizaki and Naomi need help with paperwork."
sylvia: o-ok...
Tanizaki: *smiles* "We can start with alphabetizing some files."
sylvia: o-o-ok!
Kyoka: *small smile* "Atsushi, coming?"
atsushi: yeah.
Lucy: "I'm going, too."
atsushi: the more the merrier!
Kyoka: *nods* "We'll divide up to question anyone who may know where the children are..."
-elsewhere-
Dazai: *petting Mii*
mii: *purrr* =w=
Dazai: *small smile* *sighs*
mii: o^o?
Dazai: "It's crazy...This city, life..."
*looks out the window at the ice pillar*
kirako: yeah, this is a crazy place to live. but never a dull day goes by here, huh?
Dazai: "True...Guess that's a good part to it...Where you wanted to settle?"
kirako: well, i was hoping to live in Los Angeles, but that seemed too problematic, so i moved here.
Dazai: "Ever wanted to vacation?"
kirako: there's a few places i've wanted to see. ^^
Dazai: "Maybe abroad?"
kirako: i guess Luxembourg is a place i've wanted to see.
Dazai: *smiles* "Maybe on a return trip to Germany..."
kirako: maybe. ^^;
Dazai: "...This time without getting pummeled..."
*smash-cut of Dazai's humiliation conga against Sturm*
kirako: yikes.
-elsewhere-
Bakugo: *pushes open the cafe door* "Where's our table?!"
tsugumi: um...
itsuka: *pats bakugou's hand* we made reservations under 'bakugou'?
tsugumi: ah, right this way.
Bakugo: -\\\^\\\- "Yeah, that's what I thought...Got to get some food and studying in..."
itsuka: ^^
Bakugo: "Where're the others..."
eijiro: we're here!
Bakugo: " 'Bout time! Sit down, open the book to Page 281!"
-elsewhere-
Kid: "I think you'll enjoy dessert."
stocking: oooh~ *shiny eyes*
Kid: "What would you say...to cake, with buttery frosting, topped with fruit and syrup?"
stocking: yes please~
Kid: *smiles* "Then..." *reveals a covered plate*
stocking: *mouth watering*
Kid: "Chambord raspberry Dutch chocolate cake~"
stocking: you know me so well.
Kid: "I strive to..." *cheek smooch*
stocking: hehehe~...arent you gonna kiss the other side too~?
Kid: "Oh, dear--are you asking me~?"
stocking: *smooch*
Kid: ^\\\^ "Mmm."
-elsewhere-
Mr. Uraraka: "I'm home..." *holds up take-out* "Sorry--work held us up."
ochako: hey dad!
hagakure: hey mr u!
Mr. Uraraka: "Hey! How are you, Toru?"
toru: doing good.
satou: studying hard, sir!
Mr. Uraraka: *smiles* "Good to hear it!" *hands Ochaco some food* "Make sure to eat healthy--you'll need the energy for the test."
-elsewhere-
Victor: @w@ "...So many words..."
shinra: still, the terracotta army sounds pretty cool, right?
tamaki: two languages....im gonna die.
Arthur: "I will confirm whether the army's remains rest inside the terracotta--"
nozomi: i wouldnt recommend that. ._.;
Mika: "..."
lacus: how was recon?
Mika: "Nothing...I mean, fine."
lacus: ??
Mika: "..." *rubs his eyes* "I have something to do."
lacus: oh?
Mika: *walks to his luggage*
lacus: need to change? gotcha. *exits*
Mika: "..." *doesn't close the door, pulls out a photo*
-it was of yuuichiro's first day at the hyakuya orphanage, some time before the vampires attacked. yuu seemed rather grouchy, while the others looked quite happy-
Mika: *sighs* "Why now..."
{Mika: "..." *nudge, smiles*}
{yuuichiro: *mumbles*}
{akane: doesnt say a lot, does he?}
{Mika: "Maybe not in so many words..." ^^; }
{yuuichiro: i can talk just fine. >n<}
{Mika: *laughs* "See? Although, doesn't hurt to say more than five words now and then."}
Mika: "...Why now..."
-elsewhere-
Pan: "Here is the mission summary..." *hands a folder*
ogun: overseas, huh? neato.
juria: *rolls eyes*
Pan: "The Commander is putting you through some language-development, cultural training, and a last bit of combat training--"
juria: *pulls out a cigarette* are they just seriously understaffed or something?
Pan: -_-# "The Commander considered you best for this job...Don't be rude, put that away."
juria: *snuffs it.....pulls out a cigar*
Pan: "THAT IS NOT BETTER!"
ogun: ._.;
Pan: "Put it out, then run 40 laps!"
juria: tch-
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: "...Why the hell should the Seventh send anyone?" ((Someone, convince him))
maki: well, a translator would be helpful.
fang-hua: plus i've already offered to help them with lessons.
Benimaru: "...Keep them out of trouble, and be ready to work twice as hard when you return."
fang-hua: understood, sir.
Benimaru: "Who is leading this overseas trip?"
maki: i believe the supervisor/chaperone will be captain pan of the 4th.
Benimaru: "Hmm...The Fourth are more traditional firefighters: they can put out a fire, but can they handle a fight?"
maki: well, from what i've seen. ogun and juria are pretty capable fighters. and pan makes a good support unit.
fang-hua: plus, shinra and arthur both trained at the 4th's school.
Benimaru: "...Fine. Maybe there's hope for this mission yet." *looks at Fang-Hua* "Be safe, Kohana."
fang-hua: *sweatdrop* will do, sir.
Benimaru: *nods* "Excuse me--I'll continue patrol."
-elsewhere-
Honda: "THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU!" *pat pat* "Enjoy the trip!"
takeru: t-thank you sir! hopefully i'll get to see mom too.
-elsewhere-
Todoroki: *dragging a huge chunk of ice behind him...looks like someone is frozen inside*
jirou: ._. um....
Todoroki: "I can explain..." *points inside*
*Mineta is frozen inside*
jirou: perfect. good job, todoroki. *walks away*
Todoroki: *nods* "..." *looks at the ice* "..." *shoves the iceberg in front of some lockers, walks away*
Mineta: 0_0 *muffled yelling*
-no one helped him-
-elsewhere-
Tanizaki: *opens the car door* "Heading to your appointment, Haruno?"
kirako: yeah.
Tanizaki: "Well, buckle in--I'll get you there on time." *turns on the ignition* "How are you feeling?"
kirako: doing well.
Tanizaki: *nods* "Work keeping you busy?"
-elsewhere-
Akutagawa: "..." *sits in the corner*
sonia: ?? uncle ryuu?
Akutagawa: "??? ...Yes?"
sonia: *hug*
Akutagawa: "...Um...What is happening?"
sonia: you looked sad.
Akutagawa: "...Well, I suppose I am...Thanks?"
sonia: ....
Akutagawa: "..." *ahem* "I'll be fine...Thank you. You can go play..."
sonia:...*exits*
Akutagawa: "..." *curls up*
higuchi: that girl's a natural empath, huh?
Akutagawa: "...Yes."
sonia: *takes a seat and watches the others, not saying much of anything*
Jakob: *pushing a shopping cart*
Motojiro: *pointing flowers out to Leo*
Kafka: *furiously typing* "This damn budget..."
leo: ^///^
leroux:...? did you need something, young one?
sonia:...im good for now.
Walter: "We could make you a snack."
sonia: ok.
Walter: ^w^ "Many pizza rolls?"
-elsewhere-
Joker: "Hmm..." *looking over a birth certificate and ID with his photo on it*
ivy: how is it?
Joker: "Looking good...I think it'll pass."
ivy: thanks, i had a contact on the inside help me out.
Joker: "Good contact...Now to wait for Victor's report."
-elsewhere-
Fulham: "Good work...Take a break?"
pearl: yeah...
Fulham: *hands her a bottle of water* "..."
pearl: *takes it, accidently touching his hand slightly* .///. s-sorry about that.
Fulham: "...It's fine..." >\\\\>
foien: *whistling*
Fulham: -\\\\-# *grunts*
-one week later
-
ochako: *gulp*
denki + mina: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
Aizawa: "Take out your pens, keep the test face down..." *passing out the test*
ochako: ...
-later-
Izuku: *lets out a sigh of relief* "Well, that's done..." *looks around--* "!!!" O_o; "Um...You all okay?"
mina: im dead.
Koda: *signing* <It was too much...> Q___Q
denki: and then there's the practical exam later today. Q___Q;;
Izuku: ^^; "I mean, it'll just be like the entrance exam, right? If we could handle supervillains, we can handle that, right?"
-and so-
Aizawa: "Okay, you're all here."
Izuku: ._.; "...Why are all the teachers here?"
hagakure: there's like....8 of them? maybe more?
Aizawa'a neck: *muffled* "I'm afraid there's been a change of plans."
sero: what the-
*Out of Aizawa' s scarf pops up--*
Nezu: "Hello, students!"
ochako: *struggles not to laugh*
Thirteen: "...Um, cozy on there, sir?" *helps him down*
mina: must be nice...wish i had fur...
jirou: probably kind of smelly in there.
mina: i havent slept in days.
Aizawa: -_-# *Death glare at Jirou z
jirou: 737;;;
Nezu: "Quite. Now, then, I'm sure you heard the rumor you would fight robots--"
Denki: "Gonna zap them bots!"
Nezu: "Actually, no."
momo: eh?
Denki: "Say wha?" QwQ
midnight: you're gonna be fighting us~ ^^
mina:. .__________.
Nezu: "But the good news is we have made it more of a fair fight."
momo: how so?
Aizawa: "First, you'll be in teams of two. And no, you don't get to pick your teammate: yours has already been chosen."
everyone: (please dont let me be on a team with mineta, please dont let me be on a team with mineta)
Mineta: "PLEASE LET MY TEAMMATE BE HOT!"
midnight: QUIET YOU.
Mineta: "YES, MISTRESS!"
-death glares at mineta all around-
Aizawa: "You're paired with Sero. You can apologize to him later. Now, let's review who is teamed with whom and which instructor they are facing..."
*Looks cloudy...or like something is falling from the sky...*
tsuyu: kero?
Aizawa: "Let's see...Midoriya is paired with Bakugo--"
*It feels...hotter right now...*
Bakugo: *burning rage*
ochako: ._.;
Izuku: Q___Q
*A shadow looms...*
???: "Against me!"
*It hits the ground*
mina: woah.
*All Might lands...*
All Might: "...Sorry! Did I scare you?"
-and so-
momo: *following behind todoroki*
Todoroki: "Yaoyorozu, make small objects--it'll let us know when Aizawa is near..."
momo: r-right

Todoroki: "...So, my plan is I'll draw him out, you run for the exit..."
momo: .....
-with bakugou and izuku-
izuku: kacchan, wait up!
Bakugo: "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"
izuku: listen, it'd be wiser to escape than to fight him! (and if all-might runs out of time before then, then it'd be bad....)
Bakugo: "Bullshit! Let's exhaust him, distract him, play possum--THEN END HIM AND WIN!"
izuku: ..still, e-even with the handicaps, this is all-might we're talking about, there's no way we can beat him-
*SWING*
izuku: *just barely dodges*
Bakugo: "You think I'm weak?!"
izuku: if we want to pass this exam, you need to listen to me, kacchan.
Bakugo: "No, I don't! I don't need you, your powers, or anything from you to win this! I'm going to stand out this time--for the right reasons! So out of my way!" *shoves him*"
izuku: *grips fist* QUIT BEING SO STUBBORN AND ACTUALLY TALK TO ME, BAKUGOU!
Bakugo: "THE HELL YOU CALL ME?!"
*Sounds like wind is blowing through...really quickly...*
-BOOOOOOOM-
izuku: ._.
Bakugo: "?!" *turns*
izuku: (aw, biscuits)
*All Might stands blocks away*
*All Might stands blocks away*
All Might: "Oh, are you two in for a bad time..."
izuku: come on, lets go!
All Might: *rushes*
Bakugo: "..." *frozen*
izuku: !!!!
All Might: *right in front of Bakugo* "YOU'RE DONE HERE!"
Bakugo: "..." *aims* "STOP UNDERESTIMATING ME! STUN GRENADE!"
*Light explodes into All Might's eyes*
All Might: "URK!"
Bakugo: *aims again--*
All Might: "..." *sniffs--then reaches, grabbing Bakugo by the face*
Bakugo: "!!!"
All Might: "Did you think I couldn't predict where you'd stand, boy?"
Bakugo: *muffled* "I expected that..." *shoves his hands at All Might's ribs, and fires small bursts of fire*
All Might: "Ow ow OW OW OW OW OWIE!"
izuku: (he's relentless...)
All Might: *swings Bakugo over his head--then slams him to the street, forming an outline in the pavement
Bakugo: "ACH!" *coughs up blood*
All Might: "Sorry about that! But those stung a bit...Now, where is..."
izuku: !!!! *full cowl, jumps back*
All Might: *goes to move--then stops* ._.; "Oh...This is going to be bad..."
???: "OUT OF MY WAY, NERD!"
izuku: ??!!
*Bakugo has already leapt...into Izuku's path*
izuku: !!!!
*CRASH*
izuku: GAH!
*They slam down onto the pavement*
All Might: "...Ouchie."
izuku: urk-
Bakugo: *gets up* "I'M NOT DONE!" *rushes towards All Might*
izuku: bakugou, i told you, you cant beat him head on!
Bakugo: "It doesn't matter! I'm gonna win--because heroes always win!"
izuku: ....
{young!izuku: *shiny eyes*}
{Young!Bakugo: "WAM! Look at him go! All Might's so cool!"}
izuku: i know, but right now isnt the time for tha-
Bakugo: "I said back off--" *looks up* "?!!! Guard--"
izuku: o____o (aw, double biscuits)
*All Might is leaping down from a roof, carrying a guard rail--which he slams down onto Izuku, trapping him*
izuku: !!!!
All Might: "You say run? I say STAY DOWN! BWA HA HA!"
Bakugo: "..." *facepalm*
izuku: (that just....killed the mood.) *sweatdrop*
All Might: "...Oh, right! Villain-stuff. Um--" *slams his fist into Bakugo's abs* "Does that work?"
Bakugo: *coughs up blood and more* *knocked down the street*
izuku: !!! KACCHAN!!
{boy: you saw that one, right?}
{Young!Bakugo: "Four against one--but nothing that All Might can't handle! Look, he knocked them down!"}
{young!izuku: wow!}
{Young!Bakugo: "No matter how bad it looks, All Might always wins!"}
Bakugo: *coughing*
izuku: *trying to get out* (you’re a real jerk, but it’s true
no matter the challenge, you always try to win, that’s what i
)
All Might: "I understand your frustration, Young Bakugo--but please, stop comparing yourself to Midoriya. I get it--he's advancing quickly, but he's still at Level 1, and you're at Level 50. Naturally, you'll have different rates of progress, so don't throw it all away. What you should focus on is--"
Bakugo: "SHUT UP...ALL MIGHT!"
izuku: !!
Bakugo: "If you're about to tell me to work with him, that I need _his_ help...I'd rather lose!"
Izuku: 



All Might: "...I see." *pulls back his arm* "As long as you have no regrets..."
Bakugo: *stands, panting*
-PUNCH-
All Might: "?!!"
Bakugo: *knocked back*
izuku: 'you'd rather lose'? that's not the kacchan i know! *grabs him and runs*
Bakugo: "Let go of me!"
-elsewhere-
momo: *popping out matryoshka dolls*
Todoroki: "...Really, Yaoyorozu?"
momo: 7.7 i-it's sentimental...
Todoroki: "Hmm...Can't argue with that...Any change to your ability to produce them?"
momo: not yet...im amazed you came up with a strategy so quickly...im rather envious of your strong judgement.
Todoroki: "??? It was nothing special--"
momo:......we both got in on recommendations, but i've barely shown any practical hero skills...
Todoroki: "Yaoyorozu, I think--Wait...Your matryoshkas!" *looks around*
momo: !!!!
???: *above them* "You should've noticed sooner--"
momo: !!! todoroki!
Todoroki: *swings, trying to get out of the way--*
Aizawa: *sends scarves around Todoroki* "Too slow..." *eyes open*
Todoroki: "Yaoyorozu, run!"
momo:....*flees*
Aizawa: "That's the best you geniuses came up with?" *tightens the scarves, roping Todoroki up over the ground*
Todoroki: "When I get loose--!"
Aizawa: *tosses something along the street*
Todoroki: "...Caltrops? I didn't take you for a ninja, sir."
Aizawa: "I didn't take you as so oblivious not to listen to your classmate."
Todoroki: "???"
momo: (the gate cant be much farther, right? im sure he's fine, right? is this ok? can i really run like this? where am i even running to? what am i doing? is this ok?)
young!momo?: just where _are_ you running?
momo: ?!
*A scarf wraps around her wrist*
momo: !!!!
Aizawa: "Hook, line, and sinker.”
momo: *frozen*
Aizawa: "Still reeling from the Sports Festival?" *tugs on the scarf*
momo: !!! (wait...he's not blocking out my quirk....)
young!momo: this is your chance, take it!
Aizawa: "..."
momo: *wrist wheel and escapes, running to where todoroki is*
Aizawa: "...Still running off to Todoroki, huh?"
momo: ...
young!momo: you're really going to help him?
momo: (of course, he's my friend!)
young!momo: (you know he's better than you. you've seen him, and decided that, right? thus you lost your way, right?)
momo: .....
young!momo: you arent going to say anything?
momo: (just shut up. i know, he's better than i am...but that just means i have to improve myself, right?}
young!momo: now you're catching on.
momo:...*nods and runs*
Todoroki: *hanging around* "...Idiot...She was holding back, but I didn't say anything..."
momo: todoroki!
Todoroki: "Yaoyorozu? What are you--"
momo: im really sorry for getting distracted! *looking around*
Todoroki: "We can apologize to each other later--but Aizawa is coming back! You have a plan, right?"
momo: ....yeah, but if your strategy failed, then mine will-
Todoroki: "Then do it! I know you can! Remember the two votes you got for class president?"
momo: yes, but-
Todoroki: "I voted for you!"
momo: !!!! really?
Todoroki: "Yes! Because I knew you would be perfect for it!"
???: "You done?"
momo: ......*pulls something out* TODOROKI, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
Todoroki: "!!!" *closes them*
-MATRYSHKA FLASH BOMB-
Aizawa: "GAH!" *covers his face, but took late...*
Todoroki: "..." *slowly opens his eyes--can see fine*
momo: *helping him down* let's go! i have a plan! for now we need to hide. his eyes havent been well recently.
Todoroki: "...Right! Especially after USJ..."
momo: for now, we just need to escape his line of sight. So just keep using your ice.
Todoroki: "Trying, but he's following..."
momo: well, he's still human. he has to blink sometime...
Todoroki: "..." *his skin starts crackling* "Got some!" *launches an ice wall*
momo: *creating something from her stomach*
Todoroki: "??? Next step, yaoyorozu?"
momo: just got to finish this, then we can move to step two...
-they look like....bandages?-
Todoroki: "Aizawa's scarves?"
momo: sort of. i dont know the exact material, but i improvised with a little something extra...
-and so-...
-two cloaked figures dart for the exit-
Aizawa: *on rooftop, facing the ice wall, blocking the path to the exit gate* "...So, cloak themselves so I can't erase...Simple, but effective..." *leaps, wraps the scarves around the figures' "heads"*
momo: *ducks down, revealing a catapault*
-LAUNCH-
Aizawa: "?!"
momo: todoroki! now!
Todoroki: *blasts fire through the cloak--*
Aizawa: *leaps, dodging* ("They knew I would dodge...What kind of a plan is this?")
momo: ever heard of nitinol alloy? when heated, it temporarily reverts to its original form.
-SNAG-
Aizawa: "..." *drops like a lead balloon* "...Zzz..."
momo: .... ._. *check's pulse*....he's alive....*phew*....thanks todoroki......awkward fist bump?
Todoroki: "Uuum...Sure, after we get the cuffs on him..."
-elsewhere-
mina: OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP!!!
denki: MOMMYYYYY!!! Q~Q;;;;
*BOOM SMASH CLANG*
mina + denki: *SCREAMING LIKE BABIES*
jirou: 0-0;
satou: that's...pretty terrifying.
Nezu: *pouring himself some tea* "Mmm...Something's missing..." *reaches for the sugar--knocking a lever in the wrecking ball* "Whoopsie!"
*The wrecking ball knocks down a building*
hagakure: *she has a bandage on where her nose would be* do you think the others are having trouble too?
tsuyu: who knows.
Nezu: "Hmm...Well, there are no mistakes--just happy little accidents..." *sips* "...BWA HA HA HA!"
-meanwhile-
ochako: *hanging on for dear life* Q_Q;;;
Thirteen: "I really dislike to fight--I prefer waiting to catch prey..." *using Black Hole*
Aoyama: *hanging on next to Ochaco* "Oh, my~ That quirk certainly...sucks."
ochako: NOW ISNT THE TIME FOR BAD JOKES! THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION! (come on ochako! think! ah, if i were on a team with todoroki, or deku, or momo, GAH! WHY COULDNT THEY PUT ME ON A TEAM WITH A GOOD TACTICIAN?!)
Aoyama: "Pardonne moi--"
ochako: aoyama i swear to-
Aoyama: "Let's see...You were thinking of Midoriya, and Yaoyorozu..."
ochako: what are you, a mind reader?!
Aoyama: "Aaaaand...Todoroki?"
ochako: 7///7; t-that's none of your-
{Todoroki: "You’re radiant."}
ochako: o////////////////o EH?! *her fingers slip* !!!!!!!!!
Aoyama: "Oh, no~"
Thirteen: "What?!"
{Gunhead: "Remember your attacks!"}
ochako: !!!! *takes a stance* *winces*
Thirteen: *throws off Black Hole, trying to swing an arm, but--*
*CRASH*
Thirteen: @___@ "Ow..."
Aoyama: *lets go, applauds* "Magnifique!"
ochako: *opens her eyes* ah...im...i....(im...alive....).....ah! cuffs! cuffs!
Thirteen: *coming to...* "Ugh..." *swings an arm, but--*
-le cuff-
-later, after all the exams were finished-
mina: Q-Q
sero: TT~TT we lost.
eijiro: *pap pap QwQ
Denki: *blue-screen-of-death in his chair* X~X
Mineta: *humming* ^w^
sero: *GLARE AT MINETA*
Mineta: "Hello, classmates. Wonderful time was had by all, was it not?"
Denki: *muttering* "He's wearing some fedora, isn't he?"
sero: WE FREAKING LOST, MAN!
Mineta: "True...but when we face off against a sadistic goddess, is that _really_ losing?"
jirou: *grabs him by the neck* ARE YOU EVEN _FUCKING_ LISTENING?! do you ever wonder why people dont like you? because you're garbage! you treat women like sex objects and follow your own perverted logic over any morals you might possibly possess! maybe, if you werent such a piece of shit, and started treating others with a shred of decency and respect, then _MAYBE_ we might take you seriously!
Mineta: "..." QwQ "B-B-But I love women! What do you mean I don't show them respect?! I admire, appreciate, and celebrate their beauty in all forms--"
jirou: NO YOU DON’T! what you call ‘respecting’ is just objectifying them for your dirty fantasies! if you want to be a hero, you need to check your fucking values. Society is gonna keep on changing. And its our job as the next generation to make sure it changes for the better

Mineta: Q___Q
Denki: "..." *looks down*
satou: *claps*
-in the hallway-
ochako: *wobbling slightly* ...... *remembering how close she was to being sucked up into thirteen’s black hole*.....*shaking and collapses to her knees* i...im ok...im alive...im breathing...i..im....*cries*
Todoroki: *walking* "!!! Ochaco..." *kneels down*
ochako: !!! t-todoroki! *wipes her eyes* c-congrats on the exam... ^^ *trying to smile, but she's still shaking bad*
Todoroki: "..." *holds her shoulders carefully* "What's wrong?"
ochako: just....h-had a near death experience today.....
Todoroki: "...Ochaco..."
ochako:....*sniff* it was really scary...i thought i was a goner for sure... and....
Todoroki: "..." *hug*
ochako: !!!!
Todoroki: "I'm sorry...I'm glad you're safe--that shouldn't have happened."
ochako: s-still, i won, right? so that's something....
Todoroki: *nods* "...Um..." *pulls back* "Right. That's great news--so, surviving is just even better."
ochako: y-yeah.....
Todoroki: "...Maybe something to eat would help?"
ochako g-good call....thanks. *small smile*
-elsewhere-
tomura: *grumbling*
shaula: so that's basically what all went down.
Kurogiri: "No word on this 'project'?"
beatrice: nothing.
tomura: and we just keep getting run of the mill villains and stain fanatics....
himiko: lots of new friends!
Kurogiri: "Give them a chance--they at least increase our numbers."
tomura: hmph.
himiko: we got mr spinner, mr muscular, miss magne, lil mustard-
*knock*
Kurogiri: "???"
-a woman dressed in black with black eyes enters-
woman: this is where the league of villains is, yes?
Kurogiri: "Who are you?"
woman: *hands him a card, 'banshee'* i heard through word of mouth this is where all the villains are gathering these days.
tomura: this is a group for professional villains, not some evil employment agency-
Dabi: "Let her talk."
banshee: thank you, hun~ *wink*
Dabi: "???" -\\\\-
tomura: =____=# (pathetic) let me guess, another stain fanatic?
banshee: hmm? i've heard _of_ him. never met him myself. but that's not why i'm here. im simply looking for a place to stay and get on my feet, you see.
tomura:...she's tolerable.
Kurogiri: "Your quirk?"
banshee: the name 'banshee' should give it away.
himiko: do you like babies? OvO
tomura: too many people....im going to bed....*grumbling*
banshee:....well _someone's_ in a sour mood.
himiko: dont mind hiiiim, shiggy's a bit of a mr grouchypants.
Kurogiri: "He's fine--if he didn't kick you out, you'll be okay."
-elsewhere-
ochako: *sipping her slurpy*
Hyde: "How you holding up?"
ochako: a-alright. better, i think.
Todoroki: "It's okay...It's understandable."
Hyde: "..."
ochako: ....so, a-any interesting things happen today, hyde?
Hyde: "Usual customers--including someone hunting through the milk to find the latest expiration date."
ochako: ah.
Hyde: "So, Todoroki, you and Ochaco are in the same class..."
Todoroki: "...Yes, this has been established."
Hyde: "...Hey, Ochaco! How about some donuts, too?"
ochako: sounds good. *goes to get some* and i need to stock up on cocoa moo.
Hyde: "Ha! Good one..." *looks at Todoroki...takes off his glasses* "I see how you look at her...You like her, right?"
Todoroki: "?!" 7///7 “W-well-“
Hyde: *smiles* "If you hurt her, I'll hunt you down and cut out your liver."
Todoroki: "...You're a villain or something? If you hurt her--"
Hyde: *holds up his hands* "Nope! Just looking out for my buddy."
Todoroki: "...I won't. And you won't lay a hand on me. My power--"
Hyde: *absolutely calm* "--is nothing compared to mine." *smiles*
Todoroki: "..."
ochako: im back.
*Hyde and Todoroki are staring at each other*
ochako: is everything ok?
???: oi, shit rat, what are you doing?
Hyde: "Licht! Come on in and say hi to Todoroki!"
Todoroki: "..."
licht:....*up in todoroki's face* todoroki?
Todoroki: *serious face, but sweating* ("What the hell is with these two?")
licht: *hugs him to his chest* baby brother.
Hyde: OwO; "??"
ochako: um ._. i-i think you have the wrong todoroki family, mr licht.
Todoroki: "??? Uuuuuuuuuuum..."
licht: *pat pat* i'll keep you safe now, because i am an angel. and you can be an angel too, lil bro.
Todoroki: "...Thank you?" ._.;
Hyde: "A fire and ice angel?"
ochako: *looks at hyde* your BF is something else, hyde.
Hyde: >\\\\w\\\\> "I know..."
licht: *KICKS HYDE INTO THE CIELING* dont lie to your coworkers, shit rat.
ochako: D8
Todoroki: ._____.;;;
Hyde: "Not here in public, Licht~"
ochako:....*shrugs to say 'dont ask me;*
licht:....
-too violent to show-
Todoroki: "...I feel like as heroes we should have stopped this."
ochako: somehow....i feel like hyde was actually enjoying this.... im not gonna judge.
-elsewhere-
Bakugo: *unconscious in infirmary bed*
{izuku: ngh....}
{All Might: *lifting Izuku by his arm, while his foot holds down Bakugo*}
{Bakugo: *struggles to get up--*}
{All Might: *presses his foot down more*}
{izuku: !!}
{Bakugo: ("Damn it! I thought I could tire him--but no, he doesn't stop! His spirit is too much...") }
{All Might: "Well, Young Midoriya, that's a face that conveys fear--when you realize the best plan you had is not enough..." *tosses Izuku*}
{izuku: GAH!}
{All Might: "I'm sorry...but it's over. You've fail--"}
{Bakugo: "CRAM IT!"}
{All Might: "?!"}
{Bakugo: *opens his hand--releasing one of the last explosions he has stored up*}
{*BOOOOOOOOOOM*}
{izuku: !!}
{All Might: *shields himself*}
{*In the explosion's light, Bakugo grabs Izuku*}
{izuku: huh-}
{Bakugo: "Okay, fine! He's too strong for us! So this is our last shot..." *aims for the gate, pulls back, ready to swing Izuku*}
{izuku: WOAH!!}
{Bakugo: "If you screw this up, I'LL KILL YOU!" *toss with an explosive BOOM*}
{izuku: !!!!!!!!!}
{*Something is running very quickly towards Izuku*}
{izuku: !!!!}
{???: "New Hampshire..."}
{izuku: !!!!!!}
{All Might: "SMASH!" *slams his back into Izuku's*}
{izuku: URK-}
{*Izuku goes stumbling towards the Gate, just stopping in front of it*}
{All Might: "Too naive, Midoriya! You knew I would be too fast--"}
{Bakugo: "ALL MIGHT!"}
{All Might: *turns* "?!"}
{Bakugo: "You're right...We can't beat you...without taking risks..." *pushes off his shattered gauntlets*}
{izuku: kacchan-}
{Bakugo: "Run, you nerd! 'Cause without those gauntlets, I'm firing at full blast!"}
-...-
izuku:....nnggg...
{izuku: ... *watching*}
{Bakugo: *down on the street...his wrists look broken*}
{izuku:....*powers up a full cowl and jumps back*}
{All Might: "Now, to deal with Midoriya--" *turns--* "?!!!" ("He's...smiling?")}
{-SMASSSSSSH-}
{*All Might is knocked off his feet*}
{Bakugo: "..." *he's knocked out*}
{izuku: *hoists him up, and full cowl jumps for the gate*....(take it easy, kacchan...) }
izuku: *coming to* huh?
Bakugo: *he's breathing...his wrists are bandaged*
izuku:.......
???: "Don't wake him up..."
izuku: *looks up*
*All Might, in his depowered form, waves*
izuku: *wave*
All Might: "Where does it still hurt?"
izuku: still sore everywhere, but recovery girl helped out...
All Might: *nods* "...You unleashed a fully powered attack."
izuku: yeah....h-how did i do?
All Might: "Well, you made me cough up blood..." ^^;
izuku: sorry about that. ^^;
All Might: "And you got Bakugo and yourself out of the Gate: you passed."
izuku:...*smiles*
All Might: "You've done great...Looks like you're getting better control over your quirk."
izuku: thanks. *glances at bakugou*.....he really went all out....
All Might: "Yes...I suppose that, for all the differences between you two, that's at least one thing you have in common."
-elsewhere-
Iida: "Momo?"
momo: *smiles* hey tenya. how was the exam for you?
Iida: "Passed! You?"
momo: yeah.
-she explains what all happened-
Iida: "...Momo...I'm sorry. Do you feel more confident?"
momo: i think so.
Iida: *nods* "It's good to have teammates to remind you of your strengths."
momo: *smiles*
Iida: *smiles--then dirt falls off his armor*
momo:...you need a duster?
Iida: "...Sure." ^\\\^
-elsewhere-
Tokoyami: "Good work."
tsuyu: thanks.
hagakure: you did great, tsu!
tsuyu: ^^...what happened to you?
hagakure: mr snipe accidently hit me in the nose Q_Q
Shoji: "He apologized--and will probably be disciplined."
-elsewhere-
ao: you've been doing a lot of training lately, miss anya.
Anya: "I need to..."
ao: well, try not to over-exert yourself
Anya: *sigh* "I know..." *pushes her hair back*
ao: do you ever cut your hair?
Anya: "What?"
ao: in certain cultures, cutting one's hair is considered an act of changing one's self.
Anya: "...Huh. Really?"
ao: a way of 'cutting away past mistakes' as it were.
Anya: "...Have you cut hair before?"
ao: when i was younger, yes.
Anya: "Hmm..." *gets up, walks to the bureau*
ao: ...
Anya: "..." *picks up a pair of scissors...looks up at the mirror*
-her reflection stares back-
Anya: "..." *keeps staring into the mirror, as she grabs her hair, making it taut as she takes the scissors and--*
*SNIP*
tsugumi: anya? you up? ...oh.
Anya: "..." *sniff*
tsugumi:...new look?
Anya: Q_Q *nod nod*
tsugumi:....looks nice. ^^
Anya: T\\\\\T "Thank you..."
-elsewhere-
noriko: *looking at upcoming events for death city* hmm...
???: "What do you think?"
noriko: oh lord kishin...what is our best opportunity for us to perform your miracles and spread your message?
*silence*
noriko: *muttering a prayer*
???: *joins Noriko*
-red moonlight shines down through the gaps of the ceiling, shining on one article...-
noriko: ???
-seems to be a flyer for a spring festival-
???: "Hmm...Odd."
noriko: then it is decided...we will make our move then...
-elsewhere-
Hibana: *shiny eyes* "Shopping trip..." *holds up the Spring Festival article*
mikami: *smiles*
ryuuko: it's that time already?
Hibana: "Yes! And I think morale needs a boost here!"
-elsewhere-
Hyde: *his head is bandaged* "Hello! Is this where I can apply to work at the Spring Festival?"
nygus: why yes it is.
Hyde: "Super! Here's my resume! I also have letters of reference..."
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "Zzz..."
{rain: *brushes her hand against his hair* *smiles*}
{Chuuya: =\\\\= "Stop that..."}
{rain: you look peaceful when you sleep.}
{Chuuya: "Well...knowing who's with me helps."}
{rain: hehe ^^ *nuzzle*}
Chuuya: *groans, pulls the sheets closer*
-...silence...-
Chuuya: "..." *sniffles*
.. *hugs his pillow*
-creeeeak-
mito: *mew*
Chuuya: *sits up* "Mito?"
mito: *hops up onto the bed and nuzzles against him, purring*
Chuuya: "..." *pets her*
mito: =w=
Chuuya: *crying*
sonia: *pokes her head in*
Chuuya: *glances at her with tear filled eyes*
sonia:...*gives him a flower crown* we made these today.
Chuuya: *sniff* "Thank you, Sonia..." YuY *hug*
sonia: love you, papa. *hug*
Chuuya: *pat pat*
-morning-
chie: ^^
toru: gah!
Yohei: "Smile for the camera, Toru!"
toru: ^o^
chie: such a big boy! >u<
Yohei: "Yep! Wait until you get your presents!"
-elsewhere-
Hyde: *carrying his books--spots some girl with short hair at DWMA* "??? Huh. She looks familiar."
licht: good morning, princess.
Anya: O\\\\O "H-Hello, Licht."
Hyde: "... ... ..." *light bulb* "Oh, snap! New hairdo, Anya!"
-elsewhere-
Magaki: *nods* "Rowena."
rowena: how's everything adjusting for you?
alice: are you....comfortable?
Magaki: "Slightly better, thank you. Still getting used to the school given my...medical needs."
rowena: ah.. meet any new people?
Magaki: "Some...Not sure they all like me. Some seem a little scared."
rowena: want us to back you up?
Magaki: *nods* "Don't misunderstand--they aren't bullying me. I'm more worried for them--they sweat, turn...run really fast, sometimes into walls."
rowena: hmmm...
Magaki: "It's how I look, isn't it?"
alice: well, your eyes may be a slight bit off-putting.
rowena: *chop* alice!
Magaki: >_> "I didn't ask for them to look like this..."
rowena:.... ^^; m-maybe try contact lenses?
Magaki: "Hmm...That could help. Thank you."
-elsewhere-
Todoroki: "Many people are still absent due to injuries..."
fuyumi: sounds intense...
Todoroki: *nods* "I'm glad for some reprieve, though--the training for the next step will also be exhaustive..." *sighs* "Some people felt like they were going to die..."
fuyumi: i could imagine....
Todoroki: "...She looked on the verge of a breakdown..."
fuyumi: *listening*
Todoroki: "Ochaco had explained that she was facing Thirteen, the hero with the quirk Black Hole. She lost her grip and...almost got sucked in."
fuyumi: yikes.
Todoroki: *shakes his head* "If I lost her..."
fuyumi:...*pat pat* you like her, dont you?
Todoroki: "..." .\\\\. "Um..."
fuyumi: 7u7
Todoroki: "...Yes."
fuyumi: awww, how cute. my little brother's got his first crush! ^^
Todoroki: =\\\\= "Stop."
-elsewhere-
Bakugo: -_-# "I look like Mickey Mouse..." *his wrists are still bandaged*
itsuka: well, it could have been worse. *feeding him*
Bakugo: "..." *nom* =\\\n\\\= "Stupid Deku..."
itsuka: *pat pat*
Bakugo: "I wasn't even awake, and he's dragging me like some ragdoll. I don't need saving!"
itsuka:....*knowing grin*
Bakugo: "...What?"
itsuka: you still consider him a friend, dont you?
Bakugo: "A weakling like him?! Trying to steal _my_ spot as Number One?!"
itsuka: *raises a brow, grin still on her face*
Bakugo: "..." *looks away* "I'm not friends with him or anything..."
itsuka: then where did he get the nickname 'deku'?
Bakugo: "?!! He brought that on himself! I mean, it was so obvious! Look at the letters and who he is!"
itsuka: did he really?
Bakugo: "Well, yeah? Why, what are you saying?"
itsuka: i think part of you still cares about him, in one way or another...
Bakugo: "..." >\\\~\\\> "That's stupid..."
itsuka: *chuckle and cheek smooch* you can be really aggressive and kind of a dick, but i know you have your heart in the right place.
Bakugo: >\\\\\n\\\\<;; "...I'm not that much of a dick."
-elsewhere-
Kyoka: *looking over maps*
sylvia: *peeek*
Kyoka: "I can't find where they would have gone..."
sylvia: .....
Kyoka: "...Sylvia, if you were hiding, where would you go?"
sylvia: a-anywhere they wo-wouldnt find me? i used to hide a-a lot, but i always g-got found....
Kyoka: "...Sorry." *looks at her*
sylvia:....a-am i....gonna be a burden? i-im not really useful, a-and my ability just hurts people....
Kyoka: "We'll find how you are useful, whether through your ability or your other skills."
sylvia: i-i dont h-have any skills. e-except crying maybe..
Kyoka: "Well...you look innocent, so people may underestimate you."
sylvia: ....
Kyoka: "How about we try ways to trick someone into giving you information? Let's start with the puppy eyes..." *starts the puppy eyes*
sylvia: Q~Q;;;
Kyoka: "...Not bad. Now, let's try it on someone..." *points at Tanizaki...*
Tanizaki: *filing papers*
sylvia:.....Q~Q
Tanizaki: "...What are you doing?"
Kyoka: *stereo puppy dog eyes*
Tanizaki: "... ... ..." Q_____Q "Oh, no, what do you want from me?!"
sylvia:....*pathetic tiny crying*
Tanizaki: Q________Q *pulls money out of his wallet* "H-How about ice cream?"
yosano: ._.;
-elsewhere-
stocking: =w=
Kid: *smiles*
stocking: last night was amazing, kiddo~ *swirls a finger around his chest*
Kid: ^\\\\^ "I'm glad...I wanted to help."
stocking: *kiss*
Kid: "Mmm~"
stocking: *crawls onto his lap*
Kid: O\\\w\\\O
stocking: *tongue kiss* mmmn~<3
Kid: "!!!" =\\\\= *meets her kiss, his tongue passing along hers*
stocking: kid~
Kid *holding her* "Yes?"
stocking: im getting turned on again, you know~
Kid: "...Really?" *slides a hand, just barely touching the skin along her side*
stocking: *shudder* ahhh~
Kid: "You sound like it...But how do I really know~?" *he kisses her shoulder*
stocking: i want you to do me so hard that the sheets get soaked.
Kid: "Oh, damn..." *his hand rubs her inner thigh, as he pulls down the bedsheet*
-elsewhere-
Akitaru: "How's studying?"
tamaki: tiring, but interesting.
Akitaru: "And nun training?"
tamaki: coming along.
Akitaru: *nods* "It's a lot, but I know you can do it."
tamaki: thank you, sir!
Akitaru: *salutes*
-elsewhere-
Victor: *looking over news reports out of China* "Hmm...That's weird."
nozomi: oh dear. will we need gas masks?
Victor: "Looks like it--no idea what produced it. Maybe industry, or some natural--or supernatural?--event."
nozomi: well, it seems to have caused reason for evacuation to other areas, in any case.
Victor: "And if there are cops investigating, that'll make it more difficult to get there...Better check with the Commander about getting authorization to go in there..."
-elsewhere-
Motojiro: "PHOTO. SYN. THESIS!!!" *holds up a plant*
bessy: woooah.
philip: neat.
Motojiro: Yes, 'neat' indeed! By the power of the SUN--" *holds up the plant higher* "--its light is converted into energy to allow the chlorophyll--green pigment inside the plant--to generate its food!!! ..." *gestures at the grass* "And the chlorophyll puts happy smiles inside every blade of grass."
bessy: ^^
tom: wowzers.
Motojiro: "Now, let's take a look under microscope..." *sets one out, attached to his tablet* "This electronic microscope will let us all see what is in the plantlife!"
-the kids all peek-
sonia: ...
*Inside the grass are tiny smiling faces*
-the kids seem excited.-
Motojiro: ^w^
-elsewhere-
Poe: *hug*
rowena: ^^ *hug*
Poe: *awkward sibling pat*
rowena: how was work today for you?
Poe: "Okay...Just a bit draining."
rowena: ah. are you alright? did you eat well?
Poe: =~= "I was too anxious to eat..."
rowena: why dont we go to the hotel's restaurant then pick lana up from work?
Poe: *nod nod* "I would like that..."
rowena: *smiles* ^^
Poe: ^^; *opens the door, puts on sunglasses...pulls out an umbrella* "Too bright..."
rowena: i do have a friend with a similar problem. alice and i have been doing our best to help them fit in.
Poe: "Oh? That's sad...They have sunglasses?"
rowena: they're a bit sensitive to light...^^;
lenore: -_- _that's_ a way to put it.
Poe: "I think I could help--I know a lot about avoiding the sun!" ^^
rowena: im sure' they'd appreciate it.
-elsewhere-
Kid: *whistling, heating up food*
shiori: *drinking from her sippy cup*
Kid: "Hungry, little sister?"
shiori: ye.
Kid: "Let's have some carrots, then."
-elsewhere-
Aizawa: *pushing a cart of tissues*
namiko: TT~TT t-thanks....
Aizawa: "Any time...I needed some for when my students hear my decision about their exams."
namiko: you wont be too harsh on them, will you?
Aizawa: "I don't anticipate any problems..."
-elsewhere-
sero: TT~TT
mina: *CHUG CHUG*
Eijiro: "I have let down all who were counting on me!!!" T____T
Sato: *pat pat* T~T *not having milkshakes with the others--"designated driver" and not wanting to activate his Quirk*
sero: damn you minetaaaaa! TT~~~TT
Master: *watching* "..." *sets out another tray of milkshakes* "Here. On the house. You look like you need them."
mina: you're a kind person. TTuTT
Eijiro: "Thank you, Master..." *chug* "WHEN THIS IS OVER, WE'RE GOING TO DO BETTER IN THE NEXT EXAM AND BE THE MAJESTIC HEROES WE KNOW WE HAVE TO BE! And we're going to pound Mineta into the dirt!"
Master: *his hair is blown back by the shouting* "..." ("The manly youthfulness of heroes...")
sero: WE WILL BE AVENGED!!
Sato: "YES!" *smashes his fist down on another table--breaking it*
Hiro: Q_Q "...My sandwich was on that table..."
Sato: "..." *bawling*
mina: *pap pap*
Eijiro: *sniffles* "Maybe we at least passed the written exams...Then I would feel like I'm less of a failure."
mina: finger's crossed!
-elsewhere-
yana:....*spinning around in her chair*
Ivan: *dusting* *humming*
elizaveta: *with a bug net, looking around the wooded area around the house*
Gogol: *over her earpiece* "Find it yet?"
elizaveta: <not yet>
Gogol: <Just a bit more...>
-CATCH-
elizaveta: <i caught it!!> ^o^
Gogol: "YAY!"
lydia: ??
Gogol: "Show it to the camera!" *he had her wear camera-eyeglasses*
-snap-
Gogol: ^w^ <So proud...>
-elsewhere-
Katai: "I think that's the last box..."
keek: thanks a lot for this.
Katai: "Anything for a friend..." *sets it down* "That leaves setting up your bed, right?"
keek: yeah.
Katai: "I'll get on that--hold her for me." *hands Keek his futon*
keek: o-ok... ._. um....hello yoshiko.
Yoshiko: -silent, because she's a futon-
keek:... *sweatdrop*
-elsewhere-
Damon: *posing his doll* ^w^
becky: dad? do we have a camera?
soul: what for?
becky: pictures.
soul: ah.
Damon: "??? For keepsakes?"
becky: smile. ^^
Damon: "..." *nervous grin* "Um, cheese?"
-elsewhere-
Gin: *guarding the door* "..."
higuchi: has he said anything?
Gin: "Little. Requests for food, some books."
higuchi: *listening*
Mori: *muffled muffled--* "--Shizuka, why--" *muffled*
higuchi:....*peeeek*
Mori: *he hasn't shaved...he's holding something...*
higuchi:....*closes the door*
Gin: "...That bad?"
higuchi: define 'bad'
Gin: "...Is he dead?"
higuchi: unfortunately, no.
Gin: "Hmm. This is trying."
higuchi:.....
Gin: "At least it seems Goethe is containing him..."
higuchi: y-yeah....damn....i hate this.
Gin: "I know. For now, we can only make sure he isn't going anywhere..."
higuchi: he looked so pitiful....it makes me sick to feel sorry for him! after-....after all he's done...*shaking*
Gin: *holds Higuchi*
higuchi: *cries into her chest*
Gin: *strokes her head*
higuchi: *hic* r-rain...*hic*
Gin: *sniff* "I-I know..." ("I can't leave this post, unless I find someone else...")
naoya: want me to stand guard?
Gin: "Could you?"
naoya: sure thing. take all the time you need.
higuchi: t-thanks naoya.
Gin: *walks away with Higuchi*
-elsewhere-
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