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the undateables + a touch starved mc
Diavolo
This fucking guy abducted you and made you go to demon-college, the very least he can do is spare you some hugs.
Prince, Lord, Beefcake -- you don’t give a single flying damn about titles or customs. Much like a heat-seeking, pouch dwelling animal, all you care about is snuggles.
He’s Very surprised when you just waltz up to him one day at RAD and ask him for a hug. Seriously, nobody has the gall to do that.
Except for you, apparently.
Needless to say, he is SO down.
Diavolo is the prince of the Devildom and also of being touch-starved. Pretty much everyone is afraid of him, and Lucifer is a stingy meanie that wont give him hugs :(
He’s so excited that he doesn’t say anything, just picks you up and practically squeezes the life out of you.
It’s wonderful and you decide that sacrificing your ability to breathe is well worth the payoff.
After you approach him a handful of times for hugs, he’s eventually just going to start hugging you on-sight.
Like literally, on sight. If he catches a glimpse of you, he will cross the whole room just to give you a hug.
(think Moto Moto, he will trample anyone that gets in his way LMAOO i’m sorry dfghjk)
You can absolutely get him to give you a piggyback ride. Honestly, he’ll probably offer.
(There are definitely rumors that you two are dating. Some demons even think that you have a pact bond. The other RAD students are lowkey freaked out by you)
If you play your cards right, you can definitely spin this whole thing into an actual cuddle session :)
Barbatos
You’re always hugging him and he honestly thinks it's so cute.
At first, you’re very hesitant--slyly asking him to warm up your hands with his own, or let you rest your head on his shoulder, just for a minute!
You think you’re sneaky about it.
You’re absolutely not.
Finally, he tells you that whenever you want affection from him, you’re more than welcome to initiate.
It’s not uncommon for you to hug him from behind and press your face into his back.
You always ask, “is this okay?” and he always says “of course.” because it really, really is.
He’s honestly flattered that you seek him out for affection.
When you tell him that it's because he gives the Best hugs, he definitely blushes a little bit.
His body temperature naturally runs cooler than most, which is a little bit strange, but at least you don't have to worry about overheating during snuggle time :D
He also likes to give you piggyback rides. Multitasking is something he often does, and if you’re chilling on his back like a baby possum, then his hands are still free to do other things as well.
It’s very convenient.
(Don’t get it twisted though, when he’s done with work for the day he’s so down to just chill and hold you. If you’ll let him, he especially likes to run his hands through your hair.)
Barb is Very intuitive. If you’re in need of some hugs, you don’t have to say anything. He just knows, and as long as you’ve given him consent, he’ll gladly wrap you up in his arms.
(Will also peck your cheek if you’re cool with it)
He’s just so polite and doting
Simeon
Man… listen.
A hug from Simeon is equivalent to seeing the gates of Heaven open up.
He knows exactly how tight you need to be held, and because of that, his hugs are always warm and protective.
Also, he likes to wrap his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your shoulder, which is just really fucking nice.
The vibes? Immaculate.
As soon as you realize that he’s a heavenly hugger, he’s gonna have a hard time shaking you off.
And you know what? He doesn’t really mind it.
At first, he’s a little bit confused about why you’re so intent on cuddling him. Confused, but not averse to it in any way, mind you.
Then he’s actually a little bit sad when he realizes just exactly how touch starved you are, but, he understands. You make him realize that he is too--the demons are a lot less huggy than the angels are, surprisingly enough.
So he thinks, maybe you two can help each other out :)
Funny enough, as long as you're okay with it, he lowkey jumps straight into acting like you two are a couple.
Wrapping an arm around your waist or shoulders in public, holding your hand, kissing your cheek…
If you’re uncomfortable with it though, he’ll definitely back off. He’s very very respectful of any boundaries you have.
Movie/cuddle night definitely becomes a thing for you guys.
Luke
Give this child hugs, please. And head pats. Pinch his little cheeks. Ruffle his hair.
Be that doting overbearing parent-friend that smothers him with affection!! And snacks. Keep fruit snacks on hand for him fghjkdf
The first time you ruffle his hair, it’s because he’s just so darn cute, you can’t help it--he’s raving about the new cake recipe that he’s learning from Barbatos, and his eyes are shining bright as firebugs and he’s just so darn excited because he got it right on the first try and--
You’re just so proud of him!! So you ruffle his hair and he gets really embarrassed (he’s not a dog for you to pet!)
But like. It felt really nice, so he Supposes that it’s okay. Just as long as it’s you.
When you ask if you can hug him, he gets all blushy but is sooo excited because you honestly give really nice hugs
He won’t admit it, but he really appreciates how supportive you are of him. Though sometimes (like when you pinch his cheeks or monitor his screen-time) you’re a bit… how should I say,,,, a wee bit too much.
Like Simeon.
Give him a hug and pat his back when he’s upset and it’ll instantly make him feel better.
(If he’s upset because one of the demon brothers was making fun of him and you give him a hug, seeing their jealous faces is definitely the icing on the cake for him lmaoo)
Solomon
Ah, yes. The shady sorcerer.
Solomon is an interesting case.
Lowkey, he acts kind of inhuman--but then again, even the demons and angels are more interested in cuddles than he is.
That’s not to say he isn’t at all--somewhere along the way, he just forgot that that’s a thing living creatures need.
(Don’t get it twisted though--he has a pact with Asmo. You’re pretty sure he’s into some freaky shit. He just forgot that fluffy shit is also a very real and very necessary thing.)
When you tell him that you need a hug, he kinda blinks at you in confusion for a few seconds and asks, “....Need?”
He can’t help but wonder if you got cursed or something, and if hugging is the cure. Like sleeping beauty but more platonic.
He wouldn’t put it past you. You’re very hex-able.
And you’re like “Yes I need one please” but you don’t elaborate any more than that, so he’s confused but accepting, and just kinda. Holds his arms straight up. T-poses at you.
It’s weird. Not very effective at asserting his dominance. You snort and wrap your arms around him, and sloooowly, he lowers his arms to wrap them around you in a hesitant hug.
He awkwardly pats your back.
You tell him to stop being weird and just squeeze you already.
Which he does. And it hits him all at fucking once that this is actually really nice, oh no--
Needless to say, he’s gonna start slyly asking you for affection too. But in really obvious ways where he’s like, “Oh noooo a spell backfired on me, quick I need to hold your hand or I might die”
He’s so full of shit.
You definitely hold his hand. With passion.
((part one with the demon brothers))
#honestly i just wanna be luke's mom dfghjkjhgfd#obey me headcanons#obey me hc#gnocchicanons#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me solomon#obey me shall we date#swd obey me#obey me
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REPOST! DON’T REBLOG!
name of your muse: ARVIS — As with many other characters in Genealogy of the Holy War, Arvis's name takes its origins from Norse mythology. Alviss was a Dwarven sage whose name means "All Wise". Arvis is derived from the old German Arvin, and means "people's friend". This could refer to Arvis's popularity as the Emperor of Grannvale. That’s all cut straight from the wiki by the way s-smh
one picture you like best of your muse’s fc:
two headcanons you have for your muse that you never told anyone:
i. Arvis is anaemic. Julius is said to have always been a sickly child in Thracia 776; my headcanon is that it’s because of his Major Loptyr blood, and that it’s just a family trait bound to the Lopts. Thanks to only having Minor Loptyr blood Arvis was never as sick as his son, but he fell ill frequently growing up owing to the fact that he was a small child suddenly thrust into a very physically and emotionally taxing public position that involves a lot of constant moving around and long hours spent working. He’s no stranger to dizzy spells and stubborn headaches.
ii. Speaking of being put in a very big position at a very small age, it was always a fight in his earlier years as duke to get the sort of respect his title demands from his political peers because... Who would respect a seven year old politician smh, so he did everything he could to emphasise his power. That involves caring a lot about appearances. If there is ever an excuse to dress up extravagantly he’ll take it, he’s the sort of person that has to get up an hour and a half earlier than he’d normally have to so he could do himself up properly before an event.
three things your muse likes doing in their free time:
i. Reading. The guy always has a book either in his hands or on his person, normally more than one at a time, and more often than not they aren’t always tomes. He’s got a secret fondness for thrilling adventure stories that take the reader on a journey to faraway lands; he travelled often as a child, but it was always for business, and he was always too busy to ever actually see or do much other than talk politics and arrange inter-duchy trade agreements. Tutors and archmage teachers came to him in Velthomer to educate him from home so he could keep working, so he didn’t go off to any far-flung academies or anything. Getting to sit in a carriage and read about some ancient hero figure going off on conquests throughout Silesse and Thracia was about as much fun excitement as he got growing up.
ii. Spending time with Cigyun, or Azel, or Deirdre, or Julius and Julia when they were younger, depending on what point in his life we’re talking. Spending time with family in general. Family has always been something immensely important to him; he’d gladly make an actual, real attempt at clearing a bit of his schedule to make time for some sort of recreational activity with any member of his immediate family other than his father because Victor is Literally The Worst Human Being, but he’s cold and aloof so nobody ever wants to approach him and he isn’t the type to want to ask for it himself, so it doesn’t happen as often as he’d like it to.
iii. Getting together with General Aida to discuss military tactics and spending, which would be insufferably boring if it weren’t for the fact that they only ever spend about fifteen percent of their ‘meetings’ getting all the actual work out of the way before it just devolves into hanging out and chatting. His schedule is punishingly tight and he doesn’t typically have any time to to do anything but work, but Aida’s his general, his right hand man and his confidant, and also happens to be his best and probably only real friend, so he can spend as much time with her as he likes because they’re work friends.
seven people that your muse loves / likes:
cigyun
azel
deirdre
julius
julia
aida
king azmur
two things your muse regrets:
i. A list of all the things Arvis doesn’t regret would be so much easier to make. In gen 1 there’s probably acting against Azmur’s wishes and killing a man he ( rightfully ) thought to be innocent in order to help his personal goals along, not out of regret for the actual murder but out of regret for betraying the king’s trust. It doesn’t even stem from a strong sense of nationalism so much as it does something much more personal; the courts were cruel to him as a child duke, but Prince Kurth always supported him from the shadows ( and he’d already liked Kurth for being someone that his mother enjoyed the company of ) and the king went and eventually appointed him as his right hand man and as commander of the royal guard, and they spent plenty of time together. At the beginning of the game Arvis is taking care of him after he’d fallen ill. Azmur is someone that’d always been kind to him, and he feels very fondly toward him. Even if Azmur never found out in the end, crossing that line was one that hurt.
ii. In gen two it’s literally everything. He’d done terrible, awful things to get to where he was, but he’d justified it in his head because he’d gotten the position, the power, the wife, the children and all the glory that came with it all, and the people of his empire loved him as a just and kind ruler and he’d created his utopia free of corruption and oppression ( after, you know, getting it through corruption ) and life was better than it’d ever been for him... For about ten years, and then all his crimes caught up to him and smacked him hard in the face because a wicked priest got his son possessed by his angry vengeful god, and he got to sit back and watch while his son killed his wife and his daughter was warped away to who knew where so he couldn’t kill her too and he took the peaceful empire he’d gotten his hands so bloody to make and turned it into a terrifying tyrannical nightmare where the people lived in fear and children were rounded up and slaughtered as blood offerings and everything went very bad very quickly and it was all done under Arvis’ name because he’d been turned into a puppet emperor by Julius and Manfroy and the best time of his life turns into the worst time of his life real hecking fast. If it had to be narrowed down to one specific thing it’d be him regretting ever speaking to Manfroy to begin with, but it really is everything that’d led up to reaching the point that he’d gotten to.
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