#i know my skin care routine isnt the most exciting but its been working for me

[allylikethecat]

3, 9, 29 for those weird asks (if you say angel hair for the last one i might have to unfollow (jk but seriously if that’s your preferred noodle i need an in depth explanation cause i have beef with angel hair))

YESSS thank you for indulging me send sending me questions from the weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well ask list!! (if anyone else wants to send me an ask from this list OR reblog it themselves it can be found HERE) also you are in luck I personally *hate* angel hair lol it's too thin to properly hold onto the sauce and therefore there is no point in it existing lol

3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

Orange. I hate bright orange so much. I can deal with like a fall tone darker / burnt orange but like orange orange makes me angry

9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

In the morning I wash my face, then somehow ended up super into the Rhode skin care set for the morning - it like doesn't make my face burn and creates a nice base for makeup so I'm a big fan. I use the glazing milk, then the peptide glazing fluid and then finish off with the barrier restore cream and then sunscreen. At night I take all my make up off with make up remover, then wash my face with a DIFFERENT face wash, then it's a korean green tea serum, an eye serum, facial cream, eye cream, and it's topped off with an ultra hydrating overnight skincare mask and a lip mask. I live in a super dry climate so I am all about all the moisture lol

29. preferred pasta noodle?

Imma be honest my preferred pasta shape is influenced by what kind of sauce its covered in - though overall I do usually love a farfalle (mini and regular) and also a thicker spaghetti (not linguine, specifically a THICK spaghetti)

Thank you SO MUCH for indulging me and sending this ask omg I love these ask game situations SO MUCH and it makes me SO HAPPY when people are willing to play them with me so thank you, thank you, thank you!! Also I am now horrifyingly curious what the beef with angel hair pasta if you're willing to share lol I hope you are having a great weekend and that you have a great rest of your week!

❤️Ally

[obsessive-ego]

Beetlejuice somehow manages to convince Reader to take him to work, but instead of doing anything supernatural, he does his 'living guy' routine and practically kicks in the door yelling:

"ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU F*CK-FACES HAS BEEN S*IT-TALKING MY WAIFU Y/N!"

"Please god, let the floor open up and swallow me whole"

...

If beetlejuice was good at one thing it was convincing you to do something, hell he once got you roped into a back alley brawl with a gang of raccoons.

But today wasnt anything dangerous like that, today the ghoul has sweet talked you into bring him to you work

"I just wanna see what you do all day without me~"

The bus ride up to work gave you time to dwell on it, this is gonna backfire isnt it? You could only stare out the window, beetlejuice on the other hand was buzzing with excitement, practically glowing green sitting next to you.

As you let yourself in the building you go into auto pilot, heading to the employees lounge, hanging up your jacket and putting your lunch in the shared fridge, then it clicked, beetlejuice was here with you right? Why was he being so quiet?

"Bee?" You whispered

Nothing

"Lawrence?" You asked alittle louder

"Y/n? Who's Lawrence?"

You nearly jumped out of your skin, not seeing your coworker enter the room.

"Its nothing" you blurt out, quickly scrambling to leave and start your shift.

Your morning was the same as always, easy going to a boring amount, but that tiny voice inside screamed 'where is beetlejuice and what is he doing?' You couldn't help but be bothered by it, hes a grown man, he doesnt need you worring about him, you frown at the thought, he tricked you, he wanted to get out of the house and you let him, now god knows what shit he's doing.

"Uh y/n?"

You're snapped out of your thoughts when a coworker taps you on the shoulder.

"I think a friend of yours is looking for you?" They mutter before pointing to the front of the store where a commotion was going on, hou recognized the voice of your manger but not the voice of the other person yelling.

"Sir please"

"ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHICH ONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN MAKING MY WAIFU Y/N UPSET"

Closer inspection on the mystery voice you can feel you stomach drop, there stood beetlejuice, but a cleaner beetlejuice, his suit looked new, the mold on his face gone, his teeth were no longer monstrous, he looked almost human.

"Y/n do you know this man-"

"No" you were quick to answer

At the mention of your name Beetlejuice's attention was now drawn to you, you could see the glint in his eyes that always ment trouble.

"Theres my sweet waifu~" he cooed in a voice you never herd before, the gravely tone that made your knees weak was gone completely.

The demon strolls over to you, giving your cheeks a light pinch "oh honey, you're such a kidder~ I'm y/n totally living human husbando, I love them with all my living beating heart~"

Your heart was beating so hard from embarrassment it hurt, you wanted the floor to open up and swallow you whole, hell anything would be fine to get out of this, was this why he wanted to come to work with you? To humiliate you?

"Like I was saying I want to talk to whoever has been giving my sweet little honey waifu a hard time lately" the ghoul purred his hand rubbing up and down your back

Okay yeah, you came home from work the other day in tears cuz a coworker was belittling you, and yes you mentioned to beej you were sick of them, but you didnt think hed DO anything.

"I am so sorry, hes a friend of mine, and- AH!" you're cut short with a yelp due to a rather harsh pinch on your bum.

"Oh y/n always with the jokes, I'm their living future husbando-"

"Honey can I talk to you alone" you yank the demon's arm as you pull him away from your manger to a more secluded area in the store

"Okay bee-"

"Honey?"

"Huh?"

"It sounds so good coming from your lips, you should call me that more often~" he purrs the gravely tone sneaking it's way back to his voice.

"Oh?" You gently grab the demon by his tie giving it a light tug "you like it when I call you 'honey'?"

"Oh yes~" he purrs, hair turning an electric pink "call me anything you want babycakes~" as smart as beetlejuice was it was super easy to get his defenses down, albeit embarrassing.

"Anything?" You whisper

"Mmmmhmmm"

"Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!"

"WAIT NO-" and with a puff of green smoke he was gone, you sigh, no you gotta straighten out the whole husband thing and whatnot, great.

Bonus

Explaing how that man was a friend of yours who thinks he's funny was easier then expected, unfortunately you gotta deal with your coworkers teasing you about him

Once you got home after what felt like the longest most embarrassing day of your life, you really debated on bringing beetlejuice back, yes you knew he hated the netherworld and being alone, be he also really pissed you off today and crossed a line.

As you were a softie you decided to bring him back, the second beetlejuice was in your home he tackles you into a rather tight bear hug.

"You missed your husbando didnt you babes? Tomorrow you let daddy take care of that mean coworker, just point them out" he coos nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck.

"I should have left you banished" you grumble

"BUT YOU DIDN'T"

[sleeplesssecrets]

time goes slower for me when im sad i guess. if im in a good mood and rushing through having a good time, talking and laughing, i dont even think about the time. if i sit still for too long i become so aware of the time i begin to wonder how anyone could ever want to sit for more than a few minutes even to reflect. but if im just a little lost in my head, i can lay down in bed and stare at literally nothing and think about everything and feel several things at once and only a few minutes will go by. i wonder how long i could realistically sit there for. a lot of people say time goes faster as you get older but also say time flies when youre having fun. this is another reason i hate cliches. no one knows what the fuck they’re talking about. im a lil burnt out on some stuff atm. i hate that i hate having a routine. because its not the routine that i hate, its the stuff i fall into in my routine i hate. i wake up late and eat junk food and sit at my desk for hours and dont even make art. all the stuff i do with brynn doesnt count. shes amazing and creative and over flowing with beautiful little human things i enjoy sharing with her. anyways, then tanner comes home and we eat dinner and i feel guilt from eating then i lay in bed thinking about everything, hating my body, craving attention and wanting to make things i dont have the motivation to make. i daydream hard when i dont want to think about things and ive been thinking about girls a lot. i hopelessly look at girls on instagram that i used to hate in middle school, imagining how i would fit against her if i ever had the chance. i had a dream (a dream not a day dream lol) that a pretty but boyish girl swept me off my feet and moved me into her apartment. i didnt have a fiance or child in this dream which felt weird when i woke up and thought about it. ive been constructing a girl in my head that i would like to meet one day, her name is princess winsome and she has a bright smile and takes care of me. she asks me if im ok and tells me exactly how things are. idk if ive said this before but some months are girl months and other months are guy months for me. im having a girl month, where i just want to appreciate and be around the joy of women. and guy months are a different emotion where i just want to share myself with the comfort of guys. not in sexual ways, girl months or guy months, just in a fulfilling sense. ive been dying to do photos, boudoir in nature, for my friend cos i miss just being next to her. hanging out with her in any manner is eventually tiring but i have a different type of patience when im taking photos. i imagine she’ll kind of stumble around posing and understanding lighting while i take pictures, and ill have to guide her and comfort her. ok im fucking losing it. i need to do her photos. its been so long since ive picked up my camera with a sense of purpose. its been too long since ive thought about lights and props and body parts and shapes and lines and colors. i also want to do my sister in laws photos. also boudoir in nature haha. its my favorite kind of shoot these days and it all started when a friend from high school had me do her photos once. i had so much fun having that privilege and her trust. that first shoot taught me so much. and not just technical stuff. i have an intimate set of knowledge about someone that is sexy in nature but friendly in practice. its such a unique little bond i have with her that ill take with me for the rest of my life. i sincerely hope that anyone who has nudes of them taken by other people share that with their photographers or person who took their photos. i hope people dont get into boudoir just for the nudity. it’s so much more. its about pose and posture and innocence and lack there of and the kind of things you think that statue the thinker is thinking about. it’s about desire and pleasure and warmth and trust. its not a show or a script or defined by the viewer. it’s a tale whispered by the subject, and im lucky enough to be within hearing range. when i get really sad, i want to take photos. i think about the kinds of photos i want or the people i want to shoot and i get sadder that im not motivated enough to do it. blah blah blah i feel like talking about something else. i mentioned my sister in law earlier and i want to talk about her lol. last year on this very blog i complained about her most terrible boyfriend at the time. and this year she has a new boyfriend that shes been dating for a few months and now they live together and its all super cute and happy. but i still am just a little skeptical and i hate being skeptical but i am about this. idk if ive said this here but ill say it again just in case, it would take a very special person to be a good enough person for skyler. she personally gets under my skin and i couldnt ever picture a perfect person for her. i dont feel like that person exists. so my complaint isnt necessarily the dude, its the fact i dont know if theres anyone out there that would actually be good for her. anyways, the guy is super nice and above average good looking. hes big and hes funny. he gets along with everyone and meets people where they’re at and doesn’t argue about dumb shit and sits quietly minding his business most of the time. i think the only thing i dont like about his personality is that when hes talking, he fills the room with his voice and has everyones attention and his presence just penetrates any personal moment you might be having otherwise. but im just so lost as to why he likes skyler. she is so impressed by him and loves the things he does and the way he is and whatever other gooey shit. but idk what hes getting in return. im just... putting their relationship on a different set of expectations and patiently waiting for the day they dont work out. everyone will be so confused and wonder what it was but ill know that it wasnt gonna happen. idk why tho. when i feel like i have a feeling about something i usually dont talk about it becuase i would hate to be wrong, but i needed to say something about that because im excited to be right and would love to have proof that i called it haha. anyways i have to pee and i have so many things i wanna talk about but dont feel like it atm.