#i kno it's slightly ooc of yiling laozu LMAO

[coffee-and-cookies-mochi]

me: is supposed to study for an interview i hope i get This Time

also me: ....okay but how do i put yiling laozu!wwx and hanguang-jun fighting together in a battle field and giving everyone (lan sect elders included) one hell of an amazing show [but ofc it’s post-canon!]

....like imagine the badassery and yes the shameless flirting courtesy of wwx lmao

wwx, all red eyes and terrifying aura: oh, hanguang-jun! i’m sorry i wasn’t able to meet you at the front gate i got busy with this-

lwj, calm and smiling a little as he walks to him: mn. it is all right.

wwx: anyway, dear husband, where’s the rice cakes and sweets that you promised me~?

 jc, lan juniors, lqr: *chokes*

 lwj: *shows wwx the qiankun pouch* here.

 wwx, smiling widely and cheeks flushed and basically yiling laozu being uncharacteristically him: waaaaa, so benevolent!! you’re such a kind, sweet husband, er-gege~ --

jiang cheng, 100% done: YOU TWO BETTER STOP F-CKING FLIRTING WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE DOWN THESE FIENDS

the fiends: ...