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boxwinebaddie · 12 hours ago

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uncle nina has a very long sixteen hr+ long flight ahead of her and the only thing getting me through is that i know when jerseykyle goes through tsa and has to whip his belt and his sweater off lookin like a 6ft tall gorgeous long haired ginger supermodel people almost start cryin

#;nina speaks.#the way i would throw my wallet like a javelin dude #i would have a heart attack #i knlw people are just staring at him like…Wow.#they always stop his fine ass too n have to frisk him #and i know he gives them a hard ass time #like wooow! what was it my nose…my last name?#im sorry is this an airport? is this america?#or is this auschwitz? hm?! Quickly!#talking fast as hell in the jersey accent #with the vein in his neck standing out and his slacks sliding down his sharp ass hipbone #like trying to put his hair up with one hand and throw a punch with the other #and that tsa lady just pulled him aside to admire him #like sir i have no idea what you are saying but you are the finest man i have ever seen #like i know he whips off the belt lightning quick like it’s magic mike and takes off the lumpy argyle sweater #and puts his hands behind his head and the entire tsa light up stops to cry and throw up #wish that were me #meanwhile they’re like…ur *squints* raven of crimson dawn…are u Sure sir?#like aahHhahaahHa! yep uh regrettably unfortunately that’s me do u want to see #the butterfly tramp stamp tattoo i got when i was 18 bc yeah uh…it’s still there…And Blue #jk they fly him privately everywhere and he looks like a racoon u pulled out the dumpster but…A Cute….Racoon…</3 #with his eyeliner all over his face and his hair in five hundred directions like im so sorry where are we again #like *hungover* *tired* *hiccup* gooood morning -looking at eyeliner writing on hand- yugioh-slovakiaaa~ *peace sign*#legends and icons both of them

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