#i knew the smut was gonna win 💀

[miguelhugger2099]

when will the comic miguel x reader x atsv miguel smut fic come out?

probablyyyy sometime next week. no later than next saturday im pretty sure

since i decided itd be a 2 parter i want to get both of those done and post them at the same time so itll take some time, forgive me🫡

[joeys-babe]

Joey B Imagines: Get It On*

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summary: after a road game win in San Francisco, you know Joe’s gonna be in a certain mood when he gets home. you had stayed in Cincinnati with your twin boys and Joe couldn't wait to celebrate the win with you. Being able to predict that, you decide to play a little prank on Joe.

warnings: talks of and illusions to smut, mostly fluff, funny/unserious

pairing: Joe Burrow x reader

imagine universe: into the mystic

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Bye week - October 18th (with flashbacks from October 15th & 12th)

(y/n’s pov)

The bye week was something I had been looking forward to since week one.

With the calf strain before the season even started it had been a little harder for Joe to get into the groove. He’s been more down on himself than normal and it was clear to me that he needed rest which is exactly what a week off would give him.

When Joe was home with me and the twins he wasn't Joe Burrow the quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals, he was simply “Dada” to his boys and “Joey” to me.

He loved it, being away from the bustle of the NFL and being with his little family.

After a morning of sleeping in and cuddling, Joe cooked breakfast while I watched the twins, who were playing on the floor with their toys while sitting on their playmat.

They had just said their first words within a week of each other, both saying “Dada”. I thought I would've been jealous if my boys said Daddy, Dad, or Dada first but the situations in which they said it were so sweet that I couldn't have been upset.

The boy’s first game was at home against the Seahawks a few days ago. I sat up in the box with Robin & Jimmy plus my boys.

Tyson was sitting on Robin’s lap while I had Miles on mine. Joe ran out and Robin bounced Tyson on her lap saying “Look there's Dada!!” to which Tyson loudly squealed and cooed his first word in response to his grandma.

“Da-da!”

I hurt my neck with how fast it snapped in his direction from pure shock.

Miles said it just a few days before after Joe came home from practice.

Joe walked through the door and immediately found me in the kitchen feeding the boys. He walked over and kissed my cheek before turning his direction to his boys. Miles was reaching out to his dad and Joe immediately picked him up.

“Did you miss daddy?” - you smiled

“Da.. Da!” - Miles

Watching Joe’s eyes widen before he tossed Miles in the air was the sweetest sight.

“Thats my boy!!” - Joe yelled

Now back to the present day, Joe was in the floor with the twins passing around this tiny foam football. “Teach ‘em early” Joe would say.

I sat scrolling through Tiktok when a funny video came up on my fyp of this wife pranking her husband by lighting a candle that smelled like farts and putting it in their bedroom, after seeing the husband's reaction I immediately ordered the candle in hopes to do the same prank on Joe.

I had to laugh as I glanced over my phone at the unsuspecting victim. This was going to be hilarious.

October 29th - After 49ers game

Everyone seemed on cloud nine after the win over the Niners. I stayed back in Cincinnati with the twins while Joe was in San Fran. My parents ended up coming over to watch the game and overall it was a good day.

It wasn't long after the boys went back to the locker room that I received a text from Joe.

Hey mama.

To other people, it might seem like an innocent text, but to me, after all these years with Joe, I knew where this was headed.

Hey, champ!

A couple of seconds later when Joe replied back, I couldn't help but bust out laughing.

Whatcha wearing rn? 😏

I looked down at my current fit and thought about whether I should tell the truth or lie to please him.

Nothing special. Just a pair of your sweatpants and one of your Bengals shirts.

I got worried when he didn't message back for a minute or so, worried that I had disappointed him.

Sounds sexy.

Boy. 💀

Listen, I'm feeling really good right now. I gotta go shower but I'll text you when we're on the bus to the airport.

Talk to ya later then! Enjoy your shower, baby.

Ttyl, love you. ❤️

Love you too!

After I hit send, I put my phone down for a bit and ushered my parents out of the house. I’d hopefully get a shower, get the boys to sleep, and clean the house up a bit before Joe got home.

He'd definitely be getting home late but after big road game wins that would end in a long night for the both of us.

This also meant that tonight would be the perfect night to use something that I ordered back during the bye.

What was that you may ask?

A candle that smells like farts.

Now I’m not a big prankster but I will never pass up an opportunity to mess with Joe, it's been like that since we started dating in high school.

45 minutes later I had gotten most of the dishes washed in the sink, along with putting the clean dishes from the dishwasher up, and moved on to folding and putting away laundry.

It was always fun putting Joe’s clothes back up in our walk-in closet due to how diverse and unique each article was.

I saw the different suits and past game-day fits as a reminder of all of the ups and downs Joe and I have been through together.

Moving over to hang up his favorite grey jeans, in the corner of my eye I caught a view of the jacket Joe wore the day of the AFC Championship back in 2022. That was the same night Joe proposed to me and the thought made me smile. When the memory of what had happened later that night popped into my mind my once-innocent smile turned into more of a smirk. That was one goooood night.

My thoughts ended up interrupted when my phone dinged but seeing Joe’s name being the source of the tone made my smile reappear.

How’s my wife and my boys doing?

One of Joe’s biggest worries, since we found out I was pregnant, was him not being around enough for his kids to have a good relationship with their father. Every away game Joe seemed to check up on his little family every chance he got and though it was incredibly sweet, I worried about how he thought about himself parent-wise. He was an amazing dad, the boys loved him so much

We're doing great, baby. Your boys are already asleep and your wife is just cleaning around the house right now.

We should be home in a few hours but don't feel like you have to wait up for me, it'll be late.

I'm def waiting for him, I thought to myself with a laugh.

Okay! Are the guys all feeling good after the win?

Oh yeah, everyone is hyped right now. They're blaring music and have asked the bus driver to take a detour to the nearest club twice. LOL

You guys should go! Y’all need to celebrate.

It took a few minutes for Joe to respond but when he did, his message warmed my heart.

No thanks. That would just take time away from getting home to you guys. I miss you and the boys so much.

We miss you too. Especially the boys, who kept yelling “Daddy!” every time you were on the TV.

When I read Joe’s reply it was a complete mood shift, but I can't say I wasn't expecting it.

Did you also yell Daddy when I was on the TV?

Omg, Joe!

You'll be saying that again later, baby. 😉

Big wins always put Joe in this mindset but I couldn't help but giggle at his forward texts.

I was brainstorming what to say next when I remembered a little photoshoot I did the other day when Joe was away at practice. These pics would get him worked up for sure.

The pictures were of me fresh out of the shower in the mirror with nothing but his jersey and a tiger-striped thong on. The jersey was hiked up on my hip to where the panties were visible but my phone covered my face, the star of the show was the huge “9” on my front.

*Attachmentt 3 images*

When a few minutes had passed by and Joe hadn’t said anything back I started to get worried. He's on the bus right now... what if someone else saw the pics? Oh no.

If someone else saw those Joe’d be pissed. Oh no.

Holy shit, mama. You look fucking gorgeous.

Oh thank God, I thought.

You like what you see?

Screw like, I damn love it. Those pics are just for me, right?

Your eyes only, J. ❤️

I had no idea what was going on with Joe other than his texts, so I was completely oblivious to him struggling to contain himself in front of the guys.

You don't understand how much I'm struggling right now.

Struggling how Joey?

I knew exactly how he was struggling but I wanted him to come out and say it.

I'm getting so fucking hard. The last thing I need is the guys seeing a tent in my damn sweats.

Just a couple pics got you worked up?

y/n, baby how do you still not understand how much you turn me on after all this time?

Idk, Joe.

Plus baby it's not just the pics you sent me, it's also thinking about what's bound to happen when I get home.

What's that?

I'm gonna get you naked and show you exactly why you wear number nine. Sound good?

Can't wait.

We're boarding the plane, I'll see you later my love.

See you later, Joey.

*time skip*

It was almost two in the morning and there was still no sign of Joe. I was starting to get tired and was genuinely considering just going to bed.

Rolling over onto my side to get comfortable, I had just closed my eyes when I heard the garage door opening. Meaning Joe was home.

I removed the covers from my body and slipped out of bed, running my hands over the front of my satin nightgown to flatten it out before going downstairs.

By the time I made it into the mudroom, where the door that connects the garage to the house is, Joe was already there taking his shoes off.

“Hey baby.” - you smiled

Joe flinched before he found my eyes, his gaze softening as he did so.

“Shit babe, you scared me.” - Joe laughed

“Sorry, how was the plane ride?” - you

“It was fine, everyone was pretty much asleep so I just sat there on my phone… thinking about you.” - Joe

“Is that so?” - you giggled

“Yes ma'am. I missed you like hell.” - Joe

I opened my arms for him and he immediately walked over into my embrace. His arms wrapped tightly around my waist as my hands ran up and down his muscular back.

Joe leaned down and pressed a kiss to my lips before letting his hands drop from my lower back down to my butt.

“The boys still asleep?” - Joe

“Mhm.” - you

“Just us then, wanna go upstairs?” - Joe

“Before we do that… when was the last time you ate?” - you

“I ate this morning and had some snacks on the plane. I'm low-key starving but I made a promise to you about what was happening when I got home.” - Joe

Pulling away from his arms, I pecked his lips before patting his stomach.

“Let's get some food in you, then you can fulfill your promise.” - you winked at him

Joe grinned as he followed me into the kitchen, he sat on one of the barstools as I looked in the fridge.

“What do you want?” - you

“You.” - Joe mumbled

“What was that?” - you turned to face him

Joe smirked at me before dropping his head with a laugh.

“Nothin. Uh, whatcha got?” - Joe

“I've got leftover chicken and noodles, sandwich stuff, bacon for a BLT…” - you

“Chicken and noodles are fine.” - Joe

“Okay, I'll heat that for ya.” - you

I popped the container into the microwave and made my way over to Joe, laying my head on his shoulder.

“Sorry if I'm kinda clingy, I just missed you.” - you

“Don't ever apologize for wanting to be close to me, baby.” - Joe’s hand moved to cradle your head

Just a few seconds before the timer went off, I stopped is as to not wake up the twins with the loud ding.

After handing Joe his food with a kiss on the cheek, I walked upstairs.

I told Joe that I went up there to finish cleaning up but in reality, I was lighting the candle. The directions said that it would smell like vanilla for the first 30 minutes, then it would gradually start to smell bad.

Once it was in a sufficient spot I made my way back downstairs. Joe was in the same spot he was when I left but now he was just in his grey sweatpants as he ate and scrolled on his phone.

The floorboards creaked before I was completely in the kitchen and Joe looked behind him to make sure it was just me.

“You look incredibly beautiful in that nightgown by the way.” - Joe

“Well thank you, a special someone bought it for me.” - you

“A special someone?” - Joe gave you a confused/agitated look

“You bought it for me you goof.” - you laugh

“Oh!” - Joe laughed

We shared small talk as he finished eating. Talking about dinner for the rest of the week, the grocery list, just little things.

Joe abruptly stood up and walked over to the sink to wash the Tupperware his chicken and noodles were in. My eyes couldn't seem to peak away from his body, his back muscles flexed with every scrub he made making me feel hot all over.

He grabbed a towel and was now facing me as he dried the dish, my eyes still drawn to the veins protruding from his hands and arms.

After it was dry to his liking he put it up and the cabinet and sat back down on the stool next to me.

With a longing glance at each other, Joe swiftly grabbed my waist and pulled me off my stool and onto his lap. My hands landed on his chest as his mouth was immediately on mine.

Joe’s hands gripped my hips and slowly slid down to my thighs.

“You still got that tiger-striped thong on?” - Joe

He was grinning up at me as his hands slowly slid under my nightgown. His eyes turned dark when his fingertips reached my hips and he hadn't felt a band.

“No panties?” - Joe’s voice dropped an octave

“No, sir.” - you

“Fuck, y/n…” - Joe groaned

I felt Joe’s hand start moving down toward my inner thigh and I had to stop him. The confused look on his face made me giggle.

“Can we do it more… vanilla tonight?” - you

“Oh yeah, that's okay with me. Whatever you want baby, I'll give you.” - Joe

“Okay… now where were we?” - you

Joe moved his hands back to my waist and stood up, my legs instinctively wrapping around his waist.

He started up the stairs, taking them two at a time as he continued kissing me.

Joe’s pace changed as we passed by the twin’s room to make sure the sound of us rushing to the bedroom wouldn't wake them up.

Once in the bedroom, Joe shut the door and moved to lay me down on the bed.

“Did you light a candle for mood lighting?” - Joe grinned

“Guilty.” - you laughed

Joe laughed along with me as he climbed on top of me. The candlelight accentuated the soft features of his face and enhanced them, he looked even more ridiculously beautiful than he already was.

The faint smile on his face melted my heart as he admired me.

“Gosh… I love you so much y/n.” - Joe

I reached up and combed his curls back with my hand before slowly moving my hand lower to stroke his cheek.

“I love you too, Joe. So so much.” - you

Joe gently pressed our lips together. We engaged in a thorough, slow-burn kiss, that had my toes curling in my fluffy socks.

Very slowly, Joe’s hands moved from my sides and back up my nightgown. He started gently inching it up my body as his lips never left mine.

Once it was completely off my body, Joe disengaged his lips from mine to pull it over my head. The only thing I was left in was my bra.

“You are so… beautiful. Unbelievably beautiful. You're just… breathtaking y/n.” - Joe

His eyes scanned over my body with so much love behind them. I wanted nothing more than to lean over and blow the candle out, knowing It was going to ruin this intimate moment but it was too late.

Joe’s once content face was scrunched up in disgust as he abruptly rolled off of me.

“What the fuck is that?” - Joe

“What do you mean? Did I do something?” - you

“I don't think so… unless. Babe, did you fart? If you did…. goddamn!” - Joe

“Joseph Lee! I did not let one rip while we were trying to get it on!” - you

Joe tried so hard not to cackle but ultimately failed, his nose re-scrunching when he took a big inhale.

“What the actual hell is that putrid smell then, I know for sure it wasn't me! That smells so bad that if it was me I'd be in the bathroom right now.” - Joe

I giggled to myself as Joe hopped off the bed and started smelling around the room.

“Joe baby, you look like a damn bloodhound smelling around like that.” - you hollered laughing

“Well, I'm trying to find whatever the fuck that is so I can get rid of it! I'm not going to bed until I get some sugar.” - Joe

My laughing only got louder as Joe dropped to his knees and started looking under the bed for the source of the stink.

“Maybe there's a dirty pull-up under here…” - Joe grumbled

I rolled off the bed and grabbed a pair of Joe’s boxers that were clean and in his pile of laundry before slipping them on and walking over to his nightstand.

“Baby get off the floor.” - you

“Hold on! I think I'm getting close!” - Joe

“Joe! Get up! It's the candle!” - you laughed

Joe suddenly stood up and looked at me with a confused look on his face.

“How is it the candle? It says vanilla?” - Joe

He walked over to me and I plugged my nose before blowing it out and moving it toward his nose.

Joe looked at me hesitantly before leaning down and smelling the freshly melted wax. He immediately jumped back and gagged at the terrible stench as I seemed t never stop laughing.

“God bless!” - Joe

“I pranked you pretty good huh babe?” - you

“That was not funny at all, and now our room smells terrible. Looks like there's no sex on the menu tonight.” - Joe pouted

The way he exaggeratedly pushed his bottom lip out in a frown had me grinning. I got on my tiptoes and repeatedly pecked his lips till his pout turned into a small smile.

“We can sleep on the couch and watch movies tonight.” - you smiled

I watched Joe’s smile fall back into a pout as he pressed his hips against my thigh, reminding me of his dilemma.

The unamused look on my face only made him more whiney as multiple “please y/n” fell from his lips.

“Here, how about we get in the shower and I suck you off at the end. Would that make you happy?” - you sighed

“No. I don't want pity head.” - Joe grumbled

“Boy please you know pity head doesn't exist in this relationship.” - you smirked

Joe’s frown once again turned into a smile as he took my hand and led us into the bathroom.

Once both of us stripped naked and got in the shower, Joe got his head before he pressed me against the shower and finally got what he'd been craving since the game ended.

After we cleaned each other off and hopped out of the shower, our bedroom had finally gone back to smelling like it normally does.

When Joe flopped on the bed he almost immediately knocked out.

“Tired?” - you kissed his forehead

Joe nodded and I kissed him one last time before cuddling up to him and falling asleep.

One thing you can take from our relationship is no matter what, get you a man that'll still rock your word less than 10 minutes after he thought you let out the worst-smelling fart known to man.

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Authors note: a random daydream turned into one of my fav fics ever. 💀

Hope you enjoyed! ❤️

[sxtaep]

You only got horny once? That means that you're purer and better than most of us here 😭😭😭😭😭😭. What did tht guy do to ruin you? 👀

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE NEED SOME TMI AROUND HERE 😭😭😭

it’s probably nothing serious and petty to some of you BUT THIS FUCKED ME UP DIFFERENTLY 😭

get ready for a long, boring story time guys

tw: jahanara being fucking stupid

ok i’ve mentioned this guy before, but let’s call him X for this storyline 😭

so, me and X have known each other since we were 11, we went to the same secondary school and ended up going to the same college. we weren’t close in secondary school, he was just a classmate and a mutual friend and that was it really.

going round to september 2020 when college started, that’s when we found out that we went to the same college and a lot of our mutual friends also joined us there so that’s when we started getting close along with our other friends.

it all started with a game of among us and then a server on discord where we used to play and talk everyday 😭 it was really fun and i guess that stemmed my liking towards him?

he was so nice and funny and he’d always be nicer to me compared to everyone else in our friend group and that just threw me totally off-guard.

in college when we’d meet up before/after our classes, we’d be with the rest of our friends just chilling and stuff or we’d be walking home together talking about the most random things (mostly aot).

now now, everyone in our friend group knew that i used to write smut and ffs and stuff so they’d always tease me about it, but he in particular would ask me questions like “how do you come up with this stuff?” “are you even into any of the things you write?” and i’m guessing he used that against me later on, you’ll see.

i think around December 2020 was when i became absolutely certain that i had a crush on him and IT WAS KILLING MEEE and it was the night of my birthday, i was talking to my close friends and i told them i was gonna confess just to get it off my chest and they were very onboard and supportive about it, so i messaged him.

surprisingly, he was very nice and normal about it which was weird because he’s the most unemotional person in the world 😭 but yeah, he said he appreciates it but he wasn’t looking for a relationship or anything and he’s more focused on his studies and i reassured him like “oh, i’m not looking for a relationship either, i’m just telling you to get it out of the way.”

like genuinely, i didn’t want a relationship, YOU GUYS KNOW ME 💀😭 but yeah, and he goes “you deserve someone a lot better than me anyway,” which made me go ??? wow really?

we ended the conversation on a good note and basically got on with our lives as normal.

two weeks go by and suddenly he’s being so distant towards me?? he was actively speaking on the groupchats we were in and taking to other people but whenever i tried to speak to him ON THE GROUP CHAT, he’d just ignore me and i was thinking ????? ok then, what did i do to him?

it got quite bad to the point where he’d just be openly rude to me and making unsolicited jokes towards me (and other people) so we were all like what the hell???

he also VERY SPECIFICALLY SAID “jahanara is not funny” which tbh idrc about bc a lot of my irls say i’m the least funniest in the group 😭 but my mates were still there to defend me like their lives depend on it (love them fr 😭) and then he goes again, “jahanara is not funny. at all.” IM LIKE DAMN DUDE WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

of course i ignored it and didn’t say anything because i HATE confrontation so i just left it.

X was close with my friend L, so she asked him why he was being so rude and distant to me and he goes “i didn’t want jahanara liking me because i knew she would end up hurt, so i made it seem like i’m a dickhead,” AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA 💀💀💀 it was not.

around february 2021, i was getting very very excited for the grammys because i thought bts would win and so i put a poll on my snapchat story that said ‘if bts win a grammy, i will _____’

that gained a lot of traction and people were sending crazy suggestions and one of my close friends was like “you should masturbate” AND I WAS LIKE GIRL???? ARE YOU FR???

and she was dead serious SO AS A JOKE, i added that onto the poll and everyone voted for that option because everyone saw me as the overtly horny virgin for bts that has never touched herself before because she’s scared 😭😭

i think a day before the grammys, everyone on the groupchat was talking about it, even the non-armys in our friend group were so invested in me doing this if bts won 😭 and they were all giving me tips and stuff and suddenly X goes “message me when you do it.”

i didn’t think much of it because my best friend also told me to message her when i do it which was so embarrassing 💀😭

so the grammys start, it’s about 2am march 15th 2020, and i’m sitting there waiting for them to announce who on, and of course, bts lost. i was bummed that they didn’t win but i thought fuck it, let me just do it once and get it over with because im an adult, how have i not done it before?

i send a snap of myself with a thumbs up to my best friend and X and i was like “wish me luck guys” and i was shitting bricks 😭

obviously i didn’t know what to do or how to start, but X responded to my snap straight away and he asked me if i knew what to do and i said no 💀 and i guess he kind of… got me started????

this is so embarrassing but he did actually help me get in the mood, he texted me a bit, yk just telling me how to get started AND I DONT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER MY HEAD BUT I SENT HIM NUDES 😭😭😭😭 LIKE NOT FULL ON FRONTAL NUDES, JUST LIKE…. A TITTY PIC OR TWO. OR THREE (bare in mind, i genuinely thought he was helping me because he liked me back 3 months after i confessed).

like seriously, idk what possessed me to send him nudes, i think i was very h word and gripped onto the fact that he may have actually had feelings for me 😭

he screenshot all of them and he was feeding me with so many compliments and praise and yk pulling the whole “pretty girl” “good girl” thing and that really got me going 😭

OH AND THEN HE PHONED MEEEE AND HE GUIDING ME THROUGH THE PHONEEEE AND THAT DID IT FOR ME that was the first time i actually felt very GENUINELY turned on, LIKE I WAS ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR, THIGHS LITERALLY SHAKINGGGGG AND THROBBING AND I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE IS THIS HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO FEEL??????

he was also… getting off too, i heard it all so that also blinded me into thinking he had feelings for me too 💀💀💀

he was doing the whole “if i was with you rn, i’d treat you so good” blah blah blah yk? the usual stuff, and i’m pretty sure we were at it for a good 40 minutes before wrapping up because i genuinely couldn’t finish and i hear a lot of women don’t finish often so i figured it was normal.

we said goodnight to each other and ended the call and the next day he sends a message on the groupchat and he goes “how was it, jahanara?” and i didn’t know what to say so i just went “yep, good. very good.” like we were playing this 'lets keep this between ourselves'.

i fully thought he liked me back after that night 😭 bro i was so blind 💀

i ended up telling my best friend because she has no other friends fr she’s my ride or die, so i just told her and the keeping it a secret thing didn’t last because one of X’s friends messaged me asking about it and i was like ….. how do you know?

turned out, X told his friend about it WHICH IMMEDIATELY GOT ME THINKING, OH NO WHAT IF HE SHOWED THE PICS I SENT??? so i messaged him asking him to delete them and he did, with proof, thank god .

everyone ended up finding out about what happened that night so everytime it was mentioned, it was just so awkward between us.

this all happened during the december-march 2021 lockdown we had and the lockdown ended on the 17th so i saw him that day it was so awkward being around him after that, i just knew things would never be the same.

i’d say around may, he started gaining an interest in one of my friends (a very close online friend) let’s call her D after i posted a photo of her on my story.

he kept asking questions about whether she had a boyfriend and stuff and me being me, completely impartial, i told him no, she doesn’t have a boyfriend, and then he wanted to add her on snap so i gave it to him.

i checked in with my friend D and she said she was fine being added by him and she had absolutely no interest in him the way he did AND she knew i liked him so she was never going to pursue anything anyway.

she added him back and X was trying to flirt with her and D thought it was the most embarrassing thing ever trying so hard to win her over.

he spent a good couple weeks chatting her up and begging for photos (nudes, duh) and she didn’t give them so he kind stopped with all the messages.

i knew everything because D was telling me what he was doing and i thought… God wtf? is this who i really like?

a lot of our friends found out about it and confronted him going “why would you go after jahanara’s friend begging for nudes when you know she still likes you?” and he got so much shit for it he took it out on me, again, being rude and making insensitive comments about everything and from there everything just fizzled.

i removed him everywhere, snapchat, instagram, his number, discord etc etc and he did the same apparently i couldn’t care less.

he became this guy that was so hard to talk to without getting attacked for no reason and he started spewing all this shit about what happened on grammys night, and just talking so much bs but me being me, i didn’t say anything about it or confront him about it so i just left it and let everyone else say what they wanted.

throughout 2021/22 everything died down, the groupchat became less active, people were talking a lot less, X was still bitching around me and being rude but whatever. everyone started uni so the groupchat actually died out so now interactions are very scarce.

this whole story pretty much stemmed my dislike towards males and relationships and sexual encounters. i haven’t even ATTEMPTED to be intimiate with myself since march 2020 because i’m always gonna be reminded of him and what he did, telling all his mates about it and what-not.

can’t even bring myself to wear the same pyjamas i wore that night because it makes me feel icky ☹️

but ye, that’s the story in balamory 😁 hope you guys enjoyed 😁👍

bared my titties for someone that wasn’t bangtan, i can’t believe it

[nuatthebeach]

2022 Wrapped

Tagged by @corneliaavenue! You're a lovely thing <3

Oof, it's already 2023, isn't it? Oh, well.

Post the top 5 works you're most proud of that you released in 2022 (not necessarily your most popular)

it's gonna be 4 now lol.

persist and resist the temptation to ask you - this one is perhaps the most authentic, soul-pouring fic i've ever written. and the one i'm most proud of because of my growth in writing prose and pacing overall. there were many times i would huddle with a blanket in a dark room (💀) simply because of how much i was feeling in the moment. it was the most visceral experience i've had writing so far.

like passing notes in secrecy - i would say that when i finished persist, i was in this writing craze/high in that i simply wanted to write anything since i finally felt like i was on a roll, but that wouldn't do this fic - and my work - justice. because persist was so angsty, i desperately needed to write something that was light and fluffy in consequence for my own sake. i'm very happy about the banter and humor i was able to apply to this OTP; it was pure serotonin, and i hope it was the same for others.

Midnight - my first hinny smut!! aka i took my headcanon of switch!hinny and really ran with it. though i no longer have the same exact headcanon about the two of them, i'm still really proud of how steamy this turned out. and i have a feeling all the private bookmarkers do too 👀

you knew that i'm a mastermind, and now you're mine - man, the sheer power tswift holds on all fic writers everywhere. the aim was to use this song ("mastermind") in irony to show how the wizarding world perceives ginny relative to her relationship with harry. and because ginny is such a force of nature, she and the press manage to come to a certain albeit amusing level of agreement (a true mastermind har dee har). it's a bamf character moment for her, and she owned every second of it.

your top 4 current WIPs that you're excited to release in the new year

you reminded me to open up my google docs for the first time in a month! phewww.

premed hinny!rivals to lovers fic - snippet here. my final fuck you (and extremely reluctant thank you) to undergrad in the form of my OTP. fic is fully outlined and ready to be written if only i could give it the time of day 😭. but now that i have a lot of time opened up for me in the next several months, i'll finally get to it! fingers crossed

anniversary hinny smut - hinny roleplays as strangers in a bar, and let's just say we'll stick the art of acting to the shitty movies. a whole ass page written so far, so i take that as a win!

a somewhat angst, somewhat crack fic... i uh... have the most written for this wip so far of all my wips and im both proud and mortified by that. let's just say it's a story of how hinny finds themselves back to each other postwar... and the path is not exactly a straight route. playlist is a wip as well.

another crack fic because apparently that's all @takearisk-ao3 and me are on... though it's more accurate to say i helped to brainstorm and Hannah, the brilliant Executioner. to quote Hannah's post... "no comment."

im adding a fifth one because why not. hinny!vampire au. though there's only been half a page written for it so far, and hence a lot of white space, im so, so ready for the tools of creativity to lead me to more crackheadery that ive yet to discover. (like i needed more to start with.)

your top 3 biggest improvements in your writing over the past year

i think my writing comes off a bit "cleaner" now? there's more of a coherent plot, resolution to my fics than most of the simple "slices of life" that i wrote more of last year.

i'd like to think the dialogue comes off more natural now too. im finally getting the hang of doing more "showing" than telling and implementing symbolism and metaphors when trying to display a broader theme/concept.

im able to sit with fics and be at ease with the fact that im not going to have the right answer immediately. that i have to wait before i can post to make it better. i started prioritizing quality over mass production - and while this is still something i struggle with a lot of the times - i feel like this is a bit of a step up from last year. and most importantly, i learned that rewrites - not just editing - may be necessary too, and that is okay. that does not make me a bad writer but (hopefully) a thoughtful one.

your top 2 resolutions (ways you wish to improve your writing/blog) for the new year

to not constantly compare myself to other people's writing. focus on how i can improve myself without being intimidated by all the works of the many amazing writers in the fandom. to finally put words on the page fearlessly and authentically, like i felt i did with persist.

to take more risks. keep putting my characters in uncomfortable situations and testing out how they can grow from them. to not feel limited in my writing just because in my young age i havent experienced them. to push my boundaries more. (i thank @fairsquare16 @takearisk-ao3 and @narukoibito for encouraging this and the first goal every single time i feel even the slightest bit down about it; they're also the reason im still entertaining all these crackfics so put the blame on them when they eventually come out)

and your number 1 favorite line you've written this year

my fucking answer to this changes every two seconds...not for any other reason except that it's my biggest conspiracy theory that i have early, early onset dementia and can't for the life of me remember. here's one for now:

Like the story, the moral is just as simple: love unconditionally, act irrevocably. One shouldn't fear wearing their heart on their sleeve if the alternative is to never plant, water, and bathe it with the light of day.

After all, what are mistakes if not signs to grow?

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#i left for the wrestling cruise and hadn’t heard of covid and the first text i got when i got off the boat was ‘hey be careful of covid”’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

John Silver my beloved

162 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

#4

An important picture from after dynamite went off the air of Ruby wearing Regal’s jacket

166 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

#3

The storytelling on this feud is just so good

174 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

#2

174 notes - Posted September 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Don’t Bet Against the Devil

When she strikes up a deal with MJF , the stakes are impossibly high, and they spend the night locked in a battle that neither can afford to lose.

Pairing: MJF x OFC

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Smut (minors dni), Rough Sex, Degradation, Oral Sex (Male Receiving), Spitting, Slapping, Choking, Spanking, Hair Pulling, Semi-Public Sex, General Filth

“Go to Cole’s wedding with me.” It was a demand, not a request, and she bristled. She was sitting at the bar by herself when he slid into the seat beside her.

“Not a chance.” She said with a laugh, not taking her eyes off her phone. Max snatched it from her hands and she struggled to take it back but his arms were stretched high above her head. Glaring, she folded her arms across her chest.

“What I meant was, ‘you’re coming to Cole’s wedding with me.’” He was unfazed by her reaction; he knew this was going to take some convincing. But he had all the liquor that Philadelphia had to offer, and they had late flights tomorrow, so he was fully prepared to push the idea.

“That’s not gonna happen, Max. I’m planning on getting laid at this wedding, and coming with a date is a pretty big cock block.” She shifted her weight, leaning back in her bar stool, finally looking him over. Cocky, as usual, but it was covering a thinly veiled earnestness that she hadn’t expected. She traced the tip of her middle finger around the rim of her drink before lifting it to her lips, hoping a little more booze could help her unsee what was hiding behind his bluster.

“If you had any game, that wouldn’t make a difference.” He tried not to let his face show any of the irritation he felt, knowing it didn’t even occur to her that they might sleep together if they went as dates. “I promise you, I’d have no problem getting laid if you came with me.” She raised a brow, lips curling at the corner and dragging his eyes to them.

“Is that right?”

“Easy.” The word floated on his tongue and she shifted effortlessly toward him, crossing one leg over the other, her knee bumping his. It pulled his attention for just a moment, heat flaring out from the spot. “Guess you just don’t have as much game as me.” Her brow furrowed, lips pressed into an agitated line. He ate up her reactions to his button pushing every time.

“Bullshit. I’ve seen you with women. I’ve got ten times the game you do.” She was walking right into the trap he’d set. He gave a derisive snort, tailor made to push her right to the edge.

“You wanna bet?” He raised, and she wet her lips, challenge sparkling in her eyes. Max pulled his shoulders back, taking a swig of his drink, brow raised; he knew she couldn’t resist. “A little wager. Come with me to the wedding and prove how much more game you have by getting laid anyway.” She studied him for a moment, a flicker of caution crossing her delicate face.

“And what, exactly, do I get when I win?”

“Laid.” He retorted. She let out a lilting laugh that he couldn’t stop from smiling at before shaking his head. “What more do you want?”

“I could get laid way easier without you there. That’s hardly a reason for me to take this challenge on.” She said and he waved her off.

“Okay, fine then, if you win, I won’t go to NXT.” That comment stopped her cold. He knew it would but he didn’t expect how quickly the color would rise to her cheeks. He’d caught her off guard and she was visibly rattled.

“What?” She choked and he raised both his brows.

“Yeah, your dad made me an offer last week. An unprecedented type of offer for the fastest rising star in professional wrestling.” He was laying it on thick, blowing on his knuckles, but it seemed to be working. “But win the bet and I will stay right here in AEW with you.” She stammered for a moment before finally clearing her throat and shaking her head, desperately ignoring the pit in her stomach.

“What makes you think I care that much about where you wrestle?” It was unconvincing but Max played into it nonetheless, clutching at his chest as though she’d shot him.

“First of all, ouch.” He pouted at her and she stifled a laugh. “Second of all, I know you. And I know you don’t want me to leave.” Rolling her eyes, it was her turn to wave him off. “Alright fine, we’ll pretend you don’t care. Let’s raise the stakes, then. If you win, not only will I stay, but I will let ole TK know that I’m not going to re-sign unless he finally gives you your shot at the title.”

That had the gears turning in her head. She had been working her ass off since the moment she stepped through the doors but nothing seemed to be enough. No matter how great her matches were, no matter how hard the crowd rallied behind her, she couldn’t even make it into a qualifying match. But it wasn’t in her nature to let Max off the hook without teasing.

“Oh, so you don’t think I’m talented enough to get a title shot on my own?” But her teasing didn’t hold; he just gave her a knowing look.

“Please. We both know it’s not your talent that’s kept you from holding that title.” He watched closely as she sipped at her drink, hiding her expression behind the rim. “Khan still doesn’t know that he can trust you not to pull a Medusa.” That got a sharp, single laugh from her, directly into her drink. “He’s worried that the second he puts the gold on you, you’re gonna take that belt straight to the fed and dump it in the garbage.”

“That’s not my style.” She said. “At the very least, I’m gonna be original.” That tilted smile of hers made his stomach hurt. The smile slowly faded, though, as she mulled over his words. She couldn’t deny there was likely some truth to them. “You really think you could get me a shot?”

“I’m positive. With the amount of money your pops is offering, I’ve got all the leverage in the world. And, hell, I’ll even offer to take a pay cut from my current contract if that’s what it takes.” His expression seemed as genuine as was possible from him but she still wasn’t sure she believed him. Her and Max were friends - they had been since she came to AEW. She had been a member of the Pinnacle until they disbanded and now she was one of the only friends he had left. She trusted him...maybe only slightly further than she could throw him, but that was still more than most people trusted him.

"So what do you get if I can’t manage to get laid?" She was sure it was going to be steep if he was going to gamble his career decision over it. Max cocked his head, a crooked smile hanging broadly across his face.

“If I win, you come with me to NXT.”

“No.” Her voice was sharp and the bite alone should have had him backing down but he didn’t scare easily. “No way.”

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[calehenituse-brainrot]

Bestie I need a cale smut fic/jk unless👀

my first request being smut is making me lose my shit

i'm genuinely so honored that you think i can write smut considering the crack i have in my blog💀

i was a bit apprehensive to take this one because i dont really know how to write a proper smut and was afraid to disappoint you all but my friend encouraged me so here i am :)

WARNING : SMUT BELOW THE CUT. DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU'RE A MINOR.

remember to use protection while having sex, unlike the both of yall in this! and always pee after sex! don't get a UTI after fuckin because that's lowkey embarrassing.

As you enter your bedroom, jealousy surged in your heart when you saw Cale already prepared to go to sleep. He was already dressed in his sleepwear and covered by the blankets, sitting on the bed as he waited for you.

"Today was a long day for me," you told him, taking off your suit jacket and placing it by the couch. "How was yours?"

Cale watched you begin to take off your clothes without much hassle, considering you don't wear dresses whenever you work and stick to pants and button-ups. He sees the way you kept stretching your body while unbuttoning your shirt, obviously uncomfortable with how tired your own body was.

"It was nice," Cale answered, knowing that there was no need for him to explain much for you to know what he had been doing all day. He slowly started getting out of the bed and walked over to you.

You smiled when you feel his hands help you to take off your shirt, leaning a bit to his chest. "Thank you."

'I don't think I've ever seen her this tired,' Cale thought, pulling the shirt off of you with ease.

It had been a few days ever since you had offered yourself to oversee the building of an academy under the Henituse duchy name and Cale had been seeing you in and out of the estate, personally looking over construction and meeting people here and there.

Whenever you're at home, you would be reviewing the fund requests for manpower and materials, checking the legitimacy of the people that would be hired to work, etc.. Cale had reminded you to just let the people handle the smaller work but it seemed you strive to win over Deruth's recognition, checking everything yourself to make sure everything runs smoothly.

"Thank you, Cale," you murmured. "I'm gonna go soak for a while."

'You'll get sick at this point,' Cale thought, walking back to the bed and waiting for you to come back.

Once you did, you were already dressed in your nightgown and hair a bit wet. You crawled to the bed, giving Cale a sweet kiss before laying down beside him.

"Did you have the servants change the mattress?" You whispered to Cale.

Cale frowned, fixing the blanket to cover your body. "No."

"Huh." You shuffled a bit to him, letting out a groan. "The bed feels nicer than usual."

'That's because you haven't been getting enough sleep,' Cale thought, hugging you close.

You closed your eyes, expecting sleep to take you soon but when Cale's breath had turned shallow and relaxed, the crickets began to make noise, and the sound of the wind outside can be heard, you find yourself still awake.

Your body craves sleep, but your mind wasn't giving it. Your mind was traveling to that one classroom where someone had apparently has reduced the number of pillars to save more on funding and materials, to the reports you'll be expecting tomorrow afternoon, and--

"Oh, God," you whisper to yourself, rubbing your eyes. 'This is going too far.'

"What is it?"

You were a bit surprised to hear Cale's voice. Turning your head a bit, you saw that his eyes were still closed. "Nothing. Just go back to sleep."

Cale opened his eyes, revealing those pretty light brown eyes. "That doesn't sound like nothing."

You already knew lying to this man was futile but hey, at least you tried, right?

"I can't sleep," you murmured to him, keeping your voice low. "My mind keeps thinking about tomorrow."

"Mhm." Cale hummed, hugging you tighter and burying his face to the crook of your neck. "Just forget about them."

"Easier than done," you huffed, feeling his cold lips to your neck, an instant shiver coming up to your back.

"What if I help you?" He offered, striking your neck with several small kisses that had you giggling.

"May I?" He whispered against your neck, the hand that was previously around your waist has ridden up higher, his fingertips brushing the underside of your breasts ever so slightly, effectively making you squirm in his hold.

Your face reddens. The offer seemed so tempting to you who hasn't seen your lover properly for the last few days and you're sure this could escalate further and maybe would be able to help you have a good night's sleep tonight.

"[Name]?" He called again, making sure you were okay with what he was doing.

"O-okay," you gave in to him and then feel him shuffle even closer to you, your back pressed against his chest. "Mhm."

A sigh escaped your lips when Cale's hand cups your breast, giving them a gentle massage as he rains kisses on your neck. You couldn't help but squeeze your thighs together, thinking when was the last time you had time alone with your lover like this.

One of his hands pulled down your nightgown to reveal your shoulders, giving a wet kiss there while his hand forced its way into your chest, his cold thumb flicking over your nipple.

"N-not too hard," you murmured to Cale who was sucking on your skin. "People would see."

"Then don't let them," Cale replied bluntly.

When you turned to pout at him, he captured your lips with his.

You turned to face him properly, placing a hand on his bare chest while his hand lets go of your chest, going over to caress your face instead.

You opened your mouth, letting his tongue slip inside and toying with yours. When you suck his tongue, he pulls away with a string of saliva connecting both of your tongues. You leaned closer, licking up the saliva that had gathered at his lips.

"I should be the one helping you," Cale said, feeling your hand going down to his crotch.

"Yeah, but--" You placed your palm over the bulge on his pants. "I want to do something, too."

Cale stared at your face, his own face red and eyes a bit glazed. He knew you had a long day and this was supposed to be where he would do all the work and make sure you're satiated and fall asleep after.

Though he knows that you were a stubborn one.

"Let me do it to you first," he said, pinching the fabric of your nightgown around the chest area. "Take this off."

You followed his words, sitting up and taking off the thin nightgown with ease and placing it somewhere by the corner of the bed.

Cale stared at you, admiring the way your breasts move according to your breathing, your nipples already erect from earlier. Your hair was still damp and was a mess from all your shuffling, and the tamed hair between both of your thighs has Cale gulping a bit.

"D-Do you want me to lay down?" You asked Cale, your face getting darker when you realized that Cale had been just staring at your private areas.

"That--yes." Cale nodded, moving to take off his own sleepwear as you lay down on the middle of the bed, your thighs squeezing each other when you see Cale ditching his underwear.

What he didn't have in girth, his length easily covers it up. His cock was pale with a pink tip, a vein alongside it with a bit of a curve. He had a pretty dick and knows how to use it well, something you were able to confirm many times in the past.

"Come here," Cale murmured, holding both of your thighs and spreading them a bit before he lays on top of you, pressing kisses on your stomach.

His kisses started out light and airy but as he got closer to the underside of your chest, he began to give them open-mouthed kisses and suck the skin, licking them every now and then to make sure a wet hickey was left after he's done.

"Oh, God..." You let out a moan when Cale stuck his tongue out and around your nipple, squeezing your other breast and flicking the nipple with his thumb.

"Ssh," Cale whispered. "Don't let the others hear you."

You bit your tongue when he immediately sucks on your nipple right after saying that. You ran your fingers through his red hair, trying your best to not let out a loud moan when he gently bit your nipple and pull on them with his teeth.

"C-Cale..." You whimpered, squirming underneath him when he switched to the other breast, giving it the same treatment.

You tried to hump your cunt against his erection and whined when his other hand held down your hips. Cale lets go of your nipple, leaning back slightly to look at your flushed face. "What is it? Too harsh?"

"No..." You placed your hand on his bare chest and then slide them down to his V-line. "Let me do the same for you."

"No," Cale replied bluntly.

You pouted. "You don't want me to suck you off?"

Cale leaned down to you, his hand cupping your cheek and thumb caressing your lips. "I would love to have you to be on your knees for me with my cock in your mouth, but tonight isn't for me."

Cale grinned when he saw you immediately shut up, your eyes wide and glazed over with lust and passion. Having Cale who always seemed so elegant and extravagant talking to you like that could always make your legs turn into jelly.

Cale's hands slide down to hold your thighs, tapping them. "Spread them wider."

You did as he told you, spreading your thighs wider to accommodate him. His middle finger found the slit of your cunt, gathering up the fluids that had been leaking out from your minor foreplay.

"Cale~" You moan out his name when he pushes his middle and ring finger into your pussy.

"Ssh." Cale shushed you, kissing your jaw affectionately while flexing his fingers inside you.

"Mhm, you're soaking." Cale hummed, pushing in his pointer finger into you and pushing them in and out slowly. "All for me?"

You spread your thighs wider when Cale's thumb began to flick over your clit. "That's it... I can feel you gripping on my fingers."

Your face flushed a deeper red, his words pushing you closer to the edge. You began to move your hips, riding his digits while he rubbed your clit using his thumb.

Your walls started to contract and pleasure filled your senses when you eventually came around his fingers, soaking his fingers wet with your fluids.

"O-oh." Your eyes twinkle when Cale pulls his fingers out of you and raised them to his mouth, his eyes looking at your expression while he opens his mouth to lick the slick on his fingers.

"I haven't been very sweet to you these past couple of days, haven't I?" Cale asked you, smiling at you while he pulls you by your thighs. "You've been working hard. It's good to give rewards to those who work hard."

Cale held you by your thighs and pulled you closer to his face, letting your legs dangle by his shoulders. He stuck his tongue out, licking the slit of your cunt slowly and relishing in the strangled moan you let out.

He gently pulled the skin at the top of your pussy upwards, exposing your clitoris there. He flattened his tongue and licked it, causing you to let out a loud moan.

"C-Cale--!" Your legs shook on his shoulders, your hand immediately going to grab a chunk of his hair and pull on them. "O-oh, that feels..."

"S-Shit," you rasped, feeling his mouth wrap around your clit and gently began to suck it. You nearly jumped when his teeth grazed at your clit and nibbled on them. "O-oh, my God..."

"Ahh, please." You felt Cale's finger teasing your folds before he pushed it in, sticking it as deep as he could and wiggling the tip of his finger inside. "C-Cale, I-I'm going to--"

"Do it," Cale murmured, flattening his tongue on your cunt and licking up your folds, circling his tongue around your clit and sucking on them.

You covered your mouth, legs squirming when you came on his tongue. Cale pushes his finger in and out, forcing some of your fluids to leak out of you.

"S-slow down," you breathed out.

"You'll get used to it, darling," he whispered before pushing his tongue into your hole, pulling in and out of you repeatedly before weaving his tongue between all of your folds.

You wrapped your legs around his head, whimpering in pleasure. Your hand tugged at his red hair, trying your best to keep quiet and not bother the others.

"Just like that -- Oh, God, more, more," you moaned out as Cale sucks on your folds and took another long lick from the underside to your clit, circling the little bud teasingly. "Oh, my fucking--!"

Cale sucked your folds and glide his tongue up to your clit. You let out a whimper when you felt the knot in your abdomen begin to build up and eventually crashes.

"Oh, Cale..." You whimpered, letting your body relax fully on the bed, lying limp and feeling Cale pulling his fingers out.

As Cale lapped up your cum, you merely stared at the roof of the room in a dazed state.

"What are you being so quiet for, sweetheart?" cooed Cale, releasing his mouth from your pussy just to push a finger into you. You winced at the sudden penetration after you had just came, letting out a whine, "Wait--"

Cale pushed in another finger. "Hm? What was that?"

You whimpered when Cale began to pump his fingers in and out, his whole palm and wrist getting wet by your cum. He leaned down to suck on your clit while his two fingers are still fucking your hole.

You spread your legs wider and let him push his fingers in and out of you hurriedly, splashes of your cum dripping down to the blanket.

Cale feels your walls begin to contract around his fingers. "Come, on, baby, come on..."

You let out a shriek when you came again, writhing on the bed as you sprayed all over his lap. Cale kept on going with his ministrations, his fingers fucking your hole until it was swollen and red.

You closed your eyes shut, tears began to emerge at the corner of your eyes because of how sensitive everything feels. "Oh, God, oh, God! Cale, wait--!"

Cale grinned in satisfaction when you came again, your eyes wet with tears as you lay on the bed. He placed your legs down gently, kissing your wet inner thigh before he moved on top of you, peppering kisses on your face while you smile, wrapping your hands around his neck.

Cale fisted his cock, pumping them several times and rubbing the tip to your wet cunt, lathering it in your fluids to use as lube before lining it up with your pussy, feeling your body begin to tense.

"Relax, sweetheart," Cale murmured against the skin of your jaw, peppering kisses there as a way to calm you down. He looks at your face, stained with tears, and kisses the marks away.

"I love you," you murmured with a smile. Cale grinned a bit, giving you a slow kiss to reply to your words.

You waited as Cale slowly pushed into you, letting out a long sigh after having only his finger and tongue inside you. You wrapped your legs around his waist, watching his face gets redder and his breaths become more labored.

Cale pushed until he was buried to the hilt, both of his hands coming up and placing your arms at either side of your head before holding them, intertwining your fingers together.

"Fuck, you're so warm," Cale breathed out, reminding himself that it has been a while since the two of you had done this. "You're sucking me in."

"Stop saying that," you managed to say, staring at Cale who's grinning because he knows despite how you thought those things were embarrassing, nothing gets you to spread your legs faster to him than that.

Cale began to thrust his hips, a moan immediately coming out of your lips. He thrust his hips in and out, grinning in satisfaction at how easy it was to slide his cock in and out because of how wet you were.

"You're doing good, sweetheart," murmured Cale, moving his hips. "Should I go faster?"

"P-please," you choked out, the tip of his cock brushing against your cervix with every stroke of his hips. Cale began to up his pace, his crotch slamming yours with every hip thrust. The bed began to move as well, creaking with every thrust.

"[Name]," Cale whispered your name, "You feel so--fuck."

The loud squelching sounds of your cum were embarrassing to you no matter how many times you've done it. Your cum was sticking onto both of your crotches and some were dripping down to the blanket below.

You bit into Cale's shoulder, muffling your moans when Cale decided to play with your clit. "Oh, God!"

"You're being such a good girl," Cale praises you, feeling the way your walls throbbed around him and sucking him in deeper, his tip hitting a spongy part inside of you that has you rolling your eyes to the back of your head and letting out a melodious moan. "Oh? Is that it?"

You gripped at Cale's hands that were holding you, breasts bouncing along with every thrust of Cale's hips to yours. Cale reluctantly lets go of your hands, sitting up and placing a hand on your hip instead, guiding your hips to meet his, hitting that exact spot over and over again.

"C-Cale, please--" The pleasure began to build up in your abdomen, walls contracting as you let him manhandle you, fucking your pussy until it's red and swollen all while still toying with your clit.

"I'm gonna cum," you whimpered, closing your eyes shut. "Please, please, please--"

Cale slammed his hips harder and you let out a long moan when the knot in your abdomen became undone, squirting all over his cock and lap. Cale let out a groan, "That's it, sweetheart. Give me more."

You let out a cry from the overstimulation, Cale not slowing his thrusts, chasing his own orgasm. Your sensitive walls were sucking on his length, as if they were hungry for him, craving him every time he thrusts in.

He felt something in his abdomen building and fasten his pace. You let out a cry, squirting all over him again, your walls contracting from the sensitivity, and Cale let out a weak whimper when he pulled out and began pumping his cock, coming all over your stomach.

"Oh, God..." You whimpered, running a hand through your stomach to gather up some of his cum, sucking on your fingers with a grin while Cale was catching his breath, staring at you with wide eyes. "Shit."

Cale stood up from the bed, leaving a bit clean to himself up and coming back with a clean towel. You nuzzled to your pillow while Cale wipes down your stomach and inner thighs. "Ah, I have to go to the bathroom."

"I'll grab another blanket," Cale murmured, pressing his lips to your temple before you force yourself to stand up from the bed to go to the bathroom to pee.

When you came back, Cale helped you put on your nightgown and underwear before you crawled to sleep next to him. Cale hugged you close, watching as you close your eyes with a small, satisfied smile on your face.

Even though sleep wanted to take him, Cale stayed up until he makes sure you have fallen asleep. Caressing your hair, he gave you a small peck on the forehead before preparing to sleep as well, eager to follow you into that sweet, sweet sleep.

He doesn't have to worry about you working tomorrow if he already overworked you tonight.

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BLCD Review: Itoshi no XL Saizu 2

Title:  愛しのXLサイズ (Itoshi no XL Saizu)

Author: Omoimi

Release date: 2020/09/16

Cast: 

Nakajima Yoshiki x Saitou Souma

Yamashita Seiichirou

Taito Ban

Synopsis: Sequel of the series of the same name. But to give some over view, it’s about their third year of dating where they go into a long distance relationship as Anaconbayashi-kun pursues a bona fide career in sake while Yamamoto-kun trains to enter the same world as well.

Review Proper

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

BRILLIANT!!!

It started out somber and sad because they were parting and then it quickly transcends into the old wildlife series I knew and loved! I still can’t get over the fact that Yamamoto-kun came to Nara expecting deer. And then he got ronerii because there were no anacondas in Nara. ​💀 Their interactions with Shouta (Anaconbayashi-kun’s bro) was so fucking gold ​I think I died and got revived constantly during them. Mans literally is a proud XL himself and his and his brother’s family jewels are famous!!! Find yourself a loose hole or at least someone who’s brave enough to try and ride, Souta! 😌 You can do it!!!

Man, I really didn’t expect the series to have a sequel, but to even have a BLCD for it?! Gotta hand it to Omoimi and their antics. It be rare to have a comedy-smut BL which isn’t overly gaudy and exaggerated. I wonder if Chishanomi and Omoimi are friends. And if they were, I dang hope they’re close!

Moving on to the voice work,

Excuse me? How fucking dare you, Saitou Souma??? 

Again, it all started so sad and you can really hear it in SS’s voice. But then motherfucker hit me out of nowhere with the 

You don’t understand. He went idk 4 pitches lower and it was so close to his Akai Ito’s Hiro, so I definitely wasn’t prepared for that! I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS GOING TO TOP NAKAJIMA YOSHIKI AND GO FULL AKAI ITO HERE FOR A MINUTE. Looking at the manga now, I really wouldn't have expected that he’d go with such a tone. I swear, y’all gotta hear it to believe. ALSO! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE’S BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS BECAUSE WHEN I SAY THAT HE SOUNDS LIKE SEX ON LEGS, HE REALLY DOES!!! Like??? His Yamamoto-kun in the first BLCD was already hot as it is, but he managed to turn it up a notch here! I swear to god, this is by far, the sexiest Saitou Souma’s ever sounded in a BLCD. Even more than his Koisuru Ryuu and Me o Tojite! And it’s for Omoimi whose art isn’t at all that expressive!!! I really don’t know how Nakajima handled Saitou Souma with a straight face because his Yamamoto-kun certainly did numbers on me??? Made me just wanna push Anaconbayashi-kun out of the picture and tap that Yamamoto ass myself! And what did I say the last review? 

“It’s like each time I say that this performance of so-and-so is the best of them I’ve heard yet, their next performance automatically turns out to be better!”

This is almost always true when it comes to Saitou Souma and Okitsu. Ugh. Dare I say, this is the most believable bottom performance I’ve ever heard anyone do. I’m sorry, Tattsun, but it really is. If it turns out that Saitou Souma really has no experience with bottoming in real life or no experience in anything sexual at all, I will literally lose my shit. He better win this year’s awards again or someone’s gonna catch these 🔪🔪🔪. This is definitely not my most favorite out of all his performances in 2020, but it sure is the best!

As for Nakajima Yoshiki—I mean, I guess it was okay, but I still don’t like his Anaconbayashi-kun. Something about it is just so unnatural, but as I’ve said in the prequel, I can’t imagine anyone else voicing him. On the bright side, unlike the first BLCD, he didn’t get swallowed up by Saitou Souma’s acting here just his dick. Also, he didn’t sound strained here as much. But again, the most notable thing Nakajima Yoshiki did in this BLCD was being so professional and not tackling Saitou Souma down the recording studio floor. 💀 As per the cast talk, it also seemed like he had fun recording, so good on him!

As for our side characters, I really loved Souta and Taito Ban’s portrayal of him. Really brought our Anacondabros to life. *wipes tear* Yamashita Seiichirou, on the other hand, didn’t have a lot of screen time here. Been quite a while ever since I’ve last heard him in a BLCD, but I’m sure we’ll see each other again soon enough. Both did well and were good choices for their roles if not the best.

Not really sure what went down with the prequel’s BGM, but that problem wasn’t present here. Still had the same staff on sound here. 🤷 The BLCD was also pretty accurate to the manga, so I will recommend doing a read-along. There aren’t a lot of hard words used here aside from a few technical terms about brewing and sake, but reading the manga would help a lot. I’d definitely recommend this and the prequel to beginners. I hope this places in Best BLCD this year sksksks. It’s Saitou Souma domination, y’all!