#i kinda want a deep voice like its not a necessity but id love to have one at some point
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akalikestodraw · 3 months ago
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I think I just experienced gender envy for the first time
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Bruh of all things it's a cookie
But nah his voice,his build,his hair I want that... gimme >:3
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rustyfilingcabinet · 8 years ago
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Doing surveys because what fuck else am I meant to do with a storm outside?
1.) Do you believe in fate? Hmmm. I do believe we all have a purpose, I do believe that certain things are meant to be or not. But I also believe that our actions directly affect our future. 2.) Do you sleep naked? I do. 3.) What is your favorite thing to cook? I love cooking bokkeumbap because it's crazy fast and simple but so so tasty. 4.) Do you believe that humans are inherently good or evil? I think we all have the potential to be both and circumstances dictate which way we end up. Sometimes. 5.) What turns you on? Oh... oxygen 😂 erm. Anything down to tone of voice and posture can be turn on with the right person. I'm literally so easy. 6.) What is your favorite snack? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. Biscuits. 7.) What do you think will bring on the end of the world? Nuclear war, global warming, black hole, etc. I think probably nuclear. Ultimately however we go we'll be the cause of our own demise. 8.) What is your favorite type of foreplay? All of it. Always. Haha. 9.) Favorite restaurant? Don Antonio's was lovely but that's long gone. The Italian I went to in Germany was beautiful and actually really romantic. Er, imge in town is nice. 10.) Do you believe in the death penalty? Nope. Absolutely not. One person wrong doing will never justify taking a life. 11.) Do you use sex toys? By yourself or with a partner, or both? I do sometimes but not very often. By myself. 12.) Salty or sweet? Sweet. 13.) Do you believe in ghosts? I do. 14.) Have you ever done role play? Haha no. Id be awful at that. 15.) Would you ever go vegetarian or vegan? I like the idea of being vegetarian because I hate factory farms. But. No. 16.) Do you have faith in a higher power? Oh man this is a deep one. I don't believe in a god in the sense of some dude sitting on a cloud dictating. I believe in something divine that exists in every thing and, if we live well and nurture it, we will be nurtured. 17.) Favorite sex position? If you’re a virgin, which position interests you? Hmm. I'm a fan of doggy style because it gets dat g spot. 18.) Favorite dessert? All of them. 19.) What quote or mantra do you live by? Love and compassion are necessities not luxuries and without them humanity cannot survive. 20.) Any fetish? Not really no. Lil kinks but no full on fetishes. 21.) If you had to eliminate chocolate or meat(that includes chicken or fish) from your diet, which would you keep? Oh my shit I would rather die haha. Erm. Id keep meat. 22.) Do you focus more on the past, present or future? The present? I dont know yaknow. 23.) Where is the craziest place you’ve ever done it? His grans bed. 24.) What have you eaten today? Was it good? A really coconuty curry. So good. 25.) Do you judge people for what they wear or how they express themselves? I try not to judge people at all. People's actions speak for themselves. 26.) What was the best orgasm you’ve ever had? Orgasm #39392 i don't understand how I'm meant to answer this lol. 27.) What do you eat when you’re watching a movie in a cinema? Whatever I bought at the shop before arriving at the cinema because fuck cinema prices 28.) What is something you have that everyone wants? Literally nothing 😂😂 plo when I have that? Haha 29.) Do you shave or trim your pubic hair? Depends on my mood and what's going down. Mostly I just trim because I don't feel any more or less empowered with a shaved foof. Depends what I'm feeling. 30.) Are you an optimist, pessimist, or a realist? I'm an optimist for others, a pessimist about myself but a realist in general. 31.) In your opinion, what is the best food your country can offer? Oh its all shit in England. Erm. Greggs do a mean sausage roll haha 32.) Have you ever/would you ever do anal? Yep. 33.) If you were to run away, where would you go? Depends why I was running away lol. 34.) In your opinion, what is the worst food your country can offer? FUCKING marmite. 35.) Biggest sexual fantasy? I actually don't really have any specific fantasies. 36.) Are you an introvert or an extrovert? How does it affect your life? I'm an ambivert. Neeeeed space and my own time and silence but also need a few hours with people so I don't go mental haha. 37.) What is your ideal take out? Imge fishcakes, a curry, naan and some shami from balti, a lil chicken and onion ringd from somewhere. Id never eat it all but id enjoy the idea of it haha. 38.) What’s more important- length or width? why? Are we talking dicks here orrrr? Both are kinda important in that the dick has to be proportionate. But. I reckon a girthy dick is better than a donkey dick 39.) What are you known for by your friends and family? ....what the fuck type of a question is that? Known for being me. 40.) What is a dish you are dying to try? Errrm none. I just cook it if I want to. 41.) Have you ever had cyber sex or phone sex? Yep. 42.) What political affiliation do you associate yourself with? I support Corbyn but not Labour. 43.) What is the worst experience you’ve ever had with food? Omg I was once so so ill after eating a mixed grill and it was probably the meat but my brain decided it was the egg so I've never touched a runny yolk since. 44.) Do you talk dirty during sex? Nope haha. 45.) What do you think happens when you die? I'm still wondering this myself. 46.) What is your favorite foreign food? I only really eat foreign food tbh and I can't choose. 47.) How often do you masturbate? Varies. Sometimes multiple times a day sometimes like once a week. 48.) What is something no one can ever steal from you? My wealth. Because it's non existent 49.) Favorite alcoholic drink? Sailor Jerry. 50.) What was your first orgasm like? I fell over. So.
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