#i kept waving at him and he couldn’t see me 😭😭💀 and the friend in the dream doesn’t even like svt that much LMAO

[noramoons]

[base0h]

Hiii🙏🥺I saw ur event nd I wondering if it's okay if I requested some Whitebeard with 5) dinner with your family ,just make it pure crack plz ur humour is elite and I feel just Dad whitebeard Just trying to have a good family dinner with his 258 child he adopted is a good time 🧍🫰🫰 plz nd thank uu

a/n - oh my god. YES. MY TIME HAS COME. aw that makes me so happy that my humor is funny 😭💜💜 imagine how many dishes there’ll be 💀💀 I added Oden and his friends because they’re a part of the crew too :)

headcanon prompt 5

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack/fluff, platonic

- dinner with your family was… fun??

- you were helping your pops set the table with thatch while the others were busy wrapping some last minute presents

- it was cold on the ship, so everyone was either shivering in a little ball by the fire, or they were absolutely immune to the cold (ace+marco)

- the amount of plates you had to set on the table was ridiculous

- and god was there going to be a fight over who had to wash all these

- “Y/n!!! Is dinner ready yet?! I’m starving-“ Ace said, scaring the absolute shit out of you from behind

- you ended up kicking him in the face, which was pretty amazing since he was so tall-

- poor ace

- “Ace! Didn’t mean to kick you-!”

- “….mhm.”

- he was holding back tears, it hurt so bad 😭

- Thatch was lecturing him how he couldn’t cry because that wouldn’t be manly or some shit as Marco tried to give him and ice pack

- “Y/n, can you round them all up in here?” Whitebeard asked, sitting down in his chair, handing you the bell

- You grinned, this part was your favorite

- you stepped outside and onto the tallest place of the deck, bracing yourself with an excited smile on your face

- you started shaking the bell as loudly and as obnoxiously as you could

- Izou woke up, falling off the bunk bed, messing up his hair

- Oden was absolutely frightened 💀 he was running around trying to see who was attacking and where the danger was so he could “pulverize” it

- This was their first Christmas with the whitebeard pirates! You had to make it memorable for them!

- you took a deep breath, grabbing every single amount of energy from your stomach

- “DINNNERRRRRR!” You yelled, your voice seeming to absolutely shake the entire ship

- poor izou. he kept trying to fix his hair since it was all messy from sleeping, but with your screaming, he was too distracted

- he couldn’t get his lipstick right either 😭😭😭

- there was a thud, and then all of the crew, all of your siblings started crashing through the door, sitting down at all the tables with an enormous amount of energy

- “What is all this?” Oden asked you with an amazed gaze, staring at the many plates laid out on the tables

- “It’s a feast, welcome to the crew!” You said cheerfully, jumping down and waving to all of your bright and happy family

- ace thought carrying seven plates at once was an amazing idea, so he had three on each arm, and one on his head

- what was nice is that the food stayed warm since he’s literally made out of fire 👍

- Oden literally jumped down, almost landing on top of ace before he managed to dodge

- Oden was just as excited as everyone else, and he started jumping around with Marco and the others

- whitebeard walked out with the biggest plate of meat you’d ever seen

- thatch had really outdone himself this time :)

- it was a large family, but it was a damn good one

- whitebeard was telling ace not to drink to much since he was so young still

- “Idiot- you’re not an adult yet.”

- “Pops it’s fine! We’re pirates!”

- he ends up chugging the whole bottle and then whitebeard had to carry him to bed at 7pm (for reference this party ended at around 2am)

- izou had finally emerged from his room, his hair done, and his makeup done perfectly

- it took him an hour+ but-

- at the end of dinner, you were helping thatch and marco clean up while the others put all the chairs and tables away

- you came to see that the kitchen sink was full of an ungodly amount of plates

- you were about to ask your brothers something, but when you turned around, they were gone

- “YOU JERKS! GET BACK HERE!”

- they had already run away 💀 fucking assholes

- ew. The dishes were about to literally overflow from the sink 🥲

- whitebeard peeked inside, dragging Marco and Thatch inside by their collars, “Do the damn dishes. Don’t make your sister do all of them.”

- “….ok pops.”

- they had no choice but to listen to him, or who knows what would happen

- it was a chaotic Christmas, but spending it with your family made it so much better

- having help with the dishes was all thanks to whitebeard, what would you all do without him??

- marco would’ve ended up looking like this bitch for the whole series. Whitebeard gave him his glowup ✨

a/n - sorry but Marco looks like he woke up high on some shit 💀