#i keep my nametag flipped bc men will use my name in a creepy wau
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my toxic trait is talking to my friends and telling them that i know I’m being delusional and i swear im just having fun but every pretty woman i regularly encounter are interested in me and here’s why:
#a coworker i’m only half acquainted with bc i just volunteer at a bakery#asks me if i want something specific done to my breakfast#(bc we eat our products secretly oops#)#but she doesn’t ask any coworkers she’s well acquainted with#come ON#she goes out of her way to speak to me#she WONT HANG OUT WITH ME AND WHEN I WAS LIKe ?????#I like keeping you wanting it#or some shit#??????????????????#then there’s a new woman in upper management at my job#😭😭😭😭#yes she’s my boss’s boss#i’ve managed to LIVE with a prior manager before#I think I’m ready to up the ante and seduce#She’s entirely too aware of me…?#idek if she knows my name#i keep my nametag flipped bc men will use my name in a creepy wau#but she’s gone out of her way to speak to me#a little peasant in terms of rankings at my job#has complimented my performance and my ring#some random ass shit#like girl do your job#I catch her looking at me often#and the reason im transfixed is bc her passing smiles at me are super genuine and working in a public place#smiles are extremely disingenuous#especially when given to a part time employee#and i’ve seen her smile at others and it’s not quite as dazzling#i swear im not crazy
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