#i keep comming back to this and editing it so im just gonna post it and run LMAOO

[fenokey]

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[northstarwomenblog]

corn boy is now a slur because i said so and i can reclaim it cause i am starlo from hit game undertale yellow.

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

[valleydean]

What advice would a big blog such as yourself give to a relatively unknown fic author for getting their fics read by more people in the fandom? Are there any secrets you can share for things like tagging, posting times, etc?

well, first of all, thank you!! i don’t know if i’m really that big of a blog so you may be misguided lmao. i’ve just been on this website for like - a decade. so don’t let that confuse you lmaoo. but anyway!

the advice i’d really have to you is like..... just be super annoying. i will admit to you right here in front of god and everyone on tumblr dot com, the ONLY reason ANYONE has ever read any of my fics is because i wore them down. like, i am ANNOYING. i am constantly reblogging my own posts about my fics. i’m reblogging the same shit 5 times a day for 3 weeks straight and not even blinking. no shame in the game. make a graphic (for example) or a gifset (for example) for your fic! make 5! who gives a shit! and tag people - even if it’s just a couple friends at first (they won’t mind, don’t worry) and then put a note on the posts after your tag list telling people to let you know if they wanna be tagged. i mean, fuck, tag ME! i am giving you permission to tag me. (and then IM me about it because i’m old and i never check my @’s nor do i know how to check them lmao)

and for bigger fics, i’ll like - make a spotify playlist and post that on here. or i’ll make a tag on my blog for it and reblog like - aesthetic posts or quotes or stuff that have the same themes. and i’ll like - post screencaps of excerpts from my word docs to give as previews. i’ll just make random posts about my progress or lack thereof. i’ll just like..... never stop talking about it. hahah

but like - yeah, be annoying. do the Most(TM). hype your fic up SO MUCH that people will either be like “omg fine i’ll read it if you shut up” or “oh that looks dope i’ll check it out.” both reactions are VALID!

and this may be obvious if you’re not me, but i used to post every chapter of my fics at once. but then a little while ago i was like - i’m gonna post a chapter a week and see how it goes. and i like it a lot better. (i usually post one every sunday. it’s best to keep it the same day every week, i’ve found.) i feel like that generates more traffic. i also make a post like this for each chapter, so that may be why i’m getting more traffic. (again, back to my first point, be annoying.)

i usually tag those tumblr posts with: deancas, destiel, deancas fic, destiel fic, spn, supernatural, spn fic (and if there’s an edit involved, i’ll tag deancasedit and destieledit too). idk how many people are actually looking at those tags but.... it can’t hurt!

for smaller fics, i’ll usually just do a simple banner on the posts instead of a full edit banner - but i’ve noticed that fics with any sort of banner whatsoever usually tend to catch people’s eyes. so, i’d recommend doing that even if it’s just the title of the fic.

for one-offs, i’ll just do a header like on this one. i set that up with:

Title Pairing, word count Summary Link to AO3 if i posted it there too

but you can obviously set it up whatever way you want.

and yeah, i mean.... i don’t really know if there’s an exact science. i know it’s super discouraging right now because there’s a trend of people not reblogging things on here and just liking them, and putting kudos on ao3 but not commenting. and it’s really disheartening because it makes you want to stop altogether. but like, just because people aren’t interacting with your fic, doesn’t mean they aren’t reading it. there are a lot of silent readers out there. i wish they would speak up, but unfortunately they don’t.

i’m not sure if any of that is usable advice! but i hope it helped a little. but yeah, try not to get discouraged. keep at it. and like.... please do remember that, no matter what, you’re doing this for the love of it. you’re doing this for YOU. and i know you want to share that with as many people as you can. you should want to share it with people. but, at the end of the day, none of us are getting paid. so feel free to write as much or as little as you want. feel free to promote yourself as much or as little as you want. just keep at it and keep doing what you love and hopefully people will see your passion, and the rest will follow.

[sterek]

replies to replies under the cut

sannidhyeah: I definitely agree, I'm totally a fanfic reader and seriously, fusion fanfic has always been my favorite. Its nice to imagine Derek and Stiles to be in a fusion especially if its my favorite movies or something. And I totally thankful to all writers who willingly wrote some of it, like, you guys are the best and for me, for someone who doesn't know how to write a fanfic, I totally enjoy it and this is from reader perspective. whether if its gifsets, fanfic or anything, I love it wholeheartedly. Keep continue what you are doing and thank you for all of your efforts.

yes! fusion fics make me really happy, especially when they’re from iconic chick flicks because those are the types of movies that always make someone laugh and that’s the main goal for me as a gif maker when I do this type of sets. I’m glad to have the support of people like you! fusions are great

homemadesterekpie: people can be so fucking rude wtf. Im so sorry you had to deal with this.

<3 it’s ok, I was just pissed off because of the entitlement and how condescending the person was. I’m not even angry anymore, just baffled lol

youfancymemaddearie: This is horse shit. They can kindly scamper away and make their own shit. I love your gifsets and what the ever living hell is wrong with making a gay version of a hetero thing? Nothing. That's the answer. So they can shove it. *many hugs*

thank you so much, i’m glad you like my edits <3 and yeah! honestly! we can turn het things gay all we want, what kind of bullshit are they playing at...

stileswithderek: People are such assholes. Just block em. The gif sets you create are always awesome.

thank you <3 i usually don’t block people here, but i might do it, i don’t need assholes ruining things that make me happy *sigh*

minus-moscow: I'm so sorry you got this kind of comment. I'm so grateful for all the amazing American Assassin gifsets that have been produced since the trailer releases. Thank you so much for your time and effort and know that most are very grateful and appreciative 💙

our fandom always comes up with AUs when we get new hoechlin/dylan material and it makes me so happy! i’m more pissed off they tried to ruin that for me by being entitled idiots. thank you so much, people like you are the reason i love sharing edits here <3

bibliosexxual: That comment from afanofmanystuffs was so condescending and terrible. Yikes

it really was! the tone is the reason I decided to react to it today. Usually I ignore comments like this, but that was so condescending i couldn’t just move on from it

demonicmusuko: those dumb assholes are not worth getting angry with. they are just as pathetic as trash that can be found in city dumps

they really are! i wouldn’t have wasted time on it on a normal day, but for this particular set I got the same type of comment from 3 people and this one was so annoying i had to say something

gfdisterek: I’ll delete the reblog later if you’d like, since you marked the post as “delete later” but. Holy shit this is so rude? Who cares if it’s based off something you don’t like? I guarantee with the new material coming out we’re going to get lots of assassin au’s - or will if self-centered pricks like you don’t ruin it for the rest of us. @sterek, try not to let the few assholes get you down. I know the majority of us appreciate your work (and I for one am totally here for Mr & Mr Smith)....

it’s ok! you don’t have to delete it! and yeah, i will totally keep making edits and I might even go back to the assassin/spy AUs I was planning on, I’m just annoyed right now, you know? thank you for the support tho!

alexanderhale: People are so rude and entitled these days. Honestly, I hope you don't take anything they say to heart and keep up the amazing work that you do!

tbh now I’m not really hurt by it or anything, I was just super annoyed when I woke up after a horrible night to find that comment. I will keep making edits tho! thank you <3

restlesscreature: What an ass. The gif set is awesome. I'll never understand the motivation people have to share negative, unwarranted opinions when coming across fandom works that don't fit their particular preference. Want to see/read/watch something different?  Make it yourself. You created something as an expression of your fandom experience and shared it freely. Thank you!

thank you <3 and yeah I just wish people would get that! there are SO MANY works on tumblr alone, it’s the easiest to scroll past something you don’t like! I don’t need everyone to love what I make, it’s not realistic, people are gonna dislike it or even hate it. But all I make is free, they didn’t pay for it, therefore they have no right to be entitled bastards

greyswarens: As someone who loves rom coms and sterek i'm so happy whenever i see them together? thank you for putting all the work and time into your work! the haters can go fuck themselves your edits are amazing and truly a gift to this fandom!!

rom coms are silly af but they are fun! queer people deserve rom coms too! and since hollywood won’t give us any we have the right to do something for ourselves without getting condescending comments about how it’s not for us. ugh. thank you tho <3 all you guys are the gift to this fandom to be honest, you’re the reason i enjoy being here so much despite the bullshit. <3

[pxtras-blog]

Oh well, in that case, we're definitely going to make a whole lot more versions of your OH SO LOVELY pictures just for you, to show them around and spread our unconditional love, lmao. And don't worry. Since we're you're 'biggest fan', we're definitely going to make sure we're not missing a thing on this blog. Everything's copied (theme code, posts, info etc etc.), saved, sreencapped and so on and forth. And we'll always keep tab on you, send you lovely messages and just hold the spirit up. ;)

actually i was on skype when you sent messages about “plagiarism” so :-/ theres definitely people who know. you try to say thats what im doing but youre literally stealing all the coding and graphics on my blog just to make some point that you arent even getting anywhere with. petra is a fictional character. shes fake. and youre going around to petra blogs just harassing them over a fictional character like :-/ in mine and everyone elses book thats pretty pathetic tbh. youre convinced youre oh-so clever because you point out really stupid stuff to make fun of. its kind of really sad i almost feel bad for you??:-/

also your “plagiarism” comment is literally based off my theme background thats…. not even uncommon. everyone uses feathers for survey corps members because of the wings of freedom. the colors dont even matter my theme isnt permanent and i can change it to look however i want. but of course :-/ i OBVIOUSLY cant play petra who is a one-dimensional fictional character in a manga made by some other guy who isnt you. you spend all your time policing me but you never stop to think that you cant even dictate how people portray her. the only person who would know exactly how she is, is isayama because he created her. also, i dont understand why you think your theme has to be super intricate to be quality. it doesnt take much to make it look nice and aesthetically pleasing.

youre also taking my pictures and poorly editing them. your attempt to bother me is laughable because uhhhh attention is great???? theres also the fact that youll send repetitive messages but ah :-/ apparently me really liking a certain au ( like everyone else does lmao???? ) is bad and wanting to roleplay is constantly is bad. listen honey, i dont know what you know about the zombie sub genre, but i know that the boundaries for it are constantly being pushed and theres a million different ways it can be made interesting.

and why would i listen to you on my writing?? ive gotten plenty of compliments on my portrayal and actual constructive criticism that is helping me shape and mold this blog. you can do absolutely anything with petra. also, a lot of what i do with her is based on psychology and how the human mind will work in certain situations with im pretty well versed in. yet, somehow thats bad and i dont know how to make a one-dimensional character feel more human, right?? no, you have a neutral portrayal of her. you want her to be boring with no actual flaws. petra is a kind and caring woman, but shes also a human being susceptible to fear and hesitation. we never got to explore her flaws. we never got to know what she couldve really blossomed into because she died. thats the thing. her only purpose in the series was to develop levi and eren’s characters. she and the squad were only there for that. thats what makes it very obvious that we were never going to see more to her. it was predetermined that she wasnt going to get any further development.

you cant even tell me the compliments i got were fake either. like, you can try but theres evidence supporting against it because i never didnt anything to warrent it im pretty sure. but people have gone out of their way to kindly tell me that they liked how i wrote this and how i write petra. thats what keeps me going. thats why im still on this blog because people appreciate how i run things on here. you arent going go push me off this blog. ive been harassed a few times before and even by people i knew. people who were once my friends but i dropped because they were a terrible person. you dont even know who i am. you dont talk to me and you dont write with me. but you probably follow me lets me real. you also were most likely more than one person which makes it even more pathetic that you guys bother to go around and harass petras off their own blogs.

look, honey, its the internet. its tumblr dot com. youre taking all this way too seriously. youve apparently been around for years which is….really sad, but alright. anyways, my point is that youre taking this way too seriously. you cant even say you arent because youre making multiple blogs and editing my pictures and stealing my graphics just to try and bother me because you dont like how i portray her. why does it even matter to you?? why would any of it matter?? she was never properly developed and shes seriously bland in actual canon. thats because her only purpose was to bring forth further development in levi and eren. its pretty obvious thats what it was.

listen my wonderful and amazingly dedicated fan, youre harassing someone who has already been through harassment and who has seen a lot of shit on tumblr. i already know this is just the internet. why do you think i wasnt even actually taking you seriously?? because youre behind a computer screen staying anonymous and youre attempting to harass some girl off her blog because you dont like how she portrays a really underdeveloped character. a character that people can write how they want because it makes it much more interesting. all the points youve made are so invalid and its because youre desperate to find something thats actually terrible. not everyones gonna like how i write petra and ive accepted that but the positive feed back is all i need to keep going and to remember that theres people on here who care about me and my petra. you dont have to like it. i dont care if you dont like it. shes a fictional character. shes not at all real.

hell, there are people on here to tweak their characters because their canon counterparts arent very likable. they saw the potential a character could have and want to bring that forth in their portrayal, their interpretation. thats really fuckin’ cool because thats bold and thats something barely ever done. i admire them for doing something like that.

youre a lovely fan. youre beautiful and youre determined. you have pushed through all these petra blogs, but youre wasting your time babe. its tumblr. its the internet. petra was pretty bland in canon because her purpose wasnt to be developed and i can admit that. theres little things in the manga that we saw that could help us see who she really was, but we wont ever get the big picture. shes not your character sweetie. you didnt create her. isayama did and hes the only one who can truly tell us how she is. its clear you probably dont know a lot about psychology, but a lot of her flaws that i set for her are based on the negative and positive symptoms. ( in case you didnt know, negative and positive mean something kinda different in psychology lmao ) im not a psychology major, but i am pretty good portrayals of mental illness especially ones that i do have.

basically, i run my blog. you dont. youre irrelevant. im the one getting the interactions. you can say what you want about it, but i know its a lie and youre just being petty. :-/ its better to just give up because theres nothing to even accomplish here.

im going back to ignoring you though ;-) because im respectful and dont wanna flood everyones feed with your garbage.

i love you my biggest fanxoxo