#i just went to ross instead 😭

[ackee]

went to a new """thrift store"""" and i shoulda known from the music that this place was gonna be expensive as HELL 🚶🏾‍♀️

thrift store music is gospel and oldies. not white indie music from people ive never heard of❗️

[luvjunie]

Hey sweetie, I’ve been a real big fan. Can you write some HCS or a fic about the both Miles being twins?

a/n: ABSOLUTELY 10000% YES. i had way too much fun with this oml. and omg thank you you’re so sweet! 😭 btw, let’s just pretend that in this au they don’t have the same name since they’re ‘twins’ lmao

— headcanons. miles and miles as twins

Twins? Yes. Polar opposites? Definitely.

They both have a completely different sense of style, but one thing they have in common is that they both love Jordan’s. However I feel like miles!42 is a full blown sneakerhead. Has the better collection and often finds miles!1610 wearing his shoes, because somehow 42 always manages to win the snkrs raffles.

“Are those my brand new fuckin’ 4s?” “Uh… no?” “Take my shit off before I tweak out.”

42 keeps his side of the room squeaky clean, gets upset if there’s even a sock that does not belong to him on his side

Absolutely hates the song Sunflower. Cannot stand it, makes him wanna rip his hair out. The minute it came out 1610 played it into the dirt and 42 swears he can still hear it in his dreams till this day

1610 is the more affectionate one (outwardly) while 42 likes to pretend he’s completely devoid of that as if he doesn’t love his brother with everything in him.

“You got exactly three seconds to get off me.” “Just hug me back, damn!”

They’re the kind of brothers to open soundcloud, turn on a random trap beat and see who can go the longest freestyling. They do that thing where guys bring their fist to their mouths and squeal and shove each other out of excitement when they get a good flow going back and forth

42 is definitely the athletic type, plays football and soccer. 1610 is more in tune with his artistic side. Will play sports for fun but doesn’t care for them like that

42 is introverted as hell, doesn’t really like talking to people. 1610 is more of a social butterfly

They’ve never once liked the same girl. Ever. Their taste is drastically different

“Bro, you like a white girl?” “…Yes? What does her race have to do with anything?” “See me personally—“. “Literally nobody fucking asked.”

Used to help each other break out of their cribs when they were babies. Either that or Jeff and Rio would wake up to find that 42 had climbed into 1610’s crib after they’d been put down and slept with him instead. it was impossible to keep them apart from each other, so eventually they just broke down the second crib and let them use the one.

You can tell who is who in their baby pictures. You guessed it, 42 was the oddly solemn one who always wanted to play by himself. They worried about him for a bit. They also had to tickle him as an attempt to get him to smile in pictures, and just their luck, he’s never been ticklish

When they were eight years old, 1610 accidentally broke the wolverine action figure 42 never went anywhere without, and 42 cried about it for three days straight

They definitely ask for each other’s opinions on their outfits

“Do you think this shirt goes with these pants?” “The entire outfit is black… how would it not go together?”

They both obviously love their mother but 42 is the biggest mama’s boy. Always in the kitchen helping her cook, will watch her telenovelas with her and actually keep up with the plot. He’ll willingly follow her to the grocery store or accompany her on her ridiculously long Ross/Tjmaxx sprees because he likes hanging out with her

They terrorize the fuck outta their dad and have been doing so since they entered this world because they think it’s funny. Stupid shit like dying his boxers pink, or looking up a cracked tv screen video on youtube just to watch him nearly have a heart attack thinking they broke it. They used to twin-swap when they were younger to get out of certain things, but it’s 100% impossible to pull off now. They’re way too different, physically and mentally

Uncle Aaron took 42 to get his ears pierced when he was thirteen, something 1610 would never do. Rio basically had an aneurysm when he came home with them in and Jeff was not pleased but Aaron took the blame for it, said it was his idea. 42 made up some bullshit lie about how if he takes them out before they heal completely they’ll get infected. Still has them in till this day

42 is exactly fourteen minutes older and refuses to let 1610 hear the end of it, but 1610 is taller by an inch and weighs a little more.

“I don’t know why you’re talking shit like I’m not older than you. Pipe down lil’ bro.” “Sorry, is someone talking to me right now? Cause I sure as hell can’t see ‘em.” “Nigga it’s ONE INCH”

They’re definitely scrapping over that, and both get smacked upside their heads by Mama Rio for fighting with each other

42 needs the tv and the fan on, SIMULTANEOUSLY when he sleeps or he’ll be up the entire night. 1610 can’t stand it

1610 will try and turn the fan off after his brother’s been asleep for probably two hours, thinking he’s in the clear until he hears—

“Do you value your life? Turn my damn fan back on.”

Deep down 42 is a big ass softie and loves spending time with 1610, he has no idea what he’d do without him. He’s just not the best at expressing it. 1610 teases him about it simply because he enjoys aggravating his other half

“You still got plans with Ganke tonight?” “Nah, his mom’s dragging him to some baby shower.” “Oh, cool, cool… So what movie are we watching?” “Huh?” “Huh—Headass. What movie are we watching tonight?” “Sorry, I’m not understanding. Are you—asking to spend time… with me?” “Damn, I need to say it in Spanish? Matter fact, you probably won’t understand that either. No sabo ass.”

[writerslittlelibrary]

I'll follow you anywhere

masterlist

summary: after the Sokovia accords, Natasha had to go on the run. what do you do when your mother figure goes on the run? follow her of course…

pairing: Natasha x teen reader

warnings: mention of a gun?

genre: fluff

words: 1540

a/n: I wrote this and I have no idea what it's about 😭 I figured I'd write something fun about the trailer in Black Widow but I had no plot and no idea where I was going with this so its super messy.... anyway, so sorry this is so terrible, enjoy😅

(the cinnamon buns from Scandinavia are out of this world though. I lived on those when I went on a vacation through Sweden-Norway-Denmark 🫣)

You do not have my permission to repost, copy or translate my work

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It was late. Rain was falling, making a soft sound again the windows glass. You and Natasha were driving though Norway. According to her, it was the best place to hide out. Ross had no jurisdiction there, making it safer for you, she claimed. 

When Ross introduced the idea of the Sokovia accords, you were immediately against them. You refused to sign away your freedom, and so, even after the discussion you all had about it, you had made it clear you would not be signing it. Natasha had, and she begged you to sign it so you would be safe. 

She had always cared about you. Of course, the other Avengers were your family, but ever since escaping the Red Room, it was Natasha who cared about you most. 

She wanted to protect you, and if that meant signing the accords, she’d happily do so. You, however, stood your ground, telling her you didn’t want, and wouldn’t ever, be singing it. She told you she understood your decision, but she had made you promise to stay in your room.

You agreed, for a little while. You understood the world would become a little more dangerous for you in this situation. 

After all, you were a recently turned assassin. 

A big reason why you wouldn’t sign. You refused to let you newly given freedom be taken away. You refused to willingly sign you freedom away, basically just swapping the KGB with the American government. You weren’t doing that, and Natasha understood. 

When Clint came for you, you refused to go with him.

He didn’t give up very easily, but when Vision and Wanda came into the conversation, he took Wanda a left you behind. You didn’t want to have to fight your family, and you thought Clint would understand that, yet he seemed to have a hard time doing so. 

The Avengers had become your family after they saved you from the Red Room, and now they were going to be fighting each other? Over some stupid disagreement? 

You simply refused to take part in it. 

After the fight happened, you heard ‘team Cap’ was locked away in the Raft. You figured that meant Natasha was safe, yet you thought wrong. 

When the door of your room opened and Natasha came inside, she didn’t bother giving you a hug. Instead, she barely greeted you as she moved to your closet, grabbing your emergency bag.

Natasha made you pack one when you were settled with the Avengers, just in case, and as it turns out, it appeared to be very handy. 

You grabbed your backpack too, stuffing some of your important stuff in. It only consisted out of some notebooks and colour supplies, and a book you were reading. As the last item, you quickly stuffed in your stuffed animal before following Natasha, who led you out of the building safely. 

After travelling for a while, and staying in some sketchy places, you and Natasha finally arrived at you destination. 

You looked out the car window. You couldn’t see much, except for the insane amount of nature that grew around you. You saw the small trailer, and you had to admit, that even for a trailer, it didn’t look very fancy. 

Natasha ordered you to stay in the car while she went to check it out, and you agreed as you waited patiently, your own gun in your hands, just in case.

After Natasha came out, you opened your car door, grabbing your bags and waiting for Natasha to do the same. 

“It’s… cosy…” you spoke as you set you bags on the small couch, looking around the trailer. 

You heard Natasha let out a small huff of amusement, walking past you and setting her own stuff in the bedroom. 

“You should put your big bag here. There’s even a small closet,” Natasha said. You followed her, walking into the bedroom and putting your stuff on the other side. 

“What are those bedsheets…?” you asked in slight disgust, hating the typical trailer pattern. Natasha let out a small laugh, running her hand across them. “They’re bedsheets, and they’re soft,” she stated as she sat down, watching your facial expression with amusement. 

“You hilarious,” you deadpanned, putting some stuff in the small closet. 

Natasha laughed again, grabbing your waist when you where turned around, dragging you onto the bed. You let out a small squeal as you fought against her grasp, yet Natasha just laughed and pulled you close, trying to hug you. 

“The trailer is great,” she said as she settled on the bed, having you laying against her. 

You turned around in her grasp, facing her. “It’s safe,” you replied, and Natasha looked at you and nodded. 

You smiled when she leant down to give you a kiss on your forehead, laying your head on her chest. “I’m sorry you’re unsafe because of me,” Natasha suddenly spoke, resting her own head on top of yours. 

“I’m rather unsafe with you, than safe on my own,” you responded, saying it without a thought. 

Natasha smiled again, closing her eyes and letting herself fall asleep, you in her arms.

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The next morning, Natasha was awake bright and early, tying up her sneakers for a run. You were still softly snoring in the bedroom. You had always hated getting up early, especially when it was for training. 

Natasha went back into the room, giving you a soft kiss on your forehead and wiping some hair from your face, admiring your sleeping form. 

She smiled softly before leaning away, leaving a note on the nightstand and getting outside, ready to run. 

You woke up a while later, finding the note and settling on taking a shower instead, wanting to wait on Natasha for breakfast, not that there was any food in the trailer. 

After the shower, which took you an embarrassingly long while to figure out the controls to heat it up, you sat on the small couch, grabbing the backpack you left there the previous night. You settled on doing some colouring, doodling in some sketchbook while you waited for Natasha to return.  

After Natasha returned, she quickly had a shower, laughing when you came to explain her the controls and failing to realise Natasha had already figured it out. 

When Natasha came out of the small bathroom, you had gone back to colouring, sitting criss-cross on the small couch. 

“I was thinking of driving into town for breakfast. Do you want to go with me?” Natasha asked as she got a fake drivers licence from the cupboard, and then a fake id for you. 

You nodded your head, closing your sketchbook and rushing to put on your shoes. Natasha chuckled at your excitement, grabbing her car keys and waiting by the door. After you had your shoes on you and Natasha walked to the car. 

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You arrived into town after about an hours drive. Natasha put some gas in the car while you went inside the gas station, seeing if they had any good foods. 

You were outside pretty quickly, telling Natasha the gas station had ran out of buns. 

Natasha drove you two to a supermarket, in which you quickly found the aisle with nice buns. You picked out a cinnamon bun and another sweet treat, while Natasha picked out ‘very boring bread’, in your words.

After getting back in the car, you and Natasha had a little car picnic, in which you happily ate your sweet and sticky treats. 

It was truly a perfect breakfast, according to you.

After Natasha drove both of your back to the trailer. You two had gotten more in the grocery store then just the buns, and you were probably set for at least a few days. 

After parking the car, you helped Natasha with the groceries, being the one to close the fridge as fast as possible after Natasha carefully put the last item in there. It was pretty full to say the least, and you definitely weren’t going to be the one to open it, as everything would surely fall out. 

After spending a cosy day inside, Natasha made dinner, and now you were both settled on the small couch, a movie playing on Natasha’s computer. 

“How old is this movie?” you exclaimed after seeing only 10 minutes, claiming the movie was incredibly slow.

Natasha smiled. “It’s a good movie, give it a chance,” she told you, and you sighed and sat back against her, eating your dinner as you two watched the movie. After you finished your dinner, it didn’t take long for you to fall asleep, leaning against Natasha in a uncomfortable way, your body bending in uncomfortable places, surely giving your muscles some pain. 

Natasha paused the movie, closing her laptop and carrying you to the bedroom. She put you down on the bed, grabbing your stuffed animal and placing it in your grasp, before turning off the lights and crawling into the bed herself.

It may not have been the Avengers tower, and all the luxuries she had gotten used to over the years, yet she had the biggest luxury of all. 

She had you, her unofficial child, safe, in her arms, and there was nothing else she needed. 

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[scurvyratt]

Oz S1 E8: A Game of Checkers Live Reaction and Thoughts. As always my thoughts are not very profound lol

OKAYYYY this is the riot episode lets gooo

You know what's interesting is that in most media they use chess as a metaphor for life/whatever, but in Oz they use checkers instead. And checkers is kinda like the dumb mans chess (easier, less moves) so lol

Schillinger getting bullied by the other prisoners and his own sons lmaooo okayyy

"you lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of shit,,, you become a different man" 😭

The birth of crazy Beecher

McManus would not survive one day in Em city like let's be real...

All I see when I look at Whittlesey is Carmela Soprano who is very mother to me. Like I kindaaaa dgaf about her

McManus is saurrr annoying I hate his bald incel ass😭

Rebadow backstory UNLOCKED... the way he stabbed someone then went to back to reading his newspaper lol he's so real

Some Miguel x Father Mukada realness... like what if they hid in the pod during the riot and kissed heh heh...

and the riot has started! All the Co's are in their flop era😭😭

I bet this episode was fun to film lol

Interesting how none of the muslims have their kufis on

Glynn is wearing an ugly ass vest I never noticed this before lol

Miguel asking to watch over the hostages----Re: MiguelXMukada

The way Idgaf about that cello player dude

Tobias spinning around in the background and doing fuck all while everyone is trying to organize the riot lmao

Mukada's haircut is uggo...

Said is power drunk omggg someone punch him or something

The way Adebisi doesn't hide his infatuation with Ryan😭like can you stop being a perv for one second omfg

Scott Ross fighting Kenny is so ijbol. Like why are you beefing with a little boy plz be serious

Does anyone else think that Miguel has a weird accent lol. I can't explain it exactly but I think he purposefully exaggerates it

The riot def establishes who (for the remainder of the series (or for as long as the character lasts)) has morals and who does not

Scott Ross is like weirdly taller than everyone lmao I notice it in every scene he's in

McManus hallucinating every inmate that has died under his watch... like girl just WAIT😭😭 there's gonna be a lot more where that came from... and you will NOT give af😭

Can I admit that McamnusXSaid is kinda my Oz crackship😭Like there's something there I think idk. But also their beef as a couple would be INSANEEEE

How are some of the dudes watching tv... I swear they smashed it when the riot started lol

NARRRR Adebisi took his little hat off. Put it back on neowwwww

Said is literally so funny when he shouts like what his problem actually. He needs a xanax I think

Adebisi backstory UNLOCKED

the National Guard is coming... the riot is about to end

Schillinger hiding in his pod when the National Guard started smoking the place💀

Okay episode over. Makes sense why they used checkers instead of chess now. Bcuz that riot was the messiest and dumbest thing that I've ever seen. Also the inmates had very limited options/moves (like in checkers!).

[wrongcaitlyn]

ok i need to ask, how long is apollos hair?!?!? bc i thought it was short (very similar to ross lynch) but (unless i read it wrong) nico mentions that he finally started to take care of it instead of putting it into a bun. so after reading that i just went into a rabbit hole of looking for blond men with long hair and i can see him having long hair when he was younger 100% but the mention of him putting his hair up caught me so o off guard i just HAD to ask about it

slightly past his shoulders!! AND I TOTALLY GET ITKSDF i used to envision him with short hair but then like. apollo with a man bun and having it half up half down just. i definitely was sold on that idea and from then on i pictured it, like, maybe 2 inches past his shoulders or so? long enough to be pulled into a bun at least (which is his go-to when stressed (aka all the time))

i think that when he was younger he did have slightly long hair, but not as long as it is now. i think it was like, probably just above the shoulders or so, but that his father wouldn't want him to completely grow it out even though he wanted to. and then when he disappeared, i think at some point it just got extremely tangled and matted in some parts that he cut it almost all off, and had to start over. so it was probably pretty short when will first came, but was already about shoulder length-ish when nico arrived, and he's been growing it out ever since (with a few trims ofc to not get split ends), so it's pretty long by now.

ross lynch's hair though is almost exactly how i picture it when he was young (though probably slightly more wavy), and in general - ross lynch just gives such apollo vibes😭😭 like 100% a good fc.

BUT AGAIN THESE ARE LIKE MINOR DETAILS SO YOU CAN 100% IMAGINE HIM HOWEVER YOU LIKE this is just how i picture him, specifically in this au😭😭 i am a long hair apollo trutherKSDF

thank you for the ask!!

[venting402]

I rewatched Wakanda Forever and kind of annotated it 😅 I had time today yall. Grammar and sentence structure were not in mind when I typed this all in my notes app fyi

The music picks up during the scene when the queen and Shuri were sitting at the edge of the water maybe marks when Namor shows up specifically. He did say he heard when Shuri wanted to burn the world which is during that time the music first picked up before his appearance

Since Namor was in Wakanda undetected, what if he still has soldiers stationed in the waters? How did they know where to find Shuri when she went to get Riri? A conversation I had with @mrsnadeem about an au idea came to my mind that maybe they are in contact with some surface people. Like informants. What would be ulterior explanations for how they knew where to find them?!

The queen was the first to call him Namor…well well well 😭 before it was just fish man. Also later in the film they compare his differences to the talokanil to a jellyfish because he has no fins…lol the jellyfish at the beginning of the film has a new meaning now

Shuri’s insect thing she uses to get Ross is so fucking cool

No seriously: how tf did the talokanil know where to find Shuri, Okoye, and Riri?!

Mf was stabbed IN THE ABDOMEN with a wakandian spear and that makes my hc that Namora and Attuma were shits to Namor and plucked his wings as children that much more real. He healed, they grew back. Like when a kid scratches you.

Attuma could have killed Riri since Okoye didn’t have her spear and would have to get up from the ground in time to stop him but instead he chose to keep fighting…mans makes sure u come every time and he won’t let a session go without equal releases no matter how much your begging him it’s too much

“The people who took her spoke Yucatec Mayan” going back to what @chicagosfinest2021 posted a few days ago THE AI COULD HAVE TRANSLATED WHAT THEY SAID AND ESPECIALLY INFORMED THE QUEEN ABOUT HOW SHE VOLUNTEERED TO GO!!!!

Namora and Attuma probably speak English they just do not want to

THIS MAN REALLY SAID WE’LL KEEP THE SCIENTIST, LET’S GO AFTER THE MOST POWERFUL NATIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO’LL WANT TO COLONIZE AND ONLY THEN WILL SHE BE ABLE TO RETURN TO WAKANDA (she has not been there yet! 😭 he in it for fucking blood)

Shuri wants to burn the world because she’s still upset and grieving her brother, Namor wants to burn the world because his mother’s homeland was colonized and his ancestors and their descendants experienced those hardships. From that he vowed that his people would never go through any of it so he started preparing them to be warriors about 500 years in advance—which would span many generations. Ross just fucking told the U.S. government that there is another nation in the mix, one that knew about and destroyed the vibranium detector in the middle of the Atlantic who shown no sign of ever being there just so he could protect Wakanda because the gov was trying to find a reason to take their vibranium and with Riri’s abduction they finally found one. This all gives another “Ah FUCK!” element to the beach scene with Namor and the queen where he threatened to kill her if anyone found out about him and his nation

IF THE TIME COMES WHEN SHURI NEEDS TALOKAN’S HELP AND THE MOVIE FINDS A WAY TO STILL KEEP THEM HIDDEN FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD I’m sorry I’m gonna go apeshit

[luci-hemwin-evanson]

Umm doing this bc I want to since like forever even if nobody cares (this is my opinion, if you don’t agree is ok, I don’t really care you do you and I do me. Hope there’s no hate) also excuse my ortography English is not my first lenguage

Couples I love and think should’ve been endgame

1) Jackie and Hyde -That 70’s Show

This is probably the couple that I’m most mad about getting screwed up by bad writing

BREAKING THEM UP WAS STUPID IT RUINED THE SHOW IT RUINED THE CHARACTERS IT RUINED EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

They were amazing together, nobody was more perfect for Jackie than Hyde, no Kelso and DEFINITELY NOT FEZ WHAT THE HELL WAS EVEN THAT

Anyways I will NEVER watch season 8 and I will pretend that the show ended like that fanfic that I read where Hyde went after her and proposed like he wanted to and they got married and were happy

I hope they fix this mess now that the show it’s getting a spin off

2) Barney and Robin - How I Met Your Mother

I just finished HIMYM and I’m so mad bc the ending doesn’t make sense

I started shipping them since that episode where they hang out together for the first time and smoke cigars and stuff, I thought they were perfect for each other and was waiting to see them together and I hate that they ruined it last minute (just bc Ted is the main character and the writers thought his obsession with Robin was “cute” or something)

Again I’ll pretend the last 2 episodes of the show doesn't exist and the show ended with them married and happy like they deserved

3) Joey and Rachel - Friends

They did them so dirty… everything building up to them getting together was amazing and then they messed it up bc fans liked toxic Ross better? If Rachel ended up alone I would be 100% ok with it but Ross? Why? Joey was way better for her

Anyways I like them and I so wish they would’ve write their relationship better… I’m so mad

4) Malia and Theo - Teen Wolf

I feel this is so controversial bc there’s literally so little people that shipped them? (And I love Thiam too but I got in this ship before thiam and I will go down with it)

I watched a video of a fan who rewatched the show and gave his opinion on the characters and it made me realize that they did Malia so dirty like her character was just there? I would love if they turned her against the pack in 5B (and then redeem her of course) bc like if Theo really helped her instead of what he did so she turned to his side bc he cared more about her than the rest of the pack… (there was something there and if you watched teen wolf you probably noticed)

They really did her so dirty by just turning her into Scott’s love interest in the last season it was awkward and forced

I think she had better chemistry with Theo than with Stiles or Scott, and they wasted it horribly

Theo on the other hand had chemistry with basically anyone and that’s probably why I’m not mad about Thiam even if they didn’t end up together, technically their no-relationship was way better that Malia and Scott’s, it came out of nowhere as well but it was purely based on their chemistry and doesn’t feel forced to me, like Liam had better chemistry with Theo than with Hayden at some point (maybe bc Cody it’s just that brilliant)

I doubt their gonna take this ship back for the movie tbh… (update: Cody is not even in the movie 😭)

5) Dan and Blair - Gossip Girl

Controversial again… gotta admit I was not a fan of this 2 characters individually before, I started liking them when they became closer I think their storylines where funny, from college to the magazine internship and then the movies thing, so sweet 🥺

I found it endearing how they went from enemies to friends to lovers, how Blair finally had someone she could talk to and trust (apart from Dorota) idk why people dislike them so much, I think making Dan gossip girl was bad writting it was so last minute and didn’t make much sense, and I did like Chuck and Blair before but I think Dan and Blair had a healthier relationships and they were truly happy

I think Dan’s character got better when he warmed up to Blair, before that I didn’t like him at all I found it annoying most of the time specially when bikering with Serena

I think it was stupid how they broke up specially the Serena thing

Some times I just miss gossip girl and want to rewatch bc it made me happy and i realize that what made me so happy was just scenes of them and how their relationship developed and I’m like “I might as well watch those ship videos with just their scenes”

6) Carlos and Jay - Descendants

They basically didn’t end up together just bc they’re both guys in Disney movies

The Carlos and Jane storyline was so awkward from the get go… it was uncomfortable to watch, he had way more chemistry with Jay but Disney try to hide it and gave them less screen time together and pretend the first movie didn’t exist and then they set up Jay with Gil?

I think Jane was just a way for Carlos to make sure he was gay… and then he saw Jay with Gil and realized… it’s so sad that they’ll never be together bc of what happened to Cam