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decided to research a sexy hobby..... perfume making
#i just want to make good smelling things. i'd like to be an alchemist but for Sniffs#soap also explodes which intimidates me#but it does call to me#ill be honest. my dnd oc makes perfumes and oils and teas and im like...why can't i be her#prawn posts
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Lily's views on action shows are very confusing. She wants to see female protagonists mow through their enemies with ease, and the second there's any kind of conflict, she'll either complain about characters moping like Luz from The Owl House, or claim that a character being hurt in an action show is being "tortured" like Korra.
Which you know, is a little eyebrow raising when you look at Lily's own writing, mainly her Star Wars fanfic. Didn't Aliana get injured more then once, even needing a prosphetic??? Does this not count as writing torture porn by Lily's logic. After all, if a character gets hurt in any way in her eyes, its either torture porn, a fetish or something along those lines. Or is it another Lily's allowed to do it because insert how she does it better then any other writers....I mean I ain't gonna lie, I'd watch Fullmetal Alchemist over reading Lily's writing if I wanted disabled characters at this point, given how I swear Aliana's prosphetic took its sweet time showing up in art drawn for the fic, let alone how she depicts other disabilities in other writing.... And I would point out how Lily TECHNICALLY reduced Rey to being depressed forever when with Aliana when she's out here acting like Luz being slowly depressed over everything is bad....but I'm pretty sure Rey being depressed in the fic is a fetish for Lily because...Aliana never does anything about it and seems to enjoy the smell of Rey when Rey's not showered at all, let alone thought it was good to say Rey would just end her life when Aliana died, acting like Rey has nothing left to live for and the couples kids and grandkids would be fine with it....so if anything, I wonder if Lily hates Owl House for Luz being depressed for a bit because its not depicted in a romantic light like Lily does in her writing, its depicted as a bad state for Luz that she eventually gets out off. The same going for Korra actually now that I think about it. It's never once depicted in a light that Lily herself can romantize or fetish. Korra is in constant pain in the torture moments and has PTSD from it, PTSD she has to slowly recover enough from so she can be the avatar again. Lily saying the writers/animators enjoyed doing the scene, acting like they into torture porn is major projection on Lily's part, but also clearly her being mad the show doesn't give into her fetishes.
But like beyond fetishes....Lily and action shows is just: *Lore? Bad. *Plot? Bad. *Male characters who are white? Bad. *If your character struggles and gets injured and shit? TORTURE PORN. Like it'd be one thing if she just said she didn't like the damn shit shes talking about, but no, she just makes up bullshit and acts like she's right and if you disagree, your insert whatever thing she can come up with.
#lily orchard#lily orchard critical#which...its weird she going after fullmetal more for nina if she thinks nina was a main character#she wasnt#she was there only to be the sad reminder of how far alchemy can go for some people#aka some just lose their humanity and take it too far#but we have badass female characters in the anime#but that requires lily to you know watch the anime#which she'll never do
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Tickletober Day 12: Invisibility
Ft. Albedo x Aether
A/N: This one's probably a little too random, but that's okay, right? Also this was half-written while I was waiting for my mom to get her haircut huhu
Also, these are suppose to be drabbles, but this one got a little longer huhu
"Ah, traveler, it's good to see you."
Aether arched an eyebrow. "Traveler? Do you have any business with me, Chief Alchemist?"
Aether grinned when he saw a soft pink hue creeping around the shells of Albedo's ears. The alchemist cleared his throat and moved his hand to show a glass full to the rim with a transparent liquid.
"What?" Aether crossed his arms above his chest. "Do you have more experiments to do on me? I thought we do plenty of experiments by now."
The soft pink hue turned red and quickly spread across Albedo's cheeks. Aether giggled.
"Stop teasing me," Albedo said, sheepishly rubbing the tip of his nose. "This is not an experiment to find out about your peculiar constitution," he explained, carefully holding the glass in his hand. "This... will probably help you out in your adventures."
"How?"
"... It makes you invisible."
A moment of silence. Aether looked at the glass and then at Albedo's eyes. The glass and then his eyes again.
"Like... Completely invisible?" Albedo nodded. "For how long?"
"That's... Something that I have yet to discover, but I'd say for around fifteen to twenty minutes?"
Aether frowned, so this was the experiment that Albedo had had his nose stuck in all this time? Although Aether couldn't say that it was a bad experiment, at the end of the day, having a fifteen to twenty minute adventage on an enemy was, simply put, a wonder.
Aether hummed and he grabbed the glass from Albedo's hand, sniffing at it. The smell and transparency were not unlike that of water, Aether might even think that Albedo wanted to prank him, but he knew that his boyfriend was very serious when it came to alchemy.
"Any side effects?"
Albedo shook his head. "There shouldn't be any, in any case the only thing to worry about would be the duration of the potion. Maybe instead of fifteen minutes, it can be a few days?"
Risky, but having Albedo by his side, he knew he was going to be, one way or another, safe. So thinking about it one more time, he raised the glass to his lips and drank the liquid. Just like the color and smell, the taste was the same as water. He handed the glass back to Albedo and waited.
"How long- oh!" The first thing that disappeared was his feet. He felt weird and a little dizzy when he saw that, suddenly, there was nothing past his ankles.
Albedo looked at him intently and they both gasped as Aether's legs also disappeared. He fully trusted Albedo, but instinctively, he patted the place where his legs should be and sighed in relief feeling them there.
The next thing to go were his hands, his arms, his torso, and finally his head. A deathly silence fell over them, both holding their breath.
"... A... Aether?"
"I'm here! This is so weird! When my legs disappeared I couldn't see them, but now that I'm fully invisible, I can see my body just as normal! Can you see me?"
Albedo shook his head, "I cannot. So you say..." He grabbed his notebook and began scribbling, checking the clock on his desk once, "... That you couldn't see your body as you became invisible, but now you can see it?"
"Yes! You really can't see me?" Aether waved his invisible hand in front of Albedo and the alchemist shook his head again. "But wait, can I get through things?"
Albedo chuckled. "I think you can grab everything just perfectly."
Aether hummed and he grabbed the pen Albedo was holding. He was right, it felt just as it would feel some other day. Albedo took the pen back and scribbled on his notebook again.
"This is so interesting. I was expecting it to work, of course, but not so well. Do you feel any discomfort?"
"I don't."
"Good. Did you feel anything strange as you were gaining your invisibilihihity- hehey!" Albedo flinched when he felt a sudden poke to the side of his ribs. "What are you doing?" he asked looking to where he supposed Aether was.
Aether giggled, "I'm over here," he said, poking Albedo's other side. "Or maybe here?" He wiggled his fingers on the back of Albedo's neck. "Or right here!" He said, now clawing his fingers on Albedo's tummy.
Albedo squeaked and he tried to stop the invisible tickling, but goodness, how could he without seeing the offending hands?
"Oh, I think I like this experiment very much!"
"Stahahap! Thihihis is nohohot why I mahahade thihis fohohor!" Albedo giggled, doubling over and pressing the notebook to his chest when he felt an ambush of pokes to his ribs. "Dohohon't pohohoke me thehere!"
Aether giggled and Albedo squeaked when he felt his breathing right against his ear. "You must look so funny right now, Albedo! Laughing yourself silly when no one is here," he teased him and Albedo flushed heavily. "What's so funny, Albedo? Why are you laughing when no one is here?"
"Gohohoodness, stohohop! You're mahahaking me feheheel- ahahaha! Stahahap!"
"Making you feel what, hmm?" Aether asked as his hands latched to Albedo's lower sides and squeezed.
"Nehehervohohus- stohohop!" Albedo squirmed, finally letting the notebook fall so he could try to catch Aether's hands, but he just couldn't see him and Aether kept jumping from spot to spot, startling Albedo and making him feel more helpless than what he already was.
"You can't catch me? You're always so fast! What's going on?" He teased playfully, nibbling on the side of Albedo's neck.
The alchemist squeaked and he reached to the side, but was surprised to feel Aether's arms hugging him from the front, his own arms trapped by Aether's embrace.
Albedo gasped, "Don't!" He warned and immediately ducked his head down, chin pressed to his chest, trying to protect the mark on his neck.
Aether giggled, "Oh, you think you can hide it?" He playfully asked and Albedo giggled brightly when be suddenly felt Aether's fingers wiggling on the back of his neck, forcing his head back.
Aether's lips immediately latched to Albedo's mark and started nibbling at it.
"AHAHAHA! Hohohold uhuhup! I cahahahan't" He cackled, fighting his invisible boyfriend's embrace.
Aether simply hummed, making some embarrassing noises as if he was eating Albedo's sensitive skin and, in case the nibbling wasn't enough, Aether also started blowing raspberries on the soft skin and Albedo nearly lost it, his hands clutching what seemed to be Aether's sides and he wiggled his fingers.
Aether giggled, "Aha! Trying to tickle me back now, huh? That just won't do!" He said and without warning, he wrestled Albedo to the ground, his fingers immediately finding Albedo's ribs.
"GAHAHAHA! Nohoho! No plehehease!" Albedo squirmed like a little worm, looking hilarious to anyone who didn't know that Aether was on top of him, tickling his most sensitive spot.
The invisible tickled were driving Albedo up the wall. He could feel the hands tickling him, of course, but his mind was already so stimulated by the intense sensations that he just couldn't control his hands and try to push Aether's hands off his body.
"What's so funny, Albedo? Why are you laughing like that when no one is around?"
His blush spread across his whole face as he heard Aether's words. The teasing making him shy and silly, and he even sent a quick glance to the entrance of his camp to see if no one was watching the scene.
"I always forget how ticklish your ribs are, Albedo." The both knew that was a lie. "And I'm suddenly hungry, y'know?"
Albedo shrieked. "NOHO!" He said, desperately squirming under Aether, but the traveler simply chuckled and Albedo shrieked again when he saw Aether's head lowering to his-
"WAIT! Wahahahait! I cahahan seehehehe yohohou!"
Aether pouted, "aw, already? Oh well!"
"NO! N-NAHAHAHA!" Albedo howled with laughter, his head tilting back as he felt Aether's teeth playfully sinking into his clothed ribcage.
Tears of laughter clinged to his lashes and he weakly pushed at Aether's shoulders and head, but it was useless. If anything, he laughed even more when Aether started to make those silly noises as if he was eating him... again.
"I GIHIHIVE! I gihihive uhuhup!"
Aether giggled, stopping all at once and leaning his body against Albedo's, barely letting him room to catch his breath.
"I'm dihihiyihing," Albedo giggled, cleaning the tears off his cheeks. "That w-was unnecessahary."
"Hmm, I just wanted to check if this new discovery would actually help me out during a fight!" Aether said with a bright grin, pressing a quick kiss to Albedo's lips. "I think it would!"
Albedo chuckled and nodded, "Very well, I'll get you a few bottles ready for your next adventure."
"Hmm, my boyfriend alchemist is the best."
#tickletober day 12#tickletober#tickletober2022#genshin impact#Albedo#Aether#Albether#albedo x Aether#ticklish!Albedo#mia's things
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~💔~
Godless wasn't about to argue. It was rare that she actually liked bottoming, instead of just... putting up with it, she supposed. It wasn't necessarily a bad thing.
"Now I have to know all of the rumours. Just because its funny that they think there is an actual reason. Or... most of them do. I know mine have all had one small statement to me about it."
~♟~
Mirror made sure to be watching his hands, and if he wasn't, the eyes on his wings were. All eight wings were folded, with blue eyed feathers dotted between the white. He certainly looked like he belonged on the Vulon side of the family.
"Tea it is."
He got out a mug, pouring tea into it from a set on a table. Then he set it on the centre coffee table beside the couch and two armchairs. Then, he went to get a wine glass, pouring first red wine, then mixing in some gold speckled blood. Celestrian blood, though unsure which by appearance. Just wasn't Zealous' or Crystal's since it wasn't completely gold.
"Which one was your twin? My twin is Complete. Also, you own a strip club? I'm... not usually one for such activities, but how is it there? Do you get a good income and such."
~🔮~
Silvali gave an approving nod, getting one of the incense that his family had made a while back, and using his strings to slide it over to Xerxes. Calling it incense was inaccurate, it just gave off a nice smell. What it actually was, he wasn't sure if there was a name for it. He supposed he would have to design one at some point.
He opened a green and black case near the incense, putting the pipe he used when going around inside. Then, he took out a platinum pipe and closed the box.
"Wild has four arms. They're older than me by a bit. My... older sister had six. Also had pink skin according to some, others say her skin was green. I don't know, she died before I was created."
~⚠️~
"Give it a moment. The servant will bring him shortly. Itll take them a little while longer to write a note and tape it to him, since none of them like to actually wait at the door."
Out of all of the siblings, his chambers was the only one that wasn't just a bedroom. He had a full house in there, a bedroom, two rooms that had been turned into torture rooms, and a room where he made the things he took from others. Like those hesperian skull candle holders in the throne room.
"The desk is in the room down the hall."
He didn't feel the need to give directions. It wasn't like there was anything bad if she accidentally got the room wrong.
"It's the only room not a bedroom, nor a torture cell."
There was the sound of someone being shoved against the door, and the air opened the door once again, pulling the poor soul in without Complete moving an inch.
"Do it in a cell. Don't get any blood on the carpet."
He hated messes.
~☄~
"They do, however they're not the best. The best people to get poisons from are... well, theres Wild. Though the ones they make cause inflammation. Or just internally combust their organs after time. I don't know. Silvali, his tend to have symptoms of making the... poisoned thing a little bit... high? I don't know how to put it. But they don't realise their poisoned until they're dead. I dont know if you wanted it to poison someone but I'm giving you options. Theres also Frozen, she makes vials of the excess venom Hester secretes. It makes the victim weary, while also making them more susceptible to diseases like hypothermia. Lastly, Equinox is an alchemist sometimes, she probably knows how to make the right poison. But she's on the Vulon side, my cousins."
He didn't know if that was even useful. The dragon had noticed the small being, and Shattered had simply huffed. It was a way for him to see through two sets of eyes, to have his beast form out.
~✉~
"Stripping is a family thing? I think if any of my family saw me at a strip club, I'd kill them. Except for Zealous, but only for personal reasons. Celestrians aren't actually- strippers aren't a thing. Since we don't care about nudity as long as the privates are covered, you'd see more clothes in a strip club than in a corridor of a public building."
End gestured to the door of a club.
"After you. And I'll think about it."
~🎭~
"If you ever want to let out your heat, you're free to come visit. I'll always be happy to have a personal heater."
And she wasn't going to say that he wasn't a heater, because he was. And probably only will be.
"Stone garden is literally all stone. I got jealous of them having more heat than I did, even when they were covered in frost. So father killed them all, and had someone turn them to stone. A basilisk apparently. But I don't know where you can find one of those..."
There’s nothing like the buddy system
|| @the-arch-of-creation ||
~💔~
Godless looked up from her throne at the sudden awareness of ‘intruders’. The realm responded with her, she would know where everyone was. However, she was not expecting this visit.
“Oh for fucks sake. I don’t even bring a giant group anywhere. Welcome to the Soul Chasm, enjoy you’re stay, you’re getting split up between guides. I just need to call of the guides here first… be nice if things were planned in advance.”
Okay maybe she was a little salty, after all she had been enjoying some music, music that isn’t present in the presence of others. Plus, it meant that she had to call for the others. That was more annoying. Especially since one didn’t live in the Soul Chasm anymore.
“How many is there?”
#rp#@the arch of creation#ic godless!crystal#ic mirror!alahnaar#ic silvali#ic shattered!zealous#ic complete!destruction#ic badend!kalon#ic frozen!equinox
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