#i just want sylas to be The Snake Guy he's just the snake dude now

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ohohoho sylas and seiji for that ship meme if im not the first anon to ask for it!! (also has anyone picked a good ship name for them? seijlas?? sylji??? sogabois?????)

you guys….you guys Get Me

send in a ship for this ship meme pls

who hogs the duvetseiji, boy hates the cold 

who texts/rings to check how their day is goingsince seiji just kind of waltzes right into sylas’ room cus he heard about him dropping out, it seems like he’s the one to rlly check on sylas, so imma say seiji. modern au with phones and stuff he probably texts sylas memes throughout the day

who’s the most creative when it comes to giftssylas ‘i wrote poems for my old crush and would’ve done interpretation dance if i thought it would win her over’ dubois. tbh i don’t see them being? super big on gifts rlly. sylas probably writes some poetry or something when he wants to be Extra Romantic, even if it’s not really seiji’s speed and maybe seiji buys something that just Screams Sylas every now and then

who gets up first in the morningsylas: early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!seiji: early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially deadbut tbh if given the opportunity they’d both sleep in

who suggests new things in bedi can’t do this i’m sorry 

who cries at moviesdepends on the movie tbh, i don’t really see either of them being Movie Criers. but on the flip side if a snake gets hurt in a movie There Will Be Tears From Sylas

who gives unprompted massagesi was gonna say neither but sometimes seiji just looks at the Bundle Of Stress that is sylas dubois and is like ‘something has to be done about this come here 

who fusses over the other when they’re sicksylas

who gets jealous easiesti mean…

who has the most embarrassing taste in musicimplying that either of these two have good taste in music

who collects something unusualdon’t really see either as the collector type but if it counts sylas collects Cool Snacts (snake facts)

who takes the longest to get readyit’s sylas it’s so sylas, you’d think having a wardrobe that’s basically just button ups and vests would be easy to maintain but you’d be wrong

who is the most tidy and organisedsylas definitely, not to say that seiji is Super Messy but sylas likes thinks tidy 

who gets most excited about the holidaysseiji gets excited about getting drunk during the holidays if that counts

who is the big spoon/little spoonsylas is the big spoon and seiji is the lil and sylas is practically curled up around him with all of his long and lanky limbs. encased in Boy

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sportsseiji 

who starts the most argumentsseiji 

who suggests that they buy a pettwo familiars is enough for them but like…“sylas you already have a snake why would you want another snake, it can’t even talk ok just we don’t need just a regular old snake” 

what couple traditions they haveimma be honest i’m drawin a blank on this one cus i don’t rlly know what classifies as ‘couple traditions’, help me out 

what tv shows they watch togethermodern au i feel like sylas would get seiji to watch some kind of period dramas or something

what other couple they hang out withnone, any couple hang out or double date activity with any of the other couples in ns? doesn’t go well

how they spend time together as a couplethey just kinda like…hanging out. being in each other’s presence? nothing really overtly romantic or couple-y, they’ll just walk around, talk, enjoy being with each other and banter a bit 

who made the first movedont make me think about this cus on one hand you have seiji ‘slowly coming to terms with his feelings but not knowing what to do with them’ soga and on the other hand you have sylas ‘describes himself to a Tee as seiji’s type but still doesn’t realize he has a crush on him’ dubois so like…these two are disasters. i feel that in the end probably seiji

who brings flowers homesylas!!!!

who is the best cooki don’t feel like either of them rlly cook but if they were living on their own or something it would probably be sylas who learns. probably finds it relaxing and nice, experiments with recipes and seiji is the official Taste Tester