#i just wanna chomp him AGH

[polarisjisung]

bringing this back

[giving-eraser-head]

todobakudeku x fem!reader | SMUT (18+)

WARNINGS: threesome, daddy kink, use of “good girl,” “slut,” and “whore,” voyerism, exhibitionism, threesome, double (triple?) pen, anal, vaginal, and oral (giving and receiving) sex, yelling, degradation, praise, getting caught during sex, inexperienced writer (this is like the first smut I’ve ever written 0.0)

Word count: 3k

x male(ftm pre srs)!reader 

Katsuki ran his hands up and down your body, making your skin tingle with excitement. 

“Please,” you whimpered, lifting your hips up to try and create even a little bit of friction. 

“Please what, baby?” Katsuki said, pressing his warm palms lightly on your abdomen. “Use your words.”

“Please touch me,” you moaned, grabbing at his hands and trying to move them down to your clit. 

“Mhm, since you asked so nicely,” he said. His index finger ran down your stomach and he slipped it inside of you. “Ah, you’re already so wet just from me touching you like that?”

He pulled his finger out to put it in his mouth and you grunted, desperate for him to be inside you again. “What a fucking slut.”

You started to whimper again incoherently. 

“Mhm, you taste so good, baby. I think I need more.” Katsuki lay down on his back. “Come sit on my face.”

You nodded eagerly, bringing your knees to either side of his head. You held yourself up just above his face, waiting for him to start. 

“Uh-uh. You’re not gonna be able to keep yourself up on those legs once I’m done with you.”

You began to lower yourself down nervously.

“Come on now. Daddy can take it. Yeah, just like that. Good girl. When I need to breathe I’ll lift you up, but after you come right back down, understand?” He put his large hands on your waist.

“Y-yes sir.” You’d never called him sir before, but something about the way he was talking to you made it seem right. And judging by the way he moaned from underneath you, he liked it too. 

When you were genuinely sitting on his face, Katsuki began alternating between pushing his tongue in and out of you and drawing figure eights on your clit. You gripped the sheets and bucked your hips back and forth over Katsuki’s face, covering his skin with the hot slick he was getting you to release.

“Ah! Katsu! That feels so good!” 

“Quieter, baby,” he said softly as he lifted your hips. 

“I’m- I’m sorry Katsu, you’re just- agh- so good-” you cut yourself off with another whimper as you felt an orgasm building in your core. 

“Please Katsu, I’m so close, please keep going.”

He picked up the pace a little, focusing only on your clit as he flicked it up and down and drew circles around it. 

“Ah- yes, yes,” you cried out, pulling against the sheets even harder while your back arched and stiffened. You felt your orgasm tear through you, making you cry out Katsuki’s name. He lifted you off his face and sat up, pulling you onto his lap. 

“Fuck, you taste so fucking amazing. You were so good for me,” he said, stroking your hair. 

“But you haven’t…” you trailed off, reaching for the bulge in his boxers. 

“Be patient, baby, I’m gonna fuck you soon.” He lifted you off his lap and moved to the edge of the bed. His calves dangled and his toes grazed the floor. 

“C’mere,” Katsu said, dragging his boxers off. He kicked his legs and let them crumple onto the ground. 

You crawled over to him, and he lifted you up by the waist again with your back facing his chest, slowly lowering you onto his cock. You felt it stretch out your entrance slightly and gripped Katsuki’s thigh, but as he went deeper, the discomfort faded. Finally, he lowered you all the way onto his lap. He paused to let you adjust, but you just wanted him to do something. You could feel his dick twitch inside of you, and you moaned his name, trying to move back and forth. 

“I’ll do it, baby, don’t worry.” He pulled your body up and pushed it down again, making you bounce up and down on his lap. His cock slammed deep inside you with every thrust, and you felt your core tighten with the unrelenting sensation. You could feel the head of his cock brush against you, and each time it hit that sensitive spot inside you, you couldn’t help but press your back into his chest and whimper. After a minute or so, even his heavy breathing in your ear turned into moans. You were facing away from each other, but you desperately wished you could see Katsu’s face. 

“Ah, fuck yes. You’re such a good girl, making daddy feel so good.”

“Katsu, you- you fill me up so well,” you managed to choke out. Katsu started going faster, and you couldn’t help but whine. His arms kept a sturdy grip on your abdomen; you could feel the callouses on his palms rubbing against your skin.

“God, you like that?”

“Yes! It feels so good, daddy!”

“I know, baby,” he cooed, nuzzling his face between your neck and shoulder.

Your moans increased in volume, completely drowning out his, and Katsuki made a shushing noise. “Not too loud, sweetheart. What did I say?”

“I’m sorry, daddy,” you said softly. Your breathing became heavy and labored. 

“That’s it. Good girl.”    There was a creaking sound from in front of you, and the door swung open. 

“Hey, is everything-” Deku stopped speaking to stare at the two of you, his mouth gaping open. On his left, Todoroki’s eyes went wide. Neither of them made a move to leave. As you mumbled ashamedly and tried to cover your naked body, Katsuki kept fucking you in front of the two men. 

“Fuck, if you’re gonna watch, at least close the door, assholes,” he said in between huffs. 

For a few seconds, they continued to stay still, but Todoroki reached behind him to pull the door closed, keeping his eyes on you the whole time. 

“Fuck, my girl’s so hot you can’t look away, Half-and-Half Bastard?”

Todoroki didn’t respond but you could see a bulge growing in his pants. Next to him, Midoriya was already palming his dick from over his pants. 

“Katsuki,” you whimpered softly, “don’t you think we should stop?”

“Why? They wanna watch, they can watch. You want me to cum inside you, don’t you?”

“I do, Katsu, just… this is embarrassing.”

“You- you should stop, Bakugo. She doesn’t want to keep going,” Todoroki said. 

“We have a safe word, you vanilla bitch. Anyway, you’re the one making her uncomfortable.” He leaned into your ear and you felt his hot breath brush against your skin. “You really wanna stop, you say it, okay? I know I give you shit but I don’t want you doing anything you don’t wanna do,” he said. 

You nodded your head but didn’t say anything. Katsu chuckled. 

“I knew you were a slut. You hear that, dumbass? She loves being humiliated in front of you.”

You moaned and averted your eyes from the men as your face got even hotter. 

“Stop covering up, baby. Let them see how pretty your body is. Show them why daddy loves fucking you so much.”

You slowly lowered your arms and gripped Katsu’s thighs again. Both Todoroki and Midoriya were flushing a deep shade of red, but neither made a move to leave. In fact, the bulges in their pants had only gotten bigger. 

“Hm, baby, I bet you want them to fuck you, don’t you?”

“Wh-what?” 

“Yeah, I can tell. You can’t stop fucking staring at them, and you haven’t said my name like you did before.”

He stopped bouncing you up and down for a moment and brought his palm down on your ass. You hissed at the sting. 

“Moan for me, baby,” he said sternly, putting both hands on your waist again. He began to thrust deeper than before, picking up the pace. 

“Katsu,” you whimpered, bringing your hand down to play with your clit. “You fit so well inside of me!”

“Yeah I do,” he hissed, continuing the pace. You felt another orgasm build inside of you, and it poured out with a string of moans. You clenched your walls around Katsuki’s cock, and he groaned, biting down on your shoulder. You yelped, but he didn't let go until your walls loosened around him. 

“Good fucking girl,” he said again, licking at the marks he left. “Now for them.”

“What do you mean?” you stuttered nervously. 

“Say their names. Shoto, Izuku. Moan for them. I want you too.”

Taking a shaky breath, you brought your fingers to your clit again and began to rub it up and down. “Ugh,” you whimpered as Katsu continued to fuck you relentlessly. “Izuku… ah…” You began to go faster and moaned even louder than before. “Shoto, ugh that- that feels so good,”

At the sound of you saying their names like that, they could no longer refrain from touching themselves. Without saying a word, both unbuckled their belts and let their cocks spring free as their pants and underwear pooled at their feet. 

“Yeah, you bastards liked that?” Katsu laughed, biting softly on your shoulder again. “Why don’t you come fuck her too? You okay with that, baby?”

“Mhm-hm,” you groaned, unable to form another response. 

“Look at them, m’kay? Who do you want in your mouth? I’m keeping this pussy. The other one will get your ass.”

“Uh,” you quickly looked back and forth between the men, unsure of which to choose. 

“Deku’s dick is thicker,” Katsuki pointed out. “So it might hurt less. Unless you’re into that,” he chuckled. 

Both men looked down self-consciously. 

“Uh, okay. Izuku,” you mumbled.

“M’kay. Fuck her mouth for me, Deku. And you- there’s lube in that drawer.”

Todoroki quickly stepped over to get the lube. 

“Hey- and don’t get any ideas, you hear me? You may fuck her tonight, but she’s still mine.”

Izuku nodded rapidly. “Don’t worry, Kacchan! I wouldn’t even think… wouldn’t even dream about it! I mean you two are obviously together and you’ve already been so generous with this, and-”

“Fuck my mouth, Deku,” you moaned, trying to keep your teeth from chattering as Katsu bounced you up and down on his lap. 

“Hold on, baby, we gotta switch positions first. Don’t want you chomping down on Deku’s fat dick. 

“F-fat?” Izuku stammered. 

Katsu ignored him and stopped moving your hips up and down. You groaned at the loss of friction. 

“Don’t worry, baby, it’ll be even better soon. Get on the floor on your hands and knees for me.”

You did as you were told, waiting for the three men to come closer. 

“You-” Katsuki said to Todoroki, “bend over her.”

“What?”

“You heard me, dumbass. Put your legs around her, bend over, and stick yourself in her asshole.”

You whimpered at the idea. 

“And you. Stand in front and let her suck you,” he said to Izuku. 

“Uh- okay.”

The two men approached you cautiously. Todoroki was the first to act. 

“I’m gonna… put my finger…”

“Yeah, go ahead,” you murmured. 

His lubed up finger slowly entered you from behind as you moaned softly and rocked your hips back and forth. He slowly added another finger, stretching you out more and more. 

“Are you ready now?”

“Mhm” you hummed. 

As Todoroki gently pushed himself inside of you, Izuku stroked your hair and let you take him in your mouth. 

“Move, motherfucker,” Katsu said, pushing Todoroki’s torso forward. He kneeled behind you and resumed where he left off, with his cock inside of you. 

“Mmhph,” you moaned on Deku’s dick, and he inhaled sharply in response. From behind you, Todoroki was going at a slow pace, while Katsu was ramming his hips into yours. It felt so overwhelming, but so good at the same time. You couldn’t stop whimpering onto Izuku’s cock, and the vibrations from the sounds were quickly going to send him over the edge. But before he even came close, Katsuki’s deft fingers began to toy with your clit, and you felt another orgasm rising inside of you. 

“Yes, Katsu, please, I’m going to come,” you attempted to say around Izuku. 

“I can’t quite understand you, but I think I got it,” Kastu said, starting to move his fingers faster. Pleasure erupted from your clit, spreading throughout your entire body as you moaned and whimpered under your boyfriend’s still-moving fingers. Deku grabbed your hair and began to thrust in and out of your mouth, making you gag repeatedly. From behind you, Todoroki began to pick up the pace as well, slamming himself into you. You felt his dick reach places that no one had ever touched before, and you threw yourself onto him in an attempt to get him to go even deeper. After another minute or two, Izuku and Todoroki both began groaning and swearing, grabbing onto your body even tighter than before. 

“Ah- yes, yes, just like that,” Deku moaned, pulling lightly on your hair. “You’re gonna make me cum, fuck.”

“Ah- me too,” Todoroki said, punctuating each word with heavy breaths. 

You felt both of them release into you at the same time, swearing profusely as they did. Hot ropes of cum spurted into your mouth and asshole, and you nearly choked trying to swallow it while Deku was still pushing himself into your mouth. After a few seconds, both of them pulled away from you, covered in sweat and panting. 

For the first time, Katsuki seemed to notice what was going on and stopped moving. 

“Katsu?” you asked meekly. “Is something-”

“You fucking came already?” Katsuki shouted, enraged. He began pulling you into his hips again. “Fuck! I let you join us to show my baby a good time, but you can’t even last five fucking minutes? You’re fucking pathetic.”

He began to go faster as Deku’s face turned an even deeper shade of red. “Sorry, Kacchan-”

“Don’t apologize to me, you bastard! Apologize to her! You couldn’t have even lasted a few more minutes? I’ve been fucking her for twenty. Assholes. She’s come three times today. There are three of us here. Wanna know how many times you two made her come?”

He paused angrily and huffed. 

“Zero! Zero fucking times! You two used her like that and didn’t even make her come? You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.”

You started to moan again. “Katsuki- daddy- please, you feel so good. I’m sorry you- haven’t even cum yet.”

“Mhm, don’t worry baby,” he said softly. “It’s gonna be soon, now.”

He paused for a moment. “Hey! Deku! Half-and-Half Bastard! Look at her! You see how she’s a whimpering mess for me? This-” he pinched your clit, making you cry out his name. “-is what you bastards can’t do. This-” he thrust into you particularly hard. “-is why I’m allowed to call her a slut and a whore, understand? I’m not some half-assed bitch who can’t even make a girl cum and only lasts a few minutes. This is what she wants, and I’m able to give it to her. She gets what he wants, and I get to tell her how much of a whore she is for wanting it. I thought you would be able to give her that, too! You’re supposed to be strong and tough and shit, and then you pull this?”

You were a moaning mess, barely even able to move. You felt a fourth orgasm clutch at your clit again. Even the pleasure was painful, in a way, and you felt your legs trembling. 

“Katsu,” you whimpered. 

“I know, baby, I’m so close.” He turned his attention to the men. “I thought I told you to fucking apologize!”

“I’m- I’m sorry,” both Deku and Todoroki said hurriedly. 

“You two wanna watch a real man cum?”

They both stayed silent, and Katsuki took their lack of response as a yes. 

He picked up the pace again, stroking your hair and face with one hand and gripping onto your hips with the other. “You take me so well, baby. You’re such a good girl. Do you want daddy to cum?”

“Yes please,” you murmured, unable to speak any louder. 

“I’m so close, baby, just hold on a little longer, okay? You’ve been so good today.”

“O-okay,” you said. 

Katsuki continued to moan and grunt from behind you, occasionally pausing to plant a kiss on your lower back. 

“Fuck- fuck, I’m so close,” he moaned, grabbing a fistful of your hair. “Ah- fuck- baby, finish me in your mouth.”

You quickly turned around and began to suck on Katsu’s cock, bobbing your head up and down and he guided you. 

“Ah yeah, that’s it. Just a little faster, baby.”

You obliged and pushed away the suffocating feeling you were getting from having him so deep in your mouth. He was close, you reminded yourself. 

“Fuck yes, fuck!” Katsuki yelled as thick lines of his cum erupted from his dick. “Fuck yeah, swallow daddy’s load.” 

You swallowed and eagerly opened your mouth to show him it was gone. 

“Tastes that good, huh?” he laughed, stroking your hair. “You’re so pretty when I fuck you, baby. I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” you said, feeling your face get hot with embarrassment again.

Todoroki cleared his throat from the other end of the room. You saw fury flash through Katsu’s eyes again as he pulled on his boxers and tossed you his shirt to cover up with. 

“You bastards don’t know how to treat a girl, do you? You think I’m going to neglect my girlfriend after all of that to talk to you idiots? You can see yourselves out if you’re uncomfortable, unless you need daddy to do it for you?” he mocked, glowering at them.   

Todoroki’s face went bright red. “I-I- uh-”

“Get the fuck out of my room.” 

Deku and Todoroki stepped gingerly into the hallway, casting a scared glance back at Katsu before walking away to their respective rooms. 

Kastuski kneeled down next to you and began to stroke your hair again. “I’m sorry I yelled like that,” he said quietly. “I really am, I just- those assholes-”

“It’s okay, babe,” you said, wrapping him in your arms. He kissed the top of your head softly. “Katsuki?”

“What is it, darling?”

“That was fun, but… I’m glad they’re gone.”

Katsu laughed and kissed you again, this time sloppily on the lips. “I agree, baby.”

[ssamie]

six. BESTFRIEND

suna rintaro x fem! mitsuri reader

(kny x hq)

warnings: spelling mistakes,  2k+ words, italicized words/ sentences are her thoughts, mitsuri’s hair+eye color was used.

gen masterlist.      sakura mochi.

the next day after their rather interesting meeting with obanai, y/n had come on through the doors looking absolutely battered. "y/n-chan, what happened to you?!" atsumu shrieked as he watched her bandage-covered form enter the gym

she looked up at the team in confusion as they all started huddling around her, fussing and asking questions in concern "eh? what's wrong? are you guys okay?" she asked once they backed away to give her space

"are you okay? you're covered in bandages" suna retorted with an irked brow as he gestured to her battered body

"oh, that" she hummed in realisation "i got these from training yesterday" she explained "it's not really as bad as it seems.. obanai-kun just sorta went overboard in patching me up" she chuckled sheepishly

"are ya sure?" osamu asked "ya didn't really come home last night"

"i stayed with my friend shinobu-san last night! im sorry for not informing you earlier" she said as she bowed apologetically " 's fine. just text us next time, yeah?"

thus, their practice continued on as usual. except for the twins occasionally looming over her shoulder and continually pestering her.

"gosh, the twins are really at it today" aran grunted in exasperation as he watched the twins bicker "what're they even fighting about?" ginjima sweat dropped "i think its because osamu keeps missing his tosses" aran answered

"hm?" y/n hummed as she overheard their conversation

it's not like she hasn't noticed them fighting. well, how could she when they were doing it right beside her.

"well, i guess it is kinda hard to stay focused all the time.." she mumbled as she thought over all the missed hits by osamu "osamu-kun might be tired, if anything.." she said

"no." atsumu scoffed at her claims. "any piece of trash who can't score with those sets should just let someone else play already." he scowled

"eh?? don't be like that, tsumu-kun" she cooed nervously. she looked up at suna and aran, who were both sinply watching the exchange with unsurprised expressions.

"oi! atsumu, don't say it like that" ginjima said as he watched atsumu's retreating figure. atsumu didn't utter a word as he continued on walking, heading for the door to make his exit.

"tch." osamu scoffed as he slowly rose up to his feet, staggering lightly as he prepares to run towards the blonde

"why you.. abusive tyrannical pig!!" he exclaimed as he raised his foot to kick his twin's back

"!!!" ginjima paled as he watched atsumu fall forward with a nervous smile, while aran simply eyed them down with no emotion.suna wordlessly whipped out his phone, recording them as they tackled each other to the ground 

'ah, this might be the wrong time to think of this...' she thought to herself 

'but samu and tsumu look so hot when fighting!!!' she squealed internally 

'THEIR MUSCLES!! THEIR BACK!! THE ARMS!! HEHEHE' 

she giggled flusteredly to herself as she cradled her blushing face 

'osamu-kun looks like a dorito.'  she nodded with a huff as her eyes raked down the boy's back 

"y/n-chan.. are you okay?" aran laughed nervously. he stared at her, blinking slowly as he watches her cover her nose as if she was fighting off a nosebleed. "couldn't be better!" she answered back with a bright grin as she gave him a thumbs up 

"ah, 's that so.." aran sweat dropped. "you look impossibly red at the moment" 

"its because i had a nosebleed, aran-kun!" she answered back, just as giddily as she sent him a dumb smile. she uncovered her nose, revealing a lone drop of blood dripping from her nostril 

"jesus christ, y/n." he sighed 

"hey" suna called out to her 

"hwi swuna kun" she mumbled out as she continued to chomp onto her snack. surprisingly, this time it wasn't sakura mochi, and instead was a whole cup of ramen. 

they didn't really know why she had a cup of ramen sitting around, but they didnt question it. 

"can i have that" suna asked as he nodded towards the bag of chips situated on her lap "oh sure.." she said as she reluctantly reached out to hand him the snack 

"uh. are you sure you want me to have 'em..?" suna sweat dropped. she stiffly nodded as she plopped the bag of chips onto his palm. although she didn't let it go and continued on gripping onto it. 

"of course! i-im.. not that hungry anyways.." she reassured him with a smile "its fine, bunny. i can tell you want 'em" suna chuckled nervously 

"eat them." she demanded as she opened the bag and shoved it in his hands 

suna nodded and munched on the chips, eyeing her pitifully as she sulks while finishing the rest of her ramen. "are you still hungry, bunny?" suna asks tauntingly as he waves around a piece of chip by her face 

"no" she huffed, puffing her cheeks up as she cradled her stomach, which was currently rumbling from hunger "say ah" suna laughed as he pressed the chip onto her lips 

'HAH?! IS HE GONNA FEED ME?!'  she screamed internally 

'AGH, SUNA RINTAROU YOU ABSOLUTE MAN OF MY DREAMS, I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY' 

she opened her mouth, waiting for him to feed her. though much to her confusion, the food never came. instead, suna swirled the chips around, prompting her to chase after it like a dog, all while wearing a taunting smirk on his lips 

'hawshakha this is embarrassing!!' she thought to herself 

she covered her face with her twin braids out of embarrassment as she hesitantly followed his hands "hmph." she huffed as she leaned in, and impatiently chomped onto the chips

suna froze in his spot as he watched her dive in to snatch the chips from his fingers. he could feel her soft lips accidentally encaging his fingertips as she pulled away, leaving his skin slightly damp from saliva 

"fuck that was hot" he blurted out 

"..." she stared at him with her doe eyes, her pale green orbs boring through his olive green ones, as she continued munching on the chips 

"me?" she asked 

"no." suna answered with a straight face. "i meant the gym. it's hot, right?" 

"uh, i guess.." she muttered with a raised brow "anyways. wanna see the twins' fight?" he cleared his throat as he pulled out his phone "hm.. i think i have some videos on my phone too" she hummed as she scrolled through her gallery 

"though, most of it is tsumu-kun lip syncing to sensual songs" she said 

"not that i mind!!" she giggled menacingly as she scrolled through the never ending album filled with atsumu's thirst traps "atsumu-kun looks good here.. " she muttered flusteredly  "here too.. suna-kun, look! his hair is tied up here" she said as she showed him a very unwanted video of atsumu's thirst trap 

"i don't wanna see that" suna grimaced "but you gotta send me that. this is godly." he chuckled darkly to himself 

"look at the fucker biting his lips" he sneered as he watched atsumu bite his lip flirtatiously "giving me very much frat boy vibes. this dude looks like he has whiteclaw flowing through his damn veins" 

"i have much more videos, suna-kun" she said as she opened another album "except these are mostly fights and random pranks i pulled on them with mrs. miya" she explained 

"send them to me" suna pleaded 

"of course!! but uh-" she cut herself off as she nervously handed him her phone "i don't have your number" she reasoned 

'hehehehhe,, type it in type it in!!'  she squirmed in excitement as she watched suna enter his contact information 

'one step closer to being his wife!'  she mentally patted herself in the back as she smiled in triumph. 

"thanks for these. yer the best, bunny" suna cooed at her 

"this is some great blackmail material." he smirked "no problem!" she squeaked out, still too enamoured over the half-assed selfie suna took to put in as his contact photo 

"you're officially my new best friend" suna said through a yawn 

she froze in surprise as she looked at him with sparkling eyes, looking absolutely lovestruck as she relished in her new title "really?!" she whisper shouted 

"mhm." suna grunted "now lemme sleep on your lap, bunny." he requested "its a best friends thing we should practice more often" he hummed out as he laid his head on her lap

"typical platonic stuff." he smirked cheekily

she nodded in response, too flustered to even reply a simple 'okay.' "catch ya later" he said as he shut his eyes and falling almost instantly. she grinned in excitement and clamped her mouth shut to contain her squeals, being careful enough not to stir him awake 

'ah, this is it! i've finally found my future husband!' she thought 

'after years of searching!!' she squealed internally

'i can't wait to tell obanai..or shinobu-san! or my mom!.. wait she's dead..' 

she hummed giddily as she combed through suna's hair, playing with it and shaping it as cat ears just for the fun of it. she was feeling perfectly fine. that is, until it had finally dawned her. 

"wait." she blurted out, her eye twitching ever so slightly 

"did i just get friendzoned?" 

[sugoi-writes]

I love that you're into bnha now! May i request some kirishima with a female s/o that just adores his shorp teeth? Or just complimenting/ worshipping him in general bc god does he deserve the world 👏😭

This one is a little long winded too, but agh! I couldn’t help but set up a cute date! He is baby, and must be protected at all costs! Hope you enjoy, Anon!

Summary: Kirishima comes over for a cute stay-at-home date, and the both of you have a sweet toothed surprise! (~1.6 K words)

9 times out of 10, you expect the days spent with your boyfriend to orient around food. He would admit that he was a SUCKER for eating out hibachi style or having you cook for him! But while his favorites usually gravitated towards the savory/meatier things in life, he also had an adorable sweet tooth. So, when he recommended chocolate covered strawberries for the next date, you made sure to pick some up when you went grocery shopping.

You invited him over, as usual, as his place was a little on the smaller side. When you find your boyfriend at the front door, beaming with boba for the both of you, you couldn’t help but reach out and plant sweet kisses on his cheeks.

“Eiji~ You shouldn’t have!” you coo, appreciating the thoughtfulness as you welcome your boyfriend inside. He returns your kisses soon after, chuckling as you cling to him once more.

“Well, I figured a little spoiling was in order~ You rented that movie last week, so I wanted to surprise--” His gaze wandered to your kitchen island, where he spies chocolate (milk, dark, and white cocoa), skewers, and of course-- strawberries!

“H-Hey! Is that…?” Kirishima trails off, a crooked smile spreading across his face. You take your boba and nod enthusiastically, taking a sip before humming in approval.

“Well, I happened to take your suggestion to heart, and wanted to surprise you~”

As you grin up at him, Kirishima can’t help but bring a hand up to cradle a flushed cheek, shaking his head softly,” Gosh, why are you the best!” he sighed happily, looping an arm around you and squeezing you close. You could only laugh happily while Kirishima showered you with kisses and thank you’s.

Once your chuckle fit died down, Kirishima pinches your cheek sweetly,” Anyway~ while you finish up your boba, want me to help you set up? I mean-- if you wanna go ahead and make some of the strawberries nooooow?”

You smile up to Kirishima, nodding once more,” That’s the plan~ I got a couple of different kinds of chocolate too, so feel free to mix and match!” Your boyfriend smiles-- AGAIN, you’re the most thoughtful s/o ever!-- and gives you a quick smooch, before practically running over to your island.

As you two continue to sip on your drinks, you explain to him that it’ll be easiest to microwave the chocolate and dunk the strawberries on your skewers (lucky you that they had some pretty decent microwave-safe chocolate). You personally went for the milk chocolate instantly, and you’re surprised that Kirishima chose the white chocolate. And so, you had both chocolates ready while Kiri washed off and skewered the strawberries.

Your boyfriend is all too eager to start dunking the strawberries, even taking some of the chocolate to drizzle over top one of yours! While playing with drizzles, you ended up messing one of yours up, turning it into a smiley face. This sparks an idea, as you look to each other mischievously. You two ended up competing to see who could make the silliest design, and Kirishima easily won with his wonky rendition of Bakugou.

As you let the chocolate cool, you notice Kiri going for a plain strawberry, chomping on it enthusiastically. You smile to yourself, chuckling at the sight. He had a bit of chocolate smudged on his cheek, undoubtedly from a dunking mishap. But you also noticed your man’s teeth, as brilliant and sharp as ever as it tore through the strawberry. You mused to yourself that he never complained about toothaches or cavities, no doubt because of how much he cared for his smile.

Kiri noticed your gaze, cheeks flushing slightly as he instinctively touches his face,” Ahh, wait, do I have some chocolate on my face?”

You laugh, licking your finger and swiping at the bit that was actually there,” W-Well yes, but-- I was just… y’know.” You couldn’t help but blush yourself, looking up to meet his gaze.

Kirishima smiles knowingly, eyebrows raised,” Ohhh, it’s the teeth thing again, yeah~?” he teases, lips pulling into a sly smirk. You pretend to protest as an arm wraps around your shoulder, pulling you closer to him, until your hip-to-hip.

You nod, knowing there’s no point in hiding it,” Y-Yeah… They’re just-- I dunno. Adorable, if that’s not-- uhh--” You stammer over your words, while Kirishima starts to wiggle his brow at you.

“Adorable, huh~? Y’sure you don’t mean hot~?” he presses, making your face turn bright red. You playfully elbow him in the side. He feigns pain and a pout as you shake your head quickly.

“ N-No! I mean-- not that they aren’t nice, but-- agh! I was thinking of how PRETTY your smile was, jerk!” you stammer, laughing at your own embarrassment.

“Pretty?” Kirishima echoes, as you nod back at him nervously. Your boba is long gone, so there was no distraction for you to take advantage of.

“Y-Yeah! Like, insanely pretty! Maybe that’s weird of me to say, but… I’ve always thought you were adorable, knucklehead! More than the muscles and the swagger you have,” you continue, the both of you snorting at ‘swagger’. You shrug, sighing softly,” You just… I dunno. You’re so adorable when you’re happy, and I love seeing you smile so genuinely like this… you’re so cute it makes me want to buy you more sweets~”

Eijiro shares your flustered expression, hand going to scratch at the back of his neck while he chuckles.

” Y-Yeah? I kinda always thought I was too manly or tough looking… A lot of people still get scared off by my quirk and how rough I look,” he admits, and you notice him briefly touching his face, where a few new scars have sprung up from the past few brawls. Kirishima was definitely never above a good fight, but sometimes even he gets dinged up from scuffles with his peers or villains. You smile warmly, snuggling into Eijiro’s wide, welcoming chest. Kirishima only blushes harder, coming to circle your frame with his large arms.

“Well… I think your scars are cute too. I mean-- they all tell a story. And I love that you feel comfortable sharing those with me… like this one!” Your fingers gently brush by his right eye, landing on his cheek,” When you first found out about your quirk… or this one!”

You point to another scar, by the bridge of his nose,” You and Bakugo got into it, and he somehow got through! You were so impressed, but you still ended up with a stalemate!”

As you babble about more of his scars, on his face, hands, and chest, Kirishima can’t help but smile lovingly down at you, running his fingers through your hair. As you touch one of his scars by his collarbone, you pause, looking up to see Eijiro looking at you with pure adoration.

“You remembering what all of these are, and how important or insignificant they all are… that’s so amazing. That’s only part of the reason why I love you so much, you know that?” You blush back at him, as Kirishima finishes another strawberry, his hands landing on your hips.

“ These eyes… They remind me of how we first met, and how neither of us could look away,” he coos, his hand brushing against your cheek. His smile widens as he tucks a piece of hair behind your ear.

“Your hair? Absolutely fantastic to play with! It’s even cuter when I do this~” Eijiro teases, ruffling your hair and making you huffy. You seem to ease up as he kisses your cheeks, his hand cradling the small of your back as the other traces down your right arm. His hand grasps yours, pulling it to his lips for a chaste kiss.

“And these hands… the amount of things they’ve touched, held… saved… I wanna cherish them. As much as you’ve cherished me with them.” Kirishima pulls you flush against him in a warm hug, resting his chin on top of your head,” ‘you okay with that, babe~?”

You can’t help but smile sheepishly, covering your face as Kirishima kisses the top of your head,” A-As long as I get to cherish you, just the same!” You pull back to give him a sweet kiss, before grinning,” Agh, Eiji, that was so so sweet! I could eat you up!”

Kirishima laughs as you start assaulting his neck with kisses, squeezing your hips as he gently pulls you off. You see that knowing smile again, and stiffen when he gives you that look,” ...only if I get a lick in or two on you~”

Kirishima leans down and nibbles on the crook of your neck, making you squeak as you try to wiggle away. You end up taking a swipe of some semi-liquid chocolate and smear it across his cheek, distracting him enough for you to start tickling him. As you start to torment and love on one another, your laughter fills your kitchen. In this time, your dorky strawberries have had the perfect chance to fully cool. And this, you think, is the start of a perfect day, with one of the sweetest guys you have ever known.  

[okitera]

BIG. FAT. REQUEST. BJ and the reader BOTH have a biting kink. Beej isn’t used to being served what he usually dishes out as far a chomping goes, but he gets the reader back reaaaal good

i got real creative with this one 

beej also has a thing for blood im not just projecting i swear 

Rain berated the windows of your apartment, flowing down your building in sheets. You hardly noticed. Neither did Beetlejuice; you were preoccupied with each other. Your hands hands were busy with his hair, and his lips were busy with yours. Important things.

The sound of the rain was loud, but not loud enough to drown out the laughs and hums from the couch. Grabbing handfuls of your ass, he pulled you flush against his lap. Immediately, you rolled your hips down into him, reveling in the appreciative groan he rewarded you with. He was vocal, but you rarely ever heard earnestly surprised, pleased noises from his throat. Speaking of throats, you were kissing your way to his, pecking his jaw and nosing his chin up for a good angle. At last, he let you, raising his jaw enough for you to kiss and suck at his neck. It wasn't as easy to give him a hickey, as it was to give one to you.  Something about different 'systems', you didn't remember how he explained it. But, you knew it was possible to leave a mark on him. Thoughts trickled together about how much you'd like to see that, and you couldn't help yourself. With one hand just slightly knit into his hair, your teeth pressed to his throat, and tested him with a nip. No response. If anything, he was too interested in the connecting heat between you. You closed your fist tighter in his green locks, and decided that you needed to amp things up, apparently. Opening your jaws around the patch of pale skin you chose,  you simultaneously tugged on his hair and closed your teeth. Hard.

The unprepared, almost yelp that ripped from his mouth combined with his hips twitching upward was the single most rewarding thing you'd gotten all day. "Agh-  what the hell was that?" He even had to breathe, to make up for the noise he made. Eager to see your work, you pulled back, and caught a glimpse of his expression-- alongside the faint bite mark you'd imprinted on his neck-- which was somewhere between extremely turned on and pissed.  He wasn't moving his hips anymore. You gave him a cheeky smile, and released your grip on his hair. Sheepishly, you wiggled your hips down on his lap, as if that would fix this. Beej sighed. "You wanna bite, now?" He asked, cocking his eyebrows. You didn't know if you should give him any more response, other than worrying at your lip. "Fine with me." The demon snaked his hand up from your neck and into your hair, giving you a sharp taste of your own medicine. A gasp pried from your chest as you let your eyes flutter shut, but the proud grin remained on your lips. The tickle of his beard on your neck sent a shiver up your spine, as did the firm hand grounding you to his lap.  Almost hungrily, his teeth traced your soft throat, down to the nape of your neck. All too suddenly, his teeth nearly pierced your skin. Unable to control the way your body reeled and arched, growing rigid, you moaned,  which turned into shorter, more desperate sounds. "Oh my god-" You whimpered, grabbing at the back of his head for purchase. The feeling of your hair being pulled mingled with the friction from his hips and the biting was enough to fog your mind. He broke away,  his teeth pulling out of deep imprints in your skin, and ran his tongue over the bite before sinking into another spot. You could hardly think straight, but you knew he was just loving this. "Beetlejuice!" Your wanton plea of his name coaxed him to purr against the crook of your neck.

Your body was pulled taut, by the time he was through with his bites. He let you look back down at him, and the two of you stilled. Beej flashed his teeth at you,  which you were going to be far more interested in, from now on.

[boshawbearclaw]

Lucas' Personal Stress Reliever

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT 🕊🕊

It was a nice sunny day in the Henbane River region of Hope County, fish are jumpin' about, birds are singin' and wolverines are bitin' peoples dicks off and here Lucas was, scoping out the Whistling Beaver Brewery while Sitting in a damn bush with a spliff hanging out the side of his mouth, his black goggles stick to his face with sweat, he hums to himself as his eyes dart around the compound. Lucas finishes his spliff and puts out the cherry on his hand, he doesnt make a sound, due to him being used to the pain throughout the years.

He drags his bandana up on the bridge of his nose before trekking down the small hill, he hides behind multiple fences, and trucks just waiting for the right moment to stike. He makes sure no is watching while he dispatched the peggies who have the unfortunate fate of stumbling upon the Junior Deputy.

Lucas stalks around the perimeter of the main building to make sure he got everyone before creeping inside, when he enters the building he immediately took notice of the cult VIP who was completely oblivious to the shit that was happening around him, he was thin and lanky, certainly lacking any sort of protection, all he had on him was pants that were ripped off at the knees and socks with sneakers.

The man had shoulder length black hair and a beard an inch longer than a stubble, the greenish mist of the bliss radiated around his head and shoulders, 'probably the effect of too much exposer.' Lucas took out his 1911 pistol, he unscrewed the silencer and tossed it into a crate full of bliss flowers, he readied his gun and starts shuffling forward.

"Helllp meeee faaith, hellllp meee faaith, save me from sorrooow--AaGH!" The Peggie sang before shouting in surprise when Lucas grabbed a fistfull of his wierdly soft hair and yanked the mans head backwards, shoving his pistol underneath his chin making the Peggie look up at him.

"SHIT, OH FU--" He screeched when Lucas pressed his body flush against him while poking his cheek with the barrel of the gun, "shh, no use in screaming when i already slaughtered your friends, do what i say and maybe i won't kill you." He dragged the gun along the Peggie's lips he shows his seriousness by wrapping his big hand around the Peggie's throat, squeezing it tightly, making him chokes and gasps.

When his heartbeat started to get increasingly faint, Lucas let go of him and the small male shot forward to lean against the table hes baracaded against by the behemoth that is Lucas O'Connor, the taller of the two put away his weapon and grabbed the hips of the the man who's heavily breathing in front of him, grinding his hip's into his ass and nibbles on his ear.

The Peggie tried removing Lucas' hands but to no avail they stayed there, he picked him up, flipped him around and dropped him onto the table with a dull thunk. "Wanna know what i did to your friends out there? No? Well too bad darlin' im gon' tell ya anyway--" Lucas took off his bandana to display his bloodied mouth and teeth, "-- I tore their throats out, and gutted them with my bare hands, I ripped off their dicks and shoved them up their own asses while I gave some other's a Columbian neck tie, you don't know what that is do you? It's when you slit the guys throat and pull his tongue out through the hole." He nonchalantly says with a sick grin plastered on his messy face.

Lucas rips off the mans pants and underwear, rubbing his thighs as a mock gesture of affection as he continues telling the Peggie all of the gorey details of how he obliterated the Eden's Gate soldiers, Lucas' eye catches the other man moving his arm to reach for something to hit him with, anger bubbles in his chest, he grabs a fistful of those soft black locks and pulls him off of the table and throws him to the ground, he tries vainly to scramble away.

With a smirk Lucas resumes his speech, "i think it's funny that you think you'll kill me and escape, you can try but you won't succeed, darlin'" He undoes the button and zipper on his pants and pulls out his hard cock, the Peggie starts hyperventilating as he just figured out whats gonna happen to him.

"Aww poor Rabbit." Lucas says mockingly.

Lucas takes off his shirt, to save it from the impending slaughter of the naughty Rabbit, reveling his muscular tattooed torso. He crouched down and crawled towards the cowering man infront of him, his cock throbs between his legs as Rabbit begins to cry and pray to Joseph. When he was close enough Lucas grabbed his ankles and yanked the Peggie towards him.

He laughed darkly when Rabbit yelps, Lucas leans down and plasters slobbery kisses all over his chest and stomach, Rabbit squirms beneath him and tries to push Lucas away from him but of course it doesnt work and his actions only manages to make the behemoth laugh.

Lucas' canines scrape against his nipples, eliciting a very "manly" Squeak, "stop it please!!! I wont tell anyone just please stop!!!!!" Rabbit pleads vainly, "aww well since you asked nicely, i suppose." "R-really?"

Lucas shakes his head and rolls his bug like eyes behind his bloodied googles,

"No dumbass, you really thought I'd let a cutie like you go?" Lucas smiles at his ignorance, he grabs Rabbit's dick and gives it a few experimental tugs, his face burns a bright red when his dick shamefully twitches in Lucas' calloused hand, he grabs his hips and pull him closer. Lucas let's Rabbit's legs drape over his shoulders, he tries to cover himself with his hands but jerks his hands away in suprise when Lucas nips at his fingers.

Lucas holds the man's hips up by wrapping an arm around his waist, "what are you--aah agh!" Rabbit was cut off mid sentence by Lucas shoving his split tongue into his winking hole, wiggling his tongue around in his tight ass made Lucas even harder as Rabbit tried to grab him by his raven hair to tug Lucas off of him but everything he tries is in vain, Rabbit squeaks when he feels Lucas' hard member poke the spot in between his shoulder blades.

Slobber was dripping down Rabbit's back as his rapist tongue fucks his ass, Lucas' tongue slips out and glides up Rabbit's prineum, balls and to the tip of his dick. He sucks him off for a few minutes before pulling the Rabbit's hips down to line up his cock with the man's hole, "Your gonna love this, boy." He winks at Rabbit then proceeds to stuff himself inside the crying man's impossibly tight entrance, his snow white eyes go wide with horror as he was penetrated.

He waited till he was balls deep before fucking him in a brutal pace, Lucas growls as he drills Rabbit's hole with quick precise motions, finding his little button in no time and he kept hitting it with the viciousness of a wild animal.

He wails in agony as his hole is being ripped to shreds by Lucas' massive cock, it was so big it made a very visible bump on Rabbit's belly. Lucas slowed his thrusting to admire it while grabbing Rabbits wrists and forcing him to rub the giant buldge showing underneath the skin of his belly.

"It's pretty, no?" Lucas laughs and continues to rape the cult VIP, he pins his arms next to his head then he leans down and captures Rabbit's lips with his own in a violent and bruising kiss, to which he responded with a bite to Lucas bottom lip. All he does is cackle and bites Rabbit back before slipping his bloody tongue of his into his mouth.

Moaning at the taste of blood and beef jerky mixing together, Lucas moves one of his wrist to overlap his other wrist, holding them down with one big ass hand, he uses his free hand and scratches Rabbits chest and thighs, thoroughly enjoying his pained grunts and whimpers as Lucas fucks him raw, the pressure continues to builds in the pit of his stomach and without a second thought Lucas cums inside the sobbing Rabbit with a series of animalistic grunts.

He fills the wrecked hole with his thick white cum, moaning a litany of Scandinavian and english curse words into the sex scented air, he pulls out and climbs on top of Rabbits chest and stuffs his cock into his mouth, he then starts to make him deep throat, Brute grunts escape Lucas' throat, moments later he grew tired with the esophagus of the soon to be dead man under him "Fuckin' A Rabbit, your throat feels good too!! But I wonder how your guts feel!"

With that said Lucas pulls out of his mouth, crawls down and straddles his hips, then raises his fist in the air, he brings his fist down hard and puches a hole into the mans stomach. Screams echoed throughout the building as Lucas swirls and twists his hand around to mix up Rabbits innards, he replaces his fist with his cock and starts to fucks the new hole he made.

He smiles down at the man coughing and whining underneath him, he leans down and takes a chunk of flesh out of his neck with his mouth and chews it up before swallowing and repeating the action till all you saw was bare vertebrae and stringy muscles trying to hold each other together. Lucas cums another time with a soft high pitched whine, his thighs shake with the intensity of a dozen orgasms when he empties his balls into the mushy guts and organs of the dead Peggie's stomach.

Lucas slithers down the body and settles his head inbetween the carcass' thighs, sucking and lapping at the pinkish mixture of blood and cum that covered the flaccid dick and balls, biting off little bits of flesh from his thighs to chew and swallow before chomping off his dick and scarfing it down his throat, the balls soon followed as more and more flesh from his thighs and stomach.

While Lucas ate the sweet tasting flesh he jerked off using the butchered large intestine, his pretty ass swayed in the air as he continued his feast. Pleasure bubbled in his groin again and he shot his cum down the sopping wet tubes, Lucas, being completely full of ecstasy, curled up beside the corpse of his sweet little Rabbit, he wraps his gargantuan fucking arms around the more or less exposed bones of the corpse, "your boy cunt tastes like cherry's." He whispered sweetly into the rotting mans half eatten ear.

He snuggles Rabbit for a little bit longer, trying his best not to fall asleep before he cleans this lovely mess he made of himself. Lucas' normally curly black hair shaped into an undercut has been reduced to a flat bloody mess, meanwhile his pants and boots are pretty much ruined due to the excessive amounts of blood and shredded flesh, surprisingly his walkie talkie survived the massacre.

He grabs it and presses the talk button, after switching the channel to he and sharkys private channel, "Sharky, you there Sugarplum?" He slurs, moments later the pyro responded, "yeah I'm here Bubba, you need somethin'?"

Lucas moved his googles up on his forehead and rubbed his buggy eyes with the "clean" Part of his arm, he snickers "i just liberated the whistling beaver Brewery so uh sum spare clothes and a hot shower would be nice, think you could hook me up?"

"Fo sho, you want some beer too?, maybe some weed, i mean if-if your into that." He smiles at the thought of him and sharky blazin up on his couch watching cliche horror movies, "hell yea baby, I'll be there shortly." Lucas puts away his walkie talkie and stands up, he cracks his neck and stumbles over to his shirt and slips it on.

He begins singing as he walks out of the compound over to the side of the road where his cultbuster is parked,

"Who wants to buy this diamond ring?

She took it off her finger, now it doesn't mean a thing

This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore

And this diamond ring doesn't mean what it meant before

So if you've got someone whose love is true

Let it shine for yoou//b"

[ssamie]

twelve. “the moon looks beautiful tonight, doesn’t it?”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide

masterlist.         suicide freak!

"kenma just this once please!!" y/n pleaded with a frown

"literally why?" kenma grumbled back.

they were currently seated by the stairway of the second-year building, five minutes away from being late to their next class, which was history. "because it's fun!" she reasoned "besides, you don't even listen to the lesson, you just play games under your desk" 

"yeah, but it's not considered skipping classes" kenma sighed 

"c'mon kenma, live a little!" she chuckled "then you can die with me afterwards." 

kenma sighed but nodded in reluctance "fine, but please don't kill me" he said with a sigh

"huh? then how are we supposed to die?"

"the point is we're not going to."

after a little bit more convincing, and a very troublesome escape from the school grounds, they were finally on their way off. the pair was walking towards the same riverbank kenma found her on after disappearing

"ah, isn't this nice, kenma-kun?" she said with a content sigh. she was holding a box of apple pie, while kenma chomps on a slice. "the air is nice, the apple pie is nice, the bridge is kinda nice" she hummed

"did you know, this is where i found atsushi-kun on the brink of death from starvation!" she exclaimed with a bright smile 

"i- what?" 

"yes, that's right" she said "ah, good times~" 

"i don't think you should consider that a good time" kenma sweat dropped "also, what's with you lately?" kenma asks her 

"hm? what do you mean?" she responded with a raised brow "you've been kinda.. tamed?" he muttered as more of a question than a statement "like, usually your attempts would be more bizarre." he said with a shrug 

kenma then reached out to grab another slice of the apple pie. that is, until his whole body shuddered. he looked up at her, looking like a shaken up kitten as he immediately shook his head. 

"i don't mean that i want you to start going all crazy again!" he shrieked 

she simply laughed, shaking her head as she sat down on the ground "well then i guess you're fulfilling your promise of keeping me alive, huh?" she mused 

kenma blinked at her words and meekly nodded, a faint smile ghosting his lips "i guess.." he replied "anyways, what are we doing here?" he asks as he takes a seat next to her

"were here to slack off" she responded with a nonchalant grin "work is like, really stressful" she said with an exaggerated sigh 

kenma simply furrowed his brows as he sent her a questioning look "but atsushi said you haven't done anything in like a week-" 

"anyways, kenma." she cut him off "in return of making you skip class, i'll share some of my incredibly utile knowledge to you!" she announced cockily 

"i don't think i need it.. nor do i want it" kenma deadpanned 

"well, i'm gonna tell you anyways" 

"but first, let me beat this level" she said with a cheeky grin as she snatches his PSP from his pocket. as she began to play, kenma simply watched her fingers click the buttons, silently watching as he nibbled on the apple pie 

"now, as i was saying.." she muttered "my knowledge consists of the mafia and their history.." 

"that's kind of relevant right?" she beamed with a small smile 

"no, not really." 

"alright! well, the mafia is kind of fun" she started out 

"im gonna have to disagree." kenma sighed "it's the mafia, why would it be fun?" 

"also, why are we talking about this anyway?" he rolled his eyes playfully at her 

"because its literally all i know about" she chuckled "unless you wanna hear about how to dispose of dead bodies." 

"no." 

"okay. well, in this same spot we're sitting on, there have been at least.. like, maybe one or ten murders?" she cooed out with a small smile. kenma looked at her, face scrunching up as he picked himself up from the ground, holding his apple pie tightly as he walked away 

"goodbye." 

she laughed loudly as she watched him walk away, eyes darting from between the boy and the PSP in her hands "wait! kenma, im kidding!" she yelled out 

"well, im actually not, but.. COME BACK!" 

kenma sighed, looking back only to find her shuffling around with the device in her hands as she screams about losing. 

"kenma you made me lose!" she groaned out. the pudding head simply sighed as he trudged back to her with an unamused look on his face 

"well, whatever" she shrugged it off. she placed the PSP back in his pocket as she jumped up from the ground "you know what we should do?" she mused "we should steal a car and have a road trip!" 

"no! are you crazy?" kenma let out an exasperated sigh 

"i dunno about crazy, but i do know that kunikida-kun has a car and.." she trailed of with a suggesting smirk 

(he prolly doesn't have a car i think, but go along w it 😋) 

"were not gonna steal a car just to go on a road trip." kenma said to her 

"really? i don't think that's the right response, kenma" she slumped out defeatedly 

"we are NOT gonna steal a fucking car-" 

"YOU STOLE THE FUCKING CAR?!" kenma rubbed his temples in distress as she stood proudly before him, holding the car keys with a grin 

"yep!" 

it has been fifteen minutes since she's disappeared, only to come back to announce that she had carnapped kunikida 

"y/n, im pretty sure this is illegal." kenma sighed tiredly "do you even know how to drive?" he asked 

"of course!" she said with an offended scoff "well..last time i drived, it ended in a crash" she mumbled sheepishly "but that's not gonna happen, i promise!" 

kenma looked at her up and down, before shaking his head. "that doesn't sound very promising.." 

"cmon, live a little!" she exclaimed as she unlocked the car doors 

"i won't be able to if i die in a car crash, you understand that right?" 

"that's even better!" 

although despite his disputes, kenma ended up joining her anyways. now, he's seated in the passenger seat while y/n drives the car. music was softly playing through the speakers, though it was getting drowned out by kunikida's yelling, which was emitting through her phone

"oi! you bandage-covered brat, where the hell is my car?!" kunikida exclaimed 

"stop with the names, kunikida-kun!" she whined out "and how dare you accuse me of such!" she exclaimed with a dramatic cry 

kenma simply deadpanned at her as kunikida let out a deep breath from the other line 

"i have very right to accuse you becauSE RANPO TOLD ME IN EXCHANGE OF A CHOCOLATE BAR!" 

"AGH! BUT I MADE HIM PINKY PROMISE NOT TO SAY IN EXCHANGE OF A CHOCOLATE BAR TOO!" 

she fake cried as kunikida continued on scolding her through the phone "now, now, kunikida-kun~" she cooed out "dont go screaming a lot, or else your vocal system gets messed up" she warned "they say you can cough your throat out." 

"you- wait really?" kunikida asked in wonder

"i dunno" she responded nonchalantly 

"STOP RIDICULING ME, BASTARD!" he exclaimed 

"whatever.. there better not be any scratches or dents or i'll kill you myself" it was all he said before hanging up

she pocketed her phone and looked over at kenma, sending him a smile "that went well, won't you say so?" 

"50/50" kenma responded "anyways, where are we going?" he asked her 

"i don't know kenma, i've never done this before" she laughed softly "let's just drive around and stop for food once in a while" she said "let's just talk! preferably about our double suicide" 

kenma laughed at her antics and nodded "okay, i'd like that." 

in the end, they ended up roaming around the city. at some point they stopped by a wine shop to buy all of chuuya's favourite wine just to mess with him

chuuya did in fact come into the shop minutes later and had a fit. 

by the time the sky got darker, kenma suggested going to a mcdonald's for some fries. but sadly, it ended with y/n flirting with the female cashiers, so he had to drag her away. they even stopped by a cliff to 'stargaze' but it ended with y/n trying to make them fall to their deaths, so that ended quite quickly. 

now, they were back in the usual restaurant the agency goes to, having a light dinner. 

"so, kenma-kun, how was our road trip?" she cooed out 

"it was chaotic." he responded "but it was very fun, thanks for that y/n" he said with a smile 

she smiled cockily as she sipped on her coffee, letting out a small chuckle as she does so. "heh, let's just hope kunikida-kun won't notice the scratches on his car" 

kenma shifted nervously in his seat as he noticed kunikida leaning on the back of her seat, as well as atsushi listening in on their conversation. 

"um y/n.." he said nervously, slyly pointing behind her, though she seemed to ignore him anyways 

she snickered under her breath as she continued to talk. "there's so many scratches on the side! and-" she was cut off by kunikida's fist making contact with the side of her head, resulting in her falling off the seat

"y/n-san?!" atsushi called out with widened eyes 

"what did you say, brat?" kunikida asked in a low tone as his tall figure loomed over her 

"a-ah! what did i say?" she mused "i don't think i said anything, kunikida-kun! you must be hearing things!" she laughed sheepishly as she stood up straight once again "and why are you interrupting our dinner, hm?" she asked him 

"shouldn't you be at work? tsk tsk tsk" she clisked her tounge as she shook her head disappointedly 

kenma and atsushi froze in fear as kunikida seemed to have grew angrier by the second. veins popped out of his temple from agitation as he started strangling her, all while she still had that dumb and taunting smile on her face 

"and who gave you, the poster child for sloth and irresponsibility, the right to say that to me?!" he yelled 

"kunikida-san! don't kill her!" atsushi yelled out in panic "why not?! that's exactly what she wants!" kunikida exclaimed 

"ehehehe- AGH!" she coughed out, wheezing slightly as he shook her around 

after a quick minute of calming down, y/n was now back in her seat, facing kenma who was talking about a game he was currently playing "and this one is um- um.." kenma cut himself off, feeling himself grow anxious 

his cat-like eyes look up to meet kunikida looking at him like a disappointed father "is something wrong?" he asked quietly 

"i had trust in you, brat." kunikida said "i thought you were sensible enough to keep the maniac grounded." 

"buT INSTEAD YOU BOTH HAD YOUR FUN CRASHING MY CAR AROUND-" 

kunikida was cut short as y/n slammed her hand on his face and pushed him away with an innocent smile "now, now, kunikida-kun~" she cooed "kenma was talking about his new game, don't interrupt him!" she scolded him 

"i don't care, you're paying me back" he said as he sent her a pointed glare. she simply laughed carelessly at that statement. though her laughter abruptly died down as she spun around to face atsushi. 

"atsushi." she called out 

"y-yeah?" atsushi replied hesitantly 

"as your senior, i command you to pay the cost!" she exclaimed 

"no! also, im older than you!" atsushi yelled at her 

"oya~" she cooed tauntingly at him "but aren't i the one that saved your dying self months ago?!" 

"and to think i believed we had a special bond" she sulked 

"but y/n-san!!" atsushi panicked "I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!" 

"work it out~" she cooed as she ushered kenma out of the restaurant "we'll be going now~" 

"are you really making me pay?!" atsushi shrieked 

"bye-bye~" 

"so what do you wanna do to end the night?" she asked him 

they were currently walking around, basking in the moonlight while kenma talks himself up in his mind  "um.. can we go back to the riverbank? like, by the bridge..?" he muttered quietly 

"why? its already so late" she said 

"just- can we just go?" he pleaded "... please?" 

she looked at him and smiled, nodding along silently to his request. the walk to the bridge was quick and quiet. no one was speaking a word, only y/n humming under her breath and the sounds of cars passing by

the whole time, kenma was just screaming in his mind. 

he was pondering over kuroo's oh-so-wise words. the suggestion to confess to her sounded more simpler at the moment. he's been preparing for it the whole day. but now that it was actually happening, he was honestly just considering jumping into oncoming traffic

"were here." she announced 

kenma jolted, sporting a confused expression as he looked around their surroundings 

"it seems you've been so lost in thought that you couldn't even tell we've arrived" she chuckled "so, what's on your mind, kenma?" 

he didn't answer but simply watched her from his peripheral vision. she leaned on the metal railings, resting her hands on the bars as she looked down at the flowing water 

the only light source they had was the moon, and the street lights littered around the bridge 

"um.. it's just that-" he cut himself off with a deep breath 

"that..?" she urged him further 

"i- um-" he stammered nervously 

kenma inhaled deeply through his nose before sighing. "i can't do this." he muttered 

"what is it?" she asked worriedly "are you okay??" 

"is it cause you wanna die with me? are you agreeing to the double-" 

"t-thE MOON LOOKS BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT DOESN'T IT?!" 

"i- why are you screaming?" 

"fuck it. i like you, okay?"