#i just think we dont talk about the fact that shes a weirdgirl enough. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bbq-potato-chip · 8 months ago

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i think that if ulquiorra were to somehow like. survive and live in the human world in some sort of gigai/secret mission type thing i think he'd still continue to try and Figure Humans out (he'd be more normal about it, now having the whole heart question figured out) and he'd try to understand other human things besides, ya know, basic human emotions and morals. Of course, he would go to orihime, who has undoubtedly proven herself to be well, a humans expert, for advice. but what he doesnt know is that she is also extremely strange in her own way so it'd just result in him getting weirder which i just think would be incredibly funny.

#ulquiorra;trying to gather information on humans:#the average human eats one bowl of soup with bananas and red bean paste #and alsp an entire loaf of bread for lunch #this is a statistical error; weird food combinations orihime who daily creates the strangest food abombinations known to man is an outlier #and should not have been counted.#i just think we dont talk about the fact that shes a weirdgirl enough.#ulquiorra; attempting to be a Normal HumanTM going to karakura towns weirdest girl for Normal advice. shenagains ensue.#do. do you see the vision.#ulquihime

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