#i just think that xylophone is the easiest instrument to learn because like piano the notes are already here

[spoonietimelordy]

Music was much easier to play when I was 8. Should go back to playing xylophone it was easier than guitar. (My dyslexic brain has a really hard time with tabs)

[marvusxolotocircus]

Troll Call Marching Band AU

Who Is This: Cymbals because they’re loud and scare unsuspecting people. “Stop giving me these papers the restroom already provides toilet paper.....Wtf is drill card?”

Marshi Houtek: Clarinet because apparently she enjoys “I didn’t choose the _____ life. The _____ life choose me.” meme

Azdaja Knelax: Snare Drum because he looks like he is part of the matrix and looks like a fun time but isn’t annoying or loud

Konyyl Okimaw: Bass Drum because the instrument is big and she gets to stick with Azdaja in the percussion section

Chixie Roximr: Cornet because she blocks all none praise like a trumpet but she sadly doesn’t have the boldness or excitement as a trumpet. So she settled for cornet.

Zebruh Codakk: Tenor Sax because he already in your DMs and is trying to add some class to his image (but sadly he is failing and is just looking like a creep) “Careless Whisper? Maybe.”

Wanshi Adyata: Flute because she knows it. all of it.

Bronya Ursama: French Horn because she finds time be a president of a club and loves the buddy systems

Fozzer Velyes: Oboe because he always cleaning up after others

Stelsa Sezyat: French Horn because she wears a fanny pack and actually bothers to question what people say. It’s band and most learn not to bother to ask questions but not this girl. She’ll even question the low brass.

Ardata Carmia: Piccolo because she looks like she is scheming something. She IS always scheming something. Probably scheming the death of everyone’s ear drums.

Marvus Xoloto: Euphonium/Baritone because he is part of the low brass (usually grouped in with the tubas not trombones) but nobody outside of band knows what the fuck he is playing and he loves that. Somehow became Drum Major and nobody has clue how (except Wanshi) Conducts a beat behind when the the Directors aren’t looking to fuck everyone up. Seriously how is he the Drum Major? “So here is the top euphonium player’s in the district name, address, family information, history, and romance interests. Go kill him for me so I can get first chair this year. Where I got all this information? I went on his instagram for like ten minutes on the bus ride here.”

Cirava Hermod: Alto Sax because they shouldn’t be alive because of something but they don’t care. (They’re that saxophone that probably is on something) They be chillin. “Careless Whisper? Sure dude.”

Tagora Gorjek: Trumpet because He. Won’t. Shut. Up.

Vikara Ratite: Trombone. You better believe he is that trombone player that always sends their slide flying.

Boldir Lamati: Tuba during concert season but moves to cymbals for marching because she can’t lift a sousaphone. Tuba because she is always plotting to take down the government with conspiracies.

Cymbals because they were the easiest for her to learn quickly for marching band. “For my spring break I’m taking down the government from the inside. They won’t know what hit them.”

Elward: Tenor Drums. Bang x4 (then multiply that by 2 for aesthetic purposes) bitch

Galekh Xigisi: Timpani because he thinks it looks sophisticated

Tirona Kasund: A flute because she is definitely a teacher’s pet.

Lynera Skalbi: French Horn because she is organized and cares to much about academics (the type of person that has to brag about all honors or ap)

Polypa Goezee: Piccolo because excellent relationship advice but she wants something in return. (Flutes will give you relationship advice even if you don’t ask for it)

Tegiri Karbur: Trombone but he like that senior trombone that is tired of everyone shit and already know what’s gonna happen because he already lived through this stupidity many times.

Charun Krojib: Clarinet because they just go with the flow and wears obnoxiously large hats during band practice. “Found this open bag of chips on the bus floor you want some? Yeah they’re barbecue!”

Amishi Erdehn: Glockenspiel because she paid for piano lessons her whole life and thought she could handle this. Can someone tell her that she should get a new piano teacher because nobody knows what she is playing but they know it’s not music

Folykl Darane: Xylophone because she doesn’t want to march. Doesn’t think she needs to shower because she doesn’t march outside and sweat like everyone else

Kuprum Maxlol: Alto Sax because he is overly excited about almost everything. Plays Carless Whisper after every practice (When everyone is dismissed and go to pick up their stuff on the sideline. So everyone can hear it.)

Dieman Xicali: Trombone because the slide reminds him of a oblong meat product.

Skylla Koriga: A cow bell. She has to keep with her theme despite what the directors say. The music piece didn’t even have a cowbell part but don’t worry she made one herself. She hits her cowbell once in measure 3 and precedes to perform a solo square dance for the rest of the show. The band directors and the rest of the band never tell her the correct time and places for the competitions. (Marvus told her the correct time once....fucking disaster)

Nihkee Moolah: Color guard Captain. The other girl that was considered for color guard captain mysteriously lost her hand and now isn’t even part of color guard. Queen of “accidentally” hitting band members with her flag at full force. “I’M THE CAPTAIN, THIS TEAM IS MY CREW, THE FIELD IS THE SHIP, AND MY FLAG IS THE PLANK!”

Chahut Maenad: Color guard for one year but a flag accident landed a poor clarinet player in the hospital. Now she is a sousaphone and her sousaphone case is the most colorful thing you have ever seen. Careful with opening her sousaphone case without permission. Rumor has it when her instrument isn’t in there, a dead body is.

Barzum Soleil: Color guard. Drops her flags a lot during practice but the flag always seems to fall in a way that injures somebody. Her infamous flag drops have been into a meme by the band.

Baizli Soleil: Color guard. Bring a one gallon water jug? Nah. She brings 1 main two gallon water jug and 2 one gallon water jugs for backup. Consistently asking to go to the restroom.

Mallak Adalov: Triangle because he doesn’t want to march and ruin his sweet kicks.

Daraya Jonjet: Electric guitars in marching band? Sure. Why not? We already have a dancing cow bell. She just stands next to the the front ensemble and plays the music and goes home. Water breaks = headphones and rock music.

Zebede Tongva: Snare because the drum is simple and pleasing to him. You hungry? He got your back. Free sample honey sticks for everyone. The band directors are always wondering why the drumstick are sticky.

Tyzias Entykk: Oboe because she probably wants to die. She is the band librarian. In advance she asks everyone how many times will they lose their drill card so she can limit her time at the printer. They are all liars. “Who is this you told me you would only lose it 12 times. This the 34 time you have lost it and how many days of marching band practice have we had so far? 34 days. I will personally tattoo your drill card on you if you lose it again.” Somehow fell asleep in Chahut’s sousaphone’s case once....huge mistake.

[sapphicsurveys]

The Letter A Are you available? Do you mean single? Then yes. What is your age? 18. What annoys you? People who condescend me, or say things like “You’ll change when you’re older.”

The Letter B

Do you live in a big house?

No, it’s one story and quite small.

When is your birthday?

June 20, 1999.

Who is your best friend?

A few of my online friends.

The Letter C

What’s your favorite candy?

I love chocolate bars, but only some of them could be classified as candy, so I’d say Kit-Kats, because I believe they cross into candy territory.

Who’s your crush?

This chick in one of my classes.

When was the last time you cried?

Last night.

The Letter D

Do you daydream? All the time. It’s one of my hobbies.

What’s your favorite kind of dog? My dog!

What day of the week is it? Thursday.

The Letter E How do you like your eggs? Depends on the day, but I think my preference is sunny-side up. Have you ever been in the emergency room? I think once when my bloody nose was extremely severe. What’s the easiest thing ever to do? Breathe.

The Letter F Have you ever flown in a plane? Yes. Do you use fly swatters? No, I just use my hand and toilet paper. Have you ever used a foghorn? No. The Letter G Do you chew gum? Sometimes, but I don’t keep it at hand most of the time. When I do have it, though, I really enjoy gum, but I don’t like how it tastes or feels by the time you’ve chewed it for a while. Are you a giver or a taker? I used to be more of a taker, now I think I’m a good amount of both. Do you like gummy candies? Sometimes. It depends on my mood. The Letter H How are you? My stomach feels nauseous. What color is your hair? Right now, black, because I just got it dyed recently. But it’s naturally brown. What’s your favorite holiday? I’m not really a fan of holidays.  The Letter I What’s your favorite ice cream? Mint chocolate chip. Have you ever ice skated? Yeah, but I’m horrible at it, I fall over nearly every time I take a step.  Do you play an instrument? I used to be able to play the piano and the flute, but not anymore. If the voice counts as an instrument, then yes, I do.  The Letter J What’s your favorite jelly bean brand? Jelly Belly. Do you wear jewelry? Nope.

Do you like juice? Yeah, I love it. The Letter K Who do you want to kill? Kim Jong-Un. Do you want kids? Never. Where did you go for kindergarten? Sunrise Park Elementary. The Letter L Are you laid back? Not really, but I don’t like fights and I’m the least judgmental person you’ll ever meet. Do you lie? Very small lies, like about chores to my mom. Otherwise, never.  Who do you know whose name starts with L? A lot of people. The Letter M Whats your favorite movie? Call Me By Your Name. Do you still watch Disney movies? No, I’m not a fan of animation. Do you like mangos? Yes, they’re my favourite fruit. The Letter N Do you have a nickname? By some people. What is your real name? Calli. Whats your favorite number? 7, I think. The Letter O What’s your one wish? To travel the world. Are you an only child? Yes and no -- I have a few half-siblings but I never see them.

Do you like oranges? Yes, but I hate how messy they are. The Letter P What one fear are you most paranoid about? Death and jumping in pools. What are your pet peeves? People who are slow at catching up with me so I have to repeat everything slowly. Also a lot of stuff my mom does. What’s a personality trait you look for in people? Passion and open-mindedness.  The Letter Q What’s your favorite quote? “Eyes are the window to the soul.” And some song lyrics, if they count.

Are you quick to judge people? Never. Do you learn new things quickly? Depends on if it’s my strong suit or not. Like, with languages, I “get” things pretty much instantly.  The Letter R Do you think you’re always right? A lot of the time. Are you one to cry? Yes. When’s the last time you saw a rainbow? A long time ago, I think. The Letter S Do you prefer sun or rain? Wind. And rain is fun to look at and hear, but I hate being in it. Do you like snow? No, it makes me fear getting sick. What’s your favorite season? Spring, because it’s the season of change, nature, and Eurovision. The Letter T What time is it? 07:11. What time did you wake up? A few minutes ago. When was the last time you slept in a tent? Never.

The Letter U Are you wearing underwear? No, since I’m in my pajamas. Underwear or boxers? Boxers. When did you last feel under the weather? Right now -- nausea.  The Letter V What’s the worst veggie? Brussels sprouts.  Where do you want to go on vacation? France, Georgia (the country), Japan, and Italy top my list. But really, everywhere. 

Can you play the violin? No. The Letter W What’s your worst habit? Picking at my lips. Where do you live? Florida. What’s your worst fear? Wasn’t this already asked? The Letter X Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes. Have you seen the x-games? No. Do you own a xylophone? Nobody does, LOL. The Letter Y Do you like the color yellow? No, it’s probably my least favourite colour. What’s one thing you yearn for? Travel.

What did you do yesterday? Attended my college composition course, homework, listened to Beovizja songs, watched UK’s National Final and a bit of Sanremo.  The Letter Z Whats your zodiac sign? Gemini. Do you believe in the zodiac? Yes, very much so. Favorite zoo animal? I don’t believe in them being held in captivity.