#i just think it would be hilarious for that to be kara's regular voicemail message 🤣

[beefcake-penguin]

Kara: answering the phone in a beefsnesslike (beefcake businesslike) tone "Hello? 😐"

Alex: "Hey Kara! Um… am I interrupting something?"

Kara: still with the same beefishly focused tone "N-no… 😐"

Alex: suspicious "Well… what are you up to, then? 🤨"

Kara: beefishly casual "Oh, just ravishing my beloved wife. 😐"

Lena: in the background "hi alex! 😊"

Alex: mortified "Rav- wha- you mean you're- 😟😨 Kara! Why the hell are you answering the phone if you're 'doing the do' with Lena?!"

Kara: beefter-of-factly (beefcake matter-of-factly) "I've been told I'm an excellent multi-tasker. 😏"

Alex: disgusted "Ugh… just let the call go to voicemail. Please!"

Kara: beefpologetic (beefcake apologetic) "Okay… 😔"

Alex: hangs up and waits a full ten minutes before calling back "don'tpickup-don'tpickup-don'tpickup…"

~ Kara's voicemail activates ~

Alex: "Thank god…"

Kara's voicemail message: "Hello. 😐 You've reached Editor-in-Beef (beefcake Editor-in-Chief) of CatCo Media and occasional Super-edGirl, Kara Zor-El Luthor-Danvers. 😐 I'm unable to answer the phone at the moment, likely because I'm currently ravishing my beloved wife-"

Alex: throwing her phone across the room "UGH!!! 😫"

[redhairedwolfwitch]

Angel - Lucy Lane x Sawyer!Reader

A/n:I saw a prompt and I was inspired by it.

You aren’t quite sure when it began but your back had been aching for days now. It got to the point where you would be lying on your stomach in bed all day having consumed a regular amount of painkillers to nullify the pain.

That was until one day you woke up with large lumps on your shoulder blades, barely able to move your arms as you passed out, not sure what to expect when you woke up.

“What. The. Freaking. Heck.” You exclaimed in shock as you woke up the next day, soft f/c feathers were wrapped around you as you sat up, t-shirt shredded as you stared at your bare torso in the mirror.

“What?” You mumbled, watching as the feathers moved behind you, forming two large...wings...

“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me...” You mumbled as you stood up, staring at your back as you turned around trying to look at it in the mirror.

Your favourite song playing as your ringtone made you jump before it switched over to voicemail.

“You disappear for a week and everyone leaves over... 100 messages, 20 missed calls...from Kara alone and at least... my voicemail box is full...” You mumbled to yourself as you looked around for a t-shirt and a pair of scissors.

Slashing one tank top then many bandages later you had managed to conceal your new limbs under a hoodie. 

You grimaced as you climbed into your car, back hitting the seat way too hard to not hurt before you began to drive, setting your phone up to call who was basically your sister.

“Hey, how’s your backache?” Her voice asked as soon as she picked up the phone.

“It was bad enough that I’ve been in bed for a week but I feel fine now... I’m on my way to yours and Alex’s apartment... please be decent when I get there.” You explained, wincing as you shuffled in your seat, pulling up to the apartments.

“At least you’re better now, Alex can take a look if you want and that’s hilarious, we’re decent and I can see your car from our kitchen window so...” Maggie teased causing you to glance out from your windscreen.

“Okay, okay, I’m on my way sis.” You replied before hanging up hearing Maggie laughing alongside Alex in the background.

You hastily ran up the stairs to the Sanvers apartment, needing the exercise after lying in bed for a week as you arrived at the door to be opened by Kara.

“Y/n!” Kara cheered, hugging you tightly causing you to let out a gasp of breath.

“My back’s not as good as I thought but I can stand up so I think I’m okay...” You admitted as Kara gave you a panicked look.

“I can take a look if you want.” Alex suggested causing your heart to skip a beat.

“No, I’m okay, just need more ibuprofen.” You replied, smiling as Maggie passed you a bottle of water.

“Hey Y/n, you doing okay?” Another voice questioned causing you to jump before turning around, cheeks flaring up.

“Hey Lucy, I’m better than yesterday and well all of last week so...” You replied, voice an octave higher than usual causing Maggie to raise an eyebrow and mouth ‘wow’ at Alex who covered her mouth with her hand.

“Better enough to look at your phone?” Lucy enquired causing you to frown as you got it out your pocket.

“To what? Answer all 100 messages, see all the 20 missed calls from Kara alone and all the voicemails that filled my voicemail box?” You replied sarcastically before spotting all the messages from Lucy.

“...crap.” You mumbled as you realised.

“Language!” The Danvers sisters and Maggie shouted causing you to flinch.

“Okay, okay! I’m sorry, jeez since when were you all Steve Rogers...” You mumbled causing Lucy to give you a confused look.

“I’m sorry, who?”

“Steve Rogers? Captain America... you know Marvel Comics, they even have movies?” You attempted getting headshakes in reply.

“Well that’s sorted out movie night for the next three months.” You replied causing Alex and Kara to complain.

“We are going to watch all the movies, all the amazing superheroes and look at all the character development and I’m going to cry a lot...” 

“Wait, why are you going to cry?” Alex questioned causing you to stare at her in terror.

“We’re in the Endgame now...” 

///

Each night you unwrapped your f/c wings, taking several painkillers and trying to ignore the funny bent angles your wings were at as you crashed in bed before waking up the next day to wrap them up again. You tensed as you tried to not imagine Maggie’s reactions to if she saw you...or what you dreaded more, Lucy’s reaction.

A tear threatened to fall as it hit you. The terror and fear of yourself. You were a freak with wings.

You were in a rush that day, you wrapped them too tightly. Enough that you didn’t realise you were bleeding until it was obvious to everyone but you through your light-coloured hoodie.

“Y/n, hey, your back, oh Rao, Alex!” Kara exclaimed as she spotted your back when you went to the fridge.

“Y/n! Oh my god.” Maggie whispered, swearing under her breath as she tried to grab you to get you to sit down but you were trying to dodge them. 

It was Lucy who managed to get you on the couch, prying your bloodied hoodie off as you screamed. Alex cutting the bandages away didn’t help causing her to resort to removing them gently. Small masses of bloodied f/c feathers on the floor as you screamed into a pillow.

“Oh Rao...”

“What... your back pain turned into this?” Maggie questioned before her face fell, realising how much you were screaming as Lucy lifted you up, holding you close to her as Alex began to tend to your mangled wings.

“They’ll heal but you can’t be binding them like this... it’s clearly hurting you and well, they’re trying to heal with newer feathers but it’s not working...” Alex began but you were whimpering and flailing too much to get away from them.

“Y/n, hey, it’s okay...” Maggie cooed trying to calm you down.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m a freak, I’m sorry...”

“Y/n, you’re not a freak...” Lucy whispered, trying to approach you as you sat on the floor, arms wrapped around your knees with tears falling like waterfalls from your eyes.

You tensed as Lucy wrapped her arms around your shoulders, being careful of your wings as she held you gently. You gasped for air, trembling as Maggie gently placed a hand on your knee comfortingly.

///

“This happened from your back pain?” Alex questioned hours later when you had cried so much you were just tired and clingy.

“Days 1 through 5 were just increasing pain, I woke up early on day 6 with lumps on my shoulder blades before I passed out and woke up in the afternoon of Day 7, fine, besides, well the wings...”

“You’ve been binding them for over a week...if you’d done them any longer you could have caused permanent damage...” Kara began but you just tensed in Lucy’s arms.

“I was scared you’d...think I was a freak and stop loving me...” You whispered, quiet enough that only Lucy heard because you were sat in her lap and Kara from her super-hearing.

“You’re not a freak... you’re, you’re, the wings are amazing and we could even see if you can fly-” Kara went quiet at Maggie’s panicked look from imagining you flying.

“We’d never stop loving you Y/n, don’t ever think that...” Lucy whispered back causing you to hum, her warm breath tickling your neck in reply.

///

You were blissfully almost asleep as Lucy ran her fingers through the feathers of your wings, humming with a dopey smile on your face.

“You watching the movie or enjoying this too much to pay attention, angel?” Lucy asked causing you to blush at the nickname Lucy had given you.

“Honestly... loving life right now...” You hummed as Lucy’s fingers touched a sensitive part of your wings causing them to react, gently wrapping around the pair of you like a cocoon.

“You really are an angel...” Lucy teased before she moved her other hand, fingers under your chin so you were looking at her before she closed the distance.

“Whoah, okay, now I know how Y/n felt when they walked in on us...” You heard Alex whisper to Maggie as the door slammed open.

“Hurt my sibling Lane and not even Kara will find your body.” Maggie threatened before Alex led her out causing you and Lucy to separate for a moment with sheepish grins.

A/n: gifs wont load, so poop