#i just thing fengqing's tendency to force themselves into caretaking and lecturing/scolding Xie Lian to be especially funny

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FengQing are talking about what It would be like to have a kid

Mu Qing decides the child should have hair that is warm-colored and soft like Feng Xin's hair, while Feng Xin chimes in that it should be long like Mu Qing's hair

Feng Xin says they should be graceful like Mu Qing, and Mu Qing replies they should be strong like Feng Xin

Mu Qing says they should be noble and hard-working like Feng Xin, and Feng Xin claims that being helpful and caring like Mu Qing would be better

They both agree that the child should be more peaceful and polite than either of them, so as to avoid fights and unnecessary resentment. They imagine the child wielding a sword and cultivating with great talent

"What would their nickname be?" ask Feng Xin

"since we're both gods, it'd only be right to call them a prince"

"ah! Our own little Crown Prince!"

They both freeze, looking mutually horrified, as they realize they've been fantasizing about raising Xie Lian. They refuse speak of That Incident ever again