#i just needed an excuse to use this gif tbh xD

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@hiddenstarters​ || Open Starter 

“I don’t normally dress like this, usually i’m either in a fire fighter or in something comfortable.” buck admitted with a laugh. “a friend of mine were having an emo 2000′s themed party and i thought why not, you know? little did i know, i would have to be walking into a store for some ice and be out in public dressed like this,.” 

[propenseverbosity]

Gale demi essay when? 👀

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED XD (Seriously thank you <3)

I think Gale Dekarios is Demisexual and here is why:

First things first. The man is devoted. When he loves, he gives his entire heart and soul to his partner. He thrives on a deep connection, and we're all aware of the nerd rizz that drew us to him in the first place.

However, the man is also damn-near OBLIVIOUS when someone starts to flirt with him. It takes a literal mind-reading connection for him to understand that Tav MIGHT like him (because of course picturing kissing him with passion isn't enough to 100% confirm! /s)

"But Gale still has sex with the player" you might ask me. And you are would be correct, but being aspec/demi isn't just about not having sex with someone, it's a lack of attraction until a deep emotional bond is formed. And I do believe Gale forms that bond with Tav before sex happens in act 2.

Some may say that he's just holding back because of the orb, but with the way he seems genuinely surprised that Tav flirts with him at the Tiefling Party, I think he's just using the orb as an excuse to not move things too fast.

Even after the orb is cured, it takes some time (and some water-testing bold flirtations in the shadowlands) to confirm that they're both on the same page before he takes anything further.

When he finally does confess his true feelings to Tav, he doesn't just hit them with an "I love you." No no, that's too vague. He has to give them the full "I'm in love with you." just so they know he means it with his entire orb-filled chest.

He talks about how he wishes they had more time. How "if things were different" he would have taken the time to do things properly, because, as he also says, he cannot change who he is, or how he loves. (let me tell you, as an ace, that line hits HARD)

This is just a side note but if you tell him his kissing is 'out of practice', he says he wishes you two had more time to practice together, and the thoughts of Gale spending time devoted exclusively to kissing his partner, without the pressure or expectations of anything more... You see where I'm going with this (I hope)

Not to mention, even after feelings (and a feelings-cementing kiss) have been exchanged, and he knows Tav feels the same way, he still feels the need to deepen that bond even further before they take things all the way!

He takes them on a magical tour of his home T_T to show them where he came from through what little glimpses into his life he can share. He could just get down to the magical sex part, but he wants Tav to know him in every way.

Physically, emotionally, even spiritually! Gale Dekarios doesn't JUST have sex (unless that is what Tav prefers) he will fuse their souls together in the Weave until they are together as one. (Also, as an ace myself, I think the Weave Sex is fascinating in the fact that there's a way to bond with a partner without using physical bodies. I wish that were real tbh, it sounds very cool!!!)

He knows they don't have the time to act out whatever romantic timeline he had in his head when he first caught feelings (At the very least he hoped to take them on an actual DATE first) but he wants to make damn sure he expresses his love for Tav in the only way he can, with what little time they have left.

Anyway Demi Gale thoughts live in my head rent free, thank you for letting me rant about this on main.

[swanimagines]

Could u do a prompt fic for Kaz Brekker with E34? Thank u xx

EDIT: PLANNING TO REWRITE THIS AT SOME POINT BECAUSE THIS IS OOC AND I'M ASHAMED XD

Fandom: Shadow and Bone

Prompt: E34. Bed sharing / "there is only one bed"

A/N: Based on my own repetitive scenario with different characters what I like to imagine when I feel alone and/or anxious when trying to sleep. I hope you like it!

(Also just a hint that I'm sssssuper inspired for Shadow and Bone requests right now, especially Kaz so if you have any, send them in while my inspiration is still blooming, I actually would smooch you if you spammed 10 in a row for Kaz tbh XD If you don't have ideas, you can use my prompt list which only needs a character + one of my ready-written prompts!)

Warnings: mentions of Kaz's touch phobia and trauma

Word count: 674

Pretending to be a married couple with Kaz during a bigger heist had one big problem - the party you were attending to with the Crows lasted for a week, and you had to cling to Kaz’s arm for five more days. The diamonds of that wealthy lord were to be presented only a day before it ended, and you’d have to strike the night after they would be brought in. If you were to be successful, you would be hundreads of thousands of kruge richer in no time. That wasn’t a heist you would have to pass by.

Jesper was a waiter, eavesdropping intel whenever he could and Inej was disguised as a guard. That had left Kaz and you pretending to be married. It was hard, trying to pretend to be happy and hopelessly in love and at the same time trying to respect Kaz’s boundaries. He knew that you cuddling him was just part of the job, but he still appreciated when your eyes asked him “are you ok?” every once in a while, knowing when to excuse yourself to fetch two pieces of cake which you could munch down while gossiping with posh merchants who wouldn’t shut up about all the riches they swam in. It was ridiculously easy to get them open up about it, making more possible side targets in case the main heist failed. You wouldn’t leave the party empty handed in any case.

Only that there was one slight problem - you had a suite for married couples, so that meant you had only one bed. You both just stood at the doorway, awkwardly looking at the bed. Kaz looked like he was indifferent about it, but you could see it glinting in his eyes, just the slightest amount of discomfort.

“I can sleep on the sofa,” you blurted out, glancing at Kaz.

“No.”

“Really, it’s not a prob-”

Kaz sighed, cutting you off. “If someone checks on us at night, they might start to suspect something is up if one of us is sleeping on the sofa. Married couples sleep in the same bed.”

You bit your lip, scanning the bed. It wasn’t awfully wide, so sleeping at the edges could result in falling off at night. But you really didn’t want to make Kaz feel discomfort, having nightmares when he’d feel you sleep against him, dream about being in the middle of those corpses again. But you didn’t really have a choice.

So stripping off your fancy clothes and changing to a nightwear, you slipped under the covers, trying to make as much room for Kaz as possible. When he got under the covers as well, you smiled at him a little as an encouragement.

“Good night,” you muttered and turned your back on him, making yourself comfortable against the silk pillow.

“Good night, Y/N.” he answered, observing your form for a while, letting his thoughts wander for a bit.

Kaz hadn’t admitted it to even himself, at least not fully, but it felt safe to have you near him, even sleeping so near him. He knew he felt something towards you, it was almost an instinct to have you pretending to be married with him during this heist. It was also the most convenient, of course, but he also kind of liked having you cuddled against him, it was different having you there than with others. Your smile, your laugh, your scent when he pressed his cheek against your hair as you laughed at some joke… your hair was so soft.

He caught himself thinking about you again, and shook the thoughts off his head. He couldn’t let these feelings occupy his mind, at least not yet. The Bastard of the Barrel indeed felt something. Jesper had been teasing him about it for years, ever since Kaz first took you in.

Finally turning to his back to pry his eyes away from you and watching the bed canopy roof for a moment, he slowly closed his eyes and let himself drift off to sleep.

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[painterofhorizons]

Spiegelbilder Introductory Post

While I’m thinking about switching to English with writing my main Criminal Minds fanfic (that las, like, zero to do with Criminal Minds) and people have vaguely expressed interest in reading about it if I should ever switch to English, I thought to make some kind of introductory/summary post about the story. Putting it under a cut because this won’t be short. Like, It will be long and full of rambling. Lots of rambling.

@guileandgall @chyrstis @jedirangerpenguin and also tagging my old CM crew to see if you’re up to switch languages with me? @sheeplessthings @thornhands @calendergirlff

This got too long for me to proof-read, it’s 2 am and I should really go to bed. xD My keyboard is stupid at times, so please excuse any missing letters or words. You should get an overall idea nevertheless.

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Fandom (technically): Criminal Minds

Do you actually need to know the series: no (see below)

Language so far: German

Link to story on fanfiktion.de

Length so far: 200k+

Rating: mature - reasons see below: topics discussed

Mode of storytelling: collection of oneshots and multishots (up to 4part mini-stories) that can all be read independently but all revolve around the same characters

Why/how it all started: It started out in somewhen between 2011-2014 as a classic CM case fic. I created an OC and a case, and 20 chapters in I realized: a) I hate writing crime cases and b) I suck at chronologic storytelling and c) I was stuck. So I started all over twice and eventually switched to writing oneshots about the characters in 2015. In 2017 I put them all in a collection and by now we’re at 62 chapters *coughcough*. And I realized: simply writing about single topics for the characters I care about without having to press it into one long multichapter fic with one main storyline? Fits me so much better and is so much more fun for me. Actually, please blame @tarysande, because in the forums of ff.de I stumbled upon a fic rec from someone for her Grace Shepard fics and I had just started playing ME at that time and so I learned about AO3 (and tumblr) and Tara had these alphabet fics and other small story collections and I had one of these important moments: whao, that’s a thing? That’s something you can do? Just write small stuff about a single topic/from a prompt and not only focus on one big long story? So yeah, that was a huge inspiration for me to just say fuck the multichapter fic writing that I don’t work well with and instead make it a collection of small stuff.

Having cut out the “write one big case fic” and focus it on the things I actually want to tell, it drifted away A LOT from actually being a Criminal Minds fic. Basically all that is left from CM is a few characters (one minor and some minor), a handful of references and one low key case reference storyline. So do you actually need to know anything about CM to read the Spiegelbilder fics? No. As long as I’ll introduce you to the main characters and throw in some screenshots maybe and one or another youtube video, you’re good to go. Because what I love about CM are the team scenes, the characters, but especially in the second half of the series they didn’t focus a lot on the actual team banter and the cases became more and more gory and ugh, so I enjoyed the actual series less and less, but still very much care for the team/characters. But the series hasn’t gifted us with a lot of that. So Spiegelbilder is like an CM AU without all the gory case fic stuff.

While we’re at that...

What topics does Spiegelbilder touch?: A lot of dark/heavy stuff, tbh. (For those of you who know my ME stuff - that won’t be a huge surprise I assume.) But not in the gory CM case way. Still, Spiegelbilder is rated mature/P-18 for reasons. I write about abuse, rape, suicide/-al tendencies. I also write about a huge lot of other rather dark/serious matters (life decisions, me too topics, broken family dynamics and other). There’s a lot of psychological topics touched, and definitely a huge lot of PTSD. But I write about it all in a very not-explicit, sensitive, thoughtful way (my old CM crew can agree on that). I write about it not for sensationalist reasons (I’m looking at you, CM >.>), but because it is part of life and part of the characters I created. I know a lot of people don’t like stories that touch rape as a topic, and that is totally okay. And I will never write about acts of violence themselves, but only mention them and then focus on the psychological aftermath. Also, Spiegelbilder definitely is rated M for smut. Also there are both hetero and same sex relationships and polyamory. There’s a lot of queer in it.

But is there any good stuff?: Yeeees! :D A whole lot. So, what is Spiegelbilder actually about? It’s a story of two idiots being in love but denying it for too long. It’s about two idiots going from random onenigtstand to becoming friends to friends-with-benefits to lovers to married idiots. It’s a whole lot of itiots to lovers slow burn. There’s so much emotions but they are very much idiots first. Did I mention they end up married? And happy? They are also happy in between. But they got a lot of difficulties to overcome that life throws their way.

So who are those two idiots?: Spiegelbilder centers around Alex Dancy (OC) and David Rossi (Criminal Minds). With this, the story also deals with age differences in relationships, because there are roughly 2 decades between them. For the main storyline, Alex is in her 30′s and Dave in his 50′s. And I realized: Alex and Reda Shepard share quite some, if not all character traits. So if you can stand Reda? Chances are good that you can stand Alex, too. She, too, is a ray of sunshine. :D (No, actually she is, it just depends to whom.)

(art by the most wonderful @xandrassketchbook who is not on tumblr anymore unfortunately)

Are there more?: Oh boy, there are. :D Actually, Spiegelbilder by now has sereval main storylines with so many characters. Those are:

The Russian Era

Covers Alex’ youth and upbringing. Put in short: while she’s bron to an american father and russian mother in New York, the family moved to Russia for family matters when Alex was two. Her older sister died in a car accident when Alex is 14 and the family can’t deal with the loss. Father leaves, Alex is much of a trouble child, mother kicks her out for it and focuses in the smaller twins instead. Alex gets taken in by a social worker (Yuri) into a youth club/shelter. This strand of the story focusses on that time.

The London Era

Not much written about yet, but covers Alex’ 20′s. She moves to London after school to study social work and get away of her past. She then works as a street worker for youth mostly. She lives in a happy little hippie commune there and has a long time girlfriend there. In her mid twenties, she runs into Dave Rossi (CM) while he is on a book reading tour (that’s quite a fun story tbh). They end up in a one night stand and think they never meet again - alas, destiny knows better, right? They meet again on a conference for social work where Dave is meant to recruit new folks for the BAU (behavioral analysis unit from the FBI). Alex is in a state of things be quite difficult at that time both work wise (major funding cutting in Londons social work area) and personally (relationship with girlfriend suffers a lot from Alex being work first everything else second). Over a discussion about the BAU’s work (that Alex does not support a lot) Dave tells her that the FBI at that time (early 2000′s) is founding a new unit that focusses on the victims of crimes rather (the VAU - victims assistance unit) (all real units, time frame is even halfway correct and fitting). Alex pllies for that and gets in.

The VAU Era / BACA

Alex moves to the states and helps building the VAU and works there as a social worker. Because she does miss her street work with youth, she also volunteers in BACA (major plot line). BACA is Bikers Against Child Abuse, a biker organisation that tries to empower mentally/physically/sexually/otherwise abused children and teens (amazong organization, please check them out!). Alex becomes part of the local BACA chapter and spends like all of her non work time there. - By now there is a whole set of characters I wrote for that - while BACA exists, the chapter I write about is made up as are all characters.

The Boston Era

For roughly three years, Alex (still FBI agent as part of the VAU) is assigned to an undercover job in Boston. Basically, she works as a social worker there, too, but infiltrates a ecological activism group (that doesn’t quite fall into the eco terror range) to get intel. It isn’t meant to be this long lasting but ends up taking up almost three years.

After that, she goes back to the VAU to Washington again.

(art by me)

The BAU Era

In Criminal Minds, one of the major characters dies at some point and Alex takes her job for a while. Yes, this is obviously the very inital story idea from very early on (aka how do I include an OC into the CM story?). Anyways, I never focus on the actual BAU work (because, see above, I neither like it nor am good at case writing). But, one aspect that gets important is Grant Anderson (CM side character, agent that sometimes works with the BAU in the series). So the series doesn’t tell us much about Anderson (sorry Mass Effect Anderson for the name similarity, ME Anderson is a gemme, my CM ANderson is not. xD), so my take is: Anderson always wanted to be part of the actual BAU and applied several times, but never made it in. Now he has some issues and Alex is the one who darws the card wrong-time-wrong-place. With her work being her priority - but she always stays a social worker at heart and not an FBI agent, so she never is 200% in FBI, but 250% in being a social worker and also her voluntary work with BACA, Anderson snaps. He starts stalking her and terrorizing her because she is not passionate enough about being in the BAU and also has taken his position. That most to a classic case fic I’m writing here, but less like in an actual CM episode. The whole story goes FUBAR and really fucks Alex up and has her drop out of the job for a while and eventually quite with the FBI completely.

Post-FBI Era

Alex turns back to working as a social worker full time after a long time of recovery of Andersons mind fuckery. She gets back to be her happy self, living happily ever after.

(art by the ever amazing @chenria​)

Meanwhile: The Idiots To Lovers Plot

Remember how Alex and Dave met by pure accident in London when Alex is in her mid-20′s and they have a random onenightstand? After they meet again on that conference a year later, they keep in touch and become friends, especially after Alex moves to the states. They stay friends for a long time and only get involved sexually again couple of months after Alex joins the BAU. So a lot of Spiegelbilder is about how their relationship develops during all the time, from strangers to friends to friends-with-benefits to idiots to lovers to being married and buying a fucking awesome house, adoting a dog and all. Yes. There is chapters about buying a house, adopting a dog, getting married, buying groceries before a vacation - I CAN write fluff if I want to. :D

(art by the most wonderful @chenria​)

The Characters: There is, as you can imagine now, a whole set of characters I created for this, that I really like a lot. A friend once said it’s a shame I put all this into a fanfic (that isn’t so much of a fanfic anymore, right?) because it could as well be a novel - but I like it that way. Spiegelbilder is my feel good playground for years now and I don’t want to put any of it into the real world, I like to keep it in the fanfic closet. Also, Spiegelbilder is my sandbox to think through topics (life decisions, struggling with job decisions, other random or not so random stuff), so that’s that. - I got distracted, sorry. The characters: to give you a shot impression, there is a yet as very much work in progress character page you can see here.

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Writing all this in english kinda really has me want to write this story in english and explore it with you guys. So if you are interested? Hell, count me in.

(It’s Wednesday here already. :D 2am, I’m going to bed. Thank you for reading all this I guess! xD)

[realasunicorns]

"Give me a character and I will answer:"

@callmehername asked me about Tony Stark/Iron man.

(My answers to other characters are here)

Why I like them

Well, as an engineer how could I not love a genius technitian? 😍😍😍

And speaking of MCU's Tony Stark, I think it was a great choice to choose someone older for the role. Originally he was very young, but these days anyone knows that to achieve such level of knowledge would require huge amounts of study and practice, and thus, it would be achieved later in life (in case it was possible at all haha), so at least he doesn't look 22 as if he just finished uni! I think it adds credibility to the character.

He has the attitude of the gryffiest gryffi to ever gryffi and I have to admit that I love him for it (or at least I do once he comes back down to earth in the first movie and stops selling weapons for his own profit).

His character evolution is just ARGH❤️💛

He goes from completely deluded to awakening, step by step and it's a complete delight to see. He has a mission now. He's seen the weapons, the warfield for what it is. He wants to do good or at least bwtter with what he has. And better. And better every time. He He's determined to make it and he will push himself to the very limit for it. He makes mistakes, yes,as big has he makes his successes, but he keeps learning from them. Technology or life, he can't stop learning about them, making himself see things he never thought he would, understand things in a way he never thought he could. He's the epithome of improvement.

In other words, he's not perfect at all and that gives the character a lot of depth: he has many layers.

And he has a cool AI (I mean Jarvis. I love Jarvis so much tbh.).

Oh, and his fiancee. I like his fiancee very much too. No (yes), but the reason I brought this up is to say that he's all fluff inside and bless him.

Why I don’t

As much as I love him, there are so many things I don't like about him, I warn you.

If I had met him before I would have wanted to strangle the guy. Not just for Tony "the guy", but his company. As someone who does not want any military, defense, weaponary, etc., his creations are the devil. Notice I said are and not were, because he still makes weapons even if he's not selling them the same way.

The logic behind "I don't sell these weapons bc god knows what the military would do with them, but hey I'm gonna keep building some to use them myself ignoring every law bc I'm a filthy rich motherfucker and I do what I want, try to come and stop me if you can haha"? There is so much wrong with this I could write an essay 😅 But I don't give much relevance to these things when it comes to superhero stuff tbh, so I can deal. But yeah, horribly wrong if taken seriously.

What else? Well, on a personal level: communication, baby. You need some serious help with that. Relationships, connecting with your feelings and all that stuff. So much room for improvement there, mate (not that I don't feel you tho).

He also needs to work out some sort of limit for his addiction aka his work/creations/mission. It's not just in very unhealthy levels (mentally and physically) for himself, but also for those around him when he loses himself to it.

And I know I'm forgetting stuff, but this seems to be enough, I'll stop here haha

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

Oh, well. That's hard.

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Favorite season/movie

Gonna go with Civil War just bc #PAIN.

Favorite line

EVEN HARDER JFC ok so...

"Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is but I wanna try it."

Favorite outfit

🤔 I don't think I have one from him!

OTP

EHM

WELL

OBVIOUSLY

❤️😭

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BROTP

So many?! Dr. Banner tbh haha I love them as a duo but then also with Cap bc yes and the there is also his kiddo Peter to whom he's kinda like a dad but it's a cool dad and he isn't really his dad so it could also be kinda like a big bro thing? idk someone hELLLLLLP

Head Canon

He's kinda submissive (in bed)? 🙈 He had a kink for a bit of a fem dom.

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And maybe also being babied... aaaaaand ok, I better stop here xD

Unpopular opinion

Idk which is the popular opinion or not bc I don't interact in that fandom... I can't think of anything "unpopular" to say about him, but maybe a general opinion I have that I don't think is said often enough.

I feel like if a character does some good, their bad actions get completely overlooked or excused in some way as if in "he saved many, who cares if he had previously hurt just as many?" Not talking about weapons now.

Just a reminder that if someone is being mean is not funny. If they are mocking someone with a disability is not ok. If the person is being paid by them it's still shit behaviour. If someone does any of these, they're assholes. Period.

One doesn't need to be an asshole full-time, it's ok. One can still be an asshole tho, part-time. But that shouldn't mean one doesn't get called out. Saving the world does not mean Tony Stark shouldn't be called on his bullshit. Just that.

A wish

That he and Pepper would figure things out in a healthy way so we could get Pepperony forever, yay

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

I would only ask that they don't mess up with the character in general, its coherence.

5 words to best describe them

Genius. Impulsive. Show-off. Ambitious. Obsessive.

My nickname for them

He's "another of those gryffis" 🙈

And this is it!

Unicorn Kisses!🦄

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*Excuse the not-so-great cites of GIF sources BLAME THE TUMBLR APP, I’ll change them once I have a computer… some day.

[exowolf-reactions]

EXO Reaction when your both on a diet but he catches you eating desserts

This is me... and I’m not even on a diet XD Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/

Chanyeol:

“Oh I’m not suffering at all no... see? I have my water... without sugar.. and... flavor.. this is the best... I don’t need your chocolate cake” *You can hear his stomach complaining xD*

Sehun:

*Won’t say anything because he has some Pepero (cookie sticks) hidden in the fridge* “Oh no she’s coming... run!”

Tao:

“Are you really.. eating my cake? No.. no I don’t want... okay maybe just one bite, gimme!”

Kai:

“It’s okay jagi... more lettuce for me I guess... don’t worry. I’m not starving or anything. Veggies are more delicious” *He just wants his chicken back tbh*

Xiumin:

“What is this... I thought we were going to make the week... It was so hard jagi... now I want some coffee and chocolates, want to go our before I go insane?” *Knows how hard it is tbh*

Baekhyun:

*Trying to find any excuse to break the diet. I guess he found it* “Let’s eat candies together! That’s what couples do!”

Luhan:

*You are making the yogurt feel bad baobei... How could you... Yogurt isn’t happy... no.. not at all”

Chen:

“Oh you are eating a Crème brûlée? Ew.. sugar.. no... I’m more into... Tofu...” *You hear that? That’s his stomach crying*

Kyungsoo:

“What did you do to my jagi? He was so committed... wanted to do this diet so badly... even made me do it... where is she?” *Puppy eyes that break hearts*

Lay:

“Wait... we had cake? I didn’t...  I didn’t know... I swear I didn’t buy it... If I knew... I would have given it to Tao... I know what temptation does... ahh.. Is it good at least?” *So sweet this boi*

Suho:

“After the cake... can we go for chicken jagi? I saw this new place.. we can invite Jongin so we don’t have to eat everything ourselves...”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

[realasunicorns]

"Give me a character and I will answer:"

@callmehername asked me about Ron Weasley.

(My answers to other characters are here)

Why I like them

I have to say that, even though Ron isn't the kind of character I enjoy the most, he does have a few qualities that make him stand out to me.

Damn, he's loyal. Damn he's generous. Damn he's courageous. And to what extent! He's got whole lots of all that. And that seems to me something that he clearly got from where and by who he was raised. I said I don't particulary love Ron, but I do love the Weasleys as a whole. And that kinda makes me love Ron too.

I love the Weasleys as what I believe they are meant to be in the story. A selfless pillar for someone (Harry) in much need for exactly that. Or in other words, what a family is (or what it is supposed to mean, but not always is anyway). And in Ron's particular case, he's a brother. Not in blood, but in bond.

He may not be the wealthiest, but he does have a whole lot to offer. A laugh, a hand, a home... He will go out of his way for his loved ones, give or do whatever they need from him. Set his own needs aside if he must. Lay his own life if he must.

For someone to be so aware of others, so selfless, loyal and courageous at such a young age is definitely inspiring.

Oh, and he can be ridiculously comic tbh 🤣

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Why I don’t

How his insecurities get in his way. So he frequently feels attacked or left aside and reacts badly, says things to hurt people, to the people closest to him, because he's hurt.

A bit of sexism and a few other -isms here and there, etc., etc.. I think all of my issues with him come from there, so his mean comments/sense of humour/whatever you wanna call it are mostly a nope for me, but that's about it, I think.

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

Probably him being scared by spiders.

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(feel him so much)

Or him just being scared. He looks funny as hell 😂 When he's in DADA class and adds the "spider Boggart" some skates! I wish I could do that to real ones...

Favorite season/movie

Half-blood Prince or Deathly Hallows part 1 actually. I just really like the whole 'finally getting things out and making peace with them so we can keep on', very therapeutic xD (No, seriously, I enjoyed Ron & Harry very much. Underrated movie btw! A talk for another day tho, we're here for Ron)

Favorite line

"She needs to sort out her priorities."

Look, best thing ever. Loved it since I first watched the movie and I always quote it with my brother. It kind of became like an inside joke for us to say it at the most unexpected times. But it's not in the books so:

"So you're going to suffer... but you're going to be happy about it!" but I'm not 100% sure it's in the books either lol so:

"Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" I laugh uncontrolably every time 😂😂😂😂

(Yes, I was using my bad memory to get more lines in... #cheatiiiiiiing)

Favorite outfit

I think it's pretty obvious it has to be this one.

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OTP

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Not a big shipper, but here you won't find that thing Rowling said she should be with HarryHELL TO THE NO SHE SHOULDN'T, THEY ARE BROTP AND HARRY IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH GINNYand Ron with her, period.

BROTP

O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y.

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Head Canon

OMG I don't have any?! I didn't spend enough time thinking about stuff from this character to get prominent headcanons, I guess...

Unpopular opinion

He's an angel sent from Heaven to Harry, yes, but... if it wasn't for that I wouldn't like him much. I think that relationship and what it put them through definitely showed the best of him. But it's the little things about people, you know? The ones they do in daily life. Those are mostly the things that makes us like or dislike their company, not their overall persona. He's not an awfully bad person or anything, but like I said above, he's full of details I just don't like... Most of the time I don't think he's a desirable person to be around tbh. He's certainly not a good influence when it comes to studies, but that's the least... His humour is SO disrespectful in so many ways... He's not usually what one would call nice... Not for me anyway. After all this is just a very personal opinion.

A wish

That Rowling didn't make him a sexist, etc., so I could fully enjoy the rest of his character? lol

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Coming from Rowling, who knows... [Insert here whatever], God no, please don't do that.

(You certainly know I don't idolize her at this point.)

5 words to best describe them

Sarcastic. Loyal. Generous. Insecure. Courageous.

My nickname for them

Just Ron idk ffs I suck at this nickname thing no matter the character! 🙈🙈🙈

And this is all!

Unicorn Kisses! 🦄

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*I did the best I could with sourcing, but hell it was difficult for this one idk I almost didn't. I'll give it the proper format once I'm not in the shitty tumblr app...