#i just know the team who won albero della cuccagna last year is laughing their asses off on the next bus to center city right now

[mayra-quijotescx]

[Image description: FOX29 article excerpt reading: "As to whether or not the city will grease traffic lights and utility poles around Center City as they have done to prevent fans from climbing, officials have not yet revealed if and when the greasing will take place. When asked directly if the greasing would take place, Managing Director Adam Thiel issued a brief warning to potential pole climbers. "Don't climb the poles, greased or not greased, please don't climb the poles, because you could break the poles and that's expensive, and it's money we could spend on other things."" End description.] I also don't see how greasing the poles is supposed to be that much of a deterrent considering the city annually hosts at least one greased pole climbing contest every year

Go — and I cannot stress this enough — Birds