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sociallyawkward--fics · 5 years ago

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Me: oh my GOSH why is flirting so hard to write I feel like I never get it right

Me, having a sudden realization: oh my gosh none of these are ways that I flirt and that’s why it’s hard and clunky to write, why have I not written how I flirt before??

#chatty blogging #flirting in most fics: smooth and blushy and cute #my flirting: leads to me getting accidentally pushed into the mud by the person flirting back lol #then again he was the last person I flirted with and that was like 3+ years ago so I'm out of practice i guess lol #i just don't get out enough to meet many flirtable guys lol #also i've only ever had crushes on blonde nerds but you don't meet a ton of those around here lol #omg i literally couldn't meet someone online because my brand of flirting is often very physical lol rip me #no cute nerdy boyfriend for xy oh well it's fine i have a career to worry about instead lol #but also literally #the only thing along my brand of flirting would be the pickup line war in bad repuation #and even that i did with normal friends i wasn't flirting with too so like the guy could never tell that i was flirting #then again he also sent me random clown pictures occasionally because i hate clowns and i think that MIGHT have been him flirting but like #rip buddy you turned out to be an jerk and started bullying one of my friends when we hit high school so no more xy flirting for you #also figured out he was a severe narcissist so that wouldnt have worked out #clown boy is not the guy that pushed me into the mud puddle btw lol #that guy is actually pretty sweet it just wouldnt have worked out so i stuck to flirting for fun before the crush faded and we moved on #i still have the folded paper frog that clown boy made for me though because nostalgia #that was weird middle school flirting i was almost sad when he actually made good on getting me a frog #(by doing the paper folding i literally forgot the word cuz i'm garbage lol)#ORIGAMI THATS THE WORD #but yeah you tell a guy for nearly a year and a half that he owes you a frog and suddenly he gives you origami frog??#and you have nothing to bug him about to flirt anymore??#middle school flirting crisis lol #i have intentionally flirted with two (2) guys in my life #one was like 6-7 years ago and the other was like three years ago lol #and the guy i had my first kiss with i never flirted with cuz 4 is kinda young to know how to flirt yknow lol #man y'all tag readers get weird bits and pieces of my life story lol #enjoy this jumbley mess of the guys i've flirted with lol

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