#flirting in most fics: smooth and blushy and cute
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Me: oh my GOSH why is flirting so hard to write I feel like I never get it right
Me, having a sudden realization: oh my gosh none of these are ways that I flirt and that’s why it’s hard and clunky to write, why have I not written how I flirt before??
#chatty blogging#flirting in most fics: smooth and blushy and cute#my flirting: leads to me getting accidentally pushed into the mud by the person flirting back lol#then again he was the last person I flirted with and that was like 3+ years ago so I'm out of practice i guess lol#i just don't get out enough to meet many flirtable guys lol#also i've only ever had crushes on blonde nerds but you don't meet a ton of those around here lol#omg i literally couldn't meet someone online because my brand of flirting is often very physical lol rip me#no cute nerdy boyfriend for xy oh well it's fine i have a career to worry about instead lol#but also literally#the only thing along my brand of flirting would be the pickup line war in bad repuation#and even that i did with normal friends i wasn't flirting with too so like the guy could never tell that i was flirting#then again he also sent me random clown pictures occasionally because i hate clowns and i think that MIGHT have been him flirting but like#rip buddy you turned out to be an jerk and started bullying one of my friends when we hit high school so no more xy flirting for you#also figured out he was a severe narcissist so that wouldnt have worked out#clown boy is not the guy that pushed me into the mud puddle btw lol#that guy is actually pretty sweet it just wouldnt have worked out so i stuck to flirting for fun before the crush faded and we moved on#i still have the folded paper frog that clown boy made for me though because nostalgia#that was weird middle school flirting i was almost sad when he actually made good on getting me a frog#(by doing the paper folding i literally forgot the word cuz i'm garbage lol)#ORIGAMI THATS THE WORD#but yeah you tell a guy for nearly a year and a half that he owes you a frog and suddenly he gives you origami frog??#and you have nothing to bug him about to flirt anymore??#middle school flirting crisis lol#i have intentionally flirted with two (2) guys in my life#one was like 6-7 years ago and the other was like three years ago lol#and the guy i had my first kiss with i never flirted with cuz 4 is kinda young to know how to flirt yknow lol#man y'all tag readers get weird bits and pieces of my life story lol#enjoy this jumbley mess of the guys i've flirted with lol
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Runaway Baby <3
Pairing- Paul x Assistant!Reader.
Request- maybeeee a Paul x reader where the readers super shy ? And she works as an assistant in the studio but in the next room to their studio? Super fluffy 🥺? And maybe the reader runs away from his romantic advances and Paul accepts the challenge 🤣?
A/N-Please accept this as my “i’ve got my mojo back “ fic. Man transitioning to college is hard. Also, this request reminded me of the song Runaway Baby by Bruno Mars- so essentially this is a song fic. And it will appear latter in the chapter.
Warnings- one suggestive commet but thats it.
You dreaded going to work.
It’s not that you hated it, quite the opposite actually. It had a nice location, not too far from home so your feet wouldn’t hurt from the walk. The pay was nice, considering that you worked for the Beatles as their assistant. You even had your own studio! All together these perks were amazing, but it wasn’t the reason why you dreaded going to work.
It was the people..
Ringo, John and George were considered like your brothers, always teasing you but caring and protecting you none the less. It was so fun to help them and hear the first tastes of the new songs they were writing.
Paul though.... was a different breed.
He was always... flirting with you. It didn’t make you uncomfortable. Its just the things he’d say made you blush and your ears get hot. It was humiliating and you try to have a normal conversation but you couldn’t get through one without getting flustered and tripping over your words. And it was more humiliating to admit that you liked it a bit.
A bit.
So when you finally got out of the house and onto the street that lead to the studio you practice what would happen.
He calls you bunny? Say “Hey fox”.
No thats way too much
Say “Paul, please we are at work”
No then he would flirt with you outside of work.
What about ‘” I cant be a bunny I don’t have a carrot to chew on”
Oh hell-
Just as you were making yourself red, you bumped your head straight into the door. You were thankful only the receptionist were there otherwise you would have a nosebleed from humiliation.
When you entered the room John and Paul we’re huddled together and mumbling about something, most likely a song. And Rings and Georgie were playing cards.
“Y/N!” Paul said excitedly.
Oh shit
“Hi” you said trying to make your voice deep, but made it higher.
“Before you get all blushy and cute on us, we want to show you something, bunny” Paul said with a wink. Which made your stomach do flip flops.
You sat down, smoothing out your skirt, while George, Ringo John and Paul took their places with their instruments.
“so Paul came up with the bright idea that he should write a song about you and his relationship” John said he seemed to feel a mix between unamused and excited.
“Relationship?!”you piped up your nose turning a deep red color.
“ Calm down Cutie, its not like that” Paul said calmly, “ it just describes how we are” "Now if there are any more interruptions, i would like to play?”
The bass line started and he began to sing:
Well, looky here, looky here, ah, what do we have? Another pretty thing ready for me to grab But little does she know that I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing 'Cause at the end of the night, it is her I'll be holding
With the song he started to look at t you. And the lyrics made sense. But he was cocky...too cocky.
Run, run, run away, run away, baby Before I put my spell on you You better get, get, get away, get away, darling 'Cause everything you heard is true
The tabloids although fabricated, had some truth to them. And although taboo you did wonder how he would treat you on a date.
So many eager young bunnies that I'd like to pursue Now even though they're eating out the palm of my hand There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it
You understood that reference, and for once you didn’t blush, you grew a smirk on your face , if he wanted to play this game then fine.
You would just. have to play harder.
Uh, check it out See, I ain't tryna hurt you, baby No, no, no, I just want to work you baby See, I ain't tryna hurt you baby No, no, no, I just want to work you babyIf you're scared, you better run (you better run) You better run (you better run) You better run (you better run) You better, you better, you betterRun, run, run away, run away, baby Before I put my spell on you You better get, get, get away, get away, darling 'Cause everything you heard is true Your poor little heart will end up alone 'Cause Lord knows I'm a rolling stone So you better run, run, run away, run away, baby
When they finish the song, Paul felt victorious. That didn’t last long.
“Well Paulie, if you’re gonna chase me you are gonna have to work faster than that fox.” you said and turned on your heel and left.
Ringo cheered
George joined him and clapped.
John nodded in approval and chuckled.
Paul was cherry red.
#beatles#paul mcartney x reader#flirting#writing#cute#fluff#60s#crush#shy reader#sly fox#dumb bunny#my writing#new fic
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