#i just dk if he counts bc hes not actually a dad but god damn is he a dilf
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i just needed to get this out of my chest
#castlevania#ffxiv#invincible#vlad dracula tepes#lahabrea#edmont de fortemps#nolan grayson#omniman#shoutout to elias ainsworth who is a close contender#i just dk if he counts bc hes not actually a dad but god damn is he a dilf#i loce them so much it is unreal#engine even
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devil-in-a-halo should i watch bee movie
freedfrom1895 Y es Also same
devil-in-a-halo im going to live message you while i watch it
devil-in-a-halo it;s just the dreamworks sign and im already angry according to all known laws of aviation, bees shouldn't be able to fly
freedfrom1895 Jandkntkz I can't wait until you get to the girl
devil-in-a-halo what kind of fucking product could you use as hair gel, mouth watch, and deodorant? HONEY APPARENTLY HE PENCIL SHARPNERED HIS ASS "why dont you use the stairs? your father paid good money for those" HE IS A BEE. HE. IS. GOING. TO. FLY. MOTHER. FUCKER.
freedfrom1895 IM FUCKING CHOKING
devil-in-a-halo FRISBEE HITS HIVE! INTERNET OUT! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NEWPAPER EVERY PAGE SAYS SPORTS WHY IS THE POLLEN COUNT ON A SPORTS PAGE
freedfrom1895 WHAT SPORTS CAN THEY EVEN HAVE??
devil-in-a-halo "No I'm not going to his funeral! Everybody knows you sting someone you die!" THIS HEARTLESS MOTHER FUCKER THEY MADE A PUN ABOUT THE MUSIC PLAYING FUCKING KILL ME
freedfrom1895 G ANDNKS BLEASE
devil-in-a-halo WHY IS BARRY THE ONLY ONE WITH BLUE EYES??? BC HES THE MAIN CHARACTER??? WTF
freedfrom1895 I FEEL LIKE THE MOM CHEATED T B H LOOK AT HER HAIR LIKE,, YOU KNOW SHE'S BOUND TO BE A HOE WITH THAT
devil-in-a-halo "She was hot!" "That's my cousin! We're all cousins!" "Oh, right" WTTTFFFFFF DOES THAT MEAN THIS IS INCEST???? BC THEY OBVIOUSLY DIDNT PAY ATTENTION TO THE MATRIARCHY OF ACTUAL HIVES
freedfrom1895 BOI IDK ITS WEIRD
devil-in-a-halo CASUAL JOKES ABOUT BAD WORK CONDITIONS AND ALMOST SLAVERY
devil-in-a-halo BEE GOES BERZERK! STINGS SEVEN THEN SELF THE POLLEN JOCKS ARE HERE WITH THE PLANT JIZZ
freedfrom1895 S TOP JSNDLALSJFLG
devil-in-a-halo THE LADY AT THE BEGINNING SAID THAT THEY HAD TO PROCESS HONEY BEFORE USING IT BUT THE PLANT JIZZ LOOKS LIKE HONEY ALREADY ????????? JUST SLIGHTLY MORE LIQUIDY WHY DOES BARRY HAVE SUCH BIG FOREARMS BUT TINY BICEPS "Arent those ladies our cousins too?" "Distant, distant" WWWWWTFFFFFF\
freedfrom1895 AG SHDBJAK THIS IS WHY ITS A MEME
devil-in-a-halo THE DAD HAS BLUE EYES TOO BUT THE MOM HAS BROWN
freedfrom1895 OH SHIT HE DOES?? WHUPS
devil-in-a-halo BROWN IS DOMINANT OVER BLUE THEIR KIDS WOULD NEVER HAVE BLUE EYES THIS ISNT HOW GENETICS WORK
freedfrom1895 THEY HAVE A SMALL CHANCE THO HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIS DAD TOO
devil-in-a-halo AA JOB OPENS EVERY TIME A BEE DIES. SEE HE JUST DIED. AND THAT ONE. AND ANOTHER ONE. DEAD DEAD DEAD. DEAD FROM THE NECK UP. DEAD FROM THE NECK DOWN. THATS LIFE
freedfrom1895 LIFE LESSONS FROM THE BEE MOVIE
devil-in-a-halo BARRY'S SIGNATURE IS AN x
devil-in-a-halo "Pound those petunias your striping stem suckers"
devil-in-a-halo HE'S MIXING POLLEN FROM DIFFERENT TYPES OF FLOWERS TOGETHER ???? DOES THAT EVEN WORK ???
freedfrom1895 IDK
devil-in-a-halo THE TENNIS SEEN SCENE* THE FIRST SHOT OF THE LADY
freedfrom1895 OH BOY HERE WE GO
devil-in-a-halo YOWSER!
devil-in-a-halo HES IN A CAR
"I predicted global warming" YES PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY BEE LIVES ARE LESS VALUABLE THAN HUMAN LIVES WHY IS SHE SMILING SO SWEETLY WHILE "TENDER" MUSIC PLAYS IM GOING TO CHOKE BARRY LOOKS SO LOVE SICK OH MY FUCKING GOD
freedfrom1895 IM CHOKING HAVTJDN OH MY GODDDD I CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE PART™
devil-in-a-halo "YOU LIKE JAZZ?"
devil-in-a-halo WHY IS THIS SO AWKWARD
freedfrom1895 GHENDK IDKIDKIDK FUCKING STRAIGHT CULTURE
devil-in-a-halo THE TENDER THEME IS BACK '
devil-in-a-halo I THINK THAT OLD MAN JUST DIED
freedfrom1895 RIP
devil-in-a-halo BARRY IS RACIST AGAINST SPIDERS
devil-in-a-halo THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE
freedfrom1895 HERE WE GO
devil-in-a-halo OH GOD A FANTASY SEQUENCE
devil-in-a-halo OMFG THE CRASH
freedfrom1895 I K
devil-in-a-halo CASUAL SIDE LOOK WHILE SAYING LUST FUCKING KILL ME HERES WHERE THE PLOT STARTS HAPPENING
devil-in-a-halo IT'S OUR-GANIC
devil-in-a-halo ON THE ROAD AGAIN CANT WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN
devil-in-a-halo THE MOSQUITO JUMPED ONTO THE BLOOD DRIVE TRUCK AND ASKED IF THE OTHERS BROUGHT THEIR CRAZY STRAWS
devil-in-a-halo THATS YOUR QUEEN? THATS A MAN IN WOMANS CLOTHES! THATS A DRAG QUEEN!
devil-in-a-halo BEJESUS THEY JUST MADE A JEW JOKE
devil-in-a-halo THE LICENSE PLATE SAYS ALIBUY
freedfrom1895 I WAS TAKING A SHOWER SO IM LATE AF !! SORRY !!! BUT WTH
devil-in-a-halo WHAT GOOADDD PUT BEFORE US GOD DAMN IT NO WORLD IS SAFE THEY COULD BE USING LASER BEAMS!!! HIS ARGUMENT WAS PURE SLANDER????
freedfrom1895 IK??
devil-in-a-halo FEBREZE FLAME THROWER WHY DOES THE SHOWER HEAD HAVE A LETHAL SETTING ???????
devil-in-a-halo "Are there other bugs in your life!!" "No! But there are things bugging me in life !"
freedfrom1895 LMAOOO
devil-in-a-halo HE'S ASKING IF VANESSA HAD SEX WITH A BEE IM SCREAMING
freedfrom1895 IM CHCKKING
devil-in-a-halo HE;S ACCUSING BEES OF INCEST AND SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK I THINK?
freedfrom1895 WHAG THE FUCK
devil-in-a-halo
IM CRYING
freedfrom1895 HGHAGAHAAHGSSHHGNZ HE THIC THICC**
devil-in-a-halo A DRUNK WHITE BOY WOULD FUCK THAT ASS
freedfrom1895 IM CHOKING WHERE IS THE LIE
devil-in-a-halo "IT WAS ALL ADRENALINE AND THEN ECSTASY"
devil-in-a-halo HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK HE HAD TO PAY TO GET ONE OF THOSE WALKER THINGS IN HIS SIZE?
freedfrom1895 I DK
devil-in-a-halo WHY ARE THEY TALKING SUICIDE PACTS IN A CHILDRENS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????
freedfrom1895 IDK HONESTLY THIS MOVIE IS WILD
devil-in-a-halo THIS IS NOT HOW FLYING JUMBO JETS WORK
devil-in-a-halo UNREALISTIC NATURE GROWING SPEED ALSO SOME PLANTS SELF POLLINATE SO LIKE ???? NOT ALL OF THEM WOULD DIE?
devil-in-a-halo FINALLY IT'S OVER
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