#i just cant figure out which team leaders would have plausible uses for him
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very important question. what various decepticon teams could use one (1) frontliner speedster
eta: i need at minimum four of them for this to work lmfao
#may or may not have evil plans for drag strip today#i just cant figure out which team leaders would have plausible uses for him#im sure almost any decepticon team lead could be like 'well everyone says your boss rapes you. i wanna see what all the fuss is about'#'hey actually hang on a second this is kind of fun. you did a good job'#and then accidentally gives drag strip like. just enough positive feedback that when he gets put back on his regular team#and back with motormaster who is like 'hes so egotistical. never say anything nice to him ever or he'll be even more insufferable'#hes just like shit. i need to go back to this other team. i liked them better. hello mr ex boss pweasies fuck me im miserable now'#and then the entire team can be like 'wait a second. what the fuck did you do to OUR fucktoy. we treat him better hes ours now. asshole"#extremely important to the genesis of this idea is that under no circumstances did drag strip want to have sex with any of them at first#but he's so absolutely twisted out of shape by motormaster's whole nonsense that hes just like 'oh ok so THIS rape was BETTER than that one#and i liked it more. so now that i feel genuinely miserable as opposed to like confused and only half miserable i think i need them again'#his life fucking sucks#red rambles#lemon#literally just for the tags
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