#i hope you like it! i plan on doing more smurfs drawings and stuff :3

[rataticaisdreaming]

god i love them, i love them so much, they heal my heart, they mean the world to me 🥺🩷

[monkey-network]

Good Stuff(?) - The Emoji Movie

WARNING: Flax seeds can be a great absorbent. Thank you, take care out there, prey for me, and enjoy.

The Emoji Movie? More like... the No See Movie! HA HA HA HA HA HA

Whew, best one yet. Okay, (*Cracks open a cold one*) so. I know this movie looks cheap. It’s from Sony Animation, so you know the effort put into making this a good animated film is Fyre Festival levels of fucked. And I know it’s a millennial satirizing knock off of the following:

Sausage Party

The Lego Movie

Wreck-It Ralph

Harry Potter

Toy Story

A majority of Pixar’s movies

Life is Strange (unfortunate)

Foodfight! (also unfortunate)

Barnyard

Smurfs: The Lost Village

Rubik: The Amazing Rubix Cube

Rachet and Clank: The Movie

Fairy Odd Parents: Channel Chasers

Fairy Odd Parents: Internet Stupor Highway

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Mr. Men & Little Misses

The Brave Little Toaster

Spongebob 2: Sponge Out of Water

Tinker Bell 

Most Shonen animes

and so on, but you all know this. However, I see to share a bit of optimism towards this film as good as shamelessly possible. Because after that serviceable disappointment that was Smurfs: The Lost Village and the fact that 2017 has not much better in store this summer, in terms of animation, I just want to give Sony just one. Just a SINGLE glimmer of belief that they can pull something off better than previously. Or maybe, they’re a lost cause; who knows. Now, it’s time to defend this, for the sake of animated movies of all caliber.

BEST CASE SCENARIO: CREEPYPASTA MATERIAL

For once, the movie doesn’t look that bad. It looks colorful, the human designs look pretty good, and the gimmicks in the phone world look pretty creative. It doesn’t look as spastic as Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs or unnecessarily cartoony like Hotel Transylvania. It’s on par with their latest Smurfs movie, and I say that’s a good thing. The only setback are the emojis themselves. Most of them looks inhuman and this is what I consider the “hand effect”, where it’s like trying to animate your own hands to move like a human except you keep the muscle and bone structure of a typical human hand. When it comes to animating living characters, you should always either give the characters a humanoid stature with limbs or make them limbless shapes like with Angry Birds or Veggietales. And with this having the “hand effect”, this limits creativity in movement and it looks weird, jarring, or creepy to try making them act human with 3D animation. Then again, if a no neck design worked well with Crash Bandicoot, it can do well here too.

And on this day, I will forever feel guilty for making such a comparison

Secondly, and this is a small note: what competition does it have? I mean... Atomic Blonde? War for the Planet of the Apes? The Dark Tower? Another Al Gore movie? Jessica Williams? The movies surrounding this ranges from pretty risque for kids to who’s checking this. This flic is known more to a familial audience, so if it actually does good, the adult reviewers can feel more comfortable in recommending this to kids, giving it some merit towards a demographic, like most family films. And then any adult can enjoy it ironically because we’ll feel better knowing it was basically never for us. I’m not saying the hopes for success are high, but like the previous Sony asspulls, it’ll be passable to a particular group. And if not this, then what? Nut Job 2?

I’m serious. Nut Job 2? Anybody want to see that? Does anybody know about that?

Other than those things, I got nothing. Except for the 107 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD SEE THE EGOJI MOVIE! That’s right. Thanks to a man named Jack Douglass, I have more than enough evidence to convince YOU why it can be a film that can titillate your sense of entertainment and leave you well pleased. And with the help of King Crimson, this list will be most accurate and foolproof plan I have come up with on this site in forever, so here it is:

107 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD SEE THE EMOJI MOVIE!

NUMBER ONE: T.J. Miller and Sir Patrick Stewart are pretty great actors and comedians, and to support their acting in the film can keep their streak of surprising choices for their craft solid. NUMBER TWO:

and THAT was 107 reasons why you should see the Emoji Movie.

I admit, that is a lot to read, but it’s worth it. Trust me In any case, beyond all those reasons, I can’t say this movie is truly a must-see of the year, like Cars 3 or Captain Underpants, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth seeing at all. I mean, it could’ve been Ice Age 6, which I am certain will come out not long after 2021 or ‘22. I say it’s worth checking out to see what the fuss is about. It’s not controversial like the Ghostbusters reboot or surprisingly good like Baby Driver and 21 and 22 Jump Street, I can assure you, but it could be entertaining in some way nonetheless. I’ll say buy $5 cheap seats at least, don’t want the industry earning that money too easily. And it’s safe to say this movie was gonna be made eventually, so why not give a full look before putting it up on the fridge with all the other drawings? I mean, we already got Emoji merch, pillows, World Emoji Day, Emoji reviews, an Emojipedia, an Emoji Store, and this movie was the Buzzfeed effect that tipped the scale to say “Ya know. This has gone too far”? All in all, Sony may have done itself in with its marketing, but I find the Emoji Movie to possibly be a simple, nonsensical, time wasting film for the summer and a flic you and your buddies can get high to, like most other toy based productions that isn’t the Lego Movie.

I give Wreck-It Ralph a 4 out of 5

A couple big hiccups here and there, but it’s an otherwise solid video game movie

[ask-a-colt-and-his-fox]

20 Facts About Meee

@kessy-doggo alright, here we go :3

1. Live in London, from North but usually mistaken for Irish (even sometimes by Irish people)

2. Love London for the same reasons I hate it-- SO MANY PEOPLLLE (They just keep coming at ya...)

3. Love going to raves, but only the less serious ones. The ones that think theyre that stupid scene from the Matrix Reloaded can go FUUUURK themselvesss, aww yee ^-^

 4. I’m originally a writer but now more focussed on drawing

5. ...Well, obsessed with it by this point, really. Pathologically so x]

6. Really sentimentally attached to my old senile laptop and scarred tablet. Could get new ones but, you know... it'd be like saying g'bye to old friends...

7. I don't take much time off for relaxing, doing nothing makes me antsy.

8. Sometimes wonder if i'm a little out of place on Tumblr

9. Love the Lake District in Northern Britain. When it isn't raining. That’s two whole solid weeks of love a YEEEAR >:3

10. Stright-acting gaymo mostly, but sort of not. But mostly. Except when not. And so on.

11. Bit of a smartarse :3

12. Used to have long hair but don't now, so no longer look like a hippy scarecrow from the 70s.

13. I share IHE's view on memes, but I wish I didn't. They look fun, but I think i'm too much of a miserable bastard >:3

14. Always a bit anxious about asking asks to other blogs in case I don't word it right and inadvertantly cause offence. Smartarseism can be a heel, sometimes :l

15. LOVE spicy food, specially jalapenos and that luminous orange Caribbean stuff that make you go Mmmmm AAAAAAAARGHH

16. Jog a lot and eat really well, balance that out by smoking like lungs are enemy.

17. Trying to learn new ways to draw faster/ more expressively so can work on bigger more eventful stories, not to mention getting round to answering asks faster...

18. In fact, got a ha-yuuuuge story planned for this bloggo :3 kinda feels like I haven't even started properly with the core concept and the character dynamics yet. But THOOON

19. Love plants. Wish I had a tree.

20. Favourite word is SNOOZY. Has a few, uh... “meanings”, I guess... think of it like the word Smurf ^-^ hang on, I wrote something down about it... "It's like... not just the word, man. It's also, like... HOW you say it. Sss-NOOOOOzy. You gotta come out swingin' on the NOOOOO part, you know?"

((I hope that answers any questions you might have about the word SNOOOOZY ^-^))

Well, that list either denotes me as mental or the most boring human being in Humanbeingland. You decide :D

Ahhh, the taggeroos... everyponyone’s favourite bit >:3 

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Obviously no obligation if ya don’t wanna, but what’ve y’all got to hide eyyy?!

Have a snoozy one ;3