#i hope these arent too ooc aaaaaa

[another-jjba-headcannon-blog]

Some hcs for Risotto/Prosciutto, please?? (of course if it okay for you с:)

ngl i didn’t know this ship existed and after reading some fanfiction I gotta say it’s actually pretty dang cute :0 //as a bonus i included some other la squadra shenanigans

- Serious as hell. They don’t even seem like an actual couple to most because of how much they just act like actual comrades. Everyone in La Squadra di Esecuzione is confused as to whether or not the two are actually dating. They’re all to scared to ask in fear of angering Risotto, and knowing Prosciutto he’d just dodge the question. One day Pesci works up the courage and asks his brother if the two are a couple. Prosciutto just replies with a simple “Yes.” “Oh I knew the rumors couldn’t- wait wHAT-”

- Whenever anyone tries giving them a hard time about being a couple they give little to no reaction. Risotto is prone to shooting the occasional death glare at Formaggio for joking about it a little too casually.  Prosciutto is more lax about the squadra bringing up their relationship, he doesn’t mind chatting about their dates or what they did last weekend. He’ll occasionally ask how to become a better partner for Risotto, since he legitimately cares bout this man. How can one expect to be a good romantic partner if they’re not always looking to improve their relationship? However, he’s completely given up on asking Melone on how to be a better boyfriend. There is no help for him here.

- Risotto actually took awhile to realize he had actual feelings for Prosciutto that weren’t ones of “I’m gonna stab this man in the throat.” He kept quiet about it for quite some time, and nobody, not even Risotto himself caught onto the fact that he had begun developing a giant crush on him. Prosciutto was quick to realize this, but said nothing out of fear of A.) their cruel inevitable deaths in the mafia and B.) their cruel and inevitable rejection. Prosciutto was the one to actually confront Risotto about his feelings, telling him he felt strange whenever the two were close. Prosciutto confessed his feelings shortly after nd asked him if he wanted to try a date to a local cafe, Risotto’s response being “Oh thank God, I thought I was just crazy.”

- Risotto and Prosciutto aren’t the type for overly flashy outings. Risotto likes to take walks at night and go stargazing and Prosciutto prefers lunch dates. Though neither are too keen on staying out in public too long, lest someone from an opposing gang recognizes them and wants to pick a fight. So, they won’t stay out for too long. Prosciutto is a little more confident in staying out, since their stand abilities could easily neutralize a non-stand user. Not to mention, the two are an amazing fighting team. They fight well together, even if their stands arent 100% compatible.

- Prosciutto is always giving Risotto little encouraging words throughout the day. “Couldn’t figure it out? Damn. Well, I’m sure you’ll get it sometime soon. No, I’m positive you will.” Risotto is confused as to why he keeps telling him these “inspiring words” and Prosciutto always replies it’s because he loves him. He wouldn’t mindlessly compliment just anyone, he has total faith in him. After all, it was his determination that got him to fall in love in the first place.

-Risotto is dying™ please save him he want to know what he did to deserve this boy. They’re the awkward boob window bros™ and they love each other very much.(seriously the 80′s called they want their goofy funk dancers clothes back)

- They will not hesitate to kill if one of them is injured by another person. Prosciutto comes home banged up badly by another gang? Say no more the next day the group is found sliced up and surrounded by razors. Risotto got hurt and can barely walk? The rival gang member who did that is suddenly never heard from again, the only thing left is a pile of dust. They weren’t on the hitman branch of passione for nothing, you know.

- In an au where they don’t die, they would end up living together and get some pets. Likely a couple canaries named Giallo and Sole. Risottos not very good at coming up with names but Prosciutto lets it slide as long as he can keep his cat Gnocchi, who to Prosciutto resembles a little dough-ball, hence the name. Risotto asks why he named his cat after bread, and that he had no room to call him out on his bird names.

- Couple spats are obviously a thing with these two. They may get along well due to their similar nature and tactics, but occasionally the other says one little thing that may set the other off. These don’t last long though, as the other would consider what they said for tactical purposes and asses the situation. Typically its for purposes of their gang, but they would fight over dumb stuff. Like whether or not Risotto did the dishes to Prosciutto’s insane standards, or who’s turn it is to vacuum. Stupid little spats that last no more than 5 minutes. However neither can get upset at each other for being reckless. Even though they’re a couple, it’s mission first and foremost. The boss is more important than their own lives and their relationship, no matter how much they may care about each other.

- AFTER MISSION REUNION CUDDLES THAT IS ALL GOODNIGHT

-Mod Fish