#i hope skaara is ok!

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SG1

Season 2 episode 1

"SERPENTS LAIR"

Notes by me

- PREVIOUSLY - they shut down my stargate program!!! With 9 seasons left!, sg1 clocked in and chose violence, skaara is dead??? Sort of???, earth is doomed😨

- they really gonna blow themselves up huh

- welp there goes that plan how are they gonna get rid of TWO ships

- "this is turning into a bad day"

- SHE BIT HIM LMAO

- anxious hopeless Daniel :(

- SKAARAS NOT DEAD THEY BLUFFED US 😃

- this snake jaffa sounds like bra'tac

- "goauld busters" just.... Why

- wait Daniel has his glasses again??? I thought he was wearing contacts?? Im confused

- IT IS BRATAC EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOURE DOING MY MANS IS HERE

- still intense as ever i see. maybe dont punch the people you are trying to save , my guy

- tealcs son is doing just fine 🤗

- love how bratac talks about treason in front of literally eveyone and all the other jaffa either are super deaf or just dont care

- hammond not giving up on his kids

- jacks face when bratac tells him skaara is alive

- bratac: how good are your space ships

Jack: ......define space ships

- they already came up with an alpha site on a different planet? that was fast

- skaara/Klor-El :

- bratac only has 4 guys for his army lol

- "have you more of this 4C?"

- stop firing nukes at my kids!!!

- skaara fighting Klor-Els influence and trying to stop him from putting up the shield 💪💪my boy tried his best

- Jack and bratac trying to constantly out do each other lol

- "send me to the alpha site"

"Sorry we only send the best and the brightest"

hammond Slam Dunking this colonel

- "I die free" 🔥🔥🔥

- when Sam hands Daniel the machine gun and hes like??? What do I do with this

- alright what is this self sacrifice bullshit Daniel. You dont have to stay. Dont let him stay Jack

- Jack softly touching his face with that sad look in his eyes 💔💔💔

- when in doubt, GRENADES

- are they really just leaving Daniel

- MY SMART BOY JUST HEALED HIMSELF WITH THE SARCOPHAAAHHDBDJSNDN HES GOT THE BRAINS

- ya got one minute!

- gateing himself out like a bad bitch!!!

- also his little mutterings when hes thinking fast is super cute💗

- THEY DID IT

- are skaara and apophis still alive. I feel like their death wasnt dramatic enough for this show. Theyre probably still alive somehow.....right?. Pls. I dont want skaara to die

- time to float and enjoy the view

- Daniel walks thru the gate like whats up!!

- "we die well, tealc"

"More than that old friend. We die free."

- ".......... Or not" Jack for crying out loud they were having a moment

- applause ! Its what they deserve

- thank you for saving our asses again bratac I hope we will see you again!!!

- when daniel walks in and they all have huge smiles on their faces 😍😍 theyre a little family 😩😩😩

- "space monkey"

- THE BIG BROTHER/LITTLE BROTHER DYNAMIC IS MELTING MY BRAIN

- hugs for all my kids!!!!!

~

Whump under the cut

Jack Oniell whump: bit by sam, punched by bratac, emotional

Daniel jackson whump: shot by staff weapon, bloody, burnt, Jack touching his face, worried jack, self sacrifice, dragging himself across floor, healed by sarc

Team sg1 whump: flash stunned, unconscious, temporary blindness, all lasts less than 5 minutes

🎶listening to Guts by All Time Low🎶 in honor of sg1 being reckless bastards

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SG1

Season 1 episode 10

"THORS HAMMER"

Notes by me

- daniels making a presentation wheres my popcorn

- the goaulds did NOT make the Stargate? Interesting

- NORSE GODS YESSSS

- thor!!! Are we about to see chris Hemsworth

- The planet is called Samaria

- Daniel made a little box that contains human history and stuff just like the broadcasts we send out to space. I wonder.....if. If it has. A history of music. Is never gonna give you up in that box

- "time to go to work" IMAGINE this is your job. Go to other planets and fight aliens. Absolutely Bonkers. I'm jealous

- the big hammer is making a noise and I feel like thats not good!

- JACK JUMPING INTO THE BEAM TO SAVE TEALC ❤❤❤❤

- daniels voice when he says "I think theyre dead" 😭

- this leader lady seems nice enough

- "midgard" I only remember this is earth bc of Thor(2011) when thor shows Jane the Universe Tree

- Leader Lady has a giant sword 👀

- tealc and Jack are in Trouble and no one is surprised

- "junior" is this the official name for his pet worm!?!?! I was hoping they would name it!!!

- ok you checked on junior hes fine. Now please put him away

- oh god this thor looks so STUPID. he looks like the thor from the 70s lmfao

- oh its a hologram

- if only the host can leave then tealc is stuck there

- tealc wanting Jack to leave but Jack not abandoning his boy ❤😩

- "NO!!" Daniel I swear to god you gotta CHILL

- when she shows them her scar and they jump a mile and grab their guns lol guys calm doowwnnn

- still holding out hope for sha're 🤞😞

- theres a man eating creature in the cave with Jack and tealc

- better not be Gollum I dont think I can take 20 minutes of Jack failing at guessing riddles

- oh my god why does NOBODY ever believe them when they say tealc is nice??? Like is he the only jaffa ever in the history of jaffa to defy the goauld? Its that unbelievable that one would leave?

- yIKES THAT THING IS UGLY and its clearly a guy in a costume but good lord what cool makeup

- writers: *offers hope for sha're and skaara* you are safe now my child

Me: I owe you my life

- Gollum is creeping in the shadows, getting ready to strike

- sad back story for magic lady 😢

- okay she called the worm "he" a minute ago and now she just called it "she" and I am already declaring that the goauld are nonbinary It Is Law

- HERE COMES GOLLUM!!! QUICK JACK THINK OF A RIDDLE

- omg it speaks??? IT SOUNDS LIKE JAMES EARL JONES LMFAO

- his eyes glowed!!!! #worm

- his name is Unas and he was the first host? Ever?

- "it is a myth" clearly youre wrong

- Daniel dreams about sha're and still feels connected to her

I'm weeping

- Gollum lives here he comes again!!

- Daniel is SO mad at Sam for doubting magic lady

- this Darth vader voice is killing me. Dont choke on your aspirations director

- aahhhahaha go ahead Daniel say I told you so, I can tell you want to

- is she actually talking to the thunder?? Is it talking back

- again Jack risks his life by saving tealc 👑👑💖💖

- "fear is the greatest enemy"

- magic lady opened the door by basically saying open sesame thats it im switching to norse religion shes on to somethin

- TEALC SELF SACRIFICE

- Jack saved him again bros 4 life

- rip Gollum/Darth Vader

- Daniel......come on man

- FOR TEALC!!!

- "youre a part of this family now"

- hes making Daniel do it?

- daniel destroying the hammer even tho he knows it's the only thing they have that could possibly save sha're 😭 he did it for his new bestie💖 Friends Forever

- "thank you Daniel jackson" akdjsjsn

- daniel has alot of different feelings attacking him in this series so far but we arent gonna get into that

- a rock as a gift! The symbol looks like the mark that gandalf put on bilbos door

- daniels We Come In Peace box better start playing Toxic by Brittany Spears when you open it or I'm sueing

- i have to say I love the fact that Daniel is always the one that dials the gate. Like thats his job. No one else does it. He dials the gate, tells people they come in peace, and collects his paycheck

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Whump under the cut

Tealc whump: painful beam of light transports him, noises, unconscious, electrocuted by another beam, fought, self sacrifice

Jack Oniell whump: unconcious, fought , thrown

🎶 listening to Thunder by Imagine Dragons 🎶 bc thor