#i hope mike has secretly been funneling money into an account for may

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Mike My Stand In is the funniest character in the entire show. We go like 5 or 6 episodes without even a hint that Ming has an older brother and then this fuzzy headed asshole starts showing up and sticking his nose in Ming's business at the fortune teller's and flirting with Ming's secretary. He goes behind Ming's back to cover up his scandals and (uses the aforementioned secretary to) interrogate his sugar baby to check for gold digging. Ming is so annoyed by his older brother overstepping and I find it hilarious.

What are the odds that Tong asked Mike, as the oldest sibling, for the money he needs before he asked Ming. Do we think Mike smelled the gold digger on Tong from a mile away and told him to fuck off. Do we think the only reason Mike hasn't had Tong killed is because for some ungodly reason both of his baby siblings love the man and the second they turn on Tong Mike is going to throw a fucking party.