#i hope i fucking dieeeeeeeeeeee

[chrisbangs]

as i was typing that last post i got the potential job offer for that job i don't want lol my life is a fucking nightmare mfndusbsisjdkdn

[storiesofthestreetmp3]

“according to gaza’s hamas-run government…” “hamas, gaza’s ruling islamist group, says…” “hamas says the death toll was …” “the death count does not differentiate between civilians and combatants” “unverified social media footage shows…” I HOPE YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEE. the absolute derision that is directed at palestinian sources is sickening. No fucking words the story has to be told by israel or else it’s all “unverified” “says” “according to”

[tellywoodtrash]

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pinky’s back home and being all uncharacteristically familial with rudra?? 😕😕😕

daaaaaaamn, rudra isn’t in the mood tho. rudy boy, you savage! 😗😗😗

... no but really, pinky is usually quite cutting with rudra, but she’s being kinda... like... how to explain? she’s acting like lovingly reproachful choti maa from the days of yore, when she used to be kinda affectionate with omRu... oh pinky, please revert to those days. i miss that pinkyyyyy. 😔😔😔

chota mooooh, badiiiiii baaat. 😐😐😐

news mili nahi hai, toh bataana kya hai? 🤔🤔🤔

my godddd, anika, honestly. this hugging his clothes thing is getting a little TOO much. go spend time with sahil, to keep your mind off things. 😑😑😑

omg please, BURN THAT UGLY BLUE SUIT WITH THE GREEN AND YELLOW STRIPES. PLEASE. 😩😩😩

i haaaaaaaate when ppl see you crying and ask RO RAHE HO???? y u gotta make shit awkward like that???? 😒😒😒

standard “aankh mein kuch chala gaya hai” excuses have been given. 🙄🙄🙄

awww, rudra distracting with pari ka feeder. (why they call it that and not a bottle, idgi.) 😊😊😊

god i love rudra so much. what a cupcake. this boy’s love for anika truly knows no bounds. 😚😚😚

and anika KNOWS it. 😘😘😘

excuse me: why no rakshabandhan special for these two????? 😞😞😞

gosh i thought that was pinky skulking in the bg, but thank god it’s bhavya. 😐😐😐

ok, reallyyyyy fucking awkward editing, that anika was in the room, and now SUDDENLY back in the mandir? like... you could have shown us the rudra/anika scene yest and the whole of the mandir scene today? what the fuck is even wrong with the editing team of this fucking show? 😟😟😟😖😖😖

ouff gauriiiiiiiiiii, yaaaaaaaaaaar. matlab vishwas koi sweater toh hai nahi ki jab chaaha cupboard mein se le liya, jhaad liya, aur pehen liya. 😣😣😣

lo the Star Plus waala Dramatic Dhaarmik Music™ has started. 🙄🙄🙄

ok, won’t talk about this scene anymore, you can read my thoughts about it here. meanwhile, fwding. 

Awareness™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

RUN ANIKA RUN! 😥😥😥😥

(i’m already sobbing btw 😭😭😭😭)

again, explain to me why she’s running down the stairs, when the mandir is on the lower level of the house. matlab, kuch bhi. 🤔🤔🤔

(goes back to sobbing. 😭😭😭) 

and the award for the most dramatic entrance into OWN damn house for 2017 goes to.... 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

imma enter my house like this when i return from work every day from now on. let’s see how the mother and cat take it. they better be this amazed and wowed and grateful to see me. 😎😎😎

lol look at his face, the fucker, koi emotion hi nahi. as if he just went to the kirane ki dukaan to buy a pack of smokes and came back. 😐😐😐

ok girl, calm down with the verbal diarrhea. 😕😕😕

okaaaaaaaaay, she just damn near confessed everything! WHY IS THIS FUCKER SO NON REACTIVE THO? IS HE OK? KAHIN SAR-VAR PE CHOT TOH NAHI LAGI? 😟😟😟

yo bro, sayyyyyyyyyy something. 😧😧😧

LE. ISSE TOH KUCH PATA HI NAHI. SAB KO ACHCHA KHAASA CHUTIYA BANAYA. 😑😑😑

TIME TO GIVE HIM THOSE KAAN KE NEECHE THINGS THAT YOU PROMISED RAGINI, GIRL. 😒😒😒

he’s still on this BS. even after she said everything that she said rn????????? 😧😧😧

lmao vikram be like “kahaaaaan phas gaya main yaaaar.” 

boy be looking fireeeeee in all black though. mmmmhmm. 😏😏😏

EXPLAIN WHY YOU COULDN’T BOTHER PICKING UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE THEN???????? 😤😤😤

shakti - eternal optimist and #teamAnika. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omg bitch, after EVERYTHING SHE JUST SAID?!?!?!?! HOLD MY PIZZA SLICE, IMMA KICK HIS FUCKING ASS. 😤😤😤

still the hope in his eyes - hoping she’ll say NO. 😥😥😥

SAHIL PLEASE! KNOCK SOME DAMN SENSE INTO THIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫

ouff sahil, chamchagiri bandh kar. yahan pe sab bigaadne waala yeh tera SSO hi hai. 😒😒😒

he doesn’t even know they’re divorced. how even are they gonna pull this shit off without him knowing? 🤔🤔🤔

meanwhile, sobbing because:

whoooo boy. private mein confrontation. 😬😬😬

“ek mauka diya tha maine tumhe...” 

my god this vengeful bastard. 😧😧😧😡😡😡

MY GOD, YOU TWO ARE SUCH FUCKING STUBBORN ASSHOLES. YOU BOTH. LORD. 😤😤😤

“rishta hum dono ka tha. decision tumhare akele ka nahi ho sakta.”

oh right, as if you asked her before signing those divorce papers. which btw, why were you still holding on to??? don’t try to paint yourself as the ONLY victim here. 🙄🙄🙄

my god this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr is soooo fuckkkkkkingggg blinddddd. i s2g i want to slappppp the blinders off him. 😡😡😡

OH GOD GIRL. WHYYYYYYYYY????? YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THINK WHAT YOU WANT, BUT I WON’T MARRY VIKRAM. WHY ARE WE BACK ON THIS BS??? 😫😫😫😫

i hope rudra is storming in there to beat the sense into bhaiyya. 😡😡😡

ugh i really dgaf about these two. i realllllllllly hope svetlana murders them. 🙄🙄🙄

yaaaaaas, rudra CALL. HIM. OUT.  👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

“aansoon khushi ke bhi hote hai.”

yeah those really looked like khushi ke aansoon. esp that part where she asked you to STOP THIS FUCKERY. yeah, now i have zero sympathy for this fool. i want anika to actually marry vikram and go cheer him on in his marathons, instead of wasting her life with this loser. 😒😒😒

btw, this asshole used to be the one who used to be like MAIN TUMHARE AAKNHON MEIN KABHI AANSOON NAHI DEKH SAKTA. today he’s perfectly okay with it. i’m so fucking done with you shivaay. 😑😑😑

god, that “haq” thing realllllly fucked him over. 😭😭😭

pft, yeh kya apna stupid defective heart follow karega. idiot. 😒😒😒

oh. sahil knows. 😐😐😐

bulbul here, to make a valiant second try.  may the force be with you, bulbul. 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

oh my heart, shivaay expresses himself naturally in english, but he’s translating all the english into hindi for her. i can’t. i just can’tttttt. i love these two together soooo muchhhhhhhh. 💖💖💖

le, yeh ittu sa bachcha bhi samajh gaya, lekin yeh do idiots... khair chodo. nothing more to be said. 😒😒😒

ok tearing up at sahil baandhofying rakhi for anika. 😭😭😭

“baandh sakte hai na?” *biggest, most earnest bulbul eyes* 

“poonch kyun rahi ho?”

LEGIT CRYING LIKE A BITCH BABY HERE COZ OH MY GOD THESE TWO ARE LIFE. THESE TWO ARE EVERYTHINGGGG TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I WILL DIE TO PROTECT THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“main waise bhi tumhari koi baat taal nahi sakta tha; ab toh bilkul bhi nahi taal paaonga.” 

bulbul laughing through her tears at “maayke waale” like... what even is this chemistry between these two... i just want to set everything on fire from how perfect it all is. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

how quickly these obros switch over to bhaabi/devrani sides, lol. bhai jaaye tel lene. matlab bros before hos ka koi concept hi nahi hai is ghar mein. 😆😆😆

oh god, her face and voice, so heartbroken and small, as she says “woh haq toh hai hi nahi humare paas.” i legit died. 😢😢😢

oh god shivaay, pehle apna shaadi aur biwi toh sambhaaaal. ouffff. tang aa gayi hoon main is ladke ki samaaj sevak mentality se. 😣😣😣

but he promised her, COZ SHE’S HIS CHOTI BEHEN NOW. 😭😭😭 PRINKU WHO??????????? LOL FOR THAT MATTER, OMKARA WHO?!!?? SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI NOW HAS BROTHERLY OBLIGATIONS TO ONLYYYYYYYY ONE PERSON, AND ONE PERSON ALONE!!!!!!!!! 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

HP number plate? not in mumbai anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

wow, a vacay in manali. WHEN YOUR HOUSE AND FAMILY IS ON FLAMES BACK THERE?????? 😧😧😧

waise yeh bhi theek hai. matlab, if you wait for things to settle down there, you’re never gonna get to go anywhere. so why NOT now??? 😌😌😌😌 

self contained bungalow. mwahahahha. OH MAN. I CAN’T WAIT TILL SVETLANA COMES HERE AND FUCKS YOUR SHIT UP AND THERE’LL BE ZERO WITNESSES. HAHAHA FUCK YOU TWO. 😆😆😆😂😂😂

isn’t this the same house used for the hacker bhavya went to visit? also the same house that anika came looking for dobin during her amnesia track??? also it may have been the cabin shivaay and anika stayed in, in the jungle???? 🤔🤔🤔

ok it’s fucking august. how cold can it even be? 🙄🙄🙄

lol you two gonna fucking dieeeeeeeeeeee. 😈😈😈

SVETLANA. MY GODDESSSSS!!!! YAAAAAAAS! FUCKKKK EM UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! 😊😊😊😎😎😎

yaaaaaaaaas, bulbul to the rescueeeee. LIKE ALWAYS!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇

[sorcieresque]

nick and daisy and shittalking damian and their own weirdass version of affection

Today at 3:00 AM

nickatnightwalker daise, you good for the night?

sorcieresque Yes. Multidimensional chick is  nice. She let me touch one of her planes. It was sick. Are you safe?

nickatnightwalker yikes. sounds kinky im fine druantia couch had to pass up on damian's lmao

sorcieresque I didn't think you would. He's unbearably desperate.

nickatnightwalker like...dude, maybe perhaps dont ask for nudes from random people youve only met online?  man i dont even proposition people publicly online

sorcieresque That's because only pedophiles, the feds and perhaps ye old bronies would be so direct.

nickatnightwalker so which one is he?

sorcieresque He didn't think a joke about his children was funny despite referring to himself, I shit you not, as "Daddy," so we shall hope it is not the first one.

nickatnightwalker he did NOT

sorcieresque I am devastating to inform you that he did.

nickatnightwalker ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyygooood hes a fuckin tumblr daddy dom im gonna dieeeeeeeeeeee good bye, libido, see you never again

sorcieresque I wonder if he has ever worn a fedora.

sorcieresque What's your professional opinion, doc.

sorcieresque God, I can't believe you almost had an orgy with him.

nickatnightwalker me?? YOU were the one going over there pantsless! which, by the way, was such a great way to get yourself totally murdered

sorcieresque Please. Like you don't know what I can do.

nickatnightwalker HE clearly thinks he's a death machine

sorcieresque Most men do.

nickatnightwalker ya got me there

nickatnightwalker i just mean i wouldnt trust him with a fuckin taser in my hand, you know?

sorcieresque Do you truly think that if he was capable of crushing someone the way he desperately tried to make those girls think he is, he would flaunt it like that. I can take him. Beside, I'm not stupid enough to spend the night with a random guy. Specially not such a What's that term you used, the other day. Over coffee.

nickatnightwalker so desperately horny you can see how blue his balls are through his pants?

sorcieresque Yes.

nickatnightwalker yeaaaaaah and if he calls you my sister wife again i'm probably gonna grab a pitchfork and join the mob thats ready to fork him

sorcieresque Frankly, I have no idea where he pulled that one from. I was weaving a lovely fantasy where he and I were loving parents.

nickatnightwalker i feel like that makes it more fucked up, but im not sure how yet

sorcieresque Heterosexuality.

nickatnightwalker oh,nasty what the fuck

sorcieresque Frankly, I would never.

nickatnightwalker same?? no wait thats not true i like girls

sorcieresque It's like I don't even know you. What would your father say.

nickatnightwalker smoke a bowl nick, suck a dick.  youll get over it

sorcieresque Oh, disgusting. Too real. Too close for comfort.

nickatnightwalker hey, you asked

sorcieresque Hey.

nickatnightwalker hey?

sorcieresque I hope we don't hate it quite so much here.

nickatnightwalker yeah me too.  that would really suck

sorcieresque It would.

nickatnightwalker at least im not in california, right?

sorcieresque Your step-father was going to be gay Hugh Hefner.

nickatnightwalker i mean, i couldve gone for the money but eh

sorcieresque Yeah. Eh. Goodnight, Nick.

nickatnightwalker yeah night daisy dont fuck off in the wrong direction tomorrow morning, okay?

sorcieresque If I do, I will know.

nickatnightwalker so will i

sorcieresque Now that we have gone through that extensive exposition, I will retire to my temporary bedchambers.

nickatnightwalker oh my god whatever daisy gnight

sorcieresque <3

nickatnightwalker :/

sorcieresque Wow!

nickatnightwalker <.................................................3

sorcieresque Ha! No takesies backsies.

nickatnightwalker i can and will go away

sorcieresque Are you threatening to induce heart failure in both of us, because you are embarrassed by an innocent emoticon.

nickatnightwalker yes, absolutely i am i will kill us both

sorcieresque I would never expect less of you.

nickatnightwalker dont test me daisy

sorcieresque I can and I will.

nickatnightwalker then we both go down so be it rest in fucking pieces

sorcieresque We lived like we died. Holding onto our emotional invulnerability with nails and teeth.

nickatnightwalker at least on our gravestones itll say: they were never all mushy and shit

sorcieresque No more hearts. Ever.

nickatnightwalker thank god

sorcieresque Godnight, Nicholas. Severe punctuation mark.

nickatnightwalker Good night, Miss LeBlanc.