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sillyfudgemonkeys · 1 year ago

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Frozen novel naming scheme rant

I'm finishing up listening to Frozen 2: Forest of Shadows (so far it's fairly good, at least I really vibe with the prose.....it has.....some hiccups but......maybe I can review it later).

Before I even talk about the book....can I just say....Frozen Novel Naming schemes? Fucking ass. TT0TT Not a braincell was conjured for them I swear. orz A blind monkey could write a better title!

Frozen Twisted Tales: Conceal Don't Feel/Let it Go (US/UK titles respectively)......neither title fits the theme of the book kaljflkdsf CDF is more mysterious, LiG is more iconic....but the novel should've been titled "For the First Time in Forever" TT0TT Nothing is being let go, nothing is being concealed (at least to the extent of the OG story, in fact the whole story is trying to UNCONCEAL something). FtFTiF makes more sense bc FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER they can reunite TT0TT

Forest of Shadows isn't even an F2 book....IT TAKES PLACE BEFORE F2! TT0TT A month but STILL????? It's a prequel. Where tf does it get off being titled "Frozen 2: FoS"???? Just drop the 2 you wet nugget!

Then there's Polar Nights and....MKDLSJFDLSJF THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S A SEQUEL TO FROZEN 2!!! BUT IT LACKS THE FROZEN 2 IN THE TITLE????!!! WHY???? Is2g Disney I'm going to break into your house and rearrange your furniture so it actually makes fucking sense I hate it here TT0TT

#frozen #frozen salt #frozen 2 #frozen 2: forest of shadows #frozen: polar nights #frozen twisted tales #i can review these novels if you want #i haven't read a frozen heart or the junior novels tho....or dangerous secrets.....#i really dont want to read dangerous secrets ;w;#i heard it's good but.....it's F2....and it involves a change of F2 I dont like klfjdsakfljkaf *sobbing*#i say read but I mean i listened to on audible #was there a forest in FoS???? I mean I took a long break (I stopped on the last two hours)....but it felt like they were just running all #over the place and now they are in a cave and......it dont remember it being like an evil forest persay kladjsflkjf #woulda probably changed it to something revolving around a nightmare tbh #i WILL go to bat for Frozen Twisted Tales #it's not perfect (I wouldn't have chosen the 3rd person omniscient nor revealed Hans was evil so easily #but it's still good for it's other aspects #'silly you only will go to bat for it cause it's a retelling of F1' YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT'S A BIG REASON TT0TT #at least the author understood the damn assignment with it klfjasdkjflkjfa that's all I asked for kfljaskdjf *sobs*#silly talks #silly rants

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