#i have yet to meet someone over 5’4 who’s a könig simp
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short people need to unionise to take down könig (and give him kisses)
it’s literally just
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#; ophie answers#spillways-mp3#LAKJSDFAH I’M SORRY I COULDN’T RESIST#the only thing i’ve noticed all könig simps have in common is that we’re all short#like REALLY short#i have yet to meet someone over 5’4 who’s a könig simp#I’M WHEEZING PLS ALSKDJFH
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