#i have to do my homework but god said spread crackwhump plague

[brutal-nemesis]

Crackcember, baby

Aren’t you tired of taking things seriously all the time? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

Now, with Crackcember, you can! Equipped with ridiculous prompts I came up with in the span of a half hour, you, too, can now write crackwhump. 

Since this is official in zero ways, you can do as many or as little of these as you want! You can do them out of order! You can do them whenever! The last thing I want is for writing crackwhump to be stressful, because that is exactly not the point. Honestly it’s more a of a prompt list for those who wish to join me in crackwhump hell. Without further ado, my brainrot:

Worm on a string

Vaguely threatening can of beans

They did surgery on a grape

I don’t have a Costco membership??!

Fish in the tube, what will he do

Teeth in places they shouldn’t be (Be creative loves <3)

Hot Pockets~

There are only cargo shorts

What if we kissed in  ___? Haha, jk...unless…?

Some choccy milk (cuz you’re epic)

Only five cornflakes

Ladies’ night at Cheesecake Factory!

You open a yeti cooler and there is an opossum inside

Handful of multiracial plastic babies

Spaghetti bolognese and rice

Carpeted shower

Bone density machine, I left it in the park

There is a slice of pizza stuck to the ceiling 

Wake up, Paul Hollywood is standing over you

It’s time for lettuce club

Low res picture of a horse, oh god those teeth look long

Long furby, with a blender

Tree! It grows squids

But what does good mac and cheese sound like?

A work of art by Da Vinky…

I came home and there was a lobster on the couch

This is an Old Spice commercial

Even now the evil seed of what you’ve done germinates within you

Fistfight the Keebler elves!

Texting your minecraft girlfriend

The only things in the fridge are a balloon animal and a bottle of soy sauce. Dinner?

But Nemi, you think, I’m intimidated by the powerful aura of prompts such as numbers 19 and 29. No worries, young crackling! I have a handful of alternate prompts as well, consisting of words and images!

Alternates!

Word prompts:

Moist

Crunchy

Effervescent 

Pigeons

Tweed

Teeth

Sponge

Image prompts:

So uh yeah lmk if you write any crackwhump based on this (or draw, I guess). I wanna see it. Just tag it with��“crackcember” and what prompt you used :) (for images just, uh, say “image prompt” don’t try to describe these you might hurt yourself).