#i have to admit. i've always despised bottom evan

[katakosmos]

evan and knives 👀 perhaps even knives used on barty

we love a man who knows how to cook!

no ok. among the thousand secret qualities of evan, i think there's also a very particular one: he knows how to use random objects in his house as weapons. not only more obvious things like knives or a hammer, but also for example pans or the iron. lovely ❤

but he and knives... it just makes sense. i don't think he actually knows how to use them (he can't throw them or do any crazy tricks) but he likes pointy things and he has very skilled fingers <- he likes to have his hands busy <- he plays with pens all the time. he doesn't carry knives. he doesn't have a collection (though he might have one for the bedroom, but he'd never admit it and never use it), but if he were robbed he wouldn't hesitate to stab the thief with a kitchen knife.

he doesn't like big and heavy knives though, he prefers smaller and lighter ones (because he wants to play with them like with pens yesyes).

anyway, back to the bedroom, you know who would have absolutely no problem showing off his knife collection? barty. and i think that, rather than stabbing, evan would like to be stabbed. he acts like nothing can turn him on, but tie him to a bed and put the tip of a knife to his jugular, and he comes in 0.3 seconds. you don't even have time to take out the knife, you mention knifeplay and when you turn around he's like. having an orgasm.

on a more serious note though, evan has a lot of traumatic scars from abuse; but he also has a lot of pretty ones that barty made on his skin just for him :)