#i have this one irl that would be SO interested in rho but for a BOATLOAD of reasons I can't let them know rho even *exists*

[autixel]

Sucks that the most changing part of my life is the oc that I want to have under stRICT lock and key when it comes to information. Yeah the one fucking thing I want to spend my time yapping about I can't talk about because the audience will never be part of the demographic that knows about them! ever! and the other stuff is boring as hell and basically hasn't changed I'm still as miserable as last time we talked ty except for my GODDAMNED OC WHICH IS SO COOL AND WOULD LEAD TO LONG AND INTERESTING CONVERSATION

[zenjestrr]

(ME meme) 10, 15, 26, 32, 43, 59, 62, 75, 90, 98

10. Best Shepard quote GIVE ME A NAME OR I’LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO A KROGAN

15. Virmire: Ashley or Kaidan my first playthrough I chose Ashley because I was playing a Femshep and Kaidan started to ninjamance me so I killed him off to avoid that since I was just being nice not trying to get into his biotic pants. my “canon” Shep chose Kaidan because if you’re thinking from a purely pragmatic view, it’s better to keep the biotic alive than the generic gunner. Ash is great but, in-universe, you don’t find L2 biotics (one of the more powerful biotic implants) like Kaidan since his only side effects are the occasional migraines whereas most L2s are literally crippled from the pain.  26. Blue, Red, Green, or Fuck You My first playthrough was red but since BioWare isn’t going to advance the story past ME3 and canonize any of the after effects, I choose Blue for my “canon” Shep because I can keep the geth + EDI (and all of her AIU siblings) alive, use the knowledge and tech of the Reapers for the good of the galaxy, and live a happy life with Tali since Shep can just make himself a body and upload a portion of his mind into it. I have so many problems with Synthesis that I don’t even want to get into it and it has nothing to do with “consent” or whatever stupid reason people bring up (not to be a dick but when a million robo squids are threatening the survival of dozens of civilizations, I don’t care about people’s consent if I have a way to stop it. lol nobody brings up consent with the destroy ending) it has to do with how poorly it fits with Mass Effect and how literally impossible it is, scientifically, within the context of the established technology  so yea tl;dr: Control because I can’t let EDI and the geth die and since I can cheat myself the benefits of Destroy with loopholes and creator negligence  32. Least favorite squadmate easy answer is Morinth but ignoring her uhhhhh…..Ash? I guess? I don’t even hate her but she’s my least used 43. which non-romanceable character would you romance Giana Parasini  59. Favorite NPC? assuming this means no Normandy crew…….probably...Aria 62. Favorite achievement? if this means like Xbox Achievement/PlayStation trophy uhhh...I don't remember any of them besides Parmour and Insanity lol. but if you mean like...crazy thing I did probably that one melee only ME3 playthrough I did. it was interesting and only really possible because squadmates can handle enemies that you literally can’t reach because the 3rd person shooting game expects you to actually shoot them. I also liked surviving all the waves in the part in Arrival right before Object Rho knocks you out. I wish we could do missions solo like you could in Dragon Age 75. What memory still gives you chills I will forever remember the first conversation you have with Sovereign in ME1 90. Did you get anyone into Mass Effect yea, two of my irl friends (who then went on to infect people that they knew) 98. If you could be any non-human race, which would you be? probably Asari or Drell. Asari for innate biotics, tiddies, and 1000 year lifespan and drell for the perfect memory, which is a double-edged sword, but it makes studying a hell of a lot easier. read it once and you got it. all you have to do is get the muscle-memory down when you’re learning something.