#i have that one badass mutual who does!! and they're great and i appreciate them

[pathfinderlittleduck]

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That cyberpunk fandom hate blog really fucked me up and ruined my trust in well, everyone.

[daughter-of-inklings]

That favorite ship dynamics meme, not at all based on personal experiences, my own writing, or DnD campaigns:

grumpy one that hates everything and everyone x the sunshine oddball that does everything and anything to make them smile

big and intimidating person is soft for this one person and will kill you if you touch them

that soft person is worse

knight x princess (or any kind of royalty)

small acts of service as a means to communicate love when they can't be vocalized

hand kisses and tender looks in the presence of others >>>>

god that literally created the cosmos and is all mighty and powerful x the himbo mortal that drinks their respect cosmic entity juice and is utterly fascinated by that which they worship

religious zealotry can be oh so homoerotic and romantic

"Wait, are you flirting with me?" x "I've been doing so for the past two years, yeah"

"I didn't like you at first but someone insulted you and I snapped to your defense, oh no" x "i've been in love with you this entire time"

"why don't you date (x)? you'd go great together" x "i keep forgetting to ask them"

big scary monster that people are in awe of but generally avoid x idiot lacking common sense that teaches them they CAN be loved anyways

any iteration of Beauty and the Beast | Sleeping Beauty

friends to lovers and that slow, mutual pining, not wanting to move forward thinking they'll lose each other and their friendship and that thought torments them

"i love your laugh" x "i could listen to you talk forever"

other friends who are in the know are frustrated

they play Parent Trap

obvious flirt that's trying their hardest x oblivious himbo that can't put 3 and 4 together

frustrates the entire friend group

"is this platonic flirting or are we actually- oh, no, yeah, oops, we're actually in love with each other"

soulmates that find each other again and again in different lives and circumstances

forced parents of the found family that have no idea what they're doing

they stay up late talking about what's best for the "kids" and patching each other up after battles

"i'll love you still, no matter the time or place, because I choose to, because i choose to continue loving you in spite of everything"

badass magick user x their equally competent and badass melee partner because we appreciate type and range coverage in this house