#i have put the waifish willowy loki from thorki fics into a sylki fic and thus far i have zero regrets | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nostalgia-tblr · 3 months ago

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one of my big cultural gaps is disney but i started typing out a beauty and the beast inspired thing anyway thinking well maybe if i dont know the story in its most popular form at least i might come up with something a wee bit different from other people doing it and then mine has a plot device a somewhat inaccurate painting as the basis on an agreement to marry and only now did i think 'fuck i've made him anne of cleves'*

*i mean in a pop culture sense. i do tend to agree that the holbein painting can't be that inaccurate and she probably actually did look like that (hot!) and i feel i should disclaimer this in the post itself not the tags because if i don't someone will object won't they

#i have put the waifish willowy loki from thorki fics into a sylki fic and thus far i have zero regrets #sylvie has turned out to be not as beastly-looking as advertised but oh she's not happy about this feeble lad she's been stuck with >:(#there is a not-really-that-unexpected twist to this tale but i am not sure how to get it to be fucked up but somehow not 'unhappy ending'#and while i don't know disney i do know there's supposed to be talking furniture played by david ogden stiers? is that considered crucial?#(and i think the 'sylvie's spine has been replaced by ramen noodles' fic trend has made me lean way more into Mean Sylvie of late)#BUT MY POINT WAS ANNE OF CLEVES #(as the Beauty one obviously. thank u for the evidence of her hotness Painty Hans.)#don't worry i will probably never finish this fic anyway #because wtf

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