#i have never burned smthn this bad in the like decade ive been cooking
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#so im trying to make fucking pasta right?#and the first round i make i get evrything all set up onions look amazing poor my tomatoes in#wrong fucking tomatoes#how no big deal youd think#wrong! i suffer from bad texture disease and these are bad texture tomatoes!!#so i go to do a new ruond#with a white onion cause im out of yellow now#get it all chopped use up the last of my garlic#start the sautee#have to go to the bthrm turn stove off go do come back turn stove on#onions only have a little way to go#fucken burn them#like black tar#i have never burned smthn this bad in the like decade ive been cooking#of course now im out of garlic#still havent eaten anything today#and all i wanna do is cry#oh and the entire apt smells like burnt popcorn#i wish i could order food#anyways i guess imma scrub the fuck burn out of the bottom of the pot and make garlicless tomato sauce cause i have no other fucking food
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