#i have my blorbos and silly streamers so what fucking ever

[gillionstits]

holy shit i do not wanna go back to school i am actually gonna do something horrendous

[being-so-normal-about-reploids]

My god I'm living for X being kind of a dense little tank (said as a man who is literally a dense little tank who is exactly X's height, lmfao, no bias here chief). It makes a lot of sense, too, and I think I'm halfway there already in my own headcanon. I couldn't quite call him chonky in human terms the way I picture him, but compared to a lot of reploids, he got the circumference.

I really need to reread the MMX manga, I kinda ripped through it over the span of a couple of long flights so it didn't really sink in very much and mostly what stuck to me was some of the dialogue (WHY DO THEY SAY SUCH RAW SHIT ALL THE TIME, DAMN (I have totally stolen one of those such lines someone said for the sequel I'm writing tho)) and the fact that they barely even mentioned Sky Lagoon in the X4 manga. Like that was not a small event! But it's just kinda...just, "Yeah that occurred. Tens of thousands dead. Anyway, moving on now," and it disappears, lol.

Marty was a gem tho and MONSTROUS MARTY??? HELL YES????? Considering she's always getting upgraded and modified anyway she could just do that and why wouldn't she, it's cool as fuck???????

I also really need to actually play like. Any of the MMZ games? Really anything chronologically beyond MMX. I just. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIE. NO I HATE IT. >[ I should try it anyway though, clearly they're still good games, I just keep running into BUT MY BLORBO. NOTHING BAD HAPPENS IF I DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE REST OF THE STORY. Which is silly, do I not continuously feed X into a paper shredder in my own writing...? (He gets better tho, that's the important thing, but the later games just song seem to believe in happy endings, and that makes me want to eat my desk.)

Axl would 100% be a streamer holy shit tho your brain is mighty. I feel like X and Zero would be like, this is it, the thing that makes us actually feel old for real. This feral child is playing games for people who aren't even playing the game themselves. What is this even about. How is this fun for this many people? Because Axl would be one of those like, mid-popularity streamers with a small-ish but very devoted following and the world's nicest chat but none of the memes would make ANY sense to anybody ever.

I feel like...he would have a super long running Minecraft equivalent series. Couldn't tell you why but he totally would. I think so, anyway.

...low-key want to draw beast mode Marty...but I gotta go to the dentist and my hands are already hurty from drawing a meme I need to post later. I'm adding that to my list of ideas for when I'm out of ideas, tho...

OKAY MY TURN NOW: drop the headcanon deets. What's living rent-free in your head right this moment 👀

HOLY SHIT GOT SHOT BACK- LANDKSBDKAHDKAND

But alright!! There’s so many (Aside from Legends Reborn)

I mostly keep this shit in my head and I can make a huge list of it but dawg most of mine involves my silly interpretations- plus I seen people

It’s kinda a mess to think about but I’ll go to my personal favorites

X being chunky always gives me some feels for me, like he would fucking rock it. He’s actually more tanky then Zero while he’s sorta at times a glass canon (Mf Died like multiple times and X died Once). It derives from the idea of why he chose a thicker body, because the area of his stomach was pierced by Sigma like twice. So basically it gives him extra defense. Despite the it he’s just a Flexible as ever but a bit more slower.

Meaning that his “Stomach” area is incredibly sensitive and he will smack you on instinct if you touch it. He suffers phantom pains occasionally. It's a massive bitch but he got used to it.

(Aka I believe Burly/chunky X supremacy)

X has a soft spot for children okay, since he’s very approachable to children, he would even let them draw on his armor. Babies are a definite weakness of his their tiny hands will make him cry so hard

So it would make sense that he would be a parent but he would rather settle down to start a Family in peace times and after he himself healed and rested.

Zero is kinda a low key creature, in the sense that he actually has retractable claws and can run on fours but only for extremely rare occasions. That's because he’s not only the ultimate war but also the ultimate predator. Aka he’s fucking lion coded

One of the reasons why X and Zero are always different compared to other Androids and shit is because they were made from Alien tech/Energy stuff. You can’t fucking tell that Dr Light didn’t used the material that Duo left to include that while making X right? And Zero…We all know Wily was on some crack (I’m always a believer that He used evil energy to create Roboenza and what could eventually become the Maverick Virus). And no one knew about the whole fiasco with Duo aside from Megaman and the others. So it makes sense that Light and wily (Possible Cossack knew something about it) Used it for their final creations.

Marty (From the MMX manga that I’m absolutely so normal about) has so much knowledge of Marine life and the ocean, Rescue worker regulations and information is insane. How the flying shit did a marine rescue worker end up as an infamous Pirate Queen is a mystery to anyone.

She's also tall and muscular and is absolutely more “Beast-like” (Having scales, fangs and retractable webbed claws) to give off a more intimidating impression to keep folks away from her and her crew.

Speaking of her Crew they are all composed of other marine Rescue types, a couple Human Cyborgs (and a few non cyborgs) and a few Repliforce defectors. (A small fun fact in my silly XxMarty Valentine manatee oneshot, Marty brought up Gale Albatross who’s actually a former Repliforce soldier that defected as soon as they declared independence not wanting to be apart of it but is untrusting towards the hunters).

She may not look like but she genuinely cares for everyone in her crew and would do anything to protect them. She also courted her hair after her fight with Byte back at X3 manga. She has matured over the years but still holds her mischievous/prideful personality.

Contrary to what it's led to believe her crew aren’t like…bad or act like actual pirates. It’s more like they are more of an independent group. Since that they deal with poaching, taking out criminals out of sea, providing relief for coastal communities that were strongly affected by war, etc…They just Red Alert if they weren’t Bounty hunters.

Axl is absolutely a Streamer and a bit of a meme master. He’s a deadly actor and trickster so watch out he fucking glad that he’s a goober!!

Since I’m on a Legends kick

Legends is underrated as shit I mean the potential is great! It’s so fucking expansive Idk where to start-

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH CARBONS??

LIKE NO ONE IS MAKING HEADCANONS OF THEM AND ITS A CRIME!

I’ll probably do some of mine at somepoint how they are Biomechanical creatures and how they diversified and evolved (The master basically granted them access to things that were lost that belonged to their Reploid ancestors.)

Or how the Ruins can be function as Mystery Dungeons and the different between an Official Digger and a independent Digger and so much wkrbekeheiba)

There’s are what I have but dawg so many in my little critter brain of mine