#i have grown quite attached to my background photo tbh

[zhongli-lover-69]

tagged by @corvids-corner to show lock screen home screen + last song !

apologies to everyone who actually keeps up an aesthetic on their electronic devices but, in my humble opinion, commitment to the bit comes first. i'm so committed to this bit that i've had nick cage as my homescreen/lockscreen for four years. i'm not even kidding. the bit has long since passed the talking stage – we're balls deep into a committed relationship. you know how it goes. first base is watching national treasure together, second is making him your phone screen, third is co-writing a nicholas cage x reader fanfic, fourth is holy matrimony. that's right. holy matrimony. all my sorority sisters are off tying the knot with their eager eager frat beaus, but nickie's taking his sweet sweet time in asking me to forever bind my life to his. but i don't mind the wait. one of the best things about being in a digital parasocial committed relationship is that your boyf will not be going anywhere ever, because his actual personality has become so warped by perspective and idealization that all reality has been lost. yeah. your man might be real but mine is a b-list celebrity who lives in my phone. uh huh. let's see who comes out on top when the heavens crumble and the earth gives way beneath your feet. when the rivers rise and the moon blots out the sun. you will cling to your mortal dalliances and sob for all that has been lost; but not i. i will not despair. for the god i worship has no throne above from which to fall, no fiery lake below in which to drown. he is a mortal trapped in amber; an unadulterated idea; the most undying parts of the doomed human consciousness. he peddles neither salvation nor damnation – merely imperfect perfection, an unreal balm to smooth the aching gears of the human condition. the thing which i value most can never be lost, for it has never truly existed. except, perhaps, my lockscreen streak. breaking that would be truly tragic.

also i quite like no rain! listened to it a lot growing up + it stuck :-)

tagging @madslad @dawns-noctua and anyone else who would like to take part in this tag game !

[novantinuum]

The blorbo meme for your own OCs? (ones for specific fandom worlds or otherwise)

Ojhfhsdbhjg I will gladly!

(Note: There are a mixture of Steven Universe and Breath of the Wild OCs in here. I'll add photos after OC mentions so y'all have an idea of who I'm talking about. Most of these will be WIPs/sketches. Tbh some I've probably barely talked about on this blog, but let's go XD)

“Blorbo” Character Ask Meme

____ My blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

At the moment? Aryll Haywood, my version of Link's sister. Of all my OCs, she invades my thoughts the most, and is- quite honestly- probably the most fleshed out of all of the characters I've ever created. I think it helps that the very essence of her setting gave her an obvious life conflict to bounce off of... aka the loss of her entire town and family to the Calamity. There's a lot of juice to play with there, in imagining how an 11 year old girl would try (and fail) to cope with that. I can't wait to eventually share her full story- just a few days ago, I started officially writing the prologue for that long fic of mine!

My scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

ASDshgjhdg is it a crime to ALSO say Aryll for this one? I would very much love to pick her up in my arms and swing her around like a parent with a tineee precious baby ;w;;;;;;;

Not really sure I have any other OCs who would count as "baby," a lot of the others are downright snarky motherfuckers, lmao.

My scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):

I've grown quite attached to Arwel Haywood (Link and Aryll's father) while writing a bit of fic from his POV, (A FIC I STILL NEED TO FINISH, auUGHHHH! ! !!!!), and feel I don't think about him as much as I should. I need to flesh out his personality a bit more. So far, though... I am big uWU at the thought of him just,,, really, really loving his kids. I think he does have the tendency to push Link too hard too young with their training, and perhaps spends time with his son just a tad more than his daughter due to their shared interest in swordplay, but oh god does he do his genuine best with them, and I am HUGE a aAAA

(Not my art, but a preliminary Hero Forge model I did of him)

My glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

Taafeite, a fusion of my OC Jean Maverick and Steven Universe. They don't show up in their world very often- thus "obscure fave-" but when they do, it's sure to be quite a show. They're a big personality and very much enjoy being in the spotlight. Please don't underestimate their weapon. It may look like a glorified pizza cutter staff, but that bitch is fucking sharp.

My poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Hmm. I don't think any of my SU or BotW OCs fit this category. The only OC I have that even remotely fits is... a VERY old pull... Aster, a Gravity Falls multiverse OC I had at one point but never did anything concrete with. Aster... was the one who was a mercenary working for Bill, charged with hunting Ford down during those 30 years he was lost in the multiverse. They... definitely kill, and definitely do MANY morally wrong things, but there's a depressing backstory to be told, and they eventually do experience Character Development™ and become a less Problematic person, ahahah.

(this art is old as Balls, i'm so sorry)

My horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Jean Maverick. I, uh... outright amputate one of their legs in end-game content that I will probably never write out in full, so saying this is not a spoiler. I put them through so much bullshit, lmao. Trauma... self-loathing... I yeet them into the Gem war at one point... more trauma... meeting their mother WHILE experiencing trauma... homoerotic encounters with foes... oh yeah, they've got it all, shshgdhkkl

My eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):

jhhjsbdgj absolutely Morganite. Aka Jean's nemesis. Aka a gay ass motherfucker who was so lovesick for the concept of a romance that had long died in the war that she tried touching the sun and got burned. I kinda gave her a really depressing backstory, but she commits war crimes and is GemRacist™ though, which is why she's going to superhell. Byeee!